7th Heaven

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7th Heaven is a U.S. television series about a minister's family living in the fictional town of Glenoak in California.

Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 Anything You Want 1.2 Family Secrets 1.3 In the Blink of an Eye 1.4 No Funerals and a Wedding 1.5 The Color of God 1.6 Saturday 1.7 What Will People Say? 1.8 See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil 1.9 The Last Call for Aunt Julie 1.10 Now You See Me 1.11 With a Little Help From My Friends 1.12 America's Most Wanted 1.13 Seven Is Enough 1.14 Happy's Valentine 1.15 Brave New World 1.16 Choices 1.17 Faith, Hope, and the Bottom Line 1.18 It's About George... 1.19 Say Good-bye 1.20 Dangerous Liaisons (1) 1.21 Dangerous Liaisons (2) 2 Season 2 2.1 Don't Take My Love Away 2.2 See You in September 2.3 Who Knew? 2.4 Says Who? 2.5 Breaking Up Is Hard to Do 2.6 Girls Just Want to Have Fun 2.7 Do Something 2.8 I Hate You 2.9 Truth or Dare 2.10 Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way 2.11 Rush to Judgment 2.12 Stuck in the Middle with You 2.13 Red Tape 2.14 Homecoming 2.15 It Takes a Village 2.16 Nothing Endures But Change 2.17 My Kinda Guy 2.18 Time to the Leave the Nest 2.19 Like a Harlot 2.20 Boyfriends (1) 2.21 ... And Girlfriends (2) 3 Season 3 3.1 It Takes Two, Baby 3.2 Drunk Like Me 3.3 Cutters 3.4 The Legacy 3.5 ... And a Nice Chianti 3.6 And the Home of the Brave 3.7 Johnny Get Your Gun 3.8 No Sex, Some Drugs and a Little Rock 'n' Roll 3.9 Let's Talk About Sex 3.10 Here Comes Santa Claus 3.11 Nobody Knows... 3.12 All That Jazz 3.13 The Tribes That Bind 3.14 In Praise of Women 3.15 It Happened One Night 3.16 Paranoia 3.17 Sometimes That's Just the Way It Is 3.18 We the People 3.19 The Voice 3.20 All Dogs Go to Heaven 3.21 There Goes the Bride (1) 3.22 There Goes the Bride (2) 4 Season 4 4.1 The Tattle Tale Heart 4.2 Life is Too Beautiful 4.3 Yak Sada (a.k.a. One Voice) 4.4 Come Drive with Me 4.5 With Honors 4.6 Just You Wait and See 4.7 Sin... (1) 4.8 ... And Expiation (2) 4.9 Dirty Laundry 4.10 Who Nose 4.11 Forget Me Not 4.12 All By Myself 4.13 Who Do You Trust? 4.14 Words 4.15 Loves Me, Loves Me Not 4.16 Say a Little Prayer for Me 4.17 Twelve Angry People 4.18 Hoop Dreams 4.19 Talk to Me 4.20 Liar, Liar 4.21 Love Stinks (1) 4.22 Love Stinks (2) 5 Season 5 5.1 Here We Go Again 5.2 Help 5.3 Losers 5.4 Busted 5.5 Blind 5.6 Broke 5.7 Bye 5.8 Gossip 5.9 Tunes 5.10 Suprise! 5.11 Home 5.12 One Hundred 5.13 Kiss 5.14 V-Day 5.15 Sweeps 5.16 Parents 5.17 Crazy 5.18 Apologize 5.19 Virgin 5.20 Regrets 5.21 Chances (1) 5.22 Are (2) 6 Season 6 6.1 Changes 6.2 Teased 6.3 Sympathy 6.4 Work 6.5 Relationships 6.6 Broken 6.7 Prodigal 6.8 Ay Carumba 6.9 Lost 6.10 Consideration 6.11 Pathetic 6.12 Suspicion 6.13 Drunk 6.14 Hot Pants 6.15 I Really Do 6.16 I Really Did 6.17 Lip Service 6.18 The Ring 6.19 Letting Go 6.20 The Known Soldier 6.21 Holy War (1) 6.22 Holy War (2) 7 Season 7 7.1 Monkey Business (1) 7.2 Monkey Business Deaux (2) 7.3 The Enemy Within 7.4 Bowling for Eric 7.5 The Heart of the Matter 7.6 Regarding Eric 7.7 Gabrielle Come Blow Your Horn 7.8 Peer Pressure 7.9 Lost Souls 7.10 A Cry for Help (a.k.a. Female Trouble) 7.11 Sunday 7.12 Back in the Saddle Again 7.13 It's Not Always About You 7.14 Smoking 7.15 I Love Lucy 7.16 Stand Up 7.17 High Anxiety 7.18 We Do 7.19 That Touch of Bink (1) 7.20 Dick (2) 7.21 Life and Death (1) 7.22 Life and Death (2) 8 External links

[edit] Season 1

[edit] Anything You Want

Annie Camden: Have you ever heard "for everything there is a season"? "A time to..." uhh...hmm..."a time to--" do something or other. The point is that you just have to let nature take its course. You can't hurry these things.

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Simon Camden: You know, "dog" is "God" spelled backwards.

[edit] Family Secrets

[edit] In the Blink of an Eye

Lucy: You remember my dad?

Jimmy: Oh yeah, the God guy.

Eric: Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.

[edit] No Funerals and a Wedding

[edit] The Color of God

[edit] Saturday

[edit] What Will People Say?

[edit] See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil

[edit] The Last Call for Aunt Julie

[edit] Now You See Me

[edit] With a Little Help From My Friends

[edit] America's Most Wanted

[edit] Seven Is Enough

[edit] Happy's Valentine

[edit] Brave New World

[edit] Choices

Matt: You gotta trust me on this, cause when it comes to this kind of stuff, guys don't think like girls.

Mary: I know. I'm sorry.

Matt: Where'd you get that dress?

Mary: (crying) I stole it. I didn't think it was a big deal!

Matt: So you put it on and went to a fraternity party?

Mary: I know, it was stupid. I'm sorry.

Matt: It's OK. But you should know: From now on I'll be watching you like a fox.

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(Simon and Ruthie find a $50 bill on the sidewalk)

Ruthie: Maybe we should give it back.

Simon: To who? The sidewalk?

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Ruthie: How about a little tiny goldfish? They won't be no trouble.

Annie: Any.

Ruthie: Any what?

Annie: A goldfish won't be any trouble.

Ruthie: I know. So can I have one?

[edit] Faith, Hope, and the Bottom Line

Simon: Well, I know my phone number when someone asks for it.

Ruthie: And still no one calls.

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Eric: I just can't go for a security system over a person.

Lou: And that's what makes you a caring, compassionate minister...and a lousy businessman.

[edit] It's About George...

The Colonel: Hello.

Jimmy: Hey.

Grandma Ruth: "Hey" is for horses. Are you a farmer, Mr. Moon?

Jimmy: No.

The Colonel: Do you know who I am?

Jimmy: Lucy's grandfather?

The Colonel: I am Colonel John Camden, United States Marines!

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Julie: I don't think I can do this.

Matt: That's what you need: A warm relationship with your father.

[edit] Say Good-bye

Mary: How about this dress?

Lucy: Sure. Whatever. You'll look great.

Mary: Or maybe I could just shave my head?

Lucy: Sure. Whatever. You'll look great

[edit] Dangerous Liaisons (1)

Eric: Honey, I think you need to sit down now and try to relax.

Annie: Bite me!

Eric: Bite me?!?

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Eric: (praying) We thank you for this food, Lord, and...any other help you could pass our way about now would be greatly appreciated, with an eye toward peace and harmony. Amen.

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Annie: (on the phone with hotel receptionist) Ginger...somebody. What do you mean you don't know? How can you not know? How many "Ginger"s do you have there? Is there a "Ginger" convention in town or something?

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Simon: (to Matt) When you see Lucy, tell her she never looked better or I'm a dead man!

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Matt: Wow! What did you do to make your hair look so blonde and...um...beautiful?

Lucy: I'm trying to figure out if you're lying, and if I think you are, I will be killing Simon tonight!

[edit] Dangerous Liaisons (2)

Matt: Great. Even with Mary in the hospital, Dad still finds a way to teach me a lesson.

Simon: Well, you've kind of got to admire him for that.

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Eric: Your hair looks nice, Luce.

Lucy: Nice or sexy?

Eric: Uh....nice. Definitely nice. If my 13-year-old daughter had sexy hair, I'd shave her head

[edit] Season 2

[edit] Don't Take My Love Away

[edit] See You in September

[edit] Who Knew?

[edit] Says Who?

[edit] Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

[edit] Girls Just Want to Have Fun

[edit] Do Something

[edit] I Hate You

[edit] Truth or Dare

[edit] Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way

[edit] Rush to Judgment

[edit] Stuck in the Middle with You

[edit] Red Tape

[edit] Homecoming

[edit] It Takes a Village

[edit] Nothing Endures But Change

[edit] My Kinda Guy

[Eric has invited a foreign exchange student to stay.]
Annie: You invited a guest to stay in our house without even consulting me?
Eric: ...I just thought it would be a great cultural experience for the kids, for all of us.
Annie: Well so's a museum, but unfortunately we don't have room for one in our house!

[edit] Time to the Leave the Nest

[edit] Like a Harlot

[edit] Boyfriends (1)

[edit] ... And Girlfriends (2)

[edit] Season 3

[edit] It Takes Two, Baby

[edit] Drunk Like Me

[edit] Cutters

[edit] The Legacy

[edit] ... And a Nice Chianti

[edit] And the Home of the Brave

[edit] Johnny Get Your Gun

[edit] No Sex, Some Drugs and a Little Rock 'n' Roll

[edit] Let's Talk About Sex

[edit] Here Comes Santa Claus

[edit] Nobody Knows...

[edit] All That Jazz

[edit] The Tribes That Bind

[edit] In Praise of Women

Annie: (to Eric during labor) Stop touching me! That's what got us in this situation in the first place.

[edit] It Happened One Night

Annie: See my tummy? That's you.

Ruthie: Maybe I never should have come out.

Annie: But...look what you would've missed...riding on Daddy's shoulders...and Simon rocking you on the front porch...and Mary...giving you a bath in the kitchen sink.

Ruthie: My butt was a lot smaller then.

Annie: All of our...bottoms were a lot smaller then.

[edit] Paranoia

[edit] Sometimes That's Just the Way It Is

[edit] We the People

[edit] The Voice

[edit] All Dogs Go to Heaven

[edit] There Goes the Bride (1)

[edit] There Goes the Bride (2)

[edit] Season 4

[edit] The Tattle Tale Heart

[edit] Life is Too Beautiful

[edit] Yak Sada (a.k.a. One Voice)

[edit] Come Drive with Me

[edit] With Honors

[edit] Just You Wait and See

[edit] Sin... (1)

[edit] ... And Expiation (2)

[edit] Dirty Laundry

[edit] Who Nose

[edit] Forget Me Not

[edit] All By Myself

[edit] Who Do You Trust?

[edit] Words

[edit] Loves Me, Loves Me Not

[edit] Say a Little Prayer for Me

[edit] Twelve Angry People

[edit] Hoop Dreams

[edit] Talk to Me

[edit] Liar, Liar

[edit] Love Stinks (1)

[edit] Love Stinks (2)

[edit] Season 5

[edit] Here We Go Again

[edit] Help

[edit] Losers

[edit] Busted

[edit] Blind

[edit] Broke

[edit] Bye

[edit] Gossip

[edit] Tunes

[edit] Suprise!

[edit] Home

[edit] One Hundred

Annie: Who would leave a baby on our doorstep?

Ruthie: God.

Annie: That's sweet, but I think God had a little help on this one

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Robbie: What's that pizza lady's baby doing here?

Annie: You've seen this baby?

Robbie: Yeah, at Pete's Pizza.

Annie: Frankie and Johnny.

Robbie: Yeah, that's her name. Frankie. She works at Pete's and brings the baby in with her sometimes.

Annie: Are you sure this is her?

Robbie: No offense, I know all babies are beautiful, but I'd recognize that head anywhere.

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Eric: I still can't believe I forgot my birthday!

Ruthie: You're old. Old people forget stuff.

[edit] Kiss

[edit] V-Day

[edit] Sweeps

[edit] Parents

[edit] Crazy

[edit] Apologize

[edit] Virgin

[edit] Regrets

[edit] Chances (1)

[edit] Are (2)

[edit] Season 6

[edit] Changes

[edit] Teased

[edit] Sympathy

[edit] Work

[edit] Relationships

[edit] Broken

[edit] Prodigal

[edit] Ay Carumba

[edit] Lost

[edit] Consideration

[edit] Pathetic

[edit] Suspicion

[edit] Drunk

[edit] Hot Pants

[edit] I Really Do

[edit] I Really Did

[edit] Lip Service

[edit] The Ring

[edit] Letting Go

[edit] The Known Soldier

[edit] Holy War (1)

[edit] Holy War (2)

[edit] Season 7

[edit] Monkey Business (1)

[edit] Monkey Business Deaux (2)

[edit] The Enemy Within

[edit] Bowling for Eric

[edit] The Heart of the Matter

[edit] Regarding Eric

[edit] Gabrielle Come Blow Your Horn

[edit] Peer Pressure

[edit] Lost Souls

[edit] A Cry for Help (a.k.a. Female Trouble)

[edit] Sunday

[edit] Back in the Saddle Again

[edit] It's Not Always About You

[edit] Smoking

[edit] I Love Lucy

Lucy: I told you something bad was going to happen. When she's in the middle of her crab legs, it'll suddenly occur to her that Chandler is not the guy for her and she'll find us and...Oh my God. She said he was going to ask her to marry him. Ugh. I hate her. I hate him too. They don't even know each other. Kevin and I know each other. We're in love with each other. We should be getting engaged tonight. Not them. I may look like the crazy person, but they're the crazy people. Crazy people who are going to get married before I do. When I see Kevin, he is so going to get a piece of my heart. He probably knows Chandler is going to propose to her and that's why he is being nice and going through all this trouble.

Kevin Kinkirk: Lucy Camden, will you marry me? Lucy: [to God] Thank you. [to Kevin] Yes, Kevin Kinkirk, I will marry you.

[edit] Stand Up

[edit] High Anxiety

[edit] We Do

[edit] That Touch of Bink (1)

[edit] Dick (2)

[edit] Life and Death (1)

The show was sued due to a copyright claim of Dick Sweden. To avoid lawsuit, the producers had to include Dick Sweden's script. As seen below.

[edit] Life and Death (2)

[edit] External links

• 7th Heaven quotes at the Internet Movie Database
• 7th Heaven at TV.com