A Bug's Life
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A Bug's Life is a computer animated film, released by Disney and Pixar to theatres in 1998. It concerns an oddball ant named Flik, who recruits circus bugs to defend his colony from grasshoppers. The story is an interpretation of the classic Kurosawa film, The Seven Samurai.
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[edit] Flik
- You're wrong, Hopper. Ants are not meant to serve grasshoppers. I've seen these ants do great things, and year after year, they somehow manage to pick enough food for themselves and you. So-so who's the weaker species? Ants don't serve grasshoppers! It's you who need us! We're a lot stronger than you say we are. And you know it, don't you?
- [after Heimlich suggests that he tell the truth] They can't know the truth! The truth, you see, is bad! I will be branded with this mistake for the rest of my life! My children's children will walk down the street, and people will point and say "Look! There goes the spawn of Flik the Loser!"
[edit] Hopper
- So, where is it? Where's my FOOD!?
- Oh, I see! Under new management! So it's your fault.
- Ah-ah-ah. First rule of leadership: everything is your fault. It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, Princess. One of those "circle of life" kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work out: the sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food...
- We'll be back at the end of the season... (produces an autumn leaf) ...when the last leaf falls. (drops it and prepares to leave) You ants have a nice summer. (to his troops) LET'S RIDE!!! (all grasshoppers cheer and leave after him)
- I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you!!
- You let one ant stand up to us, and they all might stand up! Those "puny little ants" outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food. It's about keeping those ants in line. THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOING BACK! Does anyone else wanna stay?
[edit] Others
- Queen: That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
- Fly: I only got 24 hours to live, and I ain't gonna waste it here!
- Heimlich: Someday, I will be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better.
- Heimlich: But I am flying! And from way up here, you all look like little ants!
- P.T. Flea: These guys are the lousiest circus-bugs you've ever seen! AND THEY'RE GONNA MAKE ME RICH!
- Atta: I want you to leave, Flik. And this time, don't come back.
[edit] Dialogue
- P.T. Flea: We're losing the audience! You clowns get out there now!
- Heimlich: I hate performing on an empty stomach!
- P.T. Flea: Do your act, Heimlich, then you can eat.
- Slim: P.T., what's the point?
- P.T. Flea: Not now, Slim.
- Slim: What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me...
- P.T. Flea: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A CLOWN!
- Slim: Noooo, it's because I'm a PROP! You always cast me as a broom, a pole, a stick! A splinter!
- P.T. Flea: You're a walking stick! IT'S FUNNY!! NOW GO!!!
- Slim: You parasite.
- Fly No.1: (To Francis) Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug? (Laughs)
(Francis flies up to the pair of flies)
- Francis: So! Being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl! Is that it, flyboy? Huh?
- Fly No.2: Yikes!
- Fly No.1: She's a guy!
- Heimlich: Francis, leave them alone. They are poo-poo heads!
- P.T. Flea: Not again!
- Francis: Judging by your breath, you must have been buzzing around a dung heap all day!
- Slim: Come on, Francis. You're making the maggots cry.
- Francis: Any time, pal! I'm gonna pick the hairs out of your head, one by one!
- Fly No.1: You take your best shot!
- Francis: You name the place!
- Fly No.1: Oh, yeah?!
- Francis: Yes! 'Cause when you get there, you are dead!
- Slim: Francis, let me handle this. (To flies) That's no way to speak to a lady.
- Francis: I heard that, you twig!
- Hopper: So, where is it? Where's my FOOD!
- Princess Atta: I-I-Isn't it up there?
- Hopper: What?
- Princess Atta: The food was sitting in a leaf on top--
- Hopper: Excuse me.
- Princess Atta: Are you sure it's not up there?
- Hopper: Are you saying I'm stupid?
- Princess Atta: No.
- Hopper: Do I look stupid... to you? Let's just think about the logic, shall we? Let's just think about it for a second? If it was up there, would I be coming down here, to you level, looking for it?
- Princess Atta: Uh. I--
- Hopper: Why am I even talking to you? You're not the queen. You don't smell like the queen.
- Queen: Sh-She's learning to take over for me, Hopper.
- Hopper: Oh, I see. Under new management. So it's your fault.
- Princess Atta: No, it wasn't me, it was--
- Hopper: Uh-uh-uh. First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.
- Princess Atta: But-But-I--
- Hopper: It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, Princess, one of those circle-of-life kind of things. Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food--
- Molt: And the birds eat the grasshoppers. Hey, like the one that nearly ate you, you 'member? Oh, you shoulda seen it. This blue jay has him halfway down his throat, and Hopper's kickin' and screamin' And I'm scared. I'm not goin' anywhere near, okay? [Hopper aproaches Molt] Aw, come on. It's a great story. [Hopper grabs his anttenae] Ow, ow, ow.
- Hopper: [Hopper pushes him against a wall] I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed... that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you.
- Molt: And believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do.
- Hopper: Shut up! I don't want to hear another word out of you while we're on this island. Do you understand me? [Molt whimpers] I said, do you understand me?
- Molt: How could I answer? You said I couldn't say another word. [Hopper enraged is about to punch him] Remember ma!
- Hopper: [Hopper turns and punches another grasshopper but calms down becoming reasonable] Hey, I'm a compassionate insect. There's still a few months till the rains come, so you can all just try again.
- Queen: But, Hopper, since it's almost the rainy season, we need this time to gather food for ourselves.
- Hopper: Listen, if you don't keep your end of the bargain, then I can't guarantee your safety. And there are insects out there that will take advantage of you. Someone could get hurt. [snaps and call out Thumper who scares Dot so she runs away but is caught by Hopper] What's the matter? You scared of grasshoppers?
- Flik: Dot!
- Hopper: [Hopper picks her up and brings her closer to Thumper] You don't like Thumper? [he brings her up face to face with Thumper and he snarls and growls]
- Flik: [at this Flik comes out] Leave her alone! [this outburst shocks Hopper]
- Hopper: You want her? [hold her above Flik] Go ahead-- take her. [Flik stands down in fear] No? Then get back in line. [Flik goes back in line] It seems to me that you ants are forgetting your place. So let's double the order of food. [this overwhelmes the ants]
- Princess Atta: No! But-But--
- Hopper: We'll be back at the end of the season, when the last leaf falls. [pulls a skin flake off Molt anf lets it slowly drop like a leaf] You ants have a nice summer. Let's ride! [Hopper and the rest of the grasshopper gang fly away and the entire colony looks upon Flik with great dismay]
- Heimlich: (Nervously) I think I'm going to wet myself.
- Francis: (Out of the corner of his mouth) Steady...
[edit] Cast
- Flik - Dave Foley (voice)
- Hopper - Kevin Spacey (voice)
- Atta - Julia Louis-Dreyfus (voice)
- Dot - Hayden Panetierre (voice)
- Queen - Phyllis Diller (voice)
- Molt - Richard Kind (voice)
- Heimlich - Joe Ranft (voice)
- Francis - Denis Leary (voice)
- Slim - David Hyde Pierce (voice)
- Manny - Jonathan Harris (voice)
- Gypsy - Madeline Kahn (voice)
- Rosie - Bonnie Hunt (voice)
- Dim - Brad Garrett (voice)
- Tuck & Roll - Michael McShane (voice)
- P.T. Flea - John Ratzenberger (voice)
- Mr. Soil - Roddy McDowall (voice)
- Dr. Flora - Edie McClurg (voice)
- Thorny - Alex Rocco (voice)
- Cornelius - David Ossman (voice)