Adventure Time
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Adventure Time is an American animated TV series created by Pendleton Ward. It follows the bizarre adventures of a young hero named Finn and his magical dog named Jake. The season premièred on April 5, 2010.
[edit] Season 1.1
[edit] Slumber Party Panic (1a)
- Finn: Algebraic!
- Finn: Tree Trunks,get those hot buns in here, girl!
- (Said to Tree-Trunks who is carrying buns)
- Starchy: Princess? It's me, Starchy the gravedigger. I've brought you a larger corpse shovel. Well, I'll just wait for you here then, by the mausoleum with my back turned and my defenses lowered.
- (He turns around and is attacked by zombies shortly thereafter)
- Finn:Who wants to play truth or dare? Okay, Chocoberry, you may choose someone to ask a deep truth or a saucy dare.
- Chocoberry: Mr. Cupcake, truth or dare?
- Mr. Cupcake: Dare.
- Chocoberry: I dare you to take off ze wrapper.
- (Jake and Finn are talking quietly)
- Jake: Hey, seriously, man. Bros are supposed to tell bros everything all the time. What are you and Bubblegum up to? Is everything alright?
- Finn: Yup! Fine! Everything is great!
- (Unwrapping noises can be heard in the background, which Finn notices)
- Finn: Except for that. Whoa.
- (Focus moves to Mr. Cupcake)
- Peppermint Butler: I didn't know he was chocolate.
- Chet: Um... Does anyone else hear that?
- (Candy Zombies can be heard outside)
- Finn: What? Hear what? I don't hear anything.
- Chet: I hear something I don't understand and it makes me scared!
- Finn: Hey, buddy, do you know what time it is?
- Jake: Adventure time?
- Finn: No, time for 7 Minutes in Heaven!
- Princess Bubblegum: You promised you wouldn't freakin' tell anyone! Oh, you're so cute, Finn.
- (Flashback ends, and Finn blushes)
- (Dead candypeople are being brought back to life)
- Jake: This is messed up... but sweet!
- (Starchy is gnawing on Jake's leg)
- Finn: Starchy, you're not a zombie.
- Starchy: I can't help it. Flesh is delicious.
- Finn: You're delicious!
[edit] Prisoners of Love (2a)
- Finn: Yeah, there's a big sleeping lava man in our front yard, he is so hot...
- Jake (hits Finn's arm suggestively) Mmm hmm.hehe
- (Ice King glares at the two of them.)
- Finn: I mean, not like sexy hot, but...
- Jake: No, you do mean sexy hot.
- Finn: No, I mean...
- Ice King: I DON'T CARE!
[edit] Tree Trunks (2b)
- Tree Trunks: I'm the sexiest adventurer in the world! " A fly landed on my pie!
(throws it away) Flies wanteded it...They Can HAVE IT!"
[edit] The Enchiridion! (3a)
- Finn: CANDY PARTYY!! Jake! This party is so crazy!
- Jake: I know, Finn! I know! Haha!
- Cinnamon Bun: Ok, I'm gonna do it! Ok ok ok! Everyone watch! I'm gonna do a flip! (Falls and crashes into PB's castle)
- Princess Bubblegum: (Dancing while her tower crumbles, falls off the edge) ahhhhh!
- Finn: PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM'S IN TROUBLE! (runs over and catches her)
- Princess Bubblegum: Phew! Please! Calm yourselves my people! I am safe!
Oh, Thank you, Finn. You truly are my hero this day!
- Finn: Cool!
- Princess Bubblegum: Hmmmm, Hero? Hmmmm Heeeeero? HEY! I just thought of somthing!
- Finn: Uhh, what did you think of?
- Princess Bubblegum: I'll show you,come on! We'll go through my secret entrance! (walks over) Alright everyone! Turn around! (whisper voice) well turn around! This entrance is secret!
- Candy people: Ohhhhh!
- Princess Bubblegum: (pulls brick out of wall) Hurry Finn!
- Finn: hahaha! No way!
- Princess Bubblegum: Here it is! (pulls out a globe) Check it out!
- Finn: Whoa! A magical globe!
- Princess Bubblegum: No, Finn! It's what you can see through the globe.
- Finn: Golly!
- Princess Bubblegum: Hehehe! Look! Can you see this book?
- Finn: Yeah I see it!
- Princess Bubblegum: It's called the Enchiridion! It's a book made only for heros who are righteous!
- Finn: Shmowzow!
- Princess Bubblegum: The book lies in the top of mount cragtoor, guarded by manly mini-tar! It's waiting for a truly righteous hero to claim it!
- Finn: (Dancing) Do you think I've got the goods, Bubblegum? 'Cause I am INTO THIS STUFF! (Pounding the floor)
- Princess Bubblegum: I know. And yes I do.
- Finn: Then off I go! (Jumps out the window) Yeaaaaaaaah!
- Jake: (dancing and realizes Finn falling)Huh?
- Finn: Thanks pal
- Princess bubblegum: Farewell Finn the! Oh wait, (pulls out handkerchief)Farewell Finn the human boy!
- Finn: Bye Princess! Ya know what time it is buddy?
- Jake: Adventure Time! (fist bumps Finn)
- Finn: Yeah man!
- Keeper: The key is in you, child, but you can not use your brawn here, the door is MAGICALLY sealed!
- Finn: (Picks up Keeper and shoves him in the lock. The door unlocks.)
- Keeper: You've unlocked the riddle of the door! Ha ha! Brilliantly young child! Please, reveal to me how you unravelled my clue!
- Finn: I just thought you looked cute stuffed in that lock.
- Keeper: Oh yes, that's how most people get in...
- Finn: I'm not righteous. I'm wrongteous! ...Stupidteous.
- Finn: Give me back my friend!
- Giant: But I ate him already!
- Evil Wizard: Now, as one last LAST trial: SLAY THIS ANT!
- Finn: Is it evil?
- Evil Wizard: No! But it's... not good, either. It's neutral. Will you slay it?
- Finn: ...NO!
- Evil Wizard: If you want the hero's Enchiridion, then slay this unaligned ant!
- Finn: Never. Never! NEVER! (Runs up to wizard and kicks it in the crotch.)
- Keeper: (Enters) Congratulations Finn the human. Now you have truely reached-
- Finn: NEVER!!! (Punches Keeper in the stomach.) Oh no! Mr. Keeper, I'm sorry. Wha- Why are you wearing that little devil costume?
- Keeper: These are my pyjamas. I was getting ready for bed.
- Jake: Hey, crack open that book and read something for fun's sake, alright?
- Finn: Oh yeah! Woah, how to kiss princesses? Hehe he he...
- Jake: Woooahh, what'd you just read?
- Princess Bubblegum: (Appearing in magical globe) Yeah, what does it say, Finn? Manishman won't tell me.
- Manishman: Hey, don't tell her, Finn.
- Finn: It doesn't say anything, Princess.
- Princess Bubblegum: Manishman!
- Finn: Aaaaaahh... YEAH! (Jumps into air)
[edit] The Jiggler (3b)
- Finn: Baby....
- Jake: Ooo
- Finn: I know what you need.
- Jake: What's that!
- Finn: You want your little baby socks. For your little baby feet.
- Jake: Whoo!
- Finn: Baby.
- Jake: Yeah
- Finn: I know what you crave.
- Jake: Oh yeah, what's that.
- Finn: You want to poop your pants all day long. Well, baby behave!
- Finn: This guy is a pal for life! It looks like he's got two jiggly bellies stuck together.
- Jake: I've got that on my back. I call it my butt.
[edit] Ricardio the Heart Guy (4a)
- Jake: you and me gut forever together solving crimes and making up rimes
- Jake: Your gut says he's evil, my gut says he's good. Why not put our guts together, and end this funky fued?
- Ricardio: You were right all along, Finn! Now I'm going to cut out Princess Bubblegum's heart and make out with it.
- Princess Bubblegum: Finn, what the cabbage?
- Princess Bubblegum: You're totally jealous of Ricardio.
- Finn: Not I'm not! I just don't like the way he talks to you. It makes me feel weird.
- Princess Bubblegum: That's jealousy hon.
- Finn: I'm not jealous! I'M WEIRD!!
- Jake: Woof, man. This is going bad!
[edit] Memories of Boom Boom Mountain (5b)
- Head Marauder: Get back here, you chicken!
- Marauders: Oooooh!
- Finn: ...What did you call me?
- Head Marauder: You can't just walk away from a roughhouse!
- Finn: Hey! Listen up, you cold-hearted marauders! Somebody's out there crying for help and I'm not gonna ignore that!
- Jake: Aw, here it comes! Lay it down, Finn!
- Finn: A long time ago, when I was a baby, I went boom boom on a leaf. Then I fell backwards and sat in my own boom boom and cried for a day, but no one came to help me. That day I vowed to help anyone in need, no matter how small their problem! And that's why I need to go.
- (Finn leaves, the marauders all clap and cheer.)
- Jake: He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool, guys. Wait up, Finn!
- Finn: What do you think? Fixed all your problems, right?
- Mountain: No! That was terrible! Now the men are just punching animals! It's worse than before and it's in no way a good solution!
- Mountain: Please! no roughhousing...so...sad!
- Finn: What? why?
- Mountain: Because they're so rough on each other.
- Finn: But a smooth, well-controlled roughhouse...bolsters the guts...and rejuvenates the muscle.
- Mountain: No! It's raunchy and maddening. All those men and their disgusting fantastic bodies.
- Jake: Whoa.
[edit] What is Life? (8a)
- Finn: Did ya'll smack me into that mountain on purpose?
- Balloons: Mmm hmm.
- Finn: Take note, NEPTR. These guys are Grade A Pranksters. Now, you guys stay here in case I need to make a daring escape.
- (balloons all agree, one saying 'oh yeah, we got your back!' while Finn goes into Ice King's cave.)
- One Balloon: I got his wallet!
(All Balloons laugh)
[edit] Ocean of Fear (8b)
- Finn: Get me out of the water! Now, Jake, now! (Jake is shown bruised, going "ow" as Finn steps on him.)
- Finn:(one tiny drop of water flies onto Finn) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[edit] When Wedding Bells Thaw (9a)
- Ice King's "Bride": You lousy butt-faced pig! I hate you!
[edit] Freak City (9b)
- Finn: Nuts. I'm freakin' all about sugar.'
- Jake: Now that you're a big foot, you're 100% kick, man!
- Two-Headed Monster: Our crotch! Our evil crotch!
- Kim: Get his eyes! Cut him in the eyes!
[edit] The Duke (11a)
- Duchess of Nuts: Hello, Finn. Are you here to arrest the Duke?
- Finn: How did you know?
- Duchess of Nuts: The nuts told me. For I am the Duchess of Nuts!
- (Jake eats a handful of nuts from a bowl)
- Jake: Ooh. I should've asked if these were, like, her eggs or something.
- Duchess of Nuts: Would you like to hear what MY NUTS HAVE TO SAY?!
- Finn: That won't be...um...necessary...
- Jake: I'm an assassin! I will kill you...and raise your children as my own!
- Finn: Princess, I have something pretty sucky to confess.
Squirrel: Pick it up Jake! Pick it up! (jake walks away with finn) Oh you son of a Bleeblob!
[edit] Donny (11b)
- Finn: You stay here and take care of Donny, while I take care of a unknown possibly-deadly emergency.
- Jake: (as Finn is walking off) Dude, trade me jobs!
- Donny: Gotta get pants. Go get your pants. Button fly!
- Finn: Donny's problem is that he's treated as an outsider, like me!
- Jake: You are NOT an outsider; you wear cute little blue shorts.
- Finn: (Finn looks away, raising his hands) I... Am complicated...
