The Adventures of Chico and Guapo

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The Adventures of Chico and Guapo (2006 - ) is an animated series that follows the misadventures of two interns trying to get ahead in the music business.

Season 1[edit]

Affirmative Reaction[edit]

  • Latrina Aquinetta: "Thank you! I’m gon’ put the mackdown in smackdown! I’m so bad I’z smacks myself!"

  • Chico: "Hello, he aint in love with you!"

Concepcion: "Oh yea he is! He come by and try to get close to me, and touch my cucho, lick my toe-toe, rub my bolo!"


  • Chico: "We killed him! What are we gonna do now?"

Guapo: "No, you killed him, you’re going to jail!"
Chico: "Oh no, my grandma is gonna kill me if I go to jail!"


  • Hank: "Count Chocula and Donnie Osmand? I see what you’re goin’ for but white people are suspicious and easily spooked."

  • Duck: "Affleck! Affleck!"

Chico: "Shut up Ben! You’re movies aint that good anyway!"


  • Concepcion: "I turn Shanekwa’s head around like the girl in the exorcist…or in Scary Movie 2."

  • Mr. Angelo: "I am not wasting my hard earned money just to make white people feel better about themselves."

  • Guapo: "Hurry up! Help me put the hippo in the closet!"

  • Chico: "Guapo look at that - pretend lesbians."

Guapo: "I don’t care if they’re pretending or not, they’re all the same to me."

Pariah Scary[edit]

Lil' Kwim[edit]

Y Tu Chico Tambien[edit]

See also[edit]

Television shows

External links[edit]