Aladdin (film)

Aladdin is a 1992 Disney animated film which relates a version of the story of Aladdin and the magic lamp from The Book of One Thousand and One Nights.

Aladdin

• Perfect timing, Abu. As usual.
• [After learning that Genie will grant him three wishes; to Abu] Now I know I'm dreaming.
• [Jafar becomes the ultimate genie, showing off his powers] Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something? You wanted to be a genie, you got it! And everything that goes with it!

Iago

• Look at this! I'm so ticked off I'm molting!

Genie

• [After Jafar has become a Genie] Al, you little genius, you!
• Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it: GREAT!
• Aw Al, I'm gettin kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything...
• Oy! Ten-thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck!

Jafar

• I must find this one. This Diamond in the Rough.
• [after the entrance to the Cave of Wonders is sealed, Jafar, thinking he has the lamp, laughs] It's mine. [removes his disguise] It's all mine! [looks into his robe] I-- [takes a closer look] Where is it? [pats down his empty robe] No! [falls to his knees] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
• You're speechless, I see. Such a fine quality in a wife.

Dialogue

Guard 1: [spots Aladdin] There he is!

Guard 2: You won't get away so easily!

Aladdin: [holds up the bread] You think that was easy?

[He turns to see a group of women laughing at him]

Razoul: [to his guards] You two, over that way! And you, follow me! We'll find him!

[Aladdin walks up to the women, disguised as one of them]

Aladdin: Morning, ladies.

Woman 1: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?

Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.

Razoul: [grabs Aladdin] GOTCHA!

Aladdin: I'm in trouble!

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Sultan: [brandishing the piece of material] So! This is why Prince Achmed stormed out!

Jasmine: Oh Father! Rajah was just playing with him, weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that silly, stuck up, overdressed Prince Ahmed, weren't you? [They both chuckle and then see the Sultan glaring at them.] Ahem...

Sultan: Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call! The law says you -

Jasmine: [choruses with him] Must be married to a prince...

Sultan: ... by your next birthday!

Jasmine: The law is wrong!

Sultan: You've only got three more days!

Jasmine: Father! I hate being forced into this! If I do marry... I want it to be for love.

Sultan: Jasmine... it's not only this law... I'm not going to be around forever and, well, I... I just want to make sure you're taken care of... provided for.

Jasmine: Please, try to understand! I've never done a thing on my own, I've never had any real friends! [Rajah looks up indignantly] Except you, Rajah... [Rajah lies down again] I've never even been outside the palace walls!

Sultan: But Jasmine, you're a princess.

Jasmine: Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess any more!

Sultan: Ooooh-! Allah forbid you should have any daughters!

[Rajah grunts confusedly]

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[after the entrance to the Cave of Wonders is sealed, Jafar, thinking he has the lamp, laughs]

Jafar: It's mine. [removes his disguise] It's all mine! [looks into his robe] I-- [takes a closer look] Where is it? [pats down his robe] No! [falls to his knees] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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[The genie, thinking Aladdin and Abu are abandoning him in the cave, puts his foot down in front of Aladdin]

Genie: Excuse me?! [Scoffs in annoyance] Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? [Anger rising] And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so! Not right now!! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIT DOWN!!!

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[Genie and Carpet are playing Chess]

Genie: So move...

[Carpet takes his Queen and knocks Genie's king off the board]

Genie: Hey....that's a good move... [leans up and looks to camera, eyes going out of focus and a necktie appearing around him in an obvious spoof, he rings it as he says...] I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug...

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Genie: He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant, but we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban kid, we're gonna make you a star!

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Jasmine: You are the boy from the market! I knew it! Why did you lie to me?

Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry!

Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?

Aladdin: No!

Jasmine: Did you think I wouldn't figure it out?

Aladdin: No. Well, at least I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant!

Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth.

Aladdin: The truth? Oh, the truth. Well, the truth is, I sometimes dress as a commoner to escape the pressures of palace life. But I really am a prince!

Jasmine: Why didn't you just tell me?

Aladdin: Well, you know, royalty going out into the city in disguise... it sounds a little strange, don't you think?

Jasmine: Not that strange.

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Aladdin: [to Genie, regretfully] Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I.....I can't wish you free.

Genie: [obviously hurt] Fine. I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was just beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, Master. [Vanishes into lamp]

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Genie: [coming out of the lamp after Jafar has rubbed it] Y'know, Al, I'm getting really [spots Jafar] I - don't think you're him. [reading from a script and looking at Jafar through opera glasses] Tonight the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister, UGLY man.

[Annoyed at the insult, Jafar steps on the Genie's face]

Jafar: I am your master now!

Genie: I was afraid of that.

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Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer!

Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!

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Jafar: [notices Aladdin has returned] YOU! How many times do I have to kill you, boy!?

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Jafar: HAHAHAAA! I'm just getting warmed up! [Spits fire]

Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?

Jafar: [emerges through flames] A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how SSSSNAKE-LIKE I CAN BEEEE!! [with these words, Jafar transforms into a giant cobra]

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Jafar: [after becoming a genie] The universe is mine to command! TO CONTROL!!

Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?!

Jafar: Huh?

Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie? You got it!

Jafar: WHAT?!

Aladdin: [sucks the evil genie into a black lamp] And everything that goes with it!

Jafar: NO! NO!!

Iago: I'm gettin' outta here!

Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers!

Jafar: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Iago: [Jafar grabs him] Come on! You're the genie! I don't wanna be... [gets trapped in the lamp with Jafar]

Aladdin: Itty-bitty living space.

Genie: Al! You little genius, you!

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Genie: I'm free... I'm free. [to Aladdin] Quick, QUICK! Wish for something outrageous, say 'I-I want the Nile'! Wish for the Nile, try that.

Aladdin: Uh... I wish for the Nile.

Genie: NO WAY! [points and laughs]] OH, does this feel good! Oh! I'm free! I'm free at last! [starts packing a suitcase] I'm hitting the road! I'm off to see the world! I'm- [Looks at Aladdin who smiles sadly and looks down]

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Aladdin: Well, I guess... this is... goodbye.

Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair... I love you.

Genie: Al, no problem, you still got one wish left! Just say the word and you're a prince again!

Aladdin: But Genie... what about your freedom?

Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. [pushes Aladdin and Jasmine closer together] This is love. Al, you're never going to find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know: I've looked.

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Aladdin: Genie, I'm gonna miss you.

Genie: [tearfully] Me, too, Al. No matter what anybody says... you'll always be a prince to me. [He and Aladdin hug]

Sultan: That's right. You have certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned! It's that law that's the problem...

Jasmine: Father...?

Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whoever she deems worthy.

Jasmine: Him! I choose- I choose you, Aladdin.

Aladdin: Heh. Call me "Al."