Aladdin and the King of Thieves

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Aladdin and the King of Thieves is a Disney direct-to-video animated film. It is the second sequel to Aladdin, following The Return of Jafar; and the last of the Aladdin films and the animated series.

Dialogue[edit]

Cassim: (Hands Aladdin a dagger.) Knock him dead, kid. Seriously.
Genie: And your name is...?
Thor: [lispy voice] I'm Thor.
Genie: You're Thor?
Thor: Well, it hurth.
Genie: Observe! [pushes a button on the remote control and a Genie robot appears]
RoboGenie: You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine wedding! Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!

(he fires lasers; Genie, Aladdin, Cassim, and Iago duck)

Genie: Armed and dangerous! I'd like to see one of those 40 Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
Iago: Ahem! Allow me to introduce...
Cassim: (laughs) The King of Thieves.
Genie: [shrieks, then calls on a walkie talkie] All units, we have a Code Red!
[he then transforms into dozens of S.W.A.T. troopers, who take up positions around the room, at the same time the area is locked up by sealed doors]
Genie: (as multiple S.W.A.T. troopers) Code Red! Code Red!
Genie: (as Scottish men) Come on, boys! Follow me! [all play bagpipes]
Genie: (as the Lone Ranger) Calvary, FORWARD! [all Lone Rangers follow him]
Genie: (as paratroopers jumping out of a plane) Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! (as Pocahontas) Pocahontas!
[all the Genies surround Cassim on all sides]
Genie: Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves!
Aladdin: [tries to push through the Genies] Genie!
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm!
Aladdin: Genie, meet my dad.
(all the Genies stare wide-eyed at Cassim)
Genie: Stand down, men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
(all the other Genies "poof" away)
Genie: (to Casssim, threateningly) If you're Al's dad and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing!
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie: (turns into a waiter) Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?
Genie: (imitates Ray Combs) Survey says... Show me TURTLE!
Genie: (impersonates Mrs. Doubtfire as he's trying to cheer up Jasmine) Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. You've got to get your mind off this incessant waiting.
Genie: [looks at the guests waiting for the wedding] They're heeeeeeeeere. [in horror] Oh, no! (as the White Rabbit) I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! [gets the wedding ready]
Iago: Meet your match, Zorro!
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little...
Iago: Say "cracker" and I'll let you have it on principle!
Aladdin: What's the ultimate treasure?
Cassim: The big one, boy. The Hand of Midas.
Aladdin: It's just a myth.
Cassim: It's not a myth, boy! It was once right here. Look, there's your proof! From stern to stem, every piece of rigging, every peg and board, all of it... solid gold!
Abu: Ooooh!
Iago: Adopt me, daddy-o!
Cassim: Touched by the Hand of Midas.
Aladdin: And sunk by it.
Thief: It is a good day to die.
Sa'luk: Or to come back from the dead.
Cassim: Who-
Aladdin: I've come to say "goodbye".
Cassim: Why are you-
Aladdin: We don't have much time. While the guards chase me, you get out.
Cassim: I can't let you-
Aladdin: Forget it! They can't catch me. (he tosses Cassim the keys)
Cassim: He even sounds like me.
Genie: [disguised as an old man] Ooh, in all my years, never have I seen the streets so full of bustle and hustle and assorted commotion!
Razoul: Our princess is to wed.
Genie: Ooh, wonderful! And who's the lucky prince?
Razoul: Not a prince at all. Just a no-account street rat.
Genie: [in his true form] No way! (grabs Razoul) Try it phonetically. It's... Aladdin! (A neon lit "Aladdin" sign appears as record scratches; blinks out) Aww- some of you don't believe. [Main titles appears, this time in Arabian style, as music resumes and fireworks pops]. (as Tinker Bell) In colour! (giggles)
Genie: Hmmm, maybe you, you could elope! No, you cantelope, [pulls a cantelope from nowhere] But oh Honeydew! [slaps fruit into view, it turns into a Cinderella carraige] I dunno if I should put it in Produce or Props! Please, don't squeeze the tyres, they're not quite ripe!
Razoul: It is tragic, Your Highness, but it appears Aladdin has followed in his father's footsteps.
Genie in Lawyer-form: I object, Your Honor! (Turns Razoul into an officer and the Sultan into a judge with stand) I object to that outrageous statement. And I object to a tertiary character having any lines in my courtroom. (Hands him a suitcase and blasts him out of sight) Take this to a higher court, my good man!
Aladdin: Genie, I need my father's clothes.
Genie: Al, c'mon! Why you gonna try on the King of Thieves get-up? Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say "ARREST ME"?! (In black and white prisoner clothes)
Razoul: Open caraway!
[cave does not open]
Guard 1: There is still nothing here.
Razoul: When I get a hold of that no good-
Guard 2: But, I thought you said it was "Open sesame".
[ground shakes as cave opens up, Razoul grins evilly]
Genie: [commentating a show called Lifestyles of the Rich and Magical] Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand! It's everywhere! Get used to it.
Genie: Oh no, the crowd is parting. Who's coming? IT'S MOSES!
Aladdin: Where is he?
Genie: (turns into Pumbaa from The Lion King) Hakuna Matata! (turns back, looks scared) Whoa. I was having an out-of-movie experience.

Cast[edit]

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