Aladdin and the King of Thieves

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[edit] Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

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Aladdin and the King of Thieves is a Disney direct-to-video animated film. It is the second sequel to Aladdin, following The Return of Jafar; and the last of the Aladdin films and the animated series.

[edit] Dialogue

Cassim: (Hands Aladdin a dagger.) Knock him dead. No, seriously.
Genie: And you are...?
Thor: I'm Thor.
Genie: You're Thor?
Thor: Well, it hurths.
Genie: Observe! [pushes a button on the remote control and a robotic Genie appears]
RoboGenie: You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding! Prepare to be vaporized! Thank you! [Genie, Aladdin, Cassim, and Iago duck as lasers fire from the cannon]
Genie: Armed... and Dangerous!
Iago: Allow me to introduce...
Cassim: (laughs) The King of Thieves.
Genie: [shrieks, then calls on a walkie talkie] All units, we have Code Red!
Genie: (as multiple soldiers) Code Red! Code Red!
Genie: (as Scottish men) Come on, boys! Follow me! [all play bagpipes]
Genie: (as the Lone Ranger) Calvary, FORWARD! [all Lone Rangers follow him]
Genie: (as paratroopers jump out of a plane) Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! (as Pocahontas) Pocahontas!
Genie: (surround Cassim on all sides) Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves!
Genie: (imitates Ray Combs) Survey says... Show me TURTLE!
Genie: (impersonates Mrs. Doubtfire as he's trying to cheer up Jasmine) Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. You've got to get your mind off this incessant waiting.
Genie: [looks at the guests waiting for the wedding] They're heeeeeeeeere. [in horror] Oh, no! (as the White Rabbit) I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! [gets the wedding ready]
Genie: (threateningly) If you're Al's dad and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing.
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie in Waiter-form: Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?
Iago: Meet your match, Zorro!
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little...
Iago: Say "cracker" and I'll let you have it on principle!
Aladdin: What's the ultimate treasure?
Cassim: The big one, boy. The Hand of Midas.
Aladdin: It's just a myth.
Cassim: It's not a myth, boy! It was once right here. Look, there's your proof! From stern to stem, every piece of rigging, every peg and board, all of it... solid gold!
Abu: Ooooh!
Iago: Adopt me, daddy-o!
Cassim: Touched by the Hand of Midas.
Aladdin: And sunk by it.
Thief: It is a good day to die.
Sa'luk: Or to come back from the dead.
Cassim: Who-
Aladdin: I've come to say "goodbye".
Cassim: Why are you-
Aladdin: We don't have much time. While the guards chase me, you get out.
Cassim: I can't let you-
Aladdin: Forget it! They can't catch me. (he tosses Cassim the keys)
Cassim: He even sounds like me.
Rasoul: Our princess is to wed.
Genie: [disguised as an old man] Ooh, wonderful! And who's the lucky prince?
Rasoul: Not a prince at all. Just a no-account street rat.
Genie: No way! (grabs Rasoul) Try it phonetically. It's... Aladdin! (A neon lit "Aladdin" sign appears as the music stops; blinks out) Aww- some of you don't believe. [Main titles appears, this time in Arabian style, as music resumes and fireworks pops]. (as Tinkerbell) In color! (giggles)
Genie: Hmmm, lasers are out then, you could elope! No, you cantelope, [pulls a cantelope from nowhere] But oh Honeydew! [slaps fruit into view, it turns into a Cinderella carraige] Don't squeeze the tyres, they're not quite ripe! I dunno if I should put it in Produce or Props!
Rasoul: It is tragic, Your Highness, but it appears Aladdin has followed in his father's footsteps.
Genie in Lawyer-form: I object, Your Honor! (Turns Rasoul into an officer and the Sultan into a judge with stand) I object to that outrageous statement. And I object to a tertiary character having any lines in my courtroom. (Hands him a suitcase and blasts him out of sight) Take this to a higher court!
Aladdin: Genie, I need my father's clothes.
Genie: Al, c'mon! Why you gonna try on the King of Thieves get-up? Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say "ARREST ME"?! (In black and white prisoner clothes)
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