All Dogs Go to Heaven
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All Dogs Go to Heaven is a 1989 animated film.
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[edit] Charlie Barkin
- These are some of the poorest people I know. They're more broke than the Ten Commandments. Ha-ha. That was a little joke. Very little.
- What a selfish, hopeless, callous heel of a cad I've been. Blind to the needs of society's lowly unloved.
- [while drunk] Hee-hee-hee, you're the doggonest pals a swell could ever have. I love you guys. You wanna sing with me? You wanna sing with me?
[edit] Itchy Itchiford
- I can't help it, Charlie, I itch when I'm nervous.
- [when running] Short Legs!
[edit] Annabelle
- All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.
[edit] Carface
- Gamblers are never happy, Charlie.
- Carface: Morons! I'm surrounded by morons!
[edit] Dialogue
[Charlie has escaped the pound]
- Gambler Dog: Charlie? Ain't you supposed to be on death row?
- Charlie: [angrily] No. I ain't supposed to be on death row.
- Charlie: Hey, wait. That looks like a water main.
- Itchy Itchiford: Naw, water mains are green. This is red!
- Charlie: Itchy, your colour blind. You've always been colour blind.
- Itchy Itchiford: That's true, but this is green.
- Charlie: It's red.
- Itchy Itchiford: Red?
[He drills into the pipe. Outside, water bursts out of the ground, and the tunnel floods]
- Charlie: Hey guys, what do you know? What do you say?
- Itchy Itchiford': Yeah, what do you say, what do you know?
- Female Gambler Dog: Things sure have changed, Charlie, since you've been gone. Life ain't been no piece of cake.
- Chihuahua Gambler: Currently they ain't treating us too good.
- Female Gambler Dog: It's been tough, but we carry on.
- Gambler Dog: [Charlie wins a game of craps] Could you spare a couple of bones, for old time's sake?
- Charlie: Why settle for a couple of bones when you could have the whole bank?
[He puts the craps bones in a slot machine and breaks the bank]
- Itchy Itchiford: You won the jackpot! Charlie, I'm proud of you.
[as Charlie is introduced to Heaven by the Whippet Angel]
- Annabelle: [singing] Welcome to being dead.
- Charlie: [horrified] What?! You mean I'm--I'm--?
- Annabelle: [flipping through a record book of Charlie's life] Stone cold, I'm afraid.
- Charlie: I can't believe it! I've been murdered!
- Annabelle: I'm having trouble finding any goodness or loyalty here, but let me see.
- Charlie: He killed me!
- Annabelle: I beg your pardon?
- Charlie: There's a mistake been made here! [singing] I don't wanna die! You got the wrong guy. I was double crossed by a dirty rat. Actually this rat was a dog, but his car ran me down I just blew out of jail, I just got back to town. Hey! This is hard to explain. May I speak to your superior? Because I don't wanna die!
- Annabelle: [singing] Welcome to doing whatever you wish--
- Charlie: [interrupting] You got the wrong guy.
- Annabelle: [singing] Laughing and singing all day.
- Charlie: Hey! Listen! My time's not up yet!
- Annabelle: Oh, but it is, there's no mistake about that, we know everything.
- Charlie: Murdered in the prime of my life! That Carface, I'll kill him!
[At the end of the film]
- Carface: AAAAUGH! I'll get that gator if it's the last thing I do!
- Annabelle: Touch that clock, and you can never come back.
- Carface: Shut up.
- Annabelle: I said, touch that clock, and you can never come back!
- Charlie: [to audience] He'll be back.
[edit] External links
- All Dogs Go to Heaven quotes at the Internet Movie Database
