All Grown Up!

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All Grown Up! (2003-) is an animated television series based on characters from Rugrats, as older characters facing pre-teen and teen issues. It premiered as a preview before starting its regular run in America, late November. The show is based on the Rugrats' 10th anniversary episode and television movie All Growed Up (2001), which proved popular enough that Nickelodeon decided to commission a whole series.

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[edit] Season 1

[edit] The Rugrats: All Growed Up [1.0]

[10 years later]
Angelica: [to Tommy] I can't believe you and your mutant friends are still playing in a closet, you are such pre-teens. That Emica CD is brand new, hand it over!
Tommy: But you said we could borrow it, Angelica.
Angelica: Your memory is slipping Pickles, I said you could look at my Emica CD.
Chuckie: But we wanted to learn all her songs before the concert tomorrow.
Angelica: You want too much of my Finster. Now give me my CD before were late for the bus.
Phil: Doesn't anybody but me think we need a bigger clubhouse?
Lil: Phillip! You are at the bottom of the pyramid, so you have to tell when you're gonna move!
Kimi: I think I ripped my pants.
Angelica: This is the last time I'm gonna ask nicely, FORK OVER THE CD!
Dil: Here, catch.
[throws Reptar doll at Angelica]
Angelica: Very funny, Dylan.
Dil: [laughs] I thought so.
Angelica: Maybe I need to tell Aunt Didi about the lizard in the shoe box.
Dil: Not funny, not funny one bit!
Samantha: Ewwww! Is that peanut butter?!
Angelica: Oh, my gosh! How did that get there?
[At front of the bus]
Tommy: Don't look now, but I think Angelica found the peanut butter.
Dil: Spike, no! I just wiped the table.
Tommy: Dil, chill out. I told you to do my chores, not turn into Mom!
Tommy: Hey, where's the medallion? OK joke's over, now where is it?
Dil: Spike's eating it.
Tommy: Spike! Oh no, the wrapers from the fake one. [opens Spike's mouth] He must of thought the real one was a dog treat too.
Dil: You don't mean...
Stu: [offscreen] Tommy! Dil!
Dil: You are in so much trouble.
Samantha: Everyone's dressing retro for the concert. I'm wearing my mom's faux-fur mini.
Angelica: I'm wearing my mom's lime-green power suit.
Samantha: Eww. That's not retro, that's sad.

[edit] Coup DeVille [1.1]

Diane: So, Lil, there's no way, like, your brother is going crash my party, right?
Lil: No way! Phil totally respects my boundaries.
[Phil rushes over to the lunch table where Lil is sitting with the self-labeled cool kids.]
Phil: Lil, you'll never guess what happened! Dil sniffed my armpit and thought it was fish! (laughs)
Dil: Weird-o-rama! It's Corinthian leather. (sniffs shoe) It smells like...egg salad.
Phil: That is so immature! (sniffs shoe) Cat butt, duh!
Science teacher: Please ignore my mumblings as I write some topics on the board. Enjoy my back.
[The teacher sports a "Kick me" sign on his back.]
Phil: So you're "two minutes older"!
Lil: Do you know what that is in girl years?
Lil: I am not wearing any clothes there!
Howie: But Lil, it's not a nudie place, it's Twins Canyon.
Chuckie: TODAY I'M TAKING A STAND FOR COORDINATEDLY CHALLENGED KIDS EVERYWHERE!
Tommy: And tomorrow?
Chuckie: Tommy, don't ruin my moment.
[Betty and Howie are negotiating prices for entrance to Twins Canyon.]
Howie: One twin holding a picture of the other twin? (desperately) One twin dressed as both twins?
Phil: Anyone here want to be my co-pilot?
Dil: Reporting for duty, sir!
Phil: Ohhkaayy, anyone else want to be my co-pilot?
Dil: I've been thinking, Phil, and it seems like we both have the same problem. We're both suddenly twinless.
Phil: Uh, Dil, you've never been a twin.
Dil: Exactly! It's one more thing I can check off my to-do list!
Tommy: So where're you hiding out today? Janitor's closet?
Chuckie: No, I told you! I am publicly refusing to take that test!
Pangborn: C'mon, ladies!
Chuckie: Here comes Pangborn. I'll be hiding in the bathroom.
Pangborn: Finster! What happened?! What are you doin' in here?
Chuckie: Drowning, sir.
Lil: (defending Phil) Hey! I can say he's a jerk or a slob or gross, but you guys can't!

[edit] Susie Sings the Blues [1.2]

[edit] Bad Kimi [1.3]

[edit] Tweenage Tycoons [1.4]

[edit] Truth or Consequences [1.5]

[edit] Chuckie's In Love [1.6]

[edit] Thief Encounter [1.7]

[edit] River Rats [1.8]

[edit] Brother, Can You Spare the Time? [1.9]

[edit] The Old & The Restless [1.10]

[edit] It's Cupid, Stupid [1.11]

[edit] Tommy Foolery [1.12]

[edit] Season 2

[edit] Bad Aptitude [2.1]

[edit] Fools Rush In [2.2]

Francine: Porky Pickles

[edit] Memoirs of a Finster [2.3]

Kimi: [About ice-skating] But I can teach you right now. It's exactly like this... only on ice.
Chuckie: Remind me to read you the definition of "exactly."
Chuckie: It's tough being the new kid. We should reach out to him; make him feel welcome in case he has a pool.
Tommy: Good call, Chuckie.
Phil: Call me crazy, but that kid looks kind of familiar.
Tommy: Maybe 'cause he sits next to you in every single one of your classes now. He's new.
Dil: Or 'cause he's rolled by 26 times in the past 10 minutes. Twenty-seven.
Chuckie: Kimi, what did you find out?
Kimi: I'm Japanese!
Chuckie: You're just figuring that out?
Phil: Oh! Can we eat already? I'm starving.
Chuckie: No. In Japanese culture, it's an insult to eat before everyone's at the table.
Tommy: This may sound crazy, but you know what I just realized? We're not in Japan!

[edit] Miss Nose it All [2.4]

Chuckie: What's a tranquility garden anyway?
Phil: Do you know what a garden is?
Chuckie: Yeah.
Phil: Add tranquility. Duh!
Chuckie: Oh! That clears it up!
Chuckie: Do you know it's hotter today than yesterday? I can actually feel the global warming.
Kimi: Try losing one of the sweaters.
[Chuckie takes off his sweater, revealing several layers underneath it.]
Angelica: Hold the elevator! [trips] My ankle! My nose! MY PARTY!
Harold: (hugs Angelica) Don't worry, I'll be with you when you have half a brain, a quarter of a brain, an eighth of a brain, even a brainlet!
Kimi: (laying out stone tiles that spell out words) 'Peace and love.'
Lil: Hmm... Peace and love is so...played out. (rearranges the tiles) There! 'Cheer and harmony.'
Kimi: (rearranges) Peace!
Lil: (rearranges) Cheer!
Kimi: Love!
Lil: HARMONY!
[Lil and Kimi stand opposite from each other, glaring at each other and clenching their fists.]
Phil: (puts his arms around both of them) Here, I'll settle this. (rearranges the tiles)
Lil: (reads) 'Pee here?'
[Phil uses the water hose to spray on the arrow above the words "Pee Here."]
Ms. O'Keats: HOW COULD YOU CONFUSE A MEDITATION HUT WITH AN OUTHOUSE?
Tommy: I just followed grandpa's instructions! (examines blueprint) Uh oh...I get it. The bathroom is where he spends his time...um...meditating!
Susie: Did it ever occur to you that people might like you for who you are?
[Angelica stares at Susie skeptically.]
Susie: Okay, but you get my point.
Spencer: Hey! Yesterday you looked mean and in a hurry. Now you look mean and...kind of crazy.
Spencer: You're trying to make me look as fat as you?
Angelica: I don't think that's possible.
Spencer: Yeah, you're right.
Harold: Where's Angelica?!
Patient: Gone! Finally!
Harold: GONE?! (sobs wildly)
Patient: As in she left!
Harold: (stops crying) Oh.

[edit] Interview with a Campfire [2.5]

[edit] Part one

[Scene: footage for Tommy's horror film, with Dil pretending to be a stalker.]
Dil: (on the phone) Are you happy with your travel minutes? Are you sure you aren't interested in our free nights and weekends plan? Are you sure you locked all the doors? ... Even the doggy door?!
Angelica: Summer ain't over until the fat lady sings and gets the lead in the camp musical. Phat with a 'ph' that is.
Susie: I see your ego is fat with a capital F.
Charlotte: I just had a kidney surgery.
Stu: I never knew a kidney surgery was on her face.
Chuckie: I refuse to come home until I find one thing I'm good at! But don't quote me on that.
Tommy: Cursed?
Phil: No, curséd.
Tommy: What's the rush? We got a whole week.
Chuckie: Historically speaking, not a lot of time for a Finster to find his talent. It took my dad seventeen years to realize he could whistle in three octaves, and he wasted his whole childhood not knowing he had a gift. That is not going to happen to me!
Lil: (pants heavily) Hiking bites.
Kimi: You said it.
[Bean walks towards them; they straighten up.]
Chance: You girls need a rest?
Kimi: No way.
Lil: I could go for miles!
[Bean and Chance leave; Lil faints.]
Phil: No, mom. Leave it. I don't wanna miss out on anything. Pain is part of the camping experience.
Betty: You wanna walk around with a snapping turtle on your foot?
Susie: Chance, who's the main character in the play?
Chance: Eliza Lockheart.
Angelica: That's who I'll be playing.
Susie and Howard: You wish!
[Angelica and Susie look at Howard.]
Howard: That part is mine, sisters!
Tommy: Chance busted you for bailing out on rehearsal. He's gonna make you scrape gum off the theater seats.
Dil: He calls that a punishment? The camp is sweeettt!
Tommy: If I didn't know you better I'd swear you grew up next to a power plant.
Dil: That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Tommy: The only scary thing about this place is that we'll be performing the worst musical ever written in front of a live audience!
Dil: It pains me, T'. So young. So cynical.
Tommy: Boy, pretty scary, huh?
Phil: The rock thing? Yeah.
Tommy: No, the triple negative thing. (immitates accent) "Don't never got no brain or nothin'!" Not easy to pull off but fun to say.
Phil, Tommy, and Chuckie: (immitates accent) Don't never got no brain or nothin'!
Lil: Is Bean going?
Dil: He's leading the way!
Lil: I'm in!
Tommy: You're a good friend.
Chuckie: Yeah, well that and a quarter will get me a sweet and sour jawbreaker with a bubblegum center!
[The kids, including Bean, skip rehearsal, but are caught by Charlotte, Stu, and Howard.]
Lil: Uh oh...
Phil: We're busted.
Tommy: We're just looking for — uh...
Charlotte: Save it. We know what you're up to and we want in.

[edit] Part two

Woman in the audience: Oh, I get it! He went missing!
Man in the audience: (sarcastically) Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Lil: I'm sorry I doubted you guys before. BUT NOW I AM DEFINITELY A BELIEVER!
Chuckie: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!
Lil: In scary movies, the non-believers are always the first ones to go.
Charlotte: Stu! Oh, Stu! If you're a zombie already, cough twice!
Tommy: We have to find him before it's too late!
Dil: Too late for what?
Tommy, Chuckie, Lil, and Phil: Don't never got no brain or nothin'!
[Scene: Performance of musical]
Kimi: There's no sign of Smithy Spencer.
Drew: Or — (pretends to spit into the bucket, but really looking at the script for his next line) our horse-covered wagon!
Kimi: Are you saying Smithy Spencer stole Julie the horse and made his way to the Land of Sun and Raining Oranges (uncovers her sleeve to read her lines) leaving us without food, or water, or even, um, something that starts with an 'n'?
[Behind stage, Chance slaps his hand to his forehead and winces.]
[Chuckie lands on the bushes after falling off from a tree.]
Lil: It's a journal! (snatches the journal out of Chuckie's hands)
Chuckie: No, nothing broken. Thanks for asking.
Tommy: Three people are missing and I'm still shooting my movie?! My dad disppeared and I'm worried about getting enough coverage! What is wrong with me?
Phil: You care more about the movie than the lives of your friends and family?
Lil: Philip!
Tommy: He's right! I risked our lives because I'm obbessed! And if I'm like this as a kid, imagine now what I'm going to be like when I'm old. I'll be tricking my own mother for a mini TV with an instant replay feature!
Dil: Blame it on the rock, bro' — it worked for me.
Phil: I've seen too many scary movies to know that we're walkin' into the belly of the beast!
Lil: WAIT! If we never come back, that'll be the last record of what happened to us! (tearing) You have to keep shooting, Tommy!
Chuckie: But I already destroyed it!
Tommy: Actually, there's not a mark on it.
Chuckie: Oh, I can't even wreck things right!
Tommy: Haha, lucky for me.
Chuckie: (clinging to the tree branch) If I let go, will I fall into a wormhole, blackhole, or a pit full of snakes?
Tommy: No. No. Not sure about the last one.
Tommy: I just hope we're able to find out way out when we do.
Chuckie: Oh, we will! I marked the walls. It's an old miner's trick.
Tommy: The miner's trick is the way of using bunnies?
Chuckie: (pauses) It's the only thing I know how to draw.
Phil: (trying to move a cart full of rocks) Geez, what's in this thing? Rocks?
Tommy: No offense, Dil, but there's something weird about your friend.
Dil: I know. Isn't it awesome?!
Dil: Seriously, how many people can say their best friend is a ghost?
Phil: Dunno. Maybe six, even seven tops?
Howard: Maybe we'll come back next year.
Betty: Not happening!
[Snapping turtle "Shell" bites on Phil's hat.]
Phil: My hat! Aw, you keep it as a souvenir, Shell. (looks at his own hand covered with band-aids and bite marks) You've already given me plenty!
Tommy: Notice that our cabin wasn't freezing this morning?
Phil: Yup! You know what that means?
Dil: Ghost gone, curse lifted.
Tommy: Thanks to Chuckie.
Chuckie: I think I finally found something I'm good at! Really good.
Phil: Now all you got to do is find some weird little towns with curses that need lifting.
[Chuckie stops smiling and groans.]

[edit] Runaround Susie [2.6]

Phil: It cannot be released in the air, 'cause once it's said, I'm dead!
Lil: Yup! And in the meantime, you're a puppet in Lilville.
Susie: Me! A star! Do you see it, Kimi?
Kimi: Uh-huh. I also see toliet paper hanging from your shoe.
Chaz: Wow, renewing your wedding vows. How romantic, Betty.
Betty: Romantic like a boose! It's just time for a new set of rules! Y'know like love, honor, and wear a snore-guard.
[Lil blackmails Phil into going on a date with a boy she detests in her place so that Phil (dressed up as Lil) will dump Jeffrey.]
Jeffrey: I like your voice that way! Uh, why is it that way?
Phil: Oh! Um, it always sounds like this when...the moon is full on — uh, Tuesday.
Jeffrey: Mine sounds like that when I have a cold! I like colds! It maxmimizes the snot factor! (spits all over Phil)
Phil: Yeah, I know what you mean!
Jeffrey: Wowww, a girl who likes snot! How lucky can I get?!
[Phil (dressed as Lil) and Lil discussing Jeffrey.]
Lil: So, how'd he take it?
Phil: Uh, good, kind of. He's buying me lunch tomorrow.
Lil: WHAT?!
Phil: He thinks I'm cute.
Chaz: (reading wedding vows) 'To love and to cherish...stop hogging the covers and use your own hairnet.' Uh, nice.
Lil: I demand that you break up with Jeffrey immediately! Three words, Philip: You-know-what!
Phil: Here's my three words, Lillian: You signed this!
Lil: I don't care!
Phil: You can't do...uh...that!

[edit] Lucky 13 [2.7]

Susie: Oooh, girlfriend — taking on a thirteener before you are one is like opening an umbrella indoors while walking under a ladder and breaking a mirror which drop when you open that dumb umbrella!
Charlotte: Invite them!
Angelica: Tommy and his merry band of dweebs? Did I mention their idea of fun is sniffing each other's socks?
Charlotte: You never know where a dweeb — someone may end up. Today a sock-sniffer, tomorrow a President of the New York Stock Exchange.
Angelica: (gives Phil, Lil, Dil, and Kimi their invitations) Here, here, here, and here. Sorry they're late.
Kimi: (looks at her own invitation) And stepped on.
Dil: Nothing says I want you at my party like a big footprint.
Angelica: You're actually suggesting I go crawling to Savannah and beg her to change the day of her party?!
[Scen e change: the next day at school...]
Angelica: (asking Savannah) So, can you change the day of your party?
Tommy: Look, we're cousins, and even though we've had our ups and downs and downs and downs...uh, I don't you to be alone at your party. So here it is: I'll be there. (Angelica stares at him) Did I mention what a sacrifice this is for me?
Tommy: Take me off the "Being a Good Cousin" list 'cause party's back on, which means I'm off the hook!
Lil: It is nice to know she has a biigg crowd for her big par-tay.
Phil: Not as nice as knowin' we ain't goin'!
Tommy: (discussing Savannah) I can't believe it! Someone actually out-meaned Angelica!
Chuckie: I still say she's gonna put us in funny little outfits and make us serve punch.
Harold: Punch?
Chuckie: (points at Harold, who is dressed up in a "funny little outfit" serving punch) And he's her friend!
Angelica: I guess you know why I called you.
Chuckie: (slumps) Where do you we suit up?
Angelica: I've heard what you did and wanted you here because it's my way of saying...saying... (starts trembling) ...of saying... (Harold slaps Angelica on the back) THANKS!
Phil: Sorry, but that doesn't make up for destroying my carefully constructed Bossie and Flossie illusion, I mean — hey, is that a mime?
[Savannah accuses Angelica of putting up Tommy to trick Savannah into changing the date of her party.]
Angelica: Fake book signing? Hmm...it's sneaky, underhanded, backstabbing — something I'd normally do but amazingly didn't!
Chuckie: It's kind of like when you step on a wad of gum. You can never get it completely off your shoe.
Tommy: Right, it's like even though Lil disses Phil all the time, she defends him when other kids do it.
Phil: (To Lil) You... diss me?
Lil: Only behind your back.
Phil: Oh, okay, then.
Kimi: Well, Angelica's bawling her eyes out in the girl's room. She keeps flushing so no one hears. But it'd take a leaf blower to drown out that blubbering.

[edit] Saving Cynthia [2.8]

Tommy: We were solving a science question! Uh, we found out that p-pudding travels three times farther when shot out of a straw in your nose than uh, straw in your mouth!
Pangborn: Now, where was I?
Tommy: (immitating Pangborn's voice) Look Pickles, I'll let it slide this time.
Pangborn: Nice try. I— (device beeps, Pangborn tries to turn it off)
Chuckie: Sir, is that one of those overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizers?
Pangborn: No, it's an overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizer that saved my life! True, I was a little worried about compressing my entire existence into something the size of a waffle. My effiency variable has increased by 43%.
Chuckie: I guess that's important, huh?
Pangborn: Important! Not only is all my personal information at my fingertips, but it tells me what kind of coffee to order, what to wear, when to go to the dentist!
Tommy: Huh. Sounds like you just need my mom.
Pangborn: And it'll tell me what kind of punishment you deserve!
[Tommy and Chuckie gasp.]
Pangborn: I put the misuse of pudding, then Pickles and Finster, hit this little button here, and...voila! (digital organizer beeps and presents punishment) You must water my plants for a week?
Didi: Oh, yes! I remember reading about that in Beyond Lipshitz. Parents should hold family hours to encourage a sincere and sharing dialogue with their children.
Chaz: That's great, Didi! I'll think I'll start our very own family hour tonight. Really get Chuckie to...talk back!
Betty: If I want to know what my pups are up to, I just eavesdrop on their conversations.
Chaz: But Betty that's so, uh... (searches for a word in How to Talk to Your Kids So They'll Talk Back) invasive!
Betty: Only if that they catch at it, Chazzie!
Angelica: Cynthia! CYNTHIA!
Harold: Who?
Angelica: You don't know her, old friend.
Harold: Who you keep stuffed in a chest? Gee, I'm luckier than I thought!
Angelica: Impressive how you figured out where Cynthia is, Susie!
Susie: (says sarcastically) Yeah, it took a brainiac like me to ask the clerk at the thrift shop who bought it.
Susie: Just be honest! Nothing wins people over like a warm smile, sincerity, and... (pauses at Angelica's glare) Maybe I'd better do it.
Angelica: Okay, so it's not like I haven't noticed how maybe sometimes, every now and then, I may get on people's nerves, but never Cynthia's!
Harold: But Cynthia's a doll, so technically, she doesn't have nerves.
Pangborn: By accidentally erasing my digital organizer, they've given me back my life! Pangborn is reborn! (laughs) I even picked out my socks this morning.
Chaz: Who's Elmira?
Pangborn: (pets his hanging plant) Her leafy tendrils brush my... (meanwhile, Stu, Didi, and Chaz usher Tommy and Chuckie out of Pangborn's office)

[edit] The Science Pair [2.9]

Kimi: Would you listen to those guys?
Lil: (laughs) Yeah. We can win this Space Race on pure girls-are-obviously-smarter-than-boys power.
Tommy: I call it the Socks-o-matic. Got the idea from Chuckie. Automatically sorts socks by color and texture so no one has to suffer a fashion tragedy again. (Chuckie lifts his pants to reveal mismatched socks)
Chuckie: Hey, who're calling a tragedy?
Tommy: Puke-o-rama! This milk is bad as bad gets.
Chuckie: Worse even!
Phil: Uh, guys, that's your milk. You're drinkin' my science project. I'm growing different bacteria to see which has the reekage quotient.
[Tommy and Chuckie drop their milk in disgust.]
Lil: (squeals) That boy on my arm would be the ultimate fashion statement!
Stu: Anyone see Dil?
Didi: He's been staying late at school for science club.
Tommy: Dil's not in science club!
Didi: Yes, but he's the subject of three different experiments.
Stu and Tommy: Oh.
Stu: Hey champ, these are nice springs. Where you'd get them?
Tommy: Uh...borrowed 'em. (hurries out of the kitchen) Let's go!
[Didi opens the dishwasher, which crashes to the floor. Tommy winces, and Didi taps her foot, frowning at him. Tommy smiles sheepishly.]
Tommy: The Socks-o-matic sorted correctly almost 98.4% of the time. But...I still can't understand why it doesn't work on Dil's socks.
Stu: I promised your mom we wouldn't stay up too late.
Tommy: Uh, dad? That was three nights ago.
Tommy: Mom has one.
Stu: You mean the good silver one she guards like Fort Knox treasure?
Tommy: Yeah, that one.
Stu: We couldn't. Could we?
Kimi: I've got to admit — Nicholas hanging on your arm does make a statement!
Lil: (fake smiles) Yeah, it says...I'M HANGING WITH A BLITHERING IDIOT!
Kimi: Huh?
Lil: I've decided to drop the spitball project. Instead, I'm doing a case study on Nicholas entitled: The Mind of the Mindless.
Chuckie: I know what you mean. My dad still hasn't gotten over the day I told him I could button my own shirt.
Science teacher: (speaking to Tommy about his project) If any kid had entered a masterpiece like this, I would've suspected foul play.

[edit] Izzy or Isn't He? [2.10]

Lil: Who's Izzy?
Dil: My new friend.
Tommy: Oh, (smirks) of the imaginary variety. As in he's carbonically challenged.
Chuckie: Uh, a little advice, Dil? Having an imaginary friend after a certain age is something one should keep to oneself.
Dil: I'm done with that, safety boy. I put the "imaginary friend thing" after when I was, like, eight. Izzy's my imaginary alien friend.
Chuckie: See what I mean? Ever since Izzy happened, no one's paying attention to the safety commissioner race!
Lil: No, Chuckie. Ever Since the dawn of TIME no one's paid attention to that race!

[edit] Project Chuckie [2.11]

Tommy: Wait 'til you hear your parts, guys.
Lil: I love the theater - the lights, costumes, make-up, applause.
Phil: Good. Now, how do you feel about a skit in a history assembly?
Lil: Hmm... yeah. Well, it is extra credit.
Kimi: I don't know. History is so passé.
Tommy: Not my version. These guys were cool, real rebels, the original American bad boys. It's going to rock; and I picked you guys over everyone.
Phil: No one else wanted to do it, right?
Tommy: That too.
Tommy: So, I'm George Washington, Dil's Paul Revere, and Phil, you are the awesome Ben Franklin.
Phil: Awesome?
Kimi: Who am I?
Tommy: Are you ready? Kimi, Lil...you're the people!
[Kimi and Lil frown, exchanging looks.]
Kimi and Lil: The people?
Tommy: Yeah! They're, uh...important!
Tommy: Okay, Chuckie, you're King George.
Chuckie: King George? King George! The guy everyone hates?! Oh, suuuurree, let's make Chuckie Mr. Unpopular Revolting King guy!
Phil: Shows how much you know. I'm revolting.
Lil: Can't argue with the facts.
Chuckie: Just once, I'd like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular.
Lil: Huh! And what are we, deformed mutants?
Kimi: Well, we are "the people."
Tommy: Chuckie, we're popular.
Chuckie: No, we're normal - except maybe Phil.
Phil: Hey...
Angelica: Chuckie, I have observed your tragic social skills, but because we've been friends since childhood, I want to make a difference in your life. I'm here to help.
Chuckie: Oh, this can't be good.
Angelica: Chuckie, you're, well... a gork - those sad few beyond geek.
Chuckie: Not helping yet.
Angelica: But I'm willing to make you popular.
[Chuckie glares.]
Angelica: Have I ever let you down?
[Chuckie has a flashback to his past and present, remembering what Angelica had done to him in the past.]
Chuckie: (talking very fast) No way, no how, no chance, uh, but thanks.
Angelica: (sweetly) But Chuckie...
Chuckie: Angelica, you're up to something! I can feel it. It starts in my feet—
Angelica: Okay, it's for my project! But you still get what you want...
Chuckie: Project? I'm a project?! I can see me as an endeavor, or a mission even, but NOT A RROJECT! Sorry, I'm not selling my soul to you no matter how much I want to be popular!
Lil: Thomas! Were the people, by any chance, a chorus of IDIOTS?!
Kimi: We want better parts!
Tommy: I'm sorry, guys, but all the major players were dudes!
Angelica: Now, for practice socializing, let's start small. Fridge!
Chuckie: Small? He's dinosauric! And I don't speak footballese!
Angelica: Now, for phase two, your PR - just leave it to me. In the meantime, study this cool-speak and work on that noise.
Chuckie: What noise?
Angelica: Your voice.
Phil (as Ben Franklin): (rapping) A diplomat, a writer dude...
Kimi (as Deborah Franklin): Oh, Ben, dear, I can hardly see a thing! Could you go outside with, oh, I don't know, a key and a kite, and maybe capture some lightning? Oh, and I'd like to call it "electricity."
Tommy: Uh, Kimi, I don't think it happened like that.
Kimi: Were you there?
Tommy: Uh... no.
Lil (as Martha Washington): Oh, George! It is I, your beautiful, smart, strong, and independent wife. Those nasty redcoats are getting on my nerves. I say we throw a revolution!
[Meanwhile, Tommy winces and looks uncomfortable as Lil (and earlier, Kimi) rewrites history.]
Phil: She eats a lot of sugar.
Tommy: Okay, guys, I think you're going to be happy. Turns out there was some kick-butt women in the revolution.
Kimi: Thanks, Tommy! Oh, and duh!
Tommy: Uh, yeah. So, you're the two Anne Baileys — patriots with the same name! No offense, Lil, but you're the crazy one.
Chuckie: Angelica helped me see that I could be that popular guy. I just don't want to! So 'cause of her, I figured out I like being gorky Chuckie Finster! Only now I have to be King of England.

[edit] The Finster Who Stole Christmas [2.12]

Kimi: (To Kira) I'm proud of you for keeping your cool.

(Kira opens cab door and boy gets in)

Kira: (Very angry) I'VE WAITED THROUGH 3 STATES AND 2 CONTINENTS! (Grabs boy out of cab) I'VE BEEN PATIENT THROUGH 4 TIME ZONES! THIS CAB IS MINE! IT'S MINE! MINE!

[edit] Fear of Falling [2.13]

[Tommy gasps.]
Phil: What?! Did you see somebody naked?
Angelica: (reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Seaweed wrap, spa, pedicure, paraffin dip...
Kimi: (reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Kayaking, mountain biking, hot yoga...
Daniel (Instructor): I need one more victim for the tracker five hike. Anyone interested?
Angelica: As long as I'm signing...
Daniel: Make sure to you wear sturdy hiking boots, travel light — we'll hook up at 5 AM.
[Daniel leaves.]
Angelica: It spent thirteen years in the making, but I finally met the guy who's worthy of my first kiss.
Kimi: You might want to give him the heads up.
Olivia: It's okay. Hey you're the guy who was spying on me through the telescope.
Tommy: Spying is such a harsh word, I'd prefer to think of it as casual surveillance.
Chuckie: Phil, can I ask you a personal question?
Phil: Okay, I didn't shower before I got in. But no one takes that rule seriously.
[Lifeguard blows his whistle, Phil stands up and gets hosed by water.]
Phil: I don't know about her, but I do feel weird around Tommy when he's around Olivia. She's pretty nice though, and she didn't cry when I accidentally hit her in the head with a giant snowball.
Chuckie: That was an accident?
Phil: Okay, I was totally aiming for the head.
Chuckie: Where have you been all day?
Kimi: When Angelica bailed on her spa appointments, I felt so bad I volunteered to fill in. And you know what? It was the best day of my life!
Tommy: You know, Chuckie, it's great hanging out with somebody you totally gel with — who makes you laugh and cool.
Chuckie: Thanks, man! I feel the same way!
Tommy: You like Olivia too?
Chuckie: Oh. I thought you meant — never mind.
Tommy: Olivia tried to kiss me yesterday!
Chuckie: She did? So, what did you do?
Tommy: Oh, what any mature man of the world would do: I smashed a snowball in her face!
Tommy: So, you think I'm ready for my first kiss?
Chuckie: One of us has to be! And I'm on hold until my braces come off. Let me know if you hear bells. Kimi says you do, but she might just be clowning on me.
Tommy: I gotta go, I'm sorry I would love to stay for my second, third and if it's not pushing it fourth kiss, but I promised to meet Chuckie for phase three.
Olivia: Go on, get out of here.
Tommmy: And for the record, I like you a lot better than snow.
Chuckie: Why couldn't I have a phobia closer to the ground? Like spiders...or zippers! I could repell down...or stay here all night and risk becoming a Chucksicle! (watches as a rock plunges to the depths) Chucksicle it is! (hears wolves howling in the distance) On the second thought, I need the exercise.
Chuckie: And in case I don't make it back alive, I-I need to know one thing: did you kiss her?
Tommy: Don't tell anybody, but...yeah. I kissed her. MY FIRST KISS!
Angelica: His first kiss?! I'm gonna kill him!
[NOTE: Technically, Olivia kissed Tommy. Also, Angelica is mad when Tommy shouts out, "My first kiss!" because he interrupted what was to be her first kiss (with Daniel)...and she was later forced to reveal her secret in taking shortcuts while hiking, which caused Daniel to regard her disfavourably.]
Kimi: Wait a minute, if we're all here — who's guarding the mountain?
Phil: Nobody, we're not playing the game, we're hiding from Angelica.

[edit] Season 3

[edit] Blind Man's Bluff [3.1]

Tommy: Not to mention they finally re-opened Whiplash Gorge.
Phil: After settling all thse pesky lawsuits.
Tommmy: Good call, Chuckie. You have nothing to fear except fear itself.
Chuckie: That's what I'm afraid of.
Stu: (to Didi) This isn't going to be easy. But don't worry, I can handle it.
[Scence change with Tommy and Dil.]
Stu: Boys, I, uh... your mother wants to talk to you.
Didi: So, you two have to pick up Grandpa Boris from the optometrist.
Dil: Nooooooooooooooooo!
Tommy: Moommm, how can you do this to us? You're going to deny us Slosh Mountain so you can work a Blood Drive?! That is so...so...selfish!
Didi: Enough. You want to be treated more like adults? Well, with that comes responsibility.
Dil: Whoa... wait a minute. I think there's been some confusion here. I don't need to be treated like an adult. That was Tommy's deal.
[Tommy glares at Dil. Both of them then hang their heads.]
Stu: That, just...tore me up.
[Didi puts her hands on her hips and frowns at her husband.]
Lil: What is it, Chuck?
Chuckie: Just reading the fine print. Specifically, that Slosh Mountain is not responsible for extreme bodily harm.
Phil: Ah, you know lawyers. Always so worried about losing limbs.
Phil: Ten bucks says I can throw up more times than anyone here.
Kimi: You're on!
Lil: Don't do it, Kimi. He has a wicked gag reflex.
Grandpa Boris: Don't touch me! I can walk fine! You didn't dilate my legs, did you?
Doctor: Now, Mr. Krepotkin, the best thing is to rest your eyes while they're dilated like this. Maybe you should take a nice, long nap.
Grandpa Boris: (facing a lamp) You take a nap! I'm not blind!
Dil: You know, we could still go.
Tommy: How?
Dil: He can't see. We'll park him somewhere, and tell him he's at the...senior center.
Tommy: Dil, if mom and dad found out, we'd be toast! Actually, we'd be lucky to be toast. We'd be the bird stuff that we scrape off the toast.
Dil: Bro'! They won't find out. As soon as we're there, we'll hit Whiplash Gorge — in and out thirty minutes.
Tommy: Oh, I don't know.
Dil: Technically, they didn't say we couldn't go to Slosh Mountain. They said we had to pick up grandpa. Who says we can't do both?
Tommy: It would be a shame to waste the tickets.
Dil: Now you're talkin', T'! And just think of poor grandpa, stuck in that stuffy house all day with his broken eyes.
Dil: Well, here we are, grandpa. Good ol' senior center.
Grandpa Boris: Why did you bring me here? I hate this place!
Tommy: You love the senior center. All your friends are here!
Grandpa Boris: What friends?! Harry? All he talks about are his golf stones. Ira, that guy owes me ten bucks! Anyway, are you sure this is the senior center? It doesn't sound like it, (sniffs) or smell like it.
Tommy: Well, uh, that's because it's Deep-fried Chocolate Bar Tuesday!
Lil: This is it! Whiplash Gorge: the only ride in the world with its own hospital!
[Lil, Chuckie, Phil, and Kimi watch as an ambulence pulls up carrying a man in his bathing suit with a bandaged head and a balloon.]
Phil: They're stuff of dreams.
Chuckie: Bad dreams.
Kimi: (looking at Whiplash Gorge) You'd have to be crazy to go on this thing. (changes tone from worry to excitement) Who's first?!
Kid on Whiplash Gorge: Heellppp meeeeeee!
Tommy: Just you know, if we never find him, this is all on you!
Dil: I think we're looking at this the wrong way. Maybe grandpas are like chickens! Some prefer the comfort and security of the hen-house, while others want to roam on the free range!
Tommy: (exasperated) Do you even believe half the stuff that comes out of your mouth?
Dil: How is it my fault? You listened to a guy wearing a bathing suit and a ski cap — how smart was that?
Tommy: You — you used your hocus-pocus mind control junk on me!
Dil: I didn't do that! Besides, everyone knows it doesn't work around water.
Kimi: (on walkie-talkie) Team Leader Alpha to Team Leader Delta. Report. Over.
Lil: This is Team Leader Delta. Over.
Kimi: Lil, what happened to Phil?
Lil: I relieved him of command. He was being an idiot.
Security chief: All right, you know why you're here. Don't steal, et cetera. Just watch this video about pool rules and you can go.
Tommy: (raises his hand) Sir, we can explain.
Security chief: Please don't.
[Grandpa Boris cuts the line for Whiplash Gorge.]
Grandpa Boris: Oh, stuff it. I'm a senior citizen, I can do whatever I want.
Grandpa Boris: (to security guard) You're not sending me back until I've gone on Whiplash Gorge!
Grandpa Boris: ...It's just — well, when you're old, people don't let you have fun so much anymore. I guess I got a little carried away!
Tommy: You know, they don't always let you have fun as a kid either.
Grandpa Boris: Um...maybe we keep this little adventure between us, heh?
[Tommy and Dil look at each other and grin.]
Tommy and Dil: Deal.
Dil: Now, that was mind control.
Tommy: Hmm, I thought it didn't work around water.
Dil: Oh, it does.
[Tommy gives him a look, because it was contrary to what Dil said earlier.]
Dil: What? I can't tell you everything.
Grandpa Boris: Sorry I did an stage-dive in between your number, Suezzle. But an old guy's gotta do, what an old guy's gotta do.
Susie: Actually, the audience loved it so much, (Susie dances) we're booked for the next three weeks! You up for a repeat performance?
[Susie and Grandpa Boris high-five each other.]
Didi: Hey you guys, how was the optometrist?
Tommy: Oh, piece of cake!
Dil: In and out in thirty minutes.
Grandpa Boris: No big surprises.
Didi: Well, we have a surprise for you boys. We felt really awful about making you miss your trip, so...
Stu: ...We got you season passes to Slosh Mountain!
Tommy: For real?!
Dil: Whoah!
Didi: Look at you two, acting like responsible adults. I'm so proud. Tommy, Dil, how'd you boys get sunburned? And Dad, why do you smell like chlorine?

[edit] Yu-Gotta-Go [3.2]

Phil: I see something in your eyes, dude. Something I've never seen there before.
Chuckie: I call it amptitude, my man.
Phil: No, it's called eye crust. Don't you wash your face in the morning?

[edit] The Curse of Reptar [3.3]

Chuckie: So there wasn't any curse of Reptar after all. Well, what do you know about that. Well, good night.
Tommy: That's it? After scaring everyone half to death, that's it?
Lil: So, why'd you even come, Angelica?
Angelica: Are you kidding? Don't you know it's always the gorgous girl with the naturally bouncy hair who stays behind in the house, and never makes it to the end of the movie? I'd be a goner.
Dil: You still think we'll get the pool, T? 'Cause I was thinking of expanding my sanctuary and calling it "Habitat for Manitee."
Tommy: Pool, yes. Marine mammals, no.
Tommy: We found our old Reptar toy in the backyard and tossed him out. Now, Chuckie thinks that Reptar's mad at us.
Angelica: That is, like, the lamest thing I've ever heard.
Stu: We're going to get you boys something every kid dreams of having.
Angelica: A home in Aspen?
Dil: A six week course in Portuguese?
Chuckie: Respect?
Angelica: This puts me on Tommy's side, which is a first I'm not particularly proud of.
Angelica: You preteens are lucky your parents are smart enough to have someone my age around to figure these things out.
Phil: You know, she's right.
Lil: That may be the scariest thought all night.

[edit] It's Karma, Dude! [3.4]

[edit] The Big Score [3.5]

Betty: How 'bout we squeeze in some "Lil time" tomorrow. After practice, we can have a girls night out.
Lil: We're not shopping for bras, are we?
Betty: That's your father's department.
Lil: Everything around here is always soccer, soccer, soccer.
Phil: Dad, can you put on the Soccer Channel?
Football Coach: (Blows whistle) You expect to be on junior junior varsity with no upper-body strength? (Blows whistle)
Angelica: You're the coach! Why don't you show me how it's done?! Put your money where your big, fat mouth is!
Football Coach: That's some squawk box you got on you, Pickles. Any chance you'd be interested in a student coaching position?
Angelica: That's it! Sports - it's a guy magnet. I just need a sport.
Susie: Your'e forgetting one itsy-bitsy detail; you have no athletic ability whatsoever.
Angelica: Yeah, but that sure doesn't stop Phil.
Pangborn: (To soccer team) And just because we've lost every single game... ever... doesn't mean that today we can't lose by a little bit less.
Pangborn: (To soccer team) Time to work on penalty shots, people! (Softly) 'Cause heaven knows you need it.

[edit] Rats Race [3.6]

Angelica: (About Harold) That skunk! All that hard work, and he's the one who gets to go to Paris, France.
Tommy: You mean Paris, Texas. The finals are in Texas.
Angelica: Texas? You mean I risked my life for a trip to America's dust bowl?!
Chuckie: (Looking at soap box derby car diagram upside-down) Not a clue.

(Tommy flips it right-side up)

Chuckie: Thanks, Tommy. Still no clue
Phil: This much money just to crash a car?
Chuckie: I'm out. Or was I already out? I forget.

[edit] Wouldn't It Be Nice? [3.7]

[edit] Dude, Where's My Horse? [3.8]

Phil: (Singing) Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word. And the skies are not cloudy all day. (Stops singing, to Lil) Not bad, huh?
Lil: I don't know you.
Tommy: Chuckie, I'm sorry was kind of a jerk to you the other night.
Chuckie: Nah, you weren't a jerk, just testy. But you seem like you're in a good mood now. Did you finally lasso the wooden cow?
Tommy: Nope. I finally accepted the fact that I'm the lamest cowboy on the planet, and I'm completely comfortable with it.
Chuckie: I've always said the key to happiness is... lowered expectations.
Tommy: Not everyone can expect to be a cowboy overnight.

(Chuckie begins playing harmonica)

Tommy: When did you learn how to play the harmonica?

Chuckie: I play the harmonica?

Angelica: What are you looking at?
Little Red: Uh... I - I never met a city girl before. How did you get your hair so shiny?
Angelica: We bathe.

(On the bus, Angelica's kicking Tommy's seat)

Tommy: Angelica, do you have to keep kicking my seat?
Angelica: No, I don't have to, but seeing as how you got us into this mess, it's my pleasure.

[edit] R.V. Having Fun Yet? [3.9]

[edit] Rachel, Rachel [3.10]

Dil: Is this Rachel?
Tommy: Yeah, how did you know?
Dil: She just looks like a Rachel.

[edit] Ladies' Man [3.11]

[edit] Lost at Sea [3.12]

Tommy: (to Dil) Up shut.
Tommy: Why are you wearing a dress?
Dil: It's a jumper.
Tommy: It's a dress, as in why are you wearing one?

(Later)

Didi: Hi, Dil. Cute jumper.
Dil: See?
Tommy: If you ever tell anyone I cried watching this movie, I'll tell everyone you wore a dress.
Dil: A jumper.

[edit] Separate But Equal [3.13]

[edit] Season 4

[edit] Oh, Bro, Where Art Thou?

Tommy: You're laughing! So it was funny, right?
Chuckie: Yes, but in a sad- funny kind of way. Not in a funny- funny kind of way.

[edit] A DeVille House Divided

[edit] Susie Goes Bad Lite

[edit] Golden Boy

[edit] Rat Traps

[edit] In the Family's Way

Tommy: Trust me, I know my cousin. She is a lot tougher than she looks.
Chuckie: She once stuck her head in the freezer for two hours to catch a cold, so she could get out of a math test.

[edit] TP+KF

Chuckie: Nothing says Halloween more than looking for a costume in three generations of Finster trash.
Chuckie: I might be able to manage a stitch or two…
Tommy: You sew?
Chuckie: … No!
Chuckie: Tommy Pickles and Kimi Finster! Did you write that, Tommy?
Tommy: Of course I didn't! Why would I be intersted in Kimi?
[Kimi glares]
Kimi: Hello, I'm in the room?!
Tommy: Please, Kimi, tell your brother that there's no way I'd be interested in you.
Kimi: (says flatly) There's no way he'd been interested in me.
Phil: (commentates quietly) And this is Kimi Finster, her second attempt. Her form is perfect, her concentration is high. Nothing can distract her from—
Kimi: Phil!
[Kimi misses all the pins.]
Kimi: What's wrong with me? I can't hit a single pin!
Tommy: Well, that's 'cause you're looking at your feet. If you want to hit the pins, you have to look at the pins. Like this. (Tommy adjusts Kimi's form)
Chuckie: (looks at the two suspiciously) Hmmm...
Lil: Chuckie, you're up.
[Tommy and Kimi laugh over something]
Chuckie: (irritated) Would you guys like your own lane?
Chuckie: Then how come you're sweating?
Tommy: I'm not sweating!
Chucke: Drip, drip, drip!
Tommy: I'm not sweating! Now would you let me bowl?
[Tommy lets the bowl slip out of his hands and it flies behind him, hitting shelves full of bowling balls. People shriek and run away as bowling balls roll across the floor.]
Tommy: That has nothing to do with me liking Kimi!
(Tommy and Kimi discussing Chuckie)
Tommy: I'm worried about him, Kimi.
Kimi: I know, I've never seen him act like this.
Tommy: If only there was some way that I could convince him that...
Kimi: (narrows eyes, crossing her arms) I'm completely unattractive to you?
Tommy: Exactly!
Kimi: (says sarcastically) Thanks.
Kimi: I'll think of something.
Chuckie: I'll just list the qualities I want in a new best friend. Okay, number one is...loyalty. Second! He has to be fun to hang out with. He's got to be a natural leader!
Lil: This new friend is starting to sound a lot like Tommy.
Chuckie: Okay, new list!
Betty: If you're gonna get TPed, you're gonna get TPed.
Chaz: Not with these goggles I won't. Russian issue night vision goggles — the same goggles worn by the Russian night volleyball team.
Betty: You know you're not supposed to wear those indoors.
Chaz: Why not?
[Betty flicks on the lights.]
Chaz: AAAAHHHH! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!
Lil: What's with your new fans, Tommy? It's like you're famous or something.
Tommy: Those people don't love me. They just love the idea of me.
Phil: Ah, I know what you mean. When I wear this jacket, I get the same thing.
Lil: (says sarcastically) Yeah, they're all over you, Phil. Especially people looking for a good deal on a car.
[Lil and Kimi high five each other.]
Phil: This plan's genius, Kimi.
Kimi: Yeah, I know.
Tommy: I was going to go with Rachel, but she thinks Halloween as the pride of an unholy alliance between dentists and candy manufacturers. Her words, not mine.
Kimi: (shouts angrily at Chuckie) You idiot! I carved this initials on the wall, not Tommy! Me!
Chuckie: What?!
Tommy: (turns away from the front door) You did? (smiles) You mean, you like me?
Kimi: Like, two years ago for a second. Get over yourself!
Lil: So, Chuckie, now that you know that Tommy didn't carve those initials on the wall, don't you feel better?
Chuckie: No, now it's worse!
Tommy: Dil, any chance you wanna go trick or treatin' with me?
Dil: Can't do it, bro', I'm over the Halloween thing. It's a big sham! I went out last night, and I didn't get so much as a gumdrop, just a big wad of cash. What am I supposed to with $46.80?!
Woman: Awww! What do we have here!
(Points to Kimi) A vampire,
(Points to Lil) ...A genie,
(Points to Phil) ...And a car salesman!
Phil: International Sp- (stops and sighs, resigned) Are you looking to lease or buy?
[Chaz leaps out of bushes wearing a ninja costume.]
Teen #1: Middle-aged ninja!
Teen #2: Let's get out of here!
Chuckie: Wow! The great Tommy Pickles — you should've seen the look on your face! Here's a mirror.
Tommy: I'm glad I can entertain you.
Chuckie: Oh, I'm sorry. (laughs) It's just — usually, I'm the one who's scared, not you. You're the perfect one!
Tommy: Perfect?! Who says?
Chuckie: You have everything, Tommy! Better hair, better teeth, better sinuses, a girlfriend...

[edit] Trading Places

[edit] Super Hero Worship

[edit] What's Love Got to Do With It?

Susie: Now you know how Harold feels.
Angelica: I know, isn’t this pathetic?

[edit] All Broke Up

[edit] Season 5

[edit] Petition This

[edit] Brothers Grim

[edit] Bad Blood

Tommy: Because you are so good with the crowds.
Chuckie: Why thank you… wait a minute! I'm not good with the crowds!
Lil: Let's knock them out with something blunt!
Tommy: You're kidding, right?
Lil: … Yeah, sure.
Tommy: You've got the tape?
Dil: It's in my pants!
Tommy: Didn't ask where.
Tommy: When did you figure out you were gonna tell me this?!
Dil: At the last moment possible.
Dil: I'll call the hospital... to reserve us rooms.

[edit] Characters

Tommy - Voiced by E.G. Daily
Chuckie - Voiced by Nancy Cartwright
Phil and Lil - Voiced by Kath Soucie
Angelica - Voiced by Cheryl Chase
Dil Pickles - Voiced by Tara Strong
Susie - Voiced by Cree Summer
Kimi - Voiced by Dionne Quan
w:Harold Rumkin - Susie's and Angelica's best friend. He is secretly in love with Angelica.
Savannah - Voiced by w:Shayna Fox is Angelica's "rival" who thrives in popularity.
Nicole Moscarelli - Voiced by Lizzie Murray is a good friend of Chuckie's.
w:Estes "Slambang" Pangborn - Voiced by w:Clancy Brown, former wrestler and Principal of the school the gang attends.
Rachael - Voiced by w:Meagan Smith, introduced as a love interest for Tommy.


[edit] External links

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