Alvin and the Chipmunks (TV Series)

• Christmas, Christmas, time is near.
  Time for Toys and time for cheer.
  We've been good but we can't last,
  hurry Christmas, hurry fast.
  • (unidentified episode) From the 1958 hit single "The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)" by Ross Bagdasarian, Sr.

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The Mystery of Seville Manor

Simon: Our boat was swept away.

Theodore: How will we get back in time for the concert?

Butler provides a washtub

Butler: This should do, ha ha!

Chipmunks paddle down Thames River in their makeshift boat

Alvin: Once we prove we own Seville Manor, the first job of ours is to fire that butler!

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Judge: Although you have proven your relation to Lord Sidney Seville, I regret to inform you that the money bequeathed to you is six cents. 350 years of taxes and repairs on Seville Manor have decimated the fortune. You are, as they say, kaput.

Alvin: But what about our titles?

Judge: Oh, but you see, Lord Sidney Seville was not a nobleman. Lord was his first name; Sidney was his second name.

Outside. Alvin tears down a poster in despair

Poster: SIR Alvin and the Chipmunks. (Alvin painted "SIR" on it earlier)

Alvin: It is a sham, an illusion.

Dave: Come on Alvin, the concert is starting and we have to be there by six!

Alvin: I am lowly peasant, a commoner, a nobody, I am...

Sign: Saint Alvin's Church.

Alvin: ...a saint!

Alvin joyously gets in limousine

Alvin: This is even better! I can do good! Kids can have a day off school!

Dave: Alvin!

The Princess and the Pig

Mr. Snide: Once I buy the farm from those immigrants, we can get the big bucks rolling in with my new spray, delivered by this crop duster. Allow me to give you a demonstration.

Mr. Snide sprays his chemical compound, in aerosol form, onto an apple seed. It instantly grows into a red delicious apple

Hood: Gee thanks Boss, I am hungry!

Mr. Snide grabs apple back from hood

Mr. Snide: Yes it is beautiful, but I did not say edible!

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