Alvin and the Chipmunks (film)

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Alvin and the Chipmunks is a 2007 film that was based on the TV series of the same name.

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[edit] Alvin Seville

  • That's it! I can't take this anymore. I can't! I give up! I am sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid tree!!
  • Hey, Ian! Kiss my furry cheeks!

[edit] Simon Seville

  • We've hit the mother load!

[edit] Theodore Seville

  • [when a tree is about to be cut down] Guys! I think he made it angry!

[edit] David "Dave" Seville

  • [his trademark yell] ALVIN!!!
  • I'm awake! I'm up. [looks at his watch] And I'm late!
  • [to himself] Keys, bag... pants! I need pants. Pants are essential.
  • [talks to Simon on the phone] Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. Out on the street! Capisce?!
  • If you love Uncle Ian so much and you don't think I'm watching out for you, why don't you go live with Uncle Ian?!

[edit] Ian Hawke

  • Welcome to Jett Records.
  • I told ya, Dave. I never lose.
  • ¡Madre de Dios! NO!

[edit] Dialogue

Alvin: And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid TREE!!
[buzzing noise]
Simon: Whoa! what's happening?!
Theodore: Guys! I think he made it angry!
Ian: Your song sucks, Dave.
Dave: What?
Ian: Your song? It's awful. I hate it. Yeah, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin? Fergie? Not a chance. I need something new, I need something fresh.
Theodore: Where are we?
Alvin: Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional--
Theodore: Uh, but where did the mountains go?
Simon: Give me a break. We're in a building, Theodore.
Alvin: Okay, this wasn't my best idea.
Simon: Look out!
[a scooter swerves past them]
Alvin: Maniac!

[a guide dog starts barking at them]

Alvin: Back to the tree! Back to the tree!
Simon: [as a dolly heads toward them] Back to the dog! Back to the dog!
Alvin: [notices the basket of muffins Dave is carring] Basket, 3:00!
Theodore: Which way is 3:00?
Simon: This way!
[Dave puts basket with muffins and chipmunks inside in trash]
Alvin: Gross! Is this his house?
Simon: No. It's his garbage can.
Alvin: Oh.
Simon: We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello. I'm Simon. The smart one. He's Alvin.
Alvin: The awesomest one.
Theodore: And I'm Theodore.
Dave: Oh, nice to meet you. Now get outta my house!
Theodore: But... we talk.
Dave: Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.
Alvin: I kinda liked him better when he was unconcious.
Dave: Are you guys always like this?
Simon: We're kids, Dave.
Dave: Well, where are your parents?
Simon: When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week, then they take off.
Alvin: Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune.
Dave: Off to bed. Come on. We start work tomorrow. I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8:00.
Alvin: My tail isn't bushy till 9:00.
Dave: Not my problem. Now go to sleep.
Dave: What was that?!
Simon: Uh, nothing, just... a little stage fright? [whimpers]
Theodore: I thought my heart was gonna explode!
Alvin: We're not performing monkeys, Dave! Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?
Dave: Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so you owe me.
Theodore: We're sorry, Dave.
Dave: Yeah, that helps. [sighs] Never mind, I'm late for work.
Theodore: Ooh-ooh-ooh, Can we go with you?
Dave: What? So that you can mess that up, too? Uh-uh. You're goin' home.
Simon: [on phone to Dave] A little situation here, Dave. Theodore vacuumed up Alvin.
Theodore: [calls down vacuum tube] Alvin!
Alvin: [shouts from inside vacuum] Dave! Help!
Dave: [on phone to Simon] What?!
Simon: [on phone to Dave] Well, at least it wasn't the garbage disposal. [giggles nervously]
Theodore: [calls down vacuum tube] Just stay calm! [gets sucked into vacuum] AAAH!
Simon: [on phone to Dave] And there goes Theodore.
Dave: [on seeing weird pellet] Oh, my God! Theodore, did you just...
Theodore: Um, um...
Simon: It's a raisin, Dave.
Dave: Prove it.
Simon: [surprised, puts it in mouth] Mmm-hmm.
Dave: Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all of you guys. Where's Alvin? Alvin!
Simon: [spits "raisin" out] BLEAH!! [to Theodore] You owe me big time!
Dave: Alvin?!
Alvin: [takes a shower in dishwasher; sings] Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...
[Dave opens the dishwasher]
Alvin: [screams] There's this new thing: It's called "knocking"!
Dave: Get out!
Alvin: Uh, I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
Dave: Get out! [pulls Alvin out of the dishwasher]
Alvin: Whoa, whoa! I'm takin' a shower, here!
Dave: You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be at the top of the list!
Alvin: And it's still early.
Dave: Clam it, sudsy!
Alvin: [trying to uncork a bottle] Stupid... cork... doesn't...
[cork comes loose and goes flying]
Alvin: Whoa!
[cork smashes glass on china cabinet]
Claire: Oh!
Alvin: Yikes! [giggles nervously] Oops.
Dave: Not gonna say it.
Alvin: Uh-oh!
Simon: Good grief.
[champagne pours all over the floor]
Claire: Are you still not gonna say it?
Dave: Nope!
[drink reaches power strip; electricity buzzes; smoke issues from power strip]
[the power goes out]
Dave: I'm gonna say it. [yells] ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Alvin: Okay!!!
Dave: Squirrels can't talk!
Alvin: Whoa, wap-ap-ap-oh. Watch it, genius. We're Chipmunks. Chip-Munks!
Dave: Chipmunks can't talk either! [turns on lights]
Simon: Well, our lips are moving and words are coming out.
Dave: This is crazy! [closes his eyes, talking to himself] I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks.
Alvin: So, how's that working for you, Dave!?
Dave: Uh, h-how do you know my name?
Alvin: I'll take that one. We read your mail. By accident.
Simon: You really oughta pay that utility bill, Dave. You ever hear of a credit rating?

[edit] Cast

[edit] Voices

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