American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile

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American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile is a 2006 comedy sex film about three hunks that participate in a naked mile racing event.

  • Harry: Stiflers don't fake sick to stay at home and pull dick, we cut class to get ass.
  • Erik: Yes, I know, that saying is on our family crest.

  • Coozeman: Is my dick hard? Of course I wanna dance! (dances with pretty girl at the college bar)

Dwight: Commence the pouring. (he and his friend play a game with their girls on how long they last without dropping the buckets hanging on their penises; the girls pour liquor on their penises which hold the buckets)
Coozeman: Oh, yeah! [starts moaning albeit gently; the same girl he danced with pours the liquid, then smacks his buttocks, causing him to ejaculate on three women in the audience] God! I am sorry about that!
[everyone else laughs]

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