Angela Anaconda
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Angela Anaconda is a cutout animation television series that aired on the Fox Family Channel from 1999 to 2001.
[edit] Angela Anaconda
- But we can't keep it down, Nanette Manoir. On account of we are celebrating. In case you don't know, my dad's invention won first prize of $20 in the Annual Tapwater Springs in All Inventor's contest.
[edit] Bunny Manoir
- My little magnolia blossom!
[edit] Candy May
[edit] Gen & Bill
[edit] Gina Lash
"Refils ARE free, right?"
[edit] Gordy Rhinehart
- Boisenberry pancakes, cinnamon buns! Let's hope Angela hits a home run! Goooooo Angela!
[edit] Grandma Lou
[edit] Howell Manoir
- There won't be a next time, Anaconda. There won't be any deal. I'm A Busy Man! Come on. We're going.
[edit] January & Karlene
[edit] Jimmy Jamal
- I just heard from Johnny Abatti how you raised that bird from the dead and was wondering if you could heal my pet iguana. He seems depressed.
[edit] Johnny Abatti
[edit] Mark & Derek Anaconda
[edit] Mrs. Brinks
"We don't have all day, Angela Anaconda!"
[edit] Nanette Manoir
Played my Ruby Jean Gillett
[edit] Nona Abatti
[edit] Uncle Nicky
[edit] Miscellaneous
[edit] All For One
[edit] Ancient Greeks
[edit] Angela Who?
ANgela nan
[edit] Be-Trayed
[edit] Boo Who
[edit] Brinks Of No Return
[edit] Brocc-Fest
[edit] A Bug Responsibility
[edit] Cabin Fever
Gen: Not so fast smarty pants! Angela (gulps) Gen: I,m sorry Angela but I'm afraid your grounded for the weekend Angela: huh for what? Gen: for not telling the truth . Angela: grounded for the whole entire weekend completly? Gen: Yep including Sunday. Angela: and what about Monday? Gen: it's back to school for you. Angela: Yes thank you thank you it'll be goodbye fordom and hello erasure duty
[edit] Camp Anaconda
[edit] Cheese Under Pressure
[edit] Curse Of The Mummy
[edit] Don’t Be Caddie
[edit] Don’t Overdue It
[edit] Earhart’s Heirloom
[edit] Eating With the Enemy
[edit] Everybody Loves Gina
[edit] Fairweather Friends
[edit] Family Tree
[edit] Firm-A-Foam
[edit] For the Love of the Game
[edit] French Connection
Angela: Any questions?
Cici: Yes! What is that?
Angela: That is a spitball. Le ball de spit.
[edit] Goodbye Mrs. Brinks
Angela: Johnny Abatti, what are your five most favorite things that you love to do in school?
Johnny: Well, sometimes when I'm taking a bath, I--
Angela: I said, "in school."
Johnny: Oh. Then I'd say shooting spitballs, sticking gum under the desks, snorkeling milk, little nosepicking, and I throw food, whenever I get the chance.
Angela: Perfect. Now all we have to do tomorrow is not do any of those things.
Johnny: What are we supposed to do all day?
Angela: Concentrate on getting Mrs. Brinks that job. Tomorrow we have got to prove how good we are and what a wonderful teacher Mrs. Brinks is, so she can go be a wonderful teacher someplace else.
Mrs. Brinks: YOU! YOUNG MAN! TO THE CORNER!
Gordy: It wasn't me, Mrs. Brinks. Just look at the fault on those airplanes. Mine would've been much crisper.
Dr. Fanny: Look no further than Bruiser, Cheeky, and Grunt! The evidence is right on their desks.
Mrs. Brinks: It couldn't be! They must have been making geometrical shapes since studying aero-dynamics for the math lesson.
Gordy: The fault. The fault!
Angela: Oh, no. Mrs. Brinks is so confused, on account of us acting good, and Nanette acting bad, it is making her act terrible.
Angela: Pardon me, please, Dr. Fanny. But you have to give Mrs. Brinks the job. Things are all mixed up today. Normally, we are the bad ones, and Nanette-- I mean Bruiser is good. Everything good we did today, we learned from Nanette, who learned from Mrs. Brinks's w-- W-- (slap) Wonderful teaching.
Dr. Fanny: Mrs. Brinks, the thought that this you're most charmed and fine student would pretend to actually be ill-mannered for her teacher's sake, I must say is terribly rude.
Nanette: But she's not pretending, she--
Dr. Fanny: Not another charmless from you, you riff raff! Riff raff? Mrs. Brinks, I'm afraid I've been terribly unfair. One of the first principals of charm is keeping one's promise. And I promised to judge you on your finest student. And not on the riff raff: Bruisers Cheekies, and Grunts. There it is. The Angelic smile of a well-taught student. I'd be thrilled if you could cultivate that smile on the students of my school, Mrs. Brinks. Use that contract. We would be honored to have you.
Angela: Dr. Danny Fanny said it. Today has been a most enlightning day. We learned that Mrs. Brinks and I had the exact same most cherrished dream, that she leaves.
Mrs. Brinks: (screams)
All: Yay!
Angela: So now I am in charge. And lucky for me and everyone I'm in charge of, I found us a teacher who has an excellent curriculam. Professor Abatti will teach us everything we need to know about...
Johnny: Shooting spitballs, sticking gum under desks, snorkeling milk, a little nose picking, and of course, throwing food.
Nanette: Help me! Help me! Oh, Angela, the precious, it was so perfectly good you made Mrs. Brinks leave forever and never come back!
Angela: You will cry.
Nanette: Find me a teacher with better taste.
Angela: Your wish is my command, Ninnypoo. Our new teacher, Mr. Tasty Twirl.
Gina: (panting) NOOOOOOOO!
Angela: And the first subject he will teach is "Ice Cream 1-0-1. Our homework will be delicious.
Nanette: Eeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!
Angela: What now, Ice Cream Ninday? You don't like Mr. Tasty Twirl either? They will get a new teacher.
Nanette: Aaaah!
Angela: Astronaut Bob. And he will take us on a fabulous field trip to mars. Aaah! We've been spotted by the enemy! Quick, Professor Astronaut Bob, Hyperspace! But first I guess we'll have to dump out the access garbage, not much of awaist, if you ask me. (laughs)
[edit] Gordy Floats
Angela: Ninny can't win. On account of this truly capture, "Spring Into Spring Into Love." It looks a little cluttered. Maybe we should take off the flowers.
Gordy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't take this anymore! "Spring Equals Love" is about love, not about being competitive in beating Nanette. Now, look at this, and tell me, where is the love?
Angela: Where are you going?
Gordy: You guys can have this abomination. Entering the parade, trotting the river... I don't care! I'm out!
[edit] Gordy in the Plastic Bubble
[edit] Halls of Justice
[edit] The Haunting of Angela Anaconda
[edit] Hurray For Chanukah
[edit] I Wanna Mould Your Band
Jonny Abatti:(using his Mr.Ducksworthy sock puppet) And now watch as I eat a cracker while Jonny-boy continues to talk. I am talking while he's eating a cracker ha-ha a cracker.
[edit] Ice Breakers
[edit] In a Pepper Pickle
[edit] Jiggly Fruit Classic
[edit] Johnny Learns To Swing
[edit] Kar-Lean on Me
[edit] No Thanksgiving
[edit] Oh The Hu-Manatees
[edit] Operation Ringside
[edit] Pet Peeves
[edit] Pogo-A-Go-Go
[edit] Puppy Love
[edit] Race Car Race
[edit] Rat Heroes
[edit] Return To Sender
[edit] Rockabye Abatti
[edit] Secret Santa
[edit] Slice Of Life
[edit] Snow Mercy
[edit] Sound Of Silence
[edit] The Bird Lady Of Tapwater Springs
Angela: Hey! A bird just flew into our window!
Josephine: I prayed it's all right.
(angela gasps)
Mrs. Brinks: IN YOUR SEATS! Detention is not over until the late bell rings!
(bell rings)
Angela: (laughs)
Mrs. Brinks: Class dismissed.
Mrs. Brinks: ANGELA ANACONDA! YO-YOING IN CLASS?! What in heaven's name has gotten into you??! You want to clap erasers immediately!
Angela: Okay.
Gordy: (humming)
Mrs. Brinks: What's this?! Using Gordy Reinhardt as you're personal lacky?!
