Anger Management

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Anger Management (2003) is a comedy film starring Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson which was directed by Peter Segal and written by David S Dorfman.

[edit] Dave Buznik

[edit] Dr Buddy Rydell

Dr Buddy Rydell: There are two kinds of angry people: implosive and explosive.

The explosive is the costumer that keeps on yelling at the cashier for not taking his coupon.

Dr Buddy Rydell: The implosive is the cashier that keeps calm day after day till she snaps and murders all the people in the store.
Dr Buddy Rydell: You are the cashier...
David Busnick: Oh no! I'm not the cashier!
David Busnick: I'm the guy that's hiding behind the fruitsection dailing 911!

[edit] Dialogue

Dave Buznik: Oh my goodness, Bobby Knight. You're in this class also?
Bobby Knight: Yeah its my first day.
Dave Buznik: Working on the anger problem?
Bobby Knight: Anger? Isn't this sexaholics anonymous?
Dave Buznik: Oo, noo.. I think that's down the hall...
Bobby Knight: [Throws down his book in anger] Well, to hell with this! I'm goin' home!

Dr Buddy Rydell: [watching a movie, laughing] OH, HEY! I'M WETTIN MY JOCKIES HERE! [continues laughing] You gotta get a load of this, keed. I mean, you like comedies? Huh?
Dave Buznik: Yeah, I just haven't been getting much sleep lately and I'd like to get some.
Dr Buddy Rydell: Oh, hey, hey. [pause, watches movie] Take a look at this actress here. What is your position on, uh, breast implants?
[disturbs people on plane]
Dave Buznik: You know, I could just watch the movie with ya. [to flight attendant] Excuse me, could I get a headset?
Flight Attendant: Certainly.