Argo (2012 film)
Argo is a 2012 film about a covert mission to extract six US Embassy employees out of Iran in what is now known as the Canadian Caper, in which parts of an unmade film project for Lord of Light which they had renamed Argo, were used as cover by CIA agents.
- Directed by Ben Affleck. Written by Chris Terrio, based on books written by Tony Mendez and Joshuah Bearman.
Lester Siegel 
- If I'm going to make a fake movie, it's going to be a fake hit.
- You're worried about the Ayatollah? Try the WGA.
Jack O'Donnell 
- [explaining the lack of fanfare regarding the awarding of Mendez' Intelligence Star] If we wanted applause, we would have joined the circus.
John Chambers 
- [to Tony Mendez] If you're going to do a $20 million Star Wars rip-off, you need somebody who's a somebody to put their name on it. Somebody respectable. With credits. Who you can trust with classified information. Who will produce a fake movie. For free.
- [The CIA start talking about extraction options for the six US Embassy employees]
- Robert Pender: What we like for this now are bicycles. We've identified backroads from the Shemiran district — a couple of rat lines through the mountains to the crossing at Tabriz. Cars are off the table because of the roadblocks.
- Jon Bates: We wait until the weather clears up then deliver the six bikes, provide them with maps to the Turkish border.
- Adam Engell: We have intelligence they can ride bicycles or we’re prepared to send in somebody to teach them.
- Tony Mendez: Or you could just send in training wheels and meet them at the border with Gatorade. It's 300 miles to the Turkish crossings. They'd need a support crew behind them with a tire pump.
- Engell: We've only been asked to sharpshoot this, State's handling the op.
- Pender: Who is...?
- Jack O'Donnell: Tony's an exfil spesh. He got a lot of the shah's people out after the fall.
- Mendez: If these people can read or add, any minute they're gonna figure out they're six months short of a full deck. It's winter. You want to wait around for a nice spring day for bike rides? The only way out's the airport. You build them new identities, a Moses goes in, takes them out on a commercial flight.
- Bates: We're exploring that option.
- Engell: They wouldn't clear airport security. Komiteh own the place.
- Bates: They would pose as reporters. The government issued seventy-something visas for American journalists.
- Mario Malinov: Seventy-four. And the Revolutionary Guards keep them on 74 leashes.
- John Chambers: Let me get this straight, you want to come to Hollywood, make a fake movie, and do nothing?
- Tony Mendez: That's right.
- Chambers: You'll fit right in.
- Lester Siegel: Okay, you got six people hiding out in a town of what, four million people, all of whom chant "death to America" all the livelong day. You want to set up a movie in a week. You want to lie to Hollywood, a town where everybody lies for a living. Then you're gonna sneak 007 over here into a country that wants CIA blood on their breakfast cereal, and you're gonna walk the Brady Bunch out of the most watched city in the world.
- Tony Mendez: Past about a hundred militia at the airport. That's right.
- Lester Siegel: Right. Look, I gotta tell you. We did suicide missions in the army that had better odds than this.
- Lester Siegel: The saying goes, "What starts in farce ends in tragedy."
- John Chambers: No, it’s the other way around.
- Siegel: Who said that exactly?
- Chambers: Marx.
- Siegel: Groucho said that?
- [John Chambers and Lester Siegel talk about a title for the fake film]
- John Chambers: How about The Horses of Achilles?
- Lester Siegel: No good. Nobody does Westerns anymore.
- Chambers: It's ancient Troy.
- Siegel: If it's got horses in it, it's a Western.
- [Tony Mendez and the six embassy escapees talk about their cover stories]
- Tony Mendez: You. Where was your passport issued?
- Bob Anders: Vancouver.
- Mendez: Where were you born?
- Anders: Toronto.
- Mendez: "Torono", Canadians don’t pronounce the T.
- Lee Schatz: Some Komiteh guard is actually going to know that?
- Mendez: If you are detained for questioning they will bring in someone who knows that, yes ... Mary, who are the last three prime ministers of Canada?
- Cora Lijek: Uh, Trudeau, Pearson and Diefenbaker.
- Mendez: What's your father's name?
- Lijek: Howard.
- Mendez: What's his occupation?
- Lijek: Fisherman.
- Mendez: Where were you born?
- Lijek: Halifax, Nova Scotia.
- Mendez: What's your date of birth?
- Lijek: February 21, 1952.
- Mendez: Good. [to Stafford] What's your job on the movie?
- Joe Stafford: Producer.
- Mendez: Associate producer. What's the last movie you produced?
- Stafford: High and Dry.
- Mendez: Who paid for that?
- Stafford: The CFDC.
- Mendez: What's your middle name? [Stafford stammers] What's your middle name? What's your middle name?
- Stafford: Leon.
- Mendez: Shoot him. He's an American spy ... Look, they're going to try to break you, OK, by trying to get you agitated. You have to know your resume back to front.
- Stafford: You really believe your little story's gonna make a difference when there's a gun to our heads?
- Mendez: I think my story's the only thing between you and a gun to your head.
- The movie was fake. The mission was real.
- They weren’t making a movie, they were making history.
- The most important movie of all time ... was never made.
- Based on a declassified true story.
- Ben Affleck - Tony Mendez
- Bryan Cranston - Jack O'Donnell
- Alan Arkin - Lester Siegel
- John Goodman - John Chambers
- Clea DuVall - Cora Lijek
- Kyle Chandler - Hamilton Jordan
- Victor Garber - Ken Taylor
- Tate Donovan - Bob Anders
- Michael Parks - Jack Kirby
- Tom Lenk - Rodd
- Christopher Stanley - Tom Ahern
- Taylor Schilling - Christine Mendez
- Sheila Vand - Sahar
- Chris Messina - Malinov
- Richard Kind - Max Klein
- Titus Welliver - Jon Bates
- Rory Cochrane - Lee Schatz
- Omid Abtahi - Reza
- Scoot McNairy - Joe Stafford
- Kerry Bishé - Kathy Stafford
- Bob Gunton - Cyrus Vance
- Adrienne Barbeau - Nina
- Fouad Hajji - Komiteh