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- [In a department store, Arthur and Hobson see Linda stealing a man’s tie.]
- Arthur: Hobson, did you see that?
- Hobson: Yes.
- Arthur: She stole that tie! It's the prefect crime; girls don't wear ties! Although some do; it's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
- Hobson: Yes; if she murdered the ties it would be the perfect crime. Why are you so happy about all this?