Back at the Barnyard

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Back at the Barnyard is a Nickelodeon show that is a spin-off of the 2006 film Barnyard. The show, which debuted in 2007, includes pop culture references and parodies.

Season 1[edit]

The Good, The Bad, and the Snotty/Escape From the Barnyard [1.1][edit]

Freddy: He seems nice... or, wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh, yeah, dangerously insane!

Freddy: Yay, I love kabobs! [everyone loooks at him] Sorry.
Pig: My work here is done

Duke: [whining and punching a post] No, I do not want to be eaten. I'm too young!
Pip: Dude, you're a dog. The farmer won't eat you.
Duke: What, you're saying I wouldn't go nice with some low-fat chips and a cherry cola?

Cowman and Ratboy/Cow's Best Friend [1.2][edit]

Otis: Pip and I have this great idea. We totally want you guys to join us.
Bessy: Yeah, I'll do that right after never.

Otis: With great cow power, there must also come great cow responsibility!

Chez Pig/The Right Cow [1.3][edit]

Duke: [sticking paws into a hot pot] This is boiling water, isn't it?

Female Patron: And I'd like a side salad.
Bessy: Yeah, well, I'd like a cruise to Barbados, but that's not happening either.

Saving Mrs. Beady/The Farmer Takes a Woman [1.3][edit]

[all stuck in shed]
Pig: Gotta say, not too crazy 'bout the new digs.
Otis: I dunno. I kinda like it. It gives the chance to really know each other; like the various meats of a hoagie.

Hypno-A-Go-Go/Fowl Play [1.5][edit]

[Otis watches a boxing film, eyes on the watch as he swings it left to right, and then hypnotizes himself]
Otis: Oh, watch. It's just you and me. And I'm not letting you out of my sight. Why would I? I mean you're so round and pretty and shiny and... [hypnotized] ...wiggly.
Boxing coach: Now listen up kid. You got to do exactly what I say.
Otis: Do exactly what you say.
Boxing coach: You've got farmer on the ropes. He's ready to fall. When you hear the bell, destroy farmer.
Otis: When I hear the bell, destroy farmer. DESTROY FARMER!!! [falls to sleep]

Otis: [writing personal advertisement for the Farmer] Let's see now ... Gloomy farmer seeking anyone with pulse. Hmm ... We should hot it up a little.
Pip: Write he's rich. The ladies love cheddar.
Otis: [writing] Rich farmer.
Abby: And he gotta have muscles!
Otis: [writing] Rich, really bulky farmer.
Pig: Yes, but don't write farmer! Write [writing] exploding lion tamer.
Abby: Even more bulky! And write that he has a pony! [writing] Has a pony...
Otis: Okay, I will read it to you. Erfglag 7 star number sign glarg... If we had fingers!
Pip: I can do it. [jumps on the keyboard] There, what do you think?
Otis: [reading] Rich agricultural mogul with body like a Greek god wishes to share life with somebody like you.
[everybody likes it]

Barnyard Idol[edit]

Peck: Why, it sounds like a heavenly angel.
Freddy: Or a bewitching sorceress luring us to our doom.
Otis: Hey, maybe the angel and the sorceress had a kid... a...
Freddy: You mean a sorcer-angel?
Otis: No, more like an angel-ress.

Season 2[edit]

Dummy and Dummier[edit]

Freddy: So, Mr.Jinx, how are you tonight?
Mr.Jinx: Pretty good, thanks.
Freddy: Good, now say that again while I drink water.
Mr.Jinx: Pretty.... good, thanks! (Freddy chokes)
Otis: Bravo! Bravisimo! Amazing!
Abby:(whispers) Otis, he's not good.
Otis:(whispers) You want him to dislocate his bones again?! Laugh it up!(Otis, Pip, Abby, Pig, and Peck pretend that they're laughing)
Freddy: So, Mr.Jinx, what's the hardest part about being a dummy?
Mr.Jinx: Why don't you ask your pal Otis? He's the biggest moron I know!(the audience laughs, except Otis and co.)
Mr.Jinx: Hey, Peck! Some tree fungus just called! He wants his personality back!(the audience laughs harder)
Mr.Jinx: Why did the tubby, disgusting loser cross the road? To get away from Pig!(the audience laughs even harder)

Cast[edit]

United States[edit]

Regular cast[edit]

Much of the original cast from the movie reprised their roles. However, Kevin James, who had voiced Otis in the previous film, Andie MacDowell, who voiced Etta, and Megan Cavanagh, who voiced Hanna, did not return for the series. Others, such as Abby the cow, were created especially for the series.

Minor characters[edit]

Guest stars[edit]

External links[edit]

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