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Bad Santa is a 2003 film about a miserable con man and his partner who pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot.
- Directed by Terry Zwigoff. Written by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa.
He's very naughty . . . and not very nice. (taglines)
[edit] Willie
- I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!
- I'm not your fucking Da-Da.
- Willie: It's Christmas and the kid's gettin' his fuckin' present.
- OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!
- Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass.
- I'm an eating drinking shiting fucking Santa Clause.
- (While on his lunch break a woman comes up to Willie with her child) I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK.
[edit] Dialogue
- Marcus: More booze, more bullshit, more butt-fucking
- Willie: Sure, the 3 B's.
- Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
- Willie: I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?
- Kid: I think someone messed with my Advent calendar.
- Willie: No one messed with it. What's wrong with you?
- Kid: This one has a... candy corn in it.
- Willie: Well not all of them can be winners.
- Hindustani Troublemaker: I am not gay!
- Willie: What the hell, buddy?
- Hindustani Troublemaker: Buddy? I said I am not gay!
- Willie: Are you off your fucking meds or something?
- Hindustani Troublemaker: Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as queer as a ten dollar bill.
- Willie: Let me tell you something, motherfucker. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last fucking time. This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...
- Hindustani Troublemaker: [grabs Willie and pins him against the car] Elf fucker! Motherfucker. Elf fucker! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Faggy Claus! Faggy...
- Kid: Leave Santa alone!
- Hindustani Troublemaker: Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us.
- Kid: Leave Santa alone!
- Hindustani Troublemaker: [Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.
- Willie: You can't drink worth a fuck.
- Marcus: I weigh ninety-two pounds you dick!
[edit] Taglines
- He's very naughty . . . and not very nice.
- He doesn't care if you're naughty or nice.
- Get Naughty this Holiday Season.
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