Beavis and Butt-head Do America

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Beavis and Butt-head Do America is a 1996 American animated road comedy film, based on the TV series Beavis and Butt-Head. It was produced by Paramount Pictures in association with Geffen Pictures and MTV Films, and co-written and directed by creator Mike Judge.

Agent Bork[edit]

  • Chief, this just came in. Two days ago, Express Airways had a disturbance by someone calling himself Cornholio. Guess who matches the description.

Agent Flemming[edit]

  • Well, look what we have here. You two make me sick. Book 'em, Bork.


  • Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio!
  • I am the great Cornholio! I'm a gringo! I have no bunghole.
  • I am Cornholio! You will cooperate with my bunghole! For there is but one bunghole: the almighty bunghole.


  • Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces, too.
  • This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.


Muddy Grimes: Well, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?
Butt-head: I have a couple. Butt cheeks.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. And, uh, and boobs. I just wanna say that again. Boobs.
Muddy: I'm gonna blow ya both to hell, that's what I'm gonna do!
Butt-head: Cool. Whoa. Hey, Beavis, that's that dude who's paying us to do his wife.

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