Beetlejuice (TV show)
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Beetlejuice is an animated television series loosely based on the Beetlejuice film, and ran from 1989 to 1991.
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[edit] Beetlejuice
- Showtime!
- I had enough of that Lil Miss Warden so I really have to get away from her.
- (asking the audience to give him their money) Come on, it's for a good cause: ME!
- What a stupid day I have.
- So long, suckers!
- Whoa! So that's why cowboys have bow legs.
- Hmm... uh, listen, Lyds. I gotta go. I, uh, have to feed my fish... to my piranha! Ha! Squeeze ya later.
- So, c'mon, kid. Get on the ball.
- Look, I've got a problem, maybe you could help me out. I've got these friends I said I'd meet and it's the kind'a thing where *a gotta be there in person…
- Yo, Shakey. Whatta ya think'a these?!
- Check this out... a mid-summer night scream.
- Ooo, that Clare. She really gets my dandruf up.
- She's gotta be outta my mind by now.
- Oh, what's so important about keepin' a - uh - what'd you call it again?
- Okay, okay, okay - I promise. No more pranks
- Hey, they can't keep us apart.
- Hey, now, wait a minute! This skunk really bugs me.
- Ah, ah, ah -- don't forget what your mom said.
- Rule number one for pullin' pranks without gettin' caught is... be invisible!
- What? How come you always think I have somethin' up my sleeve?
- Ooo, the magic B-word. Say it again. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... I dare ya!
- Well, looks like ol' Spooky won't have to worry 'bout that pollution stuff gettin' to 'im. He's gonna be grocery bags!
- Hey! What am I, garbage?!
- SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRM!!!!!
- Now all I need are some cute little suckers to sell my cookies to some big dumb suckers!
- When I get my hands on that cricket, IT'S SNACK TIME!!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (when asked if he ever changes his underwear)
- HEY, BRAINLESS! OVER HERE! (to his body while his head is seperate from it)
- We're gonna take our cause to the people! And not just for the people. We'll take it to the downtrodden! The vegetable! The mineral! The disgustin'! The failed science experiments! Four-legged creepies! The birds! The bees! The trees! The knees!
- Not yet?! We're already halfway through this story, and you still haven't introduced the bad guy!! (when playing Captain Ahab in Moby Dick)
- I know! Couldn't they find a better picture [for my wanted poster]? I'm smiling!
[edit] Lydia Deetz
- Deadly Vu!
- Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEEEETLEJUUUUUUICE!!!!
- Do I have to join the Neitherworld club?
- Hey, that's not a good idea, BJ.
- They're wrecking the whole house! Duck!
- Very educational - I learned about the Greenhouse Effect.
- They say practice makes pukey!
- Beetlejuice! I've never seen you look this bad!
- Come on, you guys. There's no monster in this tree. That's just a story the kids in school made up. This is a great tree. I love this tree.
- Beetlejuice, Father was half-asleep -- thank goodness.
- That isn't funny! That tree is alive... and those men are going to kill it!
- Sorry, B.J., I can't fix Doomie right now, I've got to do my homework.
- Beetlejuice, you shouldn't annoy poor Little Miss Warden!
- This is the one... my best ever!
- The one I enter has to be the best photograph I've ever done.
- You're telling me. Just hurry up and fix it, please. This photo show means a lot to me.
- Miss Shannon, can I be excused?
- Beetlejuice. Have you seen a doctor about this problem of yours?
- Romeo, don't step on my spiders!
- Two dollars an hour... see ya.
- I'm really babysitting now... AND IT'S NOT WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR!!
[edit] Delia Deetz
- Don't be ridiculous, Charles!
- Rubbish! Don't be such a stupid baby, just eat your soup and then you will be excused.
- Why Charles! Whatever is the matter?
- Really, Charles. I suggest you phone a proper repair man.
- That's Beetleman, Dear. I'm taking your father for a nice, relaxing walk. Now, don't you bother Mr. Beetleman.
- Well, pay the man, Charles.
[edit] Charles Deetz
- What is that thing?
- Lydia, dinner!
- Lydia, go to your room, right now!
- Sweety, I'm home.
[edit] Mr. Monitor
- Monitor Head 2: What do you mean commercials can't be released on the video unless you are the one with the people's voices!
- Monitor Head 1: I'm not a fat looser like you!
- Monitor Head 4: It's all about ratings.
- All Monitor Heads: Get a move on!
[edit] Bartholomew Batt
- Yuk! That's Disgustin'!
- Did I win or did I lose?
- Nyah - ha - ha - haa!
- Oh No you don't! You will not turn me into warewolf!
- That blonde haired ghoul is gonna cut off my head.
[edit] Little Miss Warden
- That wasn't very cute!
- Wanna buy some cookies!
- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[edit] Doomie
- Beep! Beep! Beep!
[edit] Jacques LaLean
- Hello Moname, ya lookin' for a nice preeetty girl?
- Ooh La La! Look at that preeeeeetty looking ladeeeee!
- Sacre Bleu!
- Are you Beeeeetlejuice?
- It is 'azar-dous to your 'ealth.
[edit] Scuzzo the Clown
- Hey, kids! Are we gonna have some fun?
- Okay, boys and girls, are we ready for some jokes?
- Hey Beetlejuice! Your burgers are so bad, they oughta be spanked!
[edit] Lipscum
- What is your favourite color? Tell me!
- Huh! Is my name Lipscum spelled backwards Mucspil?
- What is your name? Answer me!
- Hey. Beetlejuice spelled backwards is Eciujelteeb!
- Can I huh? Can I Can I Can I?
Jesse Germ
A bboy from Houston Texas.
Might i add that he will probably make your jaw drop.
He might just be the definition of a beat rider.
It doesnt look like he dances to the music... it looks like he is making it.
truly amazes me everytime i see him dance .
- UK BBOY
[edit] Captain Kidder
- Ba dum-bum!
- Arrrr! Look who what we've got, Ed.
- Cross the river bridge, mate.
[edit] Prudence
- What do you mean the library's closed?
- That's not funny, Claire.
- Uh, does this mean we'll be closing the play?
- But, Lydia, I think you should try out for the part of Juliette.
- Miss Shannon! I don't feel so good.
- Relax, Bertha. You know why Miss Shannon wants you to do homework.
[edit] Claire Brewster
- Looks like the best girl won, honey.
- I am going to get that Lydia Deetz.
- Uh, like, it's about time! You are ten second late. Now, get lost!
- Shut up! I am not a sore loser.
- Well, you can find yourself another Julia.
- Like, aren't I just the most?
[edit] Percy
- Miaow!
- Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwww!
[edit] Miss Shannon
- All right, girls, our very first science fair today. Guess who's forgotten.
- Can I help you, Prudence?
- Now off to your classes, ladies.
- I want you to keep staging it the rest of the week, just as you did it last night.
- Okay, girls, we're going to have show and tell.
- How improper.
- Bertha, I am not satisfied with you. You did not share with any of your friends.
[edit] Judge Mental
- Beetleguts! You're fired!
- Would you please stand on that X over there?
- Oh, all right. You're free to go… as far away as possible!
- What are you, some kind of sicko? We can get rid of this disgusting creep forever.
- If you do not follow those rules, I will let you get away from the Neitherworld forever!
[edit] Bertha
- Gross!
- Miss Shannon! Somebody is bothering me!
- What's so funny?!?
- Stop laughing! That's ridiculous!
- Miss Shannon! Can I wash my hands please?
- Put a sock in it, you idiot!
- Is there anything new other than comicbooks?
- Someone used this ruler to throw your beehive on stage.
