Big Wolf On Campus
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Season 1 [edit]
Pilot [1.1] [edit]
- Tommy: What's up man, you new here?
- Merton: No, Tommy. I'm Merton Dingle. We've had lockers next to each other since kindergarden.
- Tommy: Listen, you've gotta help me man. I'm not evil, I'm just... hairy.
- Becky: Tommy Dawkins, you are supposed to be cool? What are you doing here?
- Tommy: I am a... friend of your brothers.
- Merton & Becky: Really?!
The Bookmobile [1.02] [edit]
Butch Comes to Shove [1.03] [edit]
Cat Woman [1.04] [edit]
Witch College [1.05] [edit]
The Pleasantville Strangler [1.06] [edit]
Stage Fright [1.07] [edit]
That Swamp Thing You Do! [1.08] [edit]
Muffy the Werewolf Slayer [1.09] [edit]
Stalk Like an Egyptian [1.10] [edit]
Flugelhoff! [1.11] [edit]
Invisible Merton [1.12] [edit]
The Wolf Is Out There [1.13] [edit]
Interview with a Werewolf [1.14] [edit]
Fangs for the Memories [1.15] [edit]
Time and Again [1.16] [edit]
Big Bad Wolf [1.17] [edit]
Scary Terri [1.18] [edit]
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow [1.19] [edit]
The Exor-Sis [1.20] [edit]
Don't Fear the Reaper [1.21] [edit]
Game Over [1.22] [edit]
Season 2 [edit]
Hello Nasty [2.01] [edit]
Frank Stein [2.02] [edit]
Commie Dawkins [2.03] [edit]
The Girl Who Spied Wolf [2.04] [edit]
Apocalypse Soon [2.05] [edit]
The Sandman Cometh [2.06] [edit]
The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth [2.07] [edit]
Imaginary Fiend [2.08] [edit]
- Merton: Clue! I used to love this game. Vince and I played this all the time. And to keep things interesting we award extra points for the really creative murderer.
- Tommy: Who is Vince?
- Merton: He was my imaginary friend.
- Vince: It's Vince, in the lair, with the lead pipe. And it's playtime!
- Vince: You locked Vince up in that chest too, little buddy. But no hurt feelings, Vince is back and it's p-p-p-playtime!
- Merton: I don't wanna p-p-p-play with my imaginary friend!
- Merton: It's Merton, in the lair, freaking out!
