Big Wolf On Campus
Season 1 
Pilot [1.1] 
- Tommy: What's up man, you new here?
- Merton: No, Tommy. I'm Merton Dingle. We've had lockers next to each other since kindergarden.
- Tommy: Listen, you've gotta help me man. I'm not evil, I'm just... hairy.
- Becky: Tommy Dawkins, you are supposed to be cool? What are you doing here?
- Tommy: I am a... friend of your brothers.
- Merton & Becky: Really?!
The Bookmobile [1.02] 
Butch Comes to Shove [1.03] 
Cat Woman [1.04] 
Witch College [1.05] 
The Pleasantville Strangler [1.06] 
Stage Fright [1.07] 
That Swamp Thing You Do! [1.08] 
Muffy the Werewolf Slayer [1.09] 
Stalk Like an Egyptian [1.10] 
Flugelhoff! [1.11] 
Invisible Merton [1.12] 
The Wolf Is Out There [1.13] 
Interview with a Werewolf [1.14] 
Fangs for the Memories [1.15] 
Time and Again [1.16] 
Big Bad Wolf [1.17] 
Scary Terri [1.18] 
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow [1.19] 
The Exor-Sis [1.20] 
Don't Fear the Reaper [1.21] 
Game Over [1.22] 
Season 2 
Hello Nasty [2.01] 
Frank Stein [2.02] 
Commie Dawkins [2.03] 
The Girl Who Spied Wolf [2.04] 
Apocalypse Soon [2.05] 
The Sandman Cometh [2.06] 
The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth [2.07] 
Imaginary Fiend [2.08] 
- Merton: Clue! I used to love this game. Vince and I played this all the time. And to keep things interesting we award extra points for the really creative murderer.
- Tommy: Who is Vince?
- Merton: He was my imaginary friend.
- Vince: It's Vince, in the lair, with the lead pipe. And it's playtime!
- Vince: You locked Vince up in that chest too, little buddy. But no hurt feelings, Vince is back and it's p-p-p-playtime!
- Merton: I don't wanna p-p-p-play with my imaginary friend!
- Merton: It's Merton, in the lair, freaking out!