Bil Keane
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Bil Keane (born October 5, 1922) is an American cartoonist best known for his work on the long-running newspaper comic The Family Circus, which began its run in 1960 and continues syndication.
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- Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.
- A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
- They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.
- Grandmas are good at hugging because they've had years and years of practice
- Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
- Real friends don't hafta keep talking all the time.
- Anytime you're ready, Daddy, I'll be sitting outside growing older.
- Grandma says if y'want to leave footprints in the sands of time, you should wear work boots.
- "What's the magic word to get what you want?" "Grandma!"
- Santa watches for naughty stuff in December, then God takes over all the other months.
- I'll be glad when my voice changes. Maybe somebody will listen to me then.
- Golf's real easy. You just hit the ball, then shake your head and say 'Oh, no, no!'
- I like dogs 'cause if you're doing something stupid, they don't yell at you. They do it with you.
