Brandy & Mr. Whiskers
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Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (2004-2006) was an American animated television series about a snobbish dog and a hyperactive rabbit that get stuck in the Amazon Rain Forest together. It is televised in the United States by Disney Channel. It currently airs on Toon Disney.
[edit] Season 1
[edit] Mr. Whiskers' First Friend [1.1]
- Mr. Whiskers: [knocking on Brandy's carrier] Howdy, neighbor! I'm Mr. Whiskers. What's your name?
- Brandy Harrington: [from inside] Uh, it's on my carrier, Einstein! In rhinestones!
- Mr. Whiskers: [trying to read the rhinestones] Mmm, Brr-aaa-tty. Ah! Haha! Bratty!
- Brandy Harrington: [bursting out of her carrier] Not bratty, you flea motel, Brandy! Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons.
- Mr. Whiskers: [sarcastically] Well, Bratty was pretty close I'd say.
- Brandy: You’ve got to be kidding me; this is not a mall! Malls have stores and movie theaters and food courts! Not filthy animals bathing in their own drinking water!
[edit] The Babysitter's Flub [1.2]
- Brandy Harrington: [sunbathing when a Lemur walks across her gut] Oof! Hey, any chance I could get a fruit plate or something?
- Lemur Monkey: Fruit for ze pooch? [a bunch of lemurs rattle the tree, bombarding Brandy with fruit. Her head gets stuck inside a coconut.]
- Brandy Harrington: Fruit [pulls off the coconut] plate? [A plate is dropped on her head, side first] Ow! No wonder they call it a jungle.
- Brandy Harrington: [sees Mama Croc trying to eat Whiskers] Hey! Spit him out. Now!
- Mr. Whiskers: Ack. Patooey! A little dental floss wouldn't kill you, sister!
- Mama Croc: Oh, are you his babysitter?
- Brandy Harrington: Unfortunately. Yeah.
- Mama Croc: I'm Mrs. Croc. You can call me Mama.
- Mr. Whiskers: I gotta few others things I'm thinking of calling you.
[edit] To the Moon, Whiskers! [1.3]
- Mr. Whiskers: (to Boris) I want to be you.
- Boris: You want to be fifty-year old monkey with a diaper rash?
- Cheryl: Yeah, it's hard being the cute one.
- Meryl: How would you know?
- Cheryl: Excuse my sister, she can't see straight from the black eye I'm gonna give her. (as they start to fight)
[edit] Cyranosaurus Rex [1.4]
- Brandy: Oh, freaky bug-eyed monkey thingy, I'm so sorry. I was so mean to you and you saved me, and I don't even know your name.
- Freaky Monkey: [jumps up and kisses Brandy] You can call me Vegas, baby, because I just hit the jackpot!
- Brandy: I am sucker for love.
- Mr. Whiskers: Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish.
- Brandy: Ugh! You may not get it now, but just wait. Some day it'll happen to you, too.
[edit] Lack of Brains vs. Brawns [1.5]
- Brandy: I'm never coming outside again!
- Mr. Whiskers: Me neither! Terror has a new name: Lester!
- Brandy: This is it! The watering hole! The place to be seen; the social nexus of the Amazon!
[edit] The No-Sleep Over [1.6]
- Mr. Whiskers: [after being swallowed by a big snake] This is gonna cost 'em!
- Ed: Oh, yeah!
- Brandy: [grabbing Mr. Whiskers ears and dropping him across the room] Okay, don't take this personally, but you're an embarrassment, a disgrace and an eyesore.
- Mr. Whiskers: And I shouldn't take this personally?
[edit] The Fashion Fascist [1.7]
[edit] Happy Birthdays [1.8]
- Brandy: Okay, is it possible to work even slower?
- Ed: You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible.
- Brandy: I was totally being sarcastic.
- Ed: (sarcastic) Oh well it shames me to admit it Miss Brandy but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like "Hey sarcastic comment coming" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.
[edit] Funky Bunny [1.9]
- Brandy: (after the party is over) Thank you, Whiskers, you saved the ball!
- Mr. Whiskers: I had to Brandy; it was your moment to shine.
- Brandy: (touched) I did, but you're the one who shined.
- C+M: (in unison) I'm taking Germaine.
- Cheryl: You're taking Germaine?! Since when!?
- Meryl: Since he asked me.
- Cheryl: Check yourself before you wreck yourself. He asked me!
[edit] The Going Bananas Republic [1.10]
- Brandy: Oh my gosh, we're worse than Gaspar! What would a true leader do at a time like this! Oh, I know, blame somebody else! (singles out a small animal) Hey you, you're taking the fall, beat it!
- Mr. Whiskers: (about his campaign platform) Shouldn't I be discussing the issues? Or at least know what they are?
- Brandy: This is an election, let's stay away from the issues.
[edit] Lame Boy [1.11]
- Mr. Whiskers: What’s that one feeling where you think you've experienced something before?
- Brandy: Déjà vu.
- Mr. Whiskers: No, that's not it, it's like a weird déjà-vu feeling where you think you've experienced something before?
- Brandy: [yelling] Déjà vu!
- Mr. Whiskers: No, no, no, it's that one feeling that I'm feeling right now.
- Brandy: [screaming] Déjà Stinkin' Vu!
[edit] Taking Paws [1.12]
- Brandy Harrington: Whiskers, you brought your friend into this house, you get him out!
- Mr. Whiskers: But he will eat me!
- Brandy Harrington: I can only hope!
- Brandy Harrington: [happily] Whiskers, I can't believe it! How did you finally get rid of that annoying cat?
- Mr. Whiskers: Oh, I used a little thing called my brain.
[edit] Skin of Eeeeeeeevil!!! [1.13]
- Mr. Whiskers: (to Lola, with haunted house music) Begone, foul spirit! Torment me not!
[edit] A Bunny on My Back [1.14]
- Gaspar: (about trying to get Brandy and Whiskers apart) It's a big job, but I can do it.
- Brandy: Just do it! I don't have alot of time.
- Gaspar: There's one small issue I need to bring up.
- Brandy: What?
- Gaspar: Well, when my monkey army rips you apart... well sometimes they actually rip you apart.
- Brandy: You big, stupid selfish baby! You're ruining everything.
- Mr. Whiskers: (about Arturo) You won't say that when comes back with a fork and knife!
[edit] Lucky Rabbit's Feet [1.15]
[edit] Blind Ambition [1.16]
[edit] Dear Diary [1.17]
- Mr. Whiskers: (reading from Brady's diary, in a snobish voice) I'd rather staple my ears shut than listen to another one of Cheryl and Meryl's stupid fights!
- Mr. Whiskers: The diary is off my must-read list. (waits two-seconds and than make a grab for the book) Gimme, gimme, gimme! (hovering over a cliff)
- Brandy: Learn your lesson?!?
- Mr. Whiskers: (somewhat strangled voice) No really. (falls down the cliff) Still haven't learned my leasson!!!
[edit] Less Than Hero [1.18]
[edit] Flim-Flam Fever [1.19]
- Brandy: (nursing the jungle animals after they all get sick) Ugh! What did I do to deserve this?
- Mr. Whiskers: Lied to all of us for your own selfish reasons!
[edit] Private Antics, Major Problems [1.20]
[edit] Curse of the Vampire Bat [1.21]
- Vlad: I am a vampire bat!!!
- Brandy: Oh no, Whiskers, Vlad has turned you into one of his mindless, undead minions.
- Vlad: What? He is not my minion.
- Mr. Whiskers: But mindless, guilty as charged
[edit] The Monkey's Paw [1.22]
[edit] Tree Huggin' Bunny [1.23]
[edit] The Big Game [1.24]
- Brandy: I'm sorry Ed, forgive and forget?
- Ed: Well, Miss Brandy, one nice thing about having slick fur is that offenses like that just slide right off.
- Mr. Whiskers: (to Brandy, after Ed wins for the opposing team) Did you know Ed could play like that, because if you did, it was really stupid for you to trade him to Gaspar!
[edit] On Whiskers, on Lola, on Cheryl, on Meryl [1.25]
[edit] Pedigree, Schmedigree [1.26]
[edit] The Howler Bunny [1.27]
[edit] Bad Hare Day [1.28]
[edit] Paw and Order [1.29]
[edit] One of a Kind [1.30]
- Brandy: Maybe there's something else we have in common. What's your favorite group?
- Mr. Whiskers: Oh! The vegetable group and the focus group. I also like grouper fish.
- Grouper Fish: But we don't like you!
- Brandy: I meant, musical group.[Mr. Whiskers drools.] *##$&, it would be nice to have a conversation with someone who actually knows what I'm talking about.
- Mr. Whiskers: Are you kidding me? We have tons in common! We both have fur, tails, two eyes, and we're both self-centered and materialistic. Wait, no — that's just you.
- Tiffany: I can't believe I'm lost in this fog-infested mudhole!
- Mr. Whiskers: Well, get used to it, sister!
- Tiffany: <censored phrase spoken twice> There's intelligent life here! [Jungle animals pop out and laugh.]
- Mr. Whiskers: Hey!
- Tiffany: I'm Tiffany, Tiffany Turlington of the Texas Turlingtons, and I need to get out of here, @#, pronto!
- Mr. Whiskers: Well, that sounds familiar, doesn't it? Don't go anywhere!
- Tiffany: #@ I have an option?
- Tiffany: My family is on #**#@* (an echo tour), &*&* -
- B+T: (unison) See the rain-forest before they turn it into a mall. (both squeal and giggle)
(Brandy's line censored)
- Tiffany: Let them turn it into a mall.
(Brandy exclaims, both giggle mindlessly)
- Whiskers: Wow, I thought my spring-loaded underwear was cool. (thrown offscreen)
- B+T: Ηττημένος.
- Tiffany: When they come to get me, we'll take you home, too.
- Brandy: That'd be * awesome.
- Tiffany: Sweet!
- Brandy: #%$@$ sweet!
[edit] Believe in the Bunny [1.31]
[edit] Two Heads Are Not Better Than One [1.32]
[edit] Bad Brandy [1.33]
[edit] Trouble in Store [1.34]
[edit] Payback [1.35]
[edit] Mini-Whiskers [1.36]
[edit] Radio Free Bunny [1.37]
[edit] The Show Must Go Wrong [1.38]
[edit] Whiskers the Great [1.39]
[edit] Freaky Tuesday [1.40]
- Brandy: [showing Lola her five-toed foot] Great toenails are fashioned.
- Whiskers: And you should know, you're the (suddenly yelling) Queen of dumb ideas!!
- Brandy: I don't have dumb ideas-!
- Whiskers: Oh yeah? Then what do you call teaching a snake how to do a pedicure!?
- Lola: The bunny [Whiskers] has a point.
- Brandy: You and me ^^ don't work, Whiskers; we're @#*, water and oil.
- Whiskers: (meekly) I know; I heard the theme song, too.
Day two in the episode. Brandy notices, something's amiss...
- Brandy: [She tries to remove rabbit ears from her head, letting out a nasal squeal] Whiskers! What'd you do!?
- Whiskers: [gluing a tail to [her] bottom] <Valley Girl tone> Whiskers? Nono, I am Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons. Perhaps you've heard of them?
- Brandy: [She is wearing Whiskers's outfit doctored for her proportions] Ohkeh, I know you need to get a life, but that doesn't mean you can take mine!
(Whiskers's next line censored for cultural protection.)
- Brandy: You might think that sounds like me, but no-one in *&#$&#*&^#$@@*&!! would ever mistake you for me.
- Lola Boa: Hey, Brandy. What's up?
Later, down by the Amazon River...
- Whiskers: <sentence censored> It was $&!@&*#& amazing! Everybody #*&%#@%$!@@ was there. It was &! the best day [I had] ever [experienced].
- Lola: <exclaims> Sounds cool!
(Margo speaks this censored line)
- Meryl: I wish I was there.
- Cheryl: Me too.
[edit] The Brain of My Existance [1.41]
[edit] Season 2
[edit] Get a Job [2.42]
[edit] Jungle Makeover [2.43]
[edit] Pop Goes the Jungle [2.44]
[edit] Wolfie: Prince of the Jungle [2.45]
[edit] The Tell-Tale Shoes [2.46]
- Brandy: [after trying relentlessly to return the shoes] I'm sorry, you were right. I should have just saved up the six hundred and ten shiny rocks.
- Mr. Whiskers: [exasperated] For one pair of shoes?
- Brandy Harrington: That's what I said! Forgive me?
- Mr. Whiskers: Sure I do. Now lets get these things back to the store!
[edit] Time For Waffles [2.47]
- Mr. Whiskers: (panicing as her runs to Brandy and Melvin) Pumas! Me! Dinner!
- Brandy: (disparingly about Whiskers' really bright smile) I don't believe you. Must you take everything too far?!?
[edit] Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member [2.48]
[edit] Where Everybody Knows Your Shame [2.49]
[edit] Better Off Wet [2.50]
[edit] Loathe Triangle [2.51]
[edit] Pet Peeves [2.52]
[edit] What Price Dignity?! (Cheap!) [2.53]
[edit] You've Got Snail [2.54]
[edit] The Magic Hour [2.55]
[edit] Net of Lies [2.56]
- Mr. Whiskers: So, you weren't kidnapped by fireflies?
- Brandy: No, Whiskers, I wasn't.
- Mr. Whiskers: Wow, embarrassing.
- Brandy: You think? You only humiliated me in front of every girl in the Amazon and Gaspar, not to mention my all-time favorite band in the world, Sugar Toad!
- Mr. Whiskers: Actually, I was talking about how you lied to me and than it blew up right in your face.
- Brandy: Oh, yeah, that. That wasn't my best moment, either. I'm sorry I lied to you, Whiskers.
- Mr. Whiskers: Well, at least we got to see some fireflies and Sugar Toad for the few minutes they were running away from us.
- Brandy: Yeah. I had no idea that fireflies would be so beautiful.
- Mr. Whiskers: Yeah, or so unforgiving... [to his troop as they are chased around] Just keep running, guys! See, this kind of thing that should've been in the book.
