Brothers & Sisters

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Brothers & Sisters is an Emmy Award-winning American dramatic television series which centers around the upper class Walker family and their lives in Los Angeles, California.

It premiered on ABC on September 24, 2006 after Desperate Housewives and airs Sundays. The acting ensemble includes two-time Oscar-winning actress Sally Field, Golden Globe-winning actresses Calista Flockhart and Rachel Griffiths. Sally Field won the 2007 Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series for her role as Nora Walker in the series. Rachel Griffiths was also nominated in the Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series category.

On February 11, 2008, ABC picked up Brothers & Sisters for the 2008-09 television season, which will be the show's third season.

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[edit] 1.01: Patriarchy

William(to Kitty): We're here all together, and I must announce with some trepidation, you're no longer grounded.
Justin: When she was fourteen, she was grounded indefinitely.
Jonathon:What for?
Kitty: Oh, it had something to do with cigarettes and surf wax.
Tommy: ...And shoplifting and a boy named Pablo
Justin: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Tommy: The answer is no, you can't borrow my surfboard, no, I don't have any money to lend you and yes, girls still think you're cute. I'm kidding.

[edit] 1.08: Mistakes Were Made, Part 1.

[Kevin and Kitty are having coffee at an outdoor cafe.]
Kevin: You're the lying whore of the family!
Kitty: And you're the stuck-up bitch!

[edit] 1.03: Affairs of State

Justin:It's too much? You want to know what's too much? She's HERE. Mom invited her here.
Kitty: What do you mean "she's here"?
Justin:I mean she's out there drinking mojitoes and...and wearing big jewelry!
Nora: Would you care for some more lamb?
Warren: What's going on?
Nora: What do you mean?
Warren: Well, why isn't anyone but us talking?
Nora: Oh...Well they all think that I don't know that my husband had an affair with that women Holly over there; a long one, with a cunning little cottage built for two to go with it. Yes, Warren you see they all think I'm living in the dark and they're terrified that I'm going to figure it all out tonight. And in their panic and obliviousness and their eagerness to handle me they've lost their very basic ability to conduct themselves in a social circumstance. It's very sad, but there it is...Will someone please pass the mango, peach salsa to Scotty.

[edit] 1.04: Family Portrait

Kitty: I could look after Cooper and Paige...
Sarah: No way! Our children are Democrats!

[edit] 1.07: Northern Exposure

Tommy: Hand me a screwdriver. You know what a screwdriver looks like, don't you?
Kevin: It's orange and comes in a glass with ice.
Kevin: You know, this whole anonymity thing is a joke. If it gets well dressed and witty, it's mine.
Justin:You don't stand a chance. My little dudes have been at war.
Kevin: and stoned for the last ten years. Mine are effective.
Tommy: Okay, that's enough sperm talk for the rest of my life.

[edit] 1.09: Mistakes Were Made, Part 2

Kitty: So I have an interview with Senator McCallister but then when I come back I'd love to help.
Nora: Oh Kitty, sweetie-pie I don't know how to say this delicately but I'm not cremating anything.
Kitty: You know I am an excellent cook, in fact some people even call me a chef.
Nora: Some with a really good sense of humor.

[edit] 1.13 Something Ida This Way Comes

(Kevin and Tommy have hidden the alcohol because Justin is out of rehab.)

Nora: Where did they hide the booze? Tell me, really, I'm not joking.
Saul: Nora, if I knew where it was I'd be drunk by now

(Kitty and Robert enter a closet)

Robert: If this is where you keep the wine, where do you keep your clothes?
Kitty: Shut your mouth and come on. Shut the door.

(Robert shuts the door and looks around)

Robert: I am having like a fifth grade flashback of Deena Segerson and seven minutes in heaven.

(He looks at Kitty who is pouring glasses of wine)

Robert: Have you always been a closet drinker?
Kitty: Are you done?
Robert: No, I'll think of some more
Kevin: OK. Whatever, where did you hide the wine? I need to get grandma a drink ASAP?
Tommy: It's in the closet.
Kitty: You put the wine in my closet.

(Kevin walks over to the closet & opens the door)

Kitty: Is your little boyfriend in there?

(Laughs)

Kevin: (Yelling from closet): He's not my boyfriend

[edit] 1.16: The Other Walker

Sarah: (To Holly) You've done nothing but cause my family pain, so if your perfect little world has come crashing down around you because the truth has finally come out, you know what, join the damn club!

[edit] 1.18 Three Parties

Justin:I should have a black eye for as long as possible to remind me never to be a chivalrous ass.
Kevin: I wish I was a chivalrous ass instead of being just wholly an ass.

(Arriving in Castroville)

Sarah: There's something weird about this.
Kitty: What?
Sarah: This town.
Kitty: Oh, was the giant man made artichoke in the town square your first clue?
Sarah: No, though that was odd

[edit] 1.19: Game Night

Robert: From what I hear, Kevin's a serial dater.
Kitty: No, no, no, he just, you know, no, he was just picking the wrong guys.
Robert: Please Kitty, you used the phrase, and I'm quoting here, man whore.
Rebecca: Okay, I never really had brothers and sisters so I don't know how big families work, um, maybe this is the normal thing to do you know, just do things in a clump, like you all get together, solve problems.
Kevin: No, no, we tend to make things worse and then blame each other.
Sarah: Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.

(Talking about game night)

Julia: Was that the night Kitty threw the trophy at your head?
Tommy: Yeah, that was it. 12 stitches.
Kitty: No, 6. It was 6 stitches and I tossed it you-
Tommy: Threw it.
Kitty: And you just somehow couldn't catch it.
Kitty: (Trying to set Kevin up with Jason McCallister) He's completely your type.
Kevin: What, attractive and emotionally unavailable?
Kitty: No, that would be you.

[edit] 1.20: Bad News

Nora:This is not a class. You're asking me out. Is this because I wouldn't go out on a date with you? If it is mister, let me tell you this is sexual harassment and I don't plan to take that lying down.
Mark August:The jokes that are running through my head right now.
Nora: Well keep them there.
Paige: Uncle Kevin, can I ask you a question?
Kevin: How come I got all the good looks in the family?
Paige: Connect four (while playing the game Connect Four).
Kevin: What? Where?
Paige: One two three four, I win.
Kevin: What, whoa, what? Wait…were you distracting me? That was a set-up?
Paige: Yeah.
Kevin: Wow, great strategy. Wait till you’re old enough for game night.

[edit] 1.21: Grapes of Wrath

(At the vineyard)

Sarah: What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here?
Tommy: Uh, follow Kevin around
Kitty: Oh it's not. It's not top, secret. But it, yes it's a. It is, it's a very sensitive national security thing. I'm sorry that's all I can say about it.
Kevin: I'm sorry "thing"?
Sarah: That's why McCallister gave you a bag of lingerie to take with you. Oh yeah, I can see the faith of the free world hangs in the balance.
Justin:Apparently that's not the only thing that's hanging.
Kitty: Oh that's funny Justin. When did you get to be so funny.

[edit] 2.02: An American Family

Kitty: Are you in pain?
Justin:No, no. They gave me a nerve block, so I don't feel anything from the waist down.
Kevin: Great. At least the female population of Pasadena will be safe for a while.

[edit] 2.05: Domestic Issues

Rebecca: Oh my god, you’re such a gossip. This is killing you isn’t it? All right, lay it on me.
Justin:I heard Mom on the phone and she definitely used the word pregnant, and Kitty’s the only one of us having sex right now.

[edit] 2.07: 36 Hours

Justin:What are you now, like 35 years old? Have you ever had a relationship that’s lasted longer than three weeks? You walk around in your suit and tie pretending that you’re a man, but really you’re just a scared little boy.
Kevin: Actually, I have a boyfriend, and I have for quite awhile now…….
Justin:…big freaking whoop ..and what is she doing here?
Holly: I’m here for my daughter.
Justin:In case you haven’t noticed, she’s been living here all summer. Wishing she was a Walker. You too are exactly alike. You’ll do anything. No I’m sorry — screw anyone to be a part of this family!

[edit] 2.08: Something New

Kevin: Well, if you rule out all the democrat you're basically left with Ted Nugent, Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top!
Sarah: Well, I'm a democrat and I lost my virginity to "She's Got Legs"!
Justin: Eww wow! Crossing the line Sarah!
Tommy: Mine was the "Dirty Dancing" theme!
Kevin: Wow! Be gayer!!
Sarah: I bet Kitty's was "Talk radio"! Hey, Justin?
Justin:Don't look at me! I'm not having this conversation in front of mom!
Nora: Oh, please! Pink Floyd's "The Wall", Gabby Clyner, 10th grade!
Justin:You know that?
Kevin: I have two first sex soundtracks, girl and guy.
Kitty: Okay now stop, stop you guys, please you're ruining all music for me.
Robert: Sorry I'm late
Justin: It's alright buddy
Nora: Robert, what song did you lose your virginity to?
Kevin: Mom!
Kitty:Well we're just trying to figure out our wedding song.
Robert:Interesting methodology, uhhm, Endless love!
Everybody:Aaaah!
Robert: Yeah ok.

[edit] 2.10: The Feast of Epiphany

Kevin: I can't believe I'm being forced to go to a dinner party just so Mom can impress a Republican she has the hots for.
Scotty:You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man
Justin: Uh, not that I don't love thumbing through gay porn… I'm sorry, male clothing catalogs… But what am I doing here, bro?
Kevin: Be nice or I'll put you on the mailing list

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