Bully

Bully, also known as Canis Canem Edit (Latin for "dog eat dog") in the PAL region, is a video game developed by Rockstar Vancouver and published by Rockstar Games. The player controls Jimmy Hopkins, who ends up enrolled at Bullworth Academy, a fictional boarding school, when his newly married mother and fifth new stepfather go on her year-long honeymoon cruise.

Jimmy Hopkins

• Mom, why'd you marry that phony? What's wrong with you? I can't believe this.
• So here I am, at probably the worst school in the country, whose alumni are nothing but arms dealers, serial killers, and corporate lawyers. Real scum. And that old creep thinks he can tame me? We shall see, my friend. I only give people what they have coming to them.
• It's America! We go in with threats and bribes 'till get what we want! If all else fails, we beat the crap out of everyone.
• Here I am, suddenly the king of the school. I never meant for things to turn out this way. I just wanted to control a couple of psycho kids and be left alone. But now I guess I'm certainly going to live the good life.

Gary Smith

• Hey, relax, friend, you're all pent up. Go easy or they'll put you on medication. They did to me, boy, nearly sent me insane.
• Friends? Friends are for the weak!
• [When Jimmy asks, "What's your problem, man?"] Well, ADD, primarily. Also life, my parents, this school, Western civilization- but really, honestly, enough about me. Oh! [Grabs Pete] I see you've met the dorm's mascot. Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce Femboy! The girliest boy in school. Petey, don't you have some imaginary friends to go annoy?
• [When Pete tells Gary to leave him alone] Pfft. Look at you! [mocking voice] 'Leave me alone, Gary! I'm really self-important now that I've finally hit pubery! [normal voice] What's your problem? I'm just being nice to the new kid, as he passes through Bullworth on his inevitable journey to prison.
• It's "sink or swim", my friend. And if you're good at swimming, you gotta let the losers drown.
• [When Jimmy says "What?"] What? Wut, wut, wut- duhhh. Can't you say anything else? Ha ha ha... You know what, Petey? You were right. Jimmy is pretty dumb.
• [To Petey] Don't you lie. Because you know what happens to liars? We kick them in the BALLS! [Kicks Petey in the balls and laughs]
• Come on, James- let's go try out this new slingshot I heard you had. Don't worry, friend- nothing escapes my notice. You and me- we can do things.
• [When Jimmy calls him boring] Boring? I'm boring? You're none too interesting yourself, friend.
• I've got a good idea for some fun. Let's go out and torment someone really helpless and unfortunate.
• [When Petey says, "You know, you're not very nice, Gary"] And you're a loser, Petey. One of life's unfortunates.
• [On his treatment of Petey] I'm just toughening him up. Turning him into a man, or woman, or something.
• Do you know what torture it is to be thinking ALL the time? No, of course you don't.
• Let me see - uhh, it's Halloween. All the prefects are at some party and the teachers are 'entertaining' - I use the word loosely - the kids. No, I'd say the opportunities for fun are pretty much nil.
• Okay, here's the deal. We're going to feed Chad's dog some of this rancid meat. Wait for him to take a dump, and then...
• [To Jimmy] It's always about me with you! Me, me, me. I'm thinking bigger picture and you're worried about getting into trouble? You know what? You really are something.
• Time and tide wait for no man, my friend! But it seems they do wait for a wannabe tough guy who's nothing but a little girl.
• Oh, I'm so excited! I should've stoppped taking those pills ages ago.
• Yes, we've got to take care of Russell and his boys. Then, after that, take care of all the other cliques. Soon, this school will be ours.
• [When Jimmy says he doesn't want to take over the school] Yeah, well I do, pal, and I intend to get it!
• So, Jimmy boy - here we are - the hole, the place where this school separates the men from the boys, the wheat from the chaff and all that nonsense.
• I know you hate me, Jimmy boy. I know you've said all that stuff about me behind my back.
• Don't play innocent with me - you wanna run this school, I wanna run this school - only one of us is gonna make it - and it's gonna be me!
• [When Jimmy, after fighting Russell, asks, "Happy now?"] Ecstatic! I love watching two morons beat the crap out of each other!
• [When Jimmy, upon having Russell set on him by Gary, says he thought he and Gary were friends] Friends? You and me? I've taken dumps that had more brains than you, 'friend'. No, I'm taking over this school. And you're just a liability. See you around, moron.
• [On the school PA system] Your attention please: Jimmy is complete human trash!
• James, I've been waiting! Let the games begin.
• [While watching other kids fight] It's like watching dogs mate!
• [When Jimmy kicks Gary in the balls] OWWW! You can't do that!

• You're too trusting, Jimmy. From the start you were pathetically naive... Poor little Jimmy, all alone at big scary Bullworth. Under fire from Russell and his goons, desperate for help. So sad, so hopeless, just needing a friend. Any friend. You were so easy to manipulate, Jimmy. Once we were friends, it was all so clear. You had your lust for power, but without the intelligence to back it up. Using you as pawn was so wonderfully obvious. Let Jimmy have his fun. Let him play his childish little games with Earnest, Ted, Derby, Johnny and Edgar, and just wait for the right moment to swoop in and take it all. It was like lining up dominos. It all fell together so perfectly. While you were off wasting your time with whores like Lola, I was in the dorm, planning. While you were racing bikes, while you were playing at the carnival like a child, my plan was coming together... Any regrets, Jimmy? Looking forward to the wasteland that your life is about to become? After you're expelled for your antics over the last few weeks you won't have anywhere left to go.

Seth Kolbe

• No need for complex reasons when simple beating will do!
• MAGGOT, YOU'RE GONNA MOW THE LAWN AT BULLWORTH!
• DO NOT GO THE WRONG WAY!
• Hopkins, that is the wrong way!
• Why are you wearing those pants?!
• You're an evildoer!
• You have it coming!
• Hopkins, why are you not in class?
• You could do a little public service, it'll do you good. Go mow the lawn.
• Time to pay the faculty for all their kindness!
• EVIL DOER!
• I'll beat you later Hopkins!
• Those clothes says "PLEASE BEAT ME"!
• I can't wait for someone to break a rule, so I can beat them.
• Is that shirt some sort of a joke, Hopkins?

Edward Seymour

• Come out to play!
• Vengeance will be mine, Hopkins!
• Look it here, a little trespasser.
• This is going to hurt you, more than me, wuss!
• You'll rue the day, Jimmy. You'll rue the day.
• (after Jimmy kicks Edward in the balls) Yeow, my nards!

Dr. Crabblesnitch

• Tell me, Hopkins, why should I waste my time on you? [When Jimmy says he doesn't know] Because it's my calling!

• [When Jimmy complains that Bullworth is full of bullies] Nonsense, that's just school spirit! Hijinks. Why, in my day we thought nothing of castrating the new boys. I want you to stop this nonsense, Hopkins. I want you to behave yourself. You might learn something.

• [After Gary and Jimmy fall through the glass cieling over his office] Smith! I heard the whole thing! You're expelled!

• [After being told by Jimmy that Mr. Burton was hitting on Zoe] Burton? Well, he's fired! I hope he rots in Hell!

• [To Jimmy, after realizing fully who he and Gary are] Yes, I think I may have judged you a little unfairly, boy. Yes, a little rough around the edges, but you're a diamond, boy! A diamond!

• No expulsions this month... Am I growing soft?

Mr. Hattrick

• Children are like dogs, they only learn through frequent punishment.

Derby Harrington

• Leadership is all about looking after those you lead! My father told me that...right before he laid everyone off.

• You filthy democrat!

Ray

• I don't know why my mom won't let me have sugar. Because this feels awesome!

• They say children imitate video game characters, but I have not yet turned into a mustached plumber!

Gord

• First cousins is legal, my friend! Legal!

Others

• Karen: (asking for a favor) Do you think maybe you'd please help me?

• Melody: I don't care if you call me a snitch; I'm telling!

• Beatrice: You think you scare me? Only a little bit!!

• Algie: What I hate most about school is that my mom can't read me my bedtime stories.

• Zoe: I only date older men. Or junkies. They're so... Romantic.

• Algie: No, no, no! You cannot use diplomacy to make the elf princess do that!

• Norton: If I could paint, I would paint sunsets like Ponyboy. Stay gold, Ponyboy!

• Norton: It's like a pyramid scheme. Only I get all your money and I may or may not beat you.

• Constantinos: They say positive thinkers outlive pessimists. Great! I'm gonna die young AND miserable!

• Gordon: (After being kicked in the balls) I'll sue your ass if I ever have stupid kids!

• Kirby: (When attacking) Here comes your poundcake!

• Chad: (After being kicked in the balls) Oh! My family jewels! My lillyeds destroyed! Oh...

• Cop: I ALWAYS get my man! That didn't sound gay did it?

• Kirby: (After getting kicked in the balls) Thank you sir, may I have some more?

• Lefty: (when attacking) Let me clean that spot on your face!!!

• Constantinos: This whole school is rotten to the core.

• Algie: Why hasn't mommy called me yet? I wonder if she's mad at me.

• Tad (while fighting): You're going to the prep school in the sky.

• Fatty: Why is my underwear all squishy?

• Damon: I'm going to bust your gut up and watch you bleed!

• Algie: (When kicked in the balls) Ohhhh, critical hit!!!

• Nurse McRae: I've never been a fan of caring for children.

• Mr.Luntz: I could have been something better than this.

• Edna : Why do I care about some stupid health inspector?

• Ms.Carvin: I can never smile genuinly.

• Neil: Listen up, this is more complicated than a government plot!

• Mr.Wiggins: I see... Noooo!!! I'm afraid I don't actually!

• Dr.Watts: What are you doing in here? Oh right... Class...

• Dr.Slawter: Would you like some ethanol from my lab? Makes the worries go away wonderfully...

• Mr.Galloway: So nice to see your spirit before it's beaten out of you.

• Ms.Phillips: There's the pearl necklace... I still remember the first one I got.

• Mr.Burton: Ah dodgeball, how I love the sound of boys crying in the morning.

• Ms. Danvers: Students are reminded that ridiculous haircuts reflect badly. Not only at themselves but on the Academy as a whole.

• Johnny Vincent: Ain't nobody making a fool of Johnny Vincent!

• Ted: Dude as soon as I graduate, I'm going to show Ms.Phillips how I play college ball (laugh)

• Edward Seymour: You can't hide from the pain train!!!

• Earnest Jones: I've only been victimized six time this day. So far so good!!!

• Max MacTavish: I need more growth hormone...

• Algie: I've been reading a lot about snakes recently. They're slimy!

• Damon: One day I'm going to fight a gorilla.

• Algie: (taunting) Loser pants!!

• Algie: Pathetic loser? I'm not a pathetic loser. Mom says I'm not!

• Algie: Stinky breath!

• Algie: I think I broke something. Everything.

• Algie: You're such a num-num!!!

• Algie: My Mom says lots of kids pee in their beds and it's totally normal.

• Wade: Guess, what time it is, yep? Time for a beatdown!

Dialogue

Mrs. Hopkins: Jimmy, please say something.

Rich Guy: James...

Jimmy: What? Who're you? Mom, I thought you told me never to talk to strangers.

Mrs. Hopkins: Like I said before, Jimmy, please be nice to your new stepfather.

Jimmy: OK, Rich Guy, I love it that you're twice as old as my grandfather and you're fat and bald.

Mrs. Hopkins: That's enough! I've had it with you, you little brat!

Rich Guy: You've upset your mother! I've got half a mind to beat you!

Jimmy: Half a mind is right. Suddenly, he realizes!

Mrs. Hopkins: I can't believe you, you little monster! We'll deal with you when we get back from our honeymoon, next year.

Rich Guy: Here we are, boy. Bullworth Academy. Have fun, Jimmy. I'll think of you from our cruise ship. [Mrs. Hopkins laughs]

Jimmy: Whatever.

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Seth: What is that in your hand? [Tackles Jimmy, confiscating his weapons] Weapons are for Prefects ONLY.

Russell: Nooo!! Get off my little buddy! [Pounds chest and roars, as prefects run away] Hold still so Russell can smash you!

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Jimmy: Hey man, what's your problem?

Gary: Well, ADD primarily, but also life, my parents, this school, Western Civilization, but hey, honestly, enough about me. Oh!

[Grabs Pete and pulls him beside himself]

Gary: I see you've met the dorm's mascot. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Femboy, the girliest boy in school! Petey, haven't you got some imaginary friends to go annoy?

Pete: Why don't you just leave me alone, Gary?

Gary: [Scoffs] Look at you. [Mocking voice] Leave me alone, Gary! I'm really self-important now that I've finally hit puberty. [Normal voice] What's your problem? I'm just being nice to the new kid, as he passes through Bullworth on his inevitable journey to prison.

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Dr. Crabblesnitch: Ah, Hopkins. Now, I'm not one to give in to popular sentiment-

Jimmy: You can tell that by your clothes.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: What?

Jimmy: I'm saying you dress great.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: [Somewhat confused] Irrelevant. As I was saying, I am not a people-pleaser. But in your case I'm going to make an exception.

Jimmy: An exception? Cool.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: Yes- you are without a doubt the least popular boy in this school right now, even that fat child who wets himself is more popular than you. Coincidentally, it has also come to my attention that you are a filthy, dirty, foul-mouthed awful little vandal.

Jimmy: Yeah, well, we already knew that.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: Very droll. A comedian 'till the end. Well, you'll have to pursue your comedic talents elsewhere boy; Bullworth is not for you.

Jimmy: I'm not the one who's funny. You know what's funny? You. You're a joke, you old creep. You and your stuck-up, lame-ass school, with its bullies, sex-pest teachers. This place is a dump, and you're a big-nosed freak. This school rewards losers and bullies. I just stand up to them.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: You painted obscene graffiti on the town hall, boy. I have it on good authority it was you.

Jimmy: Oh, yeah? Then who squealed? Tell me that.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: A commendable pupil did feel the need to tell me you were responsible for this outrage.

Jimmy: Gary Smith! Look, I may have painted a few jokes on the town hall, but that kid likes to torture people.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: Gary Smith is the next head of this school. He is responsible, courteous, and not afraid of being an unpopular leader.

Jimmy: You are blind, old man! Blind!

Dr. Crabblesnitch: And you are leaving. I tried to contact your mother, but she's still off on a cruise. Until I hear from her, I will have to let you stay here in your room, but you may not wear the school uniform or attend classes.

Jimmy: Ah, you gotta be kidding.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: You are leaving the academy to attend to your education elsewhere. Now get out!

Jimmy: Whatever, man.

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Edgar: How we gonna stop a load of kids from beating the crap out of each other?

Jimmy: It's America! We go in with threats and bribes until we get what we want! If all else fails, we beat the crap out of everyone; that's why I brought along backup!

[Gestures towards Russell]

Russell: Russell... likes to hurt people... for peace!

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Jimmy: Gary!

Gary: Moron!

Jimmy: Why'd you do it, Gary?

Gary: Why not? I won. I tricked everyone, starting with you, the head, the loser kids in town, *and* the prefects. Me! I won!

Jimmy: You're sad, man.

Gary: I might be sad but I run your world, moron, and don't you forget it. You did all my dirty work for me, Hopkins. You're like a puppet. Only dumber!

Jimmy: Whatever. Let's finish this!

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Gary: The thing is - if I win, you're just another punk. You win and you'll get sent away even quicker for beating up the head boy.

Jimmy: Why'd you do it, Gary?

Gary: Because I can! Because making little people like you and the morons who run this place eat out of the palm of my hand feels great!

Jimmy: But I never did anything to you!

Gary: You would have - if I'd given you a chance. Face it! I'm smarter than you! [Yells triumphantly]

Jimmy: Oh, congratulations! You're smarter than me! You hate everyone and everyone hates you. Genius!

Gary: The head likes me. I tied him up, turn his dumb school into a battleground, got kids expelled - unfairly, put several others into therapy, and he still likes me!

Jimmy: [Shoves Gary] You're such a loser!

Gary: [Shoves back] Well, at least my mom doesn't make a living on her back!

Jimmy: [Furious] You're dead!

[Jimmy pushes Gary hard, and the two fall off the bell tower to a section of scaffolding a few feet below]

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Johnny Vincent: Hello, Gord. Seems like you've been messing where you ought not.

Gord: No, cousins are legal... Oh, you mean Lola.

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Derby: Gentlemen! It takes more than victory to become a champion! It takes breeding, and nepotism, and snobbery! (To Bif, who just lost a boxing match to Jimmy) You filthy democrat! Gentlemen, are we going to let some gutter-snipe come in and beat our friend Bif?!

Preps: NO!

Derby: Then WHAT are we going to do?!

Preps: Beat him back to the ghetto!

Derby: YEAH!

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Jimmy: You pathetic wretch! Hiding behind your friends!

Derby: I'm simply leveraging the assets that I have and you don't---friends.

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Jimmy: Look I didn't say anything about your mom or farmyard animals..

Russell: You didn't?

Jimmy: No, but I want you to stop bullying weak kids!

Russell: Why?

Jimmy: Because there are a lot of kids in this place who need a beating and you're picking on the few who don't, so I want you to leave me and him [Points to Pete] alone.

Russell: Oh, okay...sorry...[To himself] Bad Russell!