Bully

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Bully, also known as Canis Canem Edit (Latin for "dog eat dog") in the PAL region, is a video game developed by Rockstar Vancouver and published by Rockstar Games. The player controls Jimmy Hopkins, who ends up enrolled at Bullworth Academy, a fictional boarding school, when his newly married mother and fifth new stepfather go on her year-long honeymoon cruise.

[edit] Jimmy Hopkins

• Mom, why'd you marry that phony? What's wrong with you? I can't believe this.
• So here I am, at probably the worst school in the country, whose alumni are nothing but arms dealers, serial killers, and corporate lawyers. Real scum. And that old creep thinks he can tame me? We shall see, my friend. I only give people what they have coming to them.
• Here I am, suddenly the king of the school. I never meant for things to turn out this way. I just wanted to control a couple of psycho kids and be left alone. But now I guess I'm certainly going to live the good life.
• My name is Hopkins , Jimmy Hopkins!
• (When you bully people) Don't struggle!

You'll learn to like it. We cool?

• (When apologizing) I didn't mean it. I was kidding. Please, not me!

[edit] Gary Smith

• Hey, relax, friend, you're all pent up. Go easy or they'll put you on medication. They did to me, boy, nearly sent me insane.
• Don't worry, Jimmy, it's only something I came up with. It's "sink or swim", my friend. And if you're good at swimming, you gotta let the losers drown.
• Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce Femboy! The girliest boy in our school. Say Petey, don't you have some imaginary friends to annoy?
• You know what, Petey? You were right. Jimmy is pretty dumb.
• Let me see - uhh, it's Halloween. All the prefects are at some party and the teachers are 'entertaining' - I use the word loosely - the kids. No, I'd say the opportunities for fun are pretty much nil.
• Okay, here's the deal. We're going to feed Chad's dog some of this rancid meat. Wait for him to take a dump, and then...
• It's always about me with you! Me, me, me. I'm thinking bigger picture and you're worried about getting into trouble? You know what? You really are something.
• So, Jimmy boy - here we are - the hole, the place where this school separates the men from the boys, the wheat from the chaff and all that nonsense.
• I know you hate me, Jimmy boy. I know you've said all that stuff about me behind my back.
• Don't play innocent with me - you wanna run this school, I wanna run this school - only one of us is going to make it - and it's gonna be me...
• Ecstatic! I love watching two morons beat the crap out of each other!
• Friends? You and me? I've taken dumps that had more brains than you, 'friend'. No, I'm taking over this school. And you're just a liability. See you around, moron.
• Your attention please: Jimmy is complete human trash!
• James, I've been waiting. Let the games begin.
• (While watching other kids fight) It's like watching dogs mate!
• You know what we do to liars around here? We kick them in the BALLS! (Kicks Petey in the balls)
• (When Jimmy kicks Gary in the balls) OWWW! You can't do that!

[edit] Dialogues

Mrs. Hopkins: Jimmy, please say something.

Rich Guy: James...

Jimmy: What? Who're you? Mom, I thought you told me never to talk to strangers.

Mrs. Hopkins: Like I said before, Jimmy, please be nice to your new stepfather.

Jimmy: OK, Rich Guy, I love it that you're twice as old as my grandfather and you're fat and bald.

Mrs. Hopkins: That's enough! I've had it with you, you little brat!

Rich Guy: You've upset your mother! I've got half a mind to beat you!

Jimmy: Half a mind is right. Suddenly, he realizes!

Mrs. Hopkins: I can't believe you, you little monster! We'll deal with you when we get back from our honeymoon, next year.

Rich Guy: Here we are, boy. Bullworth Academy. Have fun, Jimmy. I'll think of you from our cruise ship. [Mrs. Hopkins laughs]

Jimmy: Whatever.

Algie: What I hate most about school is that my mom can't read me my bedtime stories.

Seth: What is that in your hand? (Tackles Jimmy, confiscating his weapons) Weapons are for Prefects ONLY.

Russell: Nooo!! Get off my little buddy! (Pounds chest and roars, as prefects run away) Hold still so Russell can smash you!!

Algie: No, no, no! You cannot use diplomacy to make the elf princess do that!

Jimmy: Hey man, what's your problem?

Gary: Well, ADD primarily, but also life, my parents, this school, Western Civilization, but hey, honestly, enough about me.

Derby: Leadership is all about looking after those you lead! My father told me that...right before he laid everyone off.

Jimmy: An armed society is a polite society.

Edgar: How we gonna stop a load of kids from beating the crap out of each other?

Jimmy: It's America! We go in with threats and bribes until we get what we want! If all else fails, we beat the crap out of everyone; that's why I brought along backup!

(gestures towards Russell, a monosyllabic giant)

Russell: Russell... likes to hurt people... for peace!

Gary: The thing is - if I win, you're just another punk. You win and you'll get sent away even quicker for beating up the head boy.

Jimmy: Why did you do it, Gary?

Gary: Because I can. Because making little people like you and the morons who run this place eat the palm of my hands feels great.

Jimmy: I never did anything to you.

Gary: You would have - if I had given you a chance. Face it! I'm smarter than you.

Jimmy: Oh, congratulations! You're smarter than me! You hate everyone and everyone hates you. Genius!

Gary: The head likes me. I tied him up, turn his dumb school into a battleground, got kids expelled - unfairly, puts several others into therapy, and he still likes me!

Jimmy: You're such a loser!

Gary: Well, at least my mom doesn't make a living on her back.

Jimmy: You're dead!

Norton: If I could paint, I would paint sunsets like Ponyboy. Stay gold, Ponyboy!

Johnny Vincent: Hello, Gord. Seems like you've been messing where you ought not.

Gord: No, cousins are legal... Oh, you mean Lola

Derby: Gentlemen! It takes more than leadership to be a winner! It takes breeding, and nepotism, and snobbery! (To Bif, who just lost a boxing match to Jimmy) You filthy democrat! Gentlemen, are we going to let some gutter-snipe come in and beat our friend Bif?!

Preps: NO!

Derby: Then WHAT are we going to do?!

Preps: Beat him back to the ghetto!

Derby: YEAH!!

Jimmy: Derby you bastard! Hiding behind your friends!

Derby: I'm simply leveraging the assets that I have and you don't---friends.

Norton: It's like a pyramid scheme. Only I get all your money and I may or may not beat you.

Constantinos: They say positive thinkers outlive pessimists. Great! I'm gonna die young AND miserable!

Gordon: (After being kicked in the balls) I'll sue your ass if I ever have stupid kids!

Kirby: (When attacking) Here comes your poundcake!

Chad: (After being kicked in the balls) Oh! My Family jewels! my lillyeds destroyed! Oh....

Ray: They say children imitate video game characters, but I have yet turned into a mustached plumber!

Cop: I ALWAYS get my man! That didn't sound gay did it?

Kirby: (After getting kicked in the balls) Thank you sir, may I have some more?

Lefty: (When Attacking) Let me clean that spot on your face!!!

Constantinos: This whole school is rotten to the core.

Algie: Why hasn't mommy called me yet? I wonder if she's mad at me.

Tad (while fighting): You're going to the prep school in the sky.

Fatty: Why is my underwear all squishy?

Ray: I don't know why my mom won't let me have sugar. Because this feels awesome!

Jimmy: Look, Russel, I didn't say anything about your mom, or about little farmland animals.

Russel: You didn't? Oh...

Jimmy: No, but you need to stop bullying other kids just 'cuz they're smaller than you.

Russel: Why?

Jimmy: 'Cause they're are a lot of kids in this place who need a beating, and you're giving them to the ones who DON'T.

Russel: Oh, okay... Bad Russel...