Burn After Reading

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Burn After Reading is a 2008 black comedy film about the misadventures of an ex-intelligence analyst, a treasury agent and a woman who is trying to "re-invent" herself.

Directed by and written by Joel and Ethan Coen.
Intelligence is relative. (tagline)

Osbourne Cox[edit]

  • I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck! You're a Mormon! Next to you, we all have a drinking problem!

Harry Pfarrer[edit]

  • [Panicking, after having reflexively shot Chad in the head] Oh, my fuck! I shot a fucking spook! Who the fuck are you, you fucker!!


Palmer Smith: We're moving you out of Sigint entirely.
Osbourne Cox: What? There's no discussion?
Palmer Smith: Well we're having the discussion now.

Osbourne Cox: What did Kathleen say?
Katie Cox: What?
Osbourne Cox: When you left the message.
Katie Cox: That she would give you the message!

Harry Pfarrer: Is this goat cheese?
Osbourne Cox: Chevre, yes, that is a goat cheese.
Harry Pfarrer: Because I have lactose reflux. I can—
Osbourne Cox: You're lactose intolerant? Or you have acid reflux? They're two different things.
Harry Pfarrer: I know what they are.
Osbourne Cox: Then you misspoke.
Harry Pfarrer: [sarcastic] Well thank you for correcting me.
Katie Cox: [walking up] Try the chevre, Harry, it's very good.
Harry Pfarrer: Oh, yeah, I can eat goat cheese.

Chad Feldheimer: Throw it out?!
Linda Litzke: You can't do that! You should put a note up in the ladies' locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put a note up? "Highly classified shit found, Signals Intelligence shit, CIA shit? Hello? Did you lose your secret CIA shit?" I don't think so.

Katie Cox: What is going on?
Osbourne Cox: Some clown—a couple of clowns got a hold of my memoirs.
Katie Cox: Your what?
Osbourne Cox: Stole it or... I have no idea how they—
Katie Cox: Your what?
Osbourne Cox: My memoirs... the book I'm writing.
Katie Cox: Why in God's name would they think that's worth anything?!

Linda Litzke:Where's the money?
Chad Feldheimer: He hit me.
Linda Litzke: Where's the money!?.
Chad Feldheimer: [Pause] He didn't give it to me.

CIA Supervisor:Jesus Fucking Christ. What did we learn, Palmer?
Palmer Smith: I don't know sir.
CIA Supervisor: I don't fucking know either. I guess we learned not to do it again. I'm fucked if I know what we did.
Palmer Smith: Yes sir, it's hard to say.


  • Intelligence is relative.
  • A high stakes love life and Jewel CIA shelter.
  • Intelligence is only their job.


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