Cannonball Run II
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Cannonball Run II is a 1984 American comedy film, released by Warner Bros. and Golden Harvest. Like the original Cannonball Run, it is set around an illegal cross-country race.
Victor Prinzi[edit]
- My Aunt Millie took a vow of chastity. She had headaches allllll the time.
Other[edit]
- Shiek: Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.
Dialogue[edit]
- Don Canneloni: In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling...
- Slim: Uh, you said "prostitution" twice.
- Don Canneloni: Well, I like it.
- Fenderbaum: It's General Patton and general admission.
- [he and Blake laugh]
- J.J. McClure: Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.
- CHP Officer: What are you boys trying to pull?
- J.J. McClure: There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut.
- CHP Officer: Well, why Connecticut?
- J.J. McClure: They ran out.
- Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
- Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.
- King: How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?
- Shiek: He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
- The Slapper: Nine.
- [Jill and Marcie are looking under the hood of their car. Mack is gazing at their breasts]
- Marcie: Does it look bad?
- Mack: Not from where I'm standing.
- Jill: Oh, can you fix it then?
- Mack: Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.
- Blake: Is the Blimp driving?
- Fenderbaum: No, it's the General.
- Blake: The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.
- Jill: Aw, come on. It'll be a weekend you'll never forget.
- Mechanic: All three of us?
- Marcie: It's gonna be a weekend you can tell your kids about. If they're all boys.
- Tony: We've put our heads together, and we've decided we're gonna rip off the Arab, on the road, during the car race.
- Don Don Canneloni: Oh, you put your heads together, huh? IT MUST'VE SOUNDED LIKE A BOWLING ALLEY.
- Captain Chaos: J.J. ... Long time, no see.
- J.J. McClure: Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.
- Captain Chaos: Have no fear, "Him" is here.
- Jill: You know, Marcie, we've got this routine down.
- Marcie: Yeah. I think we're ready for the Cannonball.
- Jill: Oh, I think so. How far is Redondo beach?
- Marcie: 150 miles.
- Jill: Hah. An hour flat.
- Marcie: What're we waiting for?
- Both LET'S GO.
- Hymie Kaplan: Friend or foe?
- Arnold: Guess.
Cast[edit]
- Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure
- Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzi/Captain Chaos
- Dean Martin - Jamie Blake
- Sammy Davis, Jr. - Morris Fenderbaum
- Jamie Farr - Sheik Abdul Ben Falafel
- Ricardo Montalbán - King Abdul Ben Falafel
- Telly Savalas - Hymie Kaplan
- Marilu Henner - Betty
- Shirley MacLaine - Veronica
- Susan Anton - Jill Rivers
- Catherine Bach - Marcie Thatcher
- Foster Brooks, Sid Caesar and Louis Nye - the fishermen in the rowboat
- Jackie Chan - Jackie Chan, Mitsubishi engineer
- Richard Kiel - Arnold
- Tim Conway and Don Knotts - California Highway Patrol officers
- Mel Tillis - Mel
- Tony Danza - Terry
- Jack Elam - Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing
- Charles Nelson Reilly - Don Don Canneloni
- Michael V. Gazzo - Sonny
- Alex Rocco - Tony
- Henry Silva - Slim
- Abe Vigoda - Caesar
- Jim Nabors - Private Homer Lyle (final film role)
- Molly Picon - Mrs. Goldfarb
- Frank Sinatra - Frank Sinatra
- Joe Theismann - Mack
- Shawn Weatherly - the girl in Jamie Blake's bed
- Dale Ishimoto - a Japanese businessman
- Arte Johnson - an "ace" pilot
- Fred Dryer - California Highway Patrol officer
- Chris Lemmon - a young California Highway Patrol officer
- George Lindsey - Uncle Cal
- Doug McClure - The Sheik's servant
- Jilly Rizzo - Jilly
- Dub Taylor - a sheriff
- Hal Needham - a Porsche 928 driver (uncredited) (final film role)
