Carrie Snow
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Carrie Snow is a stand-up comedian.
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- No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
- I'd like to get married, because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
- I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.
- If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
- You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.
