- All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.
- I eat when I'm depressed, I buy shoes when I'm jealous, I break the telephone when I'm angry, I mangle my fingernails when I'm lonely, I throw things all over the house when I'm hurt, and I waste money on makeup when I'm frustrated. Men just don't know how to cope.
- The only men I really communicate with are the one I'll never speak to again.
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