Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories: Rick James

From Wikiquote

Jump to: navigation, search
This article or section should be merged with Dave Chappelle.

Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories: Rick James is a popular sketch from Dave Chappelle's comedy-sketch program Chappelle's Show, starring Chappelle, Rick James, and Charlie Murphy.

  • Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch!
  • Rick James: I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.
  • Charlie Murphy: He was mad niggerish man, which was right up my alley.
  • Rick James: It's a celebration, bitches!
  • Rick James: I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?
    Charlie Murphy: Yo, man, my forehead is bumping, man.
    Rick James: Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine. Bitch! Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy.
  • Real Rick James: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
  • Rick James: Fuck yo couch, nigga, fuck yo couch! Buy another one you rich motherfucker!
  • Real Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I had a little more sense than that. [short pause] Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
  • Rick James: You darkness!-- you black!-- late night, evil mothafuckers! Black magic!-- DARKNESS! ... You raw ... darkness... you... delirious... mothafuckers! ... You as cold as ice!"
  • Rick James: They shoulda never gave you niggas money! You don't know how to appreciate shit! You know you can get another couch! What am I gonna do about my legs, Eddie Murphy?
  • Charlie Murphy: He's a habitual line-stepper.
  • Rick James: Drink up! Be merry! Welcome to the China Club: A-CHANGA-CHUNG-CHANG-A-CHANGA-CHANGA-CHUNG-CHUNG-CHANG!".
  • Rick James: Darkness is spreading!
  • Rick James: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
  • Charlie Murphy: You don't slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up: WHAP PAP, 'I challenge you to a duel.' They would have a gunfight after that -- somebody had to go!
  • Rick James: I wish I had more hands... so I could give those titties four thumbs down.
  • Rick James: The milk's gone bad, Murphy!
  • Rick James: WhatamIgonnadoaboutmylegs CharlieMurphy!?
Retrieved from "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Charlie_Murphy%27s_True_Hollywood_Stories:_Rick_James"