Charmed (TV series)
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Charmed (1998-2006) is a television show about three sisters who reunite and unlock their powers to become the Charmed Ones - the most powerful witches to exist. Now they must vanquish evil and save innocents while living their lives as normal women in the real world.
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[edit] Season 1
[edit] Something Wicca This Way Comes
- Prue: How long have you known about this anyway?
- Piper: A couple of days. Maybe a week…or two.
- Prue: Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive?
- Phoebe: Surprise!
- Phoebe: I forgot your question.
- Piper:I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
- Phoebe:That's disgusting. (looks at spirit board) Please say yes.
- Darryl: Just do me a favor. Don’t ever follow a lead without checking with me first.
- Andy: You want to go to occult shops?
- Darryl: You’re avoiding my question.
- Andy: Because you don’t want to know I went to an occult shop.
- Darryl: You hate me, don’t you? You want to see me suffer.
- Andy: ...She was killed with an athame.
- Darryl: Wrong. Double-edged steel knife.
- Andy: Right...that's an athame. Witches use them to direct energy.
- Darryl: That woman didn't direct jack. She was stabbed. Plain and simple.
- Phoebe: We're the protectors of the innocent. We're known as the Charmed Ones.
- Phoebe:
- Hear now the words of the witches
- The secrets we hid in the night.
- The oldest of gods are invoked here
- The great work of magic is sought.
- ... In this night and in this hour
- We call upon the ancient power.
- Bring your powers to us sisters three
- We want the power. Give us the power.
- Hear now the words of the witches
- Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
- Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.
[edit] I've Got You Under My Skin
- Piper: By the way, Andy called.
- Prue: When?
- Piper: While you were in the shower.
- Prue: What did you tell him?
- Piper: That you were in the shower. Bad date?
- Prue: No. No, no. Not at all. It was great. You know. Dinner. Movie. Sex.
- Piper: Excuse me? On your first date? You sleaze.
- Prue: It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper.
- Piper: High school doesn't count. That was last decade. Spill it. Ooh, that bad, huh?
- Prue: No. Actually, that good. It was... well, we were amazing, but that's not the point. I told myself that things would be different, that we would take it slow. It just shouldn't've happened, that's all.
- Phoebe: What shouldn't've happened?
- Piper: Prue slept with Andy.
- Phoebe: Hello!
- Prue: Oh, thanks a lot, mouth.
- Phoebe: Wait, you were going to tell her, but not me? Family meeting!
- Prue: Speaking of last night, what time did you enter falling in?
- Phoebe: No no no, do not change the subject!
- Prue: Don't dodge the question!
- Piper: It must've been at least after three.
- Phoebe: I must still be on New York time.
- Prue: Actually, that would make it later.
- Prue: Our powers are not toys.
- Andy: Come on, Prue. Listen to me. We've known each other for a long time. We just couldn't help ourselves. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
- Prue: I know, Andy.
- Andy: All we did was make love.
- Prue: I know, Andy.
- Phoebe: Newsflash! Stop worrying. You'll get wrinkles.
- Prue: Yeah...and she is wearing Armani! Where did she get that?
- Piper: Not from my closet.
- Piper: Don't put me in the middle.
- Prue: I'm not. You were born in the middle.
- Piper: I think this woman is Brittany Reynolds.
- Prue: Yeah, and I'm Rosie O'Donnell.
- Piper: A toast to the power of three. Whether we like it or not.
- Piper: I hate being a witch.
- Prue:
- Evil Eyes look onto thee
- May they soon extiniguish thee,
- Bend thy will to the power of three,
- Eye of earth, evil and a curse.
- Evil Eyes look onto thee
[edit] Thank You For Not Morphing
- Prue: Um, hi. You must be Mr. Wyatt.
- Phoebe: The handyman?
- Leo: Call me Leo.
- Phoebe: Gladly.
- Prue: Some of us have a job.
- Phoebe: Some of us have fun.
- Piper: And some of us are having a really bad hair day.
- Piper: Wait a sec. Last week we had no Dad and now we have two?
- Marshall: I don't know what kind of people you're used to dealing with, but I'd lay serious coin that they aren't willing to rip you into a thousand pieces and dance in your entrails.
- Victor: Oh, so you're lawyers.
- Victor: Always in a hurry, Prue. You skipped crawling and went straight to walking.
- Prue: Oh, we’re sharing memories. Well, I’ve got one of my own – your back walking out the door.
- Piper: Okay, we have to call the cops and report it as a break-in.
- Prue: And tell them what? That someone broke into our house to try and steal our broomsticks?
- Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
- Prue: Inspector, actually.
- Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
- Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
- Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Phoebe: Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t we throw a party and charge admission. It’s a great way to make extra cash.
- Prue: Hey, I have an even better idea. Why don’t you just get a job?
- Piper: Hey look. It’s dad's ring. What's it doing here?
- Phoebe: It must have slipped off when he, uh... fell. (referring to when Prue telekinetically hurled him onto the wall)
- Piper: Why? I mean after all this time? Why here? Why now?
- Victor: Well, I heard the food here is pretty good, and it is dinner time.
[edit] Dead Man Dating
- Piper: Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy.
- Phoebe: It's an improvement. At least he wasn't a warlock.
- Piper: Well, I can talk about food all night long.
- Mark: Yeah? Well, I can talk about it forever.
- Mark: Yama!
- Piper: Yama? Run.
- Mark: It's too late, you better go. Run! (Piper freezes Yama) What happened?
- Piper: I'm a good witch, remember?
- Mark: But how?
- Piper: I don't know. I panic, I put up both hands and bad things tend to freeze.
- Mark: For how long?
- Piper: Not very, let's go.
- Phoebe: We’re The Charmed Ones, Prue, not The Doomed Ones.
- Piper: I snuck the photograph into Andy’s interoffice mail.
- Mark: My afterlife’s in the hands of a cop named Andy.
- Prue: Phoebe, you have to save him. You can’t let him out of your sight.
- Phoebe: Oh, don’t worry. I waited until he went to sleep, and then I broke a key off in his door to lock him in. He’s safe ‘til morning. (silence) Hey, wait. That’s it? You’re not going to get mad at me?
- Prue: You were trying to do something good… and now you’re going to get to do something… wonderful. I couldn’t ask for a better birthday present than that.
- Phoebe: I am so busted, aren’t I?
- Piper: Are you out of your mind again?
- Phoebe: No. I’m the Amazing Phoebe.
- Piper: This is not funny. Our powers are supposed to be a secret, not a marketable job skill.
[edit] Dream Sorcerer
- Phoebe: Don't worry. We had safe sex. A lot of safe sex.
- Piper: (after trying to copy an exercise video) Uh, I give up. Two weeks and nothing strengthened but my temper.
- Prue: Piper, here's the problem. You didn't read the fine print. See, it says right here. $19.95 for the video and twenty grand for the plastic surgeon.
- Piper: So, what’s up?
- Phoebe: I, uh, I found this spell. "How to attract a lover".
- Piper: No, Phoebe. Forget it. We’re not casting any spells.
- Phoebe: Come on. There must be more to our powers than warlock wasting. I’m ready to have some fun with our magic.
- Piper: No. No personal gain, remember?
- Phoebe: How is it personal gain, if we’re using our powers to bring happiness to another person. And in my case lots and lots of happiness...
- Phoebe: I'm telling you, there's no Dream Sorcerer stuff anywhere.
- Piper: That's impossible. The Book of Shadows has never let us down.
- Phoebe: Well, maybe he's not a demon. Maybe he's a mortal.
- Piper: Then he's got one hell of a power.
- Phoebe: You're not kidding.
- Prue: Piper? Phoebe?
- Piper: Prue. You're home. I thought you had a date with Andy.
- Prue: Uh, no. He had to cancel. What are you doing?
- Piper: Hmm...
- Phoebe: Piper, I was wrong. The spell calls for cayenne pepper not black pepper. (She walks in the kitchen and sees Prue) Ooh. Did I say spell? I ... I meant recipe. We are so busted, aren't we?
- Prue: I would say yes.
- First Guy: Are your parents terrorists? Cause, baby, you're the bomb.
- Second Guy: Jim, Jim, ask her if it hurt when she fell.
- Phoebe: Uh, excuse me?
- Guy: When you fell from Heaven. Did it hurt? Cause I know an angel when I see one.
- Phoebe: I'm no angel. I'm a witch. But don't tell my sisters I told you.
[edit] The Wedding From Hell
- Prue: My sisters and I, we have special gifts.
- Allison Michaels: Gifts? What kind of gifts?
- Prue: Ones you can't return. Let's just say we come from an interesting kind of family tree.
- Rex Buckland: Prue, your, um, sister's here to see you. She's waiting in your office.
- Prue: Which sister?
- Rex Buckland: The one who upon seeing your office, said "Damn, I should go back to college."
- Prue: Phoebe.
- Prue: Ok, so it's time to shower, shampoo and go kick some Hecate butt.
- Phoebe: Did she just say shower?
- Piper: She did, didn't she?
- Piper & Phoebe: Hot water!
- Phoebe: Ok, I can't hold it any longer. Your name isn't Piper, and that's the good news. You're really Hecate, Queen of the Underworld, you're pregnant with a demon child, which means...I'm afraid I have to kill you.
- Piper: What?!
- Prue: Phoebe, what is it that you saw exactly?
- Phoebe: Well, I-I saw the thing being born.
- Prue: Did you see Piper?
- Phoebe: Yes, I saw her legs.
- Prue: Never saw her face?
- Phoebe: No.
- Piper: Hello, bickering sisters. I'm not pregnant but I am in the room.
[edit] The Fourth Sister
- Phoebe: Okay, Piper tell me the truth. Am I a boyfriend thief?
- Piper: Totally.
- Phoebe: Besides Roger. Whom, by the way, Prue, I never touched.
- Piper: My boyfriend, Billy Wilson.
- Phoebe: [chuckles] Bill-- Wil-- Eighth grade Billy Wilson?
- Piper: You kissed him at homecoming.
- Phoebe: I did not kiss him at homecoming.
- Piper: Oh, please. You were all over him, with your breasts all...whatever.
- Phoebe: I didn't even have breasts back then.
- Piper: Phoebe, you've always had breasts.
- Piper: So you know... it's not like either one of us has a problem finding guys...
- Phoebe: Please.
- Piper: So if one of us got Leo, it'd be ok with the other one.
- Phoebe: Absolutely.
- Piper: So we can just consider this a friendly competition.
- Phoebe: Sibling rivalry.
- Piper: War.
- Phoebe: Exactly!
- Piper: Hungry?
- Leo: Uh.
- Piper: Oh, it's on the house.
- Leo: You're big on food, aren’t you?
- Piper: Uh...
- Leo: No, that's good. You know, actually, in the Mayan culture the cook was second in the hierarchy only to the medicine man.
- Piper: Mayans? You know about Mayans? Well, you certainly are a handyman, aren't you?
- Leo: Uh, so, does Phoebe work here too?
- Piper: Phoebe? Work? No, no, no, she's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now. So what'll it be?
- Phoebe (to Leo about Piper): Oh, that's just Piper. She's got to be everyone's mom. Think of her as your mom, I know I do.
[edit] The Truth is Out There... and it Hurts
- Phoebe: Piper, what do you really think about your boss?
- Piper: I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis...[Piper, Phoebe and Prue all gasp/laugh] Oh my god, I'm gonna be so fired!
- Prue:
- For those who want the truth revealed,
- Opened hearts and secrets unsealed,
- From now until it's now again,
- After which the memory ends.
- Those who are now in this house,
- Will hear the truth from other's mouths.
- For those who want the truth revealed,
- Phoebe: She's carrying!
- Piper: Carrying what?
- Phoebe: A baby! She's pregnant!
- Piper: Ohh.
- (Piper starts to go towards Tanya)
- Phoebe: No, no. She doesn't know yet.
- Piper: Oh.
- Leo: Well, I wanted to see you, I just um... I have this really strange feeling that I did something that I should apologize for. Did I?
- Piper: No, no. Definitely not. Can I buy you a drink?
- Andy: I don't know. I mean of all the things I thought you were hiding, this was actually nowhere on the list. Does this mean Piper and Phoebe are...
- Prue: Yeah. We inherited our powers from Mom and Grams.
- Andy: So, when you have kids...
- Prue: If they're girls...yes.
- Phoebe: He had that look... You know what I'm talking about, you might recognize it from the mirror.
- Piper: Don't even think of asking me what I think of you right now!
- Prue: Don't you hate turkey?
- Hannah: Of course I do, just don't want you to have it.
- Prue: Is there any reason why you are such a bitch to me?
- Hannah: Yes, because it's my mission in life to destroy you.
- Piper: Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?
- Leo: I don't know, I'm still waiting for it to happen.
- Piper: Good news.
(Piper kisses Leo)
- Leo: How do you feel about guys who make the second move?
- Piper: Love 'em!
- Prue: I'm about to tell my boyfriend that I'm a wi...
- Phoebe: ...nner!
[edit] The Witch Is Back
- Melinda Warren: How do modern women keep their legs warm?
- Prue: We drink coffee.
- Melinda Warren: "To work with One's hands is a great gift."
- Leo: Well ... "I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear"
- Melinda Warren: "owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness..."
- Melinda/Leo: Shakespeare.
- Matthew Tate: If you like what you see, take a look. What's with all this false modesty in this era?
- Hannah: Well, it's complicated with all the Women's Rights and sexual harassment...
- Piper: Am I the only one having second thoughts?
- Phoebe: Yes.
- Prue: We don't really have any others options.
- Piper: But aren't we, like, raising the dead? What if she's all..
- Phoebe: I read The Book of Shadows very carefully. She will come back as a real live person, flesh and blood. She will have her powers too, our powers. (Phoebe picks up a knife.)
- Piper: What's that for?
- Phoebe: Well, the spell works by blood calling blood, so it shouldn't hurt.. much. (Phoebe cuts her finger.) I lied, I lied. Okay, come on guys. It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made a blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters? (Prue takes the knife.)
- Piper: I remember my finger got infected.
- Prue: (Prue cuts her finger.) Ow. Yeah, but the oath worked.
- Piper: And I couldn't go in the water for three weeks. (Prue holds out the knife.) Don't hand me that knife.
- Prue: How are you gonna cut yourself?
- Piper: I'm not.
- Phoebe: Piper.
- Piper: I can't stand the sight of blood.
- Prue: Evil beings have blown up in our attic..
- Phoebe: ..Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyes..
- Prue: And you're afraid of a little drop of blood?
- Prue: Great, so I'm being hunted by a warlock and the San Francisco P.D.
- Melinda: No, don’t...don’t rip the dress to make it fit me.
- Phoebe: Oh, no, no, I’m not ripping it. It’s called a zipper, see?(Phoebe zips up the dress)
- Melinda: Oh, a wise witch made this.(Melinda takes the dress off of Phoebe and plays with the zipper)
- Phoebe: Yeah, and wise witches in this century keep a low profile. You slip this dress on, you’ll blend right in.
- Phoebe: You've never asked a guy out before?
- Piper: Not on a real date, no
- Phoebe: I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the 'take a chance' gene?
- Piper: Probably, 'cause if I remember my biology correctly it's attached to the 'can't mind my own business' gene.
[edit] Wicca Envy
- Prue: Somebody must have manipulated me into taking it.
- Phoebe: The same way someone manipulated me into being a witness against my own sister!
- Darryl: Any idea about what they're talking about?
- Andy: Not a clue.
- Darryl: You have to admit, you stopped seeing Prue for a reason, you thought she was hiding something from you. How do you know she wasn't hiding something like this?
- Andy: A secret life of crime? I don't think so.
- Darryl: You got a better explanation?
- (After Piper and Leo have spent the night together)
- Phoebe: Between you and Leo, and Prue the new-hot-Wicca woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up.
- Piper: Don't say that! The moment somebody says that everything always goes south!
- Phoebe: Unless you freeze him. Ooh! I couldn't help it, it was so good!
- Phoebe: Prue was right about Rex, which means I'm dating a warlock!
- Piper: Been there, done that!
- Phoebe: Problems?
- Prue: What problems?
- Piper: Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.
- Prue: Piper, you didn't?
- Piper: I didn't mean to...the first time.
- Phoebe: Oh!
- Piper: I thought you guys were supposed to be shopping.
- Prue: Obviously.
- Phoebe (points): Oh, look, front-clasped bra. She means business.
- Prue: Ooh, serious business.
- Piper: (pulls her shirt closed) Do you mind?
- Phoebe: No, are you kidding? I think it's great -- as long as he's not still on the clock.
[edit] Feats Of Clay
- Prue: The Guardian punishes the greedy, so maybe if Clay does something selfless, it'll even the score.
- Piper: Good luck...
- Prue: Seasons change, people don't...
- Phoebe: I changed. Do you remember what you thought of me before I walked back through that door?
- Prue: That's different.
- Phoebe: How is that different?
- Prue: You're my sister.
- Coroner: I found someone's business card in his pocket. Buckland's Auction House.
- Andy: (cutting him off) Ah. Let me guess, Prue Halliwell?
- Coroner: Yeah. How did you know?
- Andy: I'm cursed.
- Phoebe: Don't take this the wrong way, but why are you here, with me, now?
- Clay: What, can't a guy visit?
- Phoebe: Yeah, but you're not just a guy, you're Clay, and Clay comes with strings attached.
[edit] The Wendigo
- Phoebe (talking on the phone with Piper): Okay, you put the jack under the jeep and then put the handle in the base and ratchet it up and down, okay? It's very easy.
- Piper: Handle. Handle. I don't think I got a handle. Wait, there's a long wooden spoon in the back.
- Phoebe: (talking to Prue) That's not gonna work. She's looking for a long wooden spoon.
- Phoebe: (talking on the phone with Piper) Piper, you're stranded and you're all alone, and the only thing you have to protect yourself with is a wooden spoon that's broken.
- Piper: No problem... for I bear the power of.... One.
- Piper: Oh, my God, that's a lot of blood.
- Prue: Hey, sweetie.
- Phoebe: Oh, my God! Are you okay?
- Piper: Yeah, I'm fine. If I pass out and I need a transfusion, I'm AB negative. It's very rare. It could be a problem.
- Andy: Try not to look at it. And just so you know, I'm AB negative too. Plus, I love good food. Perfect donor.
- Prue: You really wanna work at Bucklands with me?
- Phoebe: When opportunity knocks, I answer the door.
- Prue: The job is very demanding. Auctions can be stressful.
- Phoebe: I love a challenge.
- Prue: We work pretty long hours.
- Phoebe: Overtime is my friend. Plus, I just thought of something else. With my premonitions, I might just be able to get you the straight dope. Without a trip to the office water cooler.
- Prue: Don't push it.
- Phoebe: Right. So, what do you think?
- Prue: Can you start tomorrow?
- Phoebe: Yes. Hey, can you give me a ride?
- Piper: Nothing. This is just the same crap I've already seen.
- Prue: I tried Andy's cell phone, no answer.
- Phoebe: We can't find anything about revearsing the Wendigo thing.
- Prue: Well, there's got to be something. Oh, didn't you check this at the bottom of the page? "c.f. Desiderata."
- Phoebe: Yeah, like we're supposed to know what that means.
- Prue: Well, it means "conferred desiderata." It's Latin for "look up things that are yearned for."
- Piper: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so very smart.
- Prue: Piper.
- Piper: Don't Piper me. Just shut up!
- Prue: But we might have to confine you until we get back. So tie you down, I guess.
- Piper: No! Go to hell!
- Prue: Do we have any chains?
- Phoebe: I actually think I have something. (walks in with handcuffs)
- Prue: Where did you get the--? Never mind.
- Piper (under the influence of the Wendigo): Back off. What? Do you think I can't walk now?
- Phoebe: Honey, we're just trying to help you.
- Piper : Help me. You can't even hold a job.
- Prue: Okay. Now wait a minute, Piper.
- Piper: Oh, save it. Do you always have to be in charge? (Prue and Phoebe look at each other, confused)
- Piper: (normal) I'm so sorry. What's happening to me?
- Phoebe: ...besides, that's your world, I need to find one of my own.
- Prue: You will.
- Piper: Just stay out of my world or I'll kill you!
- (Phoebe frowns and Prue stares at her confused, Piper starts getting up)
- Piper: Just kidding, it's a joke!
[edit] From Fear To Eternity
- Andy: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
- Prue: First of all, no one should ever be in those shoes.
[edit] Secrets And Guys
Leo: I thought I'd tell her that as much as I love her and as much as I would like to stay in San Francisco, I can't, and I don't know how long my work will keep me away.
Phoebe: No, no, no. What you just said was as much as you would love to stay and have sex with her, you have a wife and kids in another part of the country. Try again.
Piper (about Leo): It just seemed like he wasn't telling me the whole story, like he had some secret he was afraid I couldn't handle.
Phoebe: Well, that's his call. Assuming that he had a secret. Might not have.
Piper: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Ok, ok, you don't have to beat it out of me. Leo is a whitelighter. They're sort of guardian angels for witches. And they're not supposed to get involved with witches, but Leo couldn't help it. He fell in love with you, and that broke all the rules and got him in all sorts of trouble. And even though he'll love you forever, you will probably never see him again.
Piper: What? Phoebe, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Oh, God. Don't be so silly.
Phoebe: That's me, silly.
Piper: And looky here, miss Phoebe's diaries...
Phoebe: The place where I kept all my secrets... (Piper and Prue stare at her with a suspicious look)
Phoebe: What?
Prue: The place where you kept your secrets?
(Phoebe nods)
Piper: Phoebe, you could never keep a secret...
Phoebe: Oh, that is so not true.
Leo: In the meantime, you must help me keep my secret or I can get into trouble, ok? Piper and Prue can never know what I really am.
Phoebe: Me keep a secret? Hello, wrong Halliwell!
[edit] Is There A Woogy In The House?
- Phoebe:
- I am light,
- I am one too strong to fight,
- Return to dark where shadows dwell,
- You can not have this Halliwell.
- Go away and leave my sight,
- And take with you this endless night.
- I am light,
- Piper: You're the only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes.
- Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running through the house naked screaming "run for your life" either.
- Phoebe: Okay. That is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
[edit] Which Prue is it Anyway?
- Prue: You know, someday you might actually hear yourself say stuff like that.
- Phoebe: Yes, and I will find myself sassy and delightful.
[edit] That '70s Episode
- Piper: I don't know. Maybe only one set of us can have powers at the same time in the same time.
- Prue: Thank you Mr Spock.
- Grams: What was the name of my husband?
- Prue: Which husband?
- Grams: Oh Patty, I just KNEW I'd deliver the Charmed Ones.
- [Patty makes a face]
- Grams: Oh, well, once removed of course...
- Little Prue: You’re pretty.
- Prue: So are you.
- Piper: Oh, give me a break.
- Piper: I’m supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers just because they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we would never have flowers.
- Grams: What's the secret ingredient in my blueberry cobbler?
- Piper: Honey, and a splash of rum.
[edit] When Bad Warlocks Turn Good
- Prue: Hey, um, you can sleep in my room and I'll sleep with Piper.
- Brendan: Why?
- Prue: Because Phoebe kicks.
- Phoebe: If you were going to lose a guy, it might as will be to the Big Guy.
[edit] Out Of Sight
- Phoebe: Then what's wrong with being a couple?
- Piper: Well, I thought Leo and I were a couple and then we...coupled and he took off.
- Prue: Oops, Busted!
- Eric Lumen: Do you really think so?
(Prue swishes her hand then the grass cutter flew to Lumen's car, thus deflating the tires)
- Eric Lumen: I-I..you did that! I-I..I saw that...
- Prue: Really? Prove it.
[edit] The Power Of Two
- Prue: I hate cemeteries at night.
- Phoebe: I hate cemeteries at day.
(they hear a noise)
- Phoebe: What was that?
- Prue: Probably a vombie or a vampire.
- Phoebe: Where's Buffy when you need her?
[edit] Love Hurts
- Phoebe: Okay, you know, you guys take for granted that I'm your innocent yellow pages. Okay, this takes work.
- Phoebe: Okay, it's not that easy to break me.
- Prue: What was it in high school that the guys started calling you after they caught you making out with someone under the bleachers?
- Phoebe: It's not gonna work.
- Prue: What was that? Oh yeah, Freebie! [the magazines on a rack spin around and fall off]. Well, class over.
- Phoebe: You know that was just a rumor, right?
[edit] Déjà Vu All Over Again
- Piper: What am I supposed to say? That I'm a cash strapped, single, restaurant manager, who still lives in the same house I grew up in with my sisters?
- Phoebe: And the cat, don't forget our cat.
- Rodriguez: Prue Halliwell...is a witch.
- Andy: A witch, huh? You wait here, I'll go warn the Wizard of Oz.
- Rodriguez: Bottom line, I know my partner was killed by a supernatural being and I think Prue Halliwell can help me figure out who did it.
- Andy: Really? Well, I'll just get the Commissioner to signal Batman and then I'll get right on it.
- Prue, Piper, and Phoebe:
- Winds of time gather round,
- Give me wings to speed my way,
- Rush me on my journey forward,
- Let tomorrow be today.
- Winds of time gather round,
[edit] Season 2
[edit] Witch Trial
- Phoebe: What have we got to lose, okay?
- Piper: Well, apparently we’ve got our clothes to lose.
- Phoebe: I see that.
- Piper: No. Whoa, whoa. Wait. What are you doing?
- Phoebe: When in Rome.
- Piper: No! No! No! We’re not in Rome, Phoebe. We’re in California and it’s illegal here!
[edit] Morality Bites
- Phoebe: Wow, what did you buy?
- Piper: Doody.
- Prue: We weren't out of that!
- Phoebe:: The wrong thing done for the right reason, still the wrong thing.
- Prue, Piper, and Phoebe:
- Hear these words, Hear this rhyme,
- We send to you this burning sign,
- Then our future selves we'll find,
- In another place and time.
- Hear these words, Hear this rhyme,
[edit] The Painted World
- Dan: It's for a bio class, something with the human reproductive system.
- Piper: You mean sex?
- Dan: It's just too awkward for me to talk with my niece about.
- Piper: Sure, not to worry I have plenty of experience.
- Dan: Really! With sex.
- Piper: No! I mean.. talking about it. Yeah.
- Phoebe:
- Spirits send the words, from all across the land;
- Allow me to absorb them, through the touch of either hand.
- For twenty-four hours, from seven to seven,
- I will understand all meaning of the words from here to heaven.
- And, uh, p.s. there will be no personal gain.
- Spirits send the words, from all across the land;
- Malcolm: I always hoped someone would get my SOS, but I never thought it would be a woman.
- Prue: What, a woman can't rescue a man?
- Malcolm: I'm still waiting.
- Prue: Yeah well keep waiting pal.
[edit] The Devil's Music
- Chris Barker: Speaking of getting off the ground, that plane trip to Paris is still on open for discussion isn't it? Hasn't that rain cheque burned a hole in your pocket by now?
- Prue: Look I really appreciate your offer
- Chris Barker: It's not an offer Prue, it's a dinner request.
- Prue: In Paris!
- Chris Barker:You know what they call french bread in France?
- Prue: Bread
- Chris Barker: Exactly!
- Piper: Phoebe, we can't even give our cat a vitamin, how are we going to get this down a demons throat?
- Phoebe: In this.
- Piper: What is that?
- Phoebe: It's a balloon.
- Piper: Okay, where is it?
- Phoebe: Where's what?
- Piper: The spoonfull of sugar big enough to hide that thing.
- Phoebe: You're looking at her.
[edit] She's A Man, Baby, A Man!
- Piper: Lives are at stake Prue, innocent men are going to die. We're your sisters Prue, we're not going to laugh.
- Prue: How can I save anyone? Okay, I look ridiculous, I am wearing clothes from the ex boyfriends pile, I have hair in strange places and I have a PENIS! This is so not funny!
- Phoebe: Hahahaha.
- Dating service worker: What do you look for in a woman?
- Dan: What do I look for? I don't know, I'm old fashioned I guess, I look for the girl next door. Someone with a good heart, and personality and looks to match. The kind of girl that, when I leave for work in the morning, I wait just a little bit 'til she leaves for work too, just to catch a glimpse of that long dark hair and great smile. Hoping that maybe, one day, she'll notice that I'm watching and she'll smile back at me.
- Phoebe: It didn't start happening until she sucker punched Owen.
- Prue: Well you had a problem, I fixed it.
- Phoebe: Oh, you bet your butt you did. You nearly broke his jaw.
- Prue: I saved his life. Look, you're the one who told me I had to practice being a man, right, so I acted on instinct. And to tell you the truth, the moment I hit him, I felt powerful and strong like somehow that made me a man.
- Piper: You want to know how to be a real man, look at Dan. Honest, kind, good heart. The type of guy who would risk being late for work just to make you smile, not some bully who walks around thinking one punch is going to change anything.
- Prue: She learned all that just from looking out a window.
- Phoebe: Oh yeah, nice body, great tan.
- Prue: Awesome truck.
- Phoebe: You know I think you really are becoming a man.
- Prue: She knocked me out guys, I mean really, it was like I was in a trance, I was weak in the knees. And for a moment I felt her need not to be rejected, as though it would devastate her.
- Phoebe: Great, we're dealing with a sensitive man-killing demon.
[edit] That Old Black Magic
- Leo: 200 years ago a good witch turned evil, started using her craft against innocents. Fortunately she was tricked into a cave and entombed, but unfortunately, this morning, Tuatha escaped.
- Phoebe: Tuatha, who wouldn't go bad with a name like that!
[edit] They're Everywhere
- Dan: Someday, somehow, I'm going to make it through that damn door.
- Prue: They really shouldn't have given us the finger.
- Piper: You read my mind.
[edit] P3 H2O
- Phoebe: Be vewy vewy qwiet, we're hunting demons!
- Prue: I know somebody who can see anything.
- Phoebe: Oh, no. Wait a minute. You tiptoe around the subject of Mom, you deny looking like her, you can’t even go to the end of that dock because you’re afraid to walk in her footsteps and now you want me to relive her last moments? How is that fair?
- Prue: It’s not. None of this is. Mom’s death, Sam’s guilt. But I’m asking you to help me end it.
[edit] Ms. Hellfire
- Phoebe: Remember, I taught you how to french kiss.
- Piper: You broke your ankle when you were seven. Come on Prue, we went to Duran Duran together, you stretched out my leg warmers.
- Phoebe: And then you gave them to me.
[edit] Heartbreak City
- Phoebe: Fifth wheel cutting in.
- Piper: Oh would you stop that.
- Phoebe: Well it is a double date.
- Prue: It would have been a triple date if Kevin hadn't cancelled.
- Phoebe: I know, it seems to be an epidemic lately, guys cancelling on me.
- Piper: You know what happens when they cancel?
- Prue: Ooh, back to square one!
- Piper: Do not pass go
- Phoebe: And all accrued nookies credits are thrown out!
- Jack Sheridan: There's a penalty?
- Prue, Piper & Phoebe: Oh Yeah!
- Prue: So we're actually supposed to believe that you're Cupid?
- Cupid: You believe in warlocks and demons but you can't believe in me?
- Piper: Where's the chubby baby?
- Phoebe: Guys.
- Prue: And the bow and arrow?
- Cupid: Where's the warty chins, hooked noses and pointy hats?
- Piper: You're still gonna have to back up the Cupid claim.
- Cupid: Okay, fine. [he points to Piper] Dan, [points to Prue] Jack, [points to Phoebe] Clay [points to Prue] Andy. My sincerest condolences. Eric in London, Alec in college, [points to Piper] Not Jeremy the warlock, Joe in college, Barry in high school, Tim in eighth grade, [points to Phoebe] Ken, Kyle, Steve, Mike, Ken again, Brian, Joel, [Prue and Piper look at Phoebe surprised] Martin, Peter, Paul, Tony.
[edit] Reckless Abandon
- Prue: We have a baby?
- Piper: Phoebe picked it up at the police station.
- Prue: Okay, I thought you were going to request a job, not a kid.
- Phoebe: Piper, you'll be fine, don't be afraid.
- Prue: Yeah, Just think of it as a test run.
- Piper: I don't need a test run. I remember when Phoebe was a baby, and it was hard on Mom, and endless, and with you dropping her all the time!
- Phoebe: What?!
- Prue: Oh, moving on!
- Prue: I thought that babies slept. A lot.
- Phoebe: Yeah, obviously one of those lies they tell you so you'll want to get pregnant.
[edit] Awakened
- Piper: Wait, you enrolled? Phoebe, this is huge.
- Phoebe: Hugest thing I've done since I came back home. I mean, aside from vanquishing demons, and saving the world from evil, of course!
[edit] Animal Pragmatism
- Piper: Why do we seem to have a habit of gathering our men at the scene of a supernatural smackdown?
- Phoebe: I want you all to know that I'm a vegetarian, so I've never eaten any of you!
[edit] Pardon My Past
- Prue: It's not like there's a fallen Whitelighter support group to join or anything.
- Phoebe:
- In this time and in this place,
- Take this spirit I displace,
- Bring it forth while I go back,
- To inhabit a soul so black.
- In this time and in this place,
[edit] Give Me a Sign
- Prue: What are you guys doing here?
- Phoebe: We are rescuing you! From the tall, dark and NAKED man!!!!
- Prue: I told you to stay away.
(She puts her hands on her hips.)
- Phoebe: Yeah, now I know why. He is yummy. (clears her throat)
- Piper: I don’t believe this! We’ve been frantic, worried sick about you thinking you’ve been kidnapped...
- Prue: Yeah, I was...
- Piper: (points to the side of the bed) Panties.
- Prue: Oh, oh! (She rushes to the bedside and picks them up.) Huh, thanks. Look, uh, you guys have really got this all uh—(looks at her underwear in her hand) wrong. (hides it behind her back)
- Piper: Yeah, we know. It’s a *trap*. (frowns)
- Phoebe: A tall, dark, and naked trap.
- Piper: Leo's mortal now and everything, but for how long? I mean, how do I know he won't want his wings back someday? And then there's Dan. Who is still great. And normal. Which is good, considering I'm not.
- Phoebe: 28 minutes, 33 seconds.
- Piper: Really? We ran that long?
- Phoebe: No, I've been timing how long you've been comparing Leo and Dan.
- Phoebe:
- I beseech all powers above,
- Send a sign to free my sisters heart,
- One that will lead her to her love.
- I beseech all powers above,
- Piper: First, I'd like to tell you how relieved I am you're okay.
- Phoebe: Me too.
- Piper: And secondly, I'd like to tell you that you have completely lost your mind
- Phoebe: Completely lost your mind!
[edit] Murphy's Luck
- Phoebe: Stop trying to predict the future, that's my job.
- Piper: What would I do without you?
- Phoebe: Oh suffer endlessly, no doubt.
- Prue:
- From this moment on,
- Your pain is erased,
- Your bad luck as well,
- Enjoy your good luck Maggie,
- You're free from this hell.
- From this moment on,
[edit] How to Make a Quilt Out of Americans
- Piper: Alright, I'm only doing this for you guys. And if I get killed, I'm gonna haunt the both of you forever.
- Phoebe:
- What Witches done and the undone,
- Return this spirit back within,
- And separate him from his skin.
- What Witches done and the undone,
- Prue, Piper, and Phoebe:
- Powers of the the witches rise,
- Course unseen across the skies,
- Come to us who call you near,
- Come to us and settle here.
- Powers of the the witches rise,
[edit] Chick Flick
- Finley Beck: So when is this photographer blessing us with his presence?
- Prue: That would be me.
- Finley Beck: You're 12.
- Prue: Oh, I'm good!
- Prue: Well, the house is a mess again. I mean, how come we can't fight the demon of cleanliness, or the demon of housekeeping, or even that bald Mr. Clean guy. I would so totally take him on.
- Phoebe: We have got to do something about that COMPLEXION!
- Phoebe: Hello, privacy!
- Prue: Hello, ax-murderer!
- Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?!?!?
- Billy: It's okay. The man is here to save the day.
- Prue: Billy, it's the 21st century. It's the woman's job to save the day.
[edit] Ex Libris
- Prue: Hey Leo, Nice Orbs.
[edit] Astral Monkey
- Piper: [about Leo] You really think he's here that much?
- Phoebe: He's like the big brother I never wanted... uh... I mean, had.
[edit] Apocalypse Not
- Phoebe: Are you telling me evil called good and good answered?
[edit] Be Careful What You Witch For
- Piper: Dan is back in town.
- Leo: So?
- Piper: So, what am I going to tell him? The last time I saw him he handed me proof that you were killed in 1942. He's going to expect a reaction from me.
- Phoebe: How about, 'Hey Dan, you're right, I am a necrophiliac. '.
- Piper: Where you off to?
- Prue: Lunch date with Dick.
- Phoebe: Dull Dick? Prue, you are too hot to have to duty date.
- Prue: Yeh, well. all demon hunting and no play has made me a lot less picky. I gotta figure out a way to put more balance in my life.
- Piper: Yeh, but you don't need Dick!
- Genie: You're probably a little upset right?
- Piper: No, I've moved past upset and right to pissed off.
[edit] Season 3
[edit] The Honeymoon's Over
- Phoebe: If Piper ever comes back, I'm going to kill her.
- Leo: Piper!
- Piper: This is so not happening.
- Leo: Listen to me, Piper. I told you, I've thought this whole thing through.
- Piper: Uh huh. Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?
- Prue: Okay any mass vanquishing spells?
- Phoebe: You're the one who's been studying the book.
- Prue: Why are you picking on me?
- Phoebe: Because I'm scared and we're outnumbered.
- Piper: So, why did you do that to your hair?
- Phoebe: To change my luck
[edit] Magic Hour
- Prue: Yeah, well, rules are meant to be broken.
- Phoebe: Yeah, but bodies weren't.
- Piper: And neither were hearts.
- Grams: You need guidance, some advice on a certain sister situation. Am I getting warm?
- Phoebe: Red hot. But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f...
- Grams: Fine.
- Prue: What love can't conquer, we will.
[edit] Once Upon a Time
- Piper: Come on, Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff.
- Phoebe: Sure, why not?
- Piper: Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa...
- Prue: Okay. So, it's kinda late, and, ummm, we're all a little bit tired so how about we finish this up tomorrow?
- Phoebe: Now look what you did, you went and turned Prue into the middle child.
- Phoebe: We all had the same invisible fairy friend Piper. That is proof that fairies exist.
- Piper: Or it proves that one of us had a really fertile imagination, and the other two were really big copycats.
- Prue: Okay, what was I supposed to say? That some unknown demon came in to try and steal our magic book and then little trolls came and pushed us down the stairs?
- Prue, Piper, Phoebe:
- In this tween time, this darkest hour,
- We call upon the sacred power,
- Three together stand alone,
- Command the unseen to be shown,
- In innocence we search the skies,
- Enchanted are our newfound eyes.
- In this tween time, this darkest hour,
[edit] All Halliwell's Eve
- Prue: Hey, are you a good witch or a bad witch?
- Piper: I'm going to be a very good witch from now on.
- Prue: And you picked a role model that wears lots and lots of pink?
- Piper: Yes.
- Leo: Glinda helped innocents didn't she?
- Piper: Yes.
- Phoebe: You had the answer all along? That's not help, that's mind games.
- Phoebe: This costume happens to be a protest statement.
- Prue: I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.
- Phoebe: Thanks.
- Piper: Nice costume.
- Darryl: It's from my rookie days. Still fits.
- Leo: Mine too.
- Darryl: Isn't that from World War II? Who are you?
- Piper: Flee! We're not in Kansas anymore!
- Prue: From what they're wearing it looks to be what the 16...1700's...
- Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of the average witch is, oh, 15 minutes.
- Eva: This doorway would have told us if you were evil.
- Piper: Huh! Where can we get one of those?
- Piper: [referring to the elders] Oh, leave it to them to zap first and give instructions never.
[edit] Sight Unseen
- Darryl: Well, on the human side of things, I need you guys to put together a grudge list of any enemies you have past or present.
- Prue: Already done.
- Darryl: Abraxas, Barbas, Yama... What did you do? Date the United Nations?
- Piper: What are those?
- Prue: A way to always be prepared.
- Phoebe: These are very large contraceptives, Prue.
- Phoebe: I'm bummed for you Piper, but I've got to tell you, Leo is looking fine!
- Piper: I thought you said you didn’t see anything.
- Phoebe: I didn’t… at least nothing good!
- Phoebe: You didn't nearly catch a demon, you nearly killed a district attorney. My district attorney!
[edit] Primrose Empath
- Phoebe: I have a date with Cole.
- Prue: You say that like it's a bad thing.
- Phoebe: It's a lunch date!
- Prue: So?
- Phoebe: So! It's a bad sign. Lunch is a cheap imitation of dinner, that's why it has its own special menu.
- Piper: Sometimes being magical takes the magic right out of things.
- Prue: What's your last name?
- Vinceres: Misery.
- Prue: In that case, would you like some company?
- Phoebe: So...how about those Niners?
- Cole: What?
- Phoebe: The Niners. The Forty-Niners. The football team. You don't follow football? [to Leo and Piper] He isn't human.
- Cole: [coughs on his water] Check!
- Piper: Phoebe, I know you're upset Leo crashed your lunch date but...
- Phoebe: No, it's not that. Cole is pulling away from me again, I can see it.
- Piper: Premonition?
- Phoebe: Intuition.
- Leo: We'll help you out.
- Prue: No, no, no. I'll hit the book alone. Your guys couple issues are really starting to hurt my head.
- Piper: Wait, we have couple issues?
- Prue: Resentment. Denial. Be nice!
- Piper: Here he is. Vinceres, hmm... Pretty much lives up to his gloss. Unstoppable hitman. Just keeps going until he gets his target.
- Phoebe: Great. The energizer demon.
- Prue:
- Free thee empath,
- Release his gift,
- Let his pain be cast adrift.
- Free thee empath,
[edit] Power Outage
- Prue: Phoebe! Hi. I hate to interrupt your whole 'staring off into space aimlessly' thing that you've got going on right now, but in case you forgot, evil Triad agent.
- Phoebe: Like you would ever let me forget, Prue.
- Cole: [to himself] I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill you that's why. Smooth.
- Phoebe: This is important, he wants to have the talk. You know, are we a couple, are we a one-nighter, are we friends, are we friends that had a one-nighter...?
- Prue: What is your problem?
- Piper: You are. Get your own damn club and keep your paws off of mine.
- Prue: Okay, whoa, obviously somebody needs a Midol.
- Phoebe: I'm sorry, is it 'gang up on Phoebe day' and nobody told me?
- Prue: Oh, well I see that you inherited Dad's talent for bailing!
- Phoebe: That's because the two of us couldn't deal with living with the two of you!
- Phoebe: Has the tribal council spoken? Am I booted off the island?
- Prue: Who needs Oprah when we can do it ourselves?
- Prue: Okay, that's new.
- Phoebe: Demon with...demon filling.
[edit] Sleuthing with the Enemy
- Prue: Pig's feet.
- Piper: Yecch.
- Prue: Ecch?
- Piper: Yecch.
- Prue: So you can slice off a chunk of demon flesh, but you can't touch a pig's foot?
- Piper: I'm a vegetarian.
- Prue: Since when?
- Piper: Since now.
- Prue: Who are you?
- Krell: I'm Krell. I'm a Zotar.
- Prue: I'm Prue. I'm a Scorpio.
- Krell: Just the thought of working with you two turns my stomachs.
- Piper: Stomachs?
- Prue: Listen, here's the deal. Belthazor killed the Triad, now the Source wants him dead. Krell is trying to suck up to the Source, so he wants to kill Belthazor
- Piper: Belthazor wants to kill us so the Source won't kill him.
- Leo: And if you work with Krell he can kill Belthazor before he kills you.
- Phoebe: Works for me!
- Krell: How do you witches ever get anything done?
- Piper: We're going to vanquish Phoebe's boyfriend? That's gonna cause some problems.
- Prue, Piper, and Phoebe:
- Spirits of air, forest and sea;
- Set us of this demon free;
- Beasts of hoof and beasts of shell,
- Drive this evil back to hell!
- Prue, Piper, and Phoebe:
- Magic forces black and white,
- Reaching out through space and light,
- Be he far or be he near,
- Bring us the demon Belthazor here.
- Magic forces black and white,
[edit] Coyote Piper
- Leo: Come on Piper, isn't this supposed to be a fun thing. You know, going back and seeing all your old friends.
- Piper: You weren't by any chance popular in high school were you?
- Leo: Well I was.. I mean.. Is there a right answer to this question?
- Piper: What I mean is I'm this super powerful witch who's engaged to a whitelighter saving the world from evil on a daily freaking basis, and all these people are going to see is the same pitiful loser who still lives at home with her sisters and her unemployed boyfriend.
- Prue: Come on, why do you even care what those people think?
- Piper: Only a former cherleader could ask that question.
- Prue: Wow, you only scored a four, that is just so sad.
- Justin Harper: Excuse me, but you only scored a five out of ten on my list.
- Prue: Right, So I got an F, but dude, you got an F-!
- Justin Harper: Ouch! That's a bad high school flashback.
- Terra: What kind of witch can't vanquish a demon without her sisters?
- Piper: What kind of demon has a panic attack everytime her boyfriend comes to visit?
- Prue: Oh my god.. and she's been acting really.. and she left without saying.. and and the bottle, she wanted to destroy it.
- Phoebe: I'm trying to jump on your thought train but you're moving a little too fast for me here.
- Prue, Piper, and Phoebe:
- Let flesh be flesh and bone be bone,
- The alchemist will transform none,
- Cruel scientist of evil born,
- With these words face the fires scorn.
- Let flesh be flesh and bone be bone,
- Prue, Piper, and Phoebe:
- Host soul, reject the poison essence,
- Let loves light end this cruel possession
- Host soul, reject the poison essence,
[edit] We All Scream For Ice Cream
- Prue: Alright, well, nothing usually means something, and something usually means a boy, so...
- Piper: He's still staring at me!
- Phoebe: That’s not staring, that’s flirting!
- Piper: You say tomato…
- Phoebe: No! I say relaxo!
- Piper: Prue, it's me leaving you another message after leaving Phoebe another message. I tried you at work, but they said you never checked in after your shoot, so where are you guys? [Piper sees the same guy as before standing at the other end of the bar]
- Piper: Uh, look, so call me, or better yet, just show up and save me from having to perform an impending awkward rejection all by myself.
- Prue: Hey, alright I need some professional help.
- Phoebe: No arguments here.
- Prue: Anything?
- Piper: Nope
- Phoebe: Maybe if you did it again with a little more "ummph", you know? Maybe some choreography, Piper could back you up with some old school beatbox.
- Prue: How did I know I wouldn't get any help from you?
- Phoebe: Prue, if you keep ignoring me, my feelings might actually implode.
- Leo: Why don't we try focusing on the positive? They're together.
- Piper: That's it, that's your positive?! Cos I've got a list a mile long in the negative column.
- Leo: Piper, any minute they are going to walk through that door with a perfectly good explanation.
- Prue: Piper!
- Leo: See!
- Phoebe: We thought the good guys were bad guys, and in trying to vanquish them, we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for good guys.
- Leo: Was that English?
- Prue: You know, if this doesn't work I can look back and pinpoint the exact moment where it all went wrong.
- Piper: And that moment's name would be Dad? Prue, you gotta admit if he can open the door we kinda need him.
- Prue: It's all about word choice Piper, we don't need him, we need his utter lack of power. Right? He opens the door, we save the day, we get on with our lives. It's a one time group effort.
- Piper: Glad to see you have a healthy handle on the situation, Prue.
- Prue: I think I do!
- Piper: So your interest in me?
- Ice Cream Man: Uh, huh. Strictly professional. I was lost. But until I was sure who you were I couldn't just come out and say, hey are you a Charmed One, 'cos I need you to take me to my demon catching truck.
- Piper: Whenever I decide to have kids, remind me of this day.
[edit] Blinded by the Whitelighter
- Phoebe: What she needs, we can't give her.
- Leo: Piper, what are you doing?
- Piper:Getting irritated. Who put Lady Attitude in charge?
- Leo: She's not in charge.
- Piper: Really? 'Cause she's acting like it. I thought Whitelighters were supposed to guide, not dictate.
- Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
- Phoebe: Who's Natalie?
- Piper: She's a f...
- Leo: [interrupting] Fellow whitelighter. See, I finished your sentence.
- Piper: That's not what I was going to say.
- Piper: We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.
- Natalie: You must prepare yourselves for battle. Mentally, physically, spiritually, sartorially...
- Phoebe: I'm sorry, what?
- Piper: She doesn't like our clothes.
- Natalie: You need clothes that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless... fearless attire.
- Prue: Okay, then I have nothing to wear.
- Natalie: Alright, lets pretend I'm the enemy.
- Prue: Oh that is way too easy.
- Phoebe: Hey, if we don't vanquish Eames, can we at least vanquish Natalie?
- Piper: Don't tempt me.
- Prue: Something doesn't feel right. This was way too easy.
- Phoebe: Or even worse, anticlimactic.
- Prue, Piper, and Phoebe:
- Time for amends and a victims revenge,
- Cloning power turned sour,
- Power to change turned to strange,
- I'm rejectin' your deflection.
- Time for amends and a victims revenge,
[edit] Wrestling With Demons
- Prue: Ugh, innocents and alleys. Don't they ever learn?
- Prue: I know that demon...I dated that demon!
- Phoebe: Piper also babbles when she's nervous.
- Piper: I resent that. I am expressing a valid concern about this continuing issue in our lives.
- Prue: What are you babbling about?
- Piper: You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would. Often.
- Phoebe: Wow, Leo, you lost Mom's ring?! It's a good thing you're dead already.
- Leo: I had it in my pocket, Piper. All the orbing in and out...
- Piper: Your orbs are grass if you do not find that ring.
- Leo: You have to tell them, Phoebe. You can't wait any longer.
- Phoebe: Well, it's not really an easy thing to drop into conversation, Leo. You know, like "your hair looks great. Cole's not dead. I let him go."
- Phoebe: I cast a little spell.
- Darryl: The less I know, the happier I am.
- Prue: Alright, I am going to win this fight and save your ass. That way I can kick it myself later.
- Piper, and Phoebe:
- Guiding spirits I ask your charity,
- Lend me your focus and clarity,
- Lead me to the one i cannot find,
- Restore that and my piece of mind.
- Guiding spirits I ask your charity,
[edit] Bride and Gloom
- Prue: You know, besides, a wedding invite definitely makes a statement.
- Leo: That he can tie a bow tie?
- Piper: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
- Prue: Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?
- Piper: Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?
- Prue: Can I have my lipstick back, Piper?
- Piper: What lipstick?
- Prue: The lipstick you borrowed last night.
- Piper: Wasn't me.
- Prue: Oh, I'm sorry. I must have gotten you confused with another Piper!
- Piper: Leo, come take a look at this. One minute the Book of Shadows is normal and now it has all this weirdness.
- Leo: A Hemlock killing spell? That doesn't belong in here.
- Piper: But it does have some possibilities...
- Leo: Piper!
- Phoebe: Have you tried it yet, Leo? It's a real head rush.
- Phoebe: I really like this whole 'think it and it happens' deal. I mean, just think of the time we could save not chanting.
- Piper: Where are you going?
- Phoebe: Well I can't wreak havoc dressed like this.
- Cole: If what I heard is true, Prue is in danger, she is being married to a high level warlock.
- Phoebe: Figures that bitch would steal Piper's thunder!
- Piper: What's going on in here?
- Phoebe: Nothing, unfortunately.
- Piper: I heard voices.
- Phoebe: Oh, did you? Um, I had a premonition. Must have gotten pretty loud.
- Piper: I guess.
- Phoebe: We gotta go. The high priestess that has Prue, supposedly she's coming here.
- Piper: High prie-- Must have been a hell of a premonition.
- Dantalian: That was easy.
- Piper: Too easy.
- Piper: Whoa, Prue. Hey, hi. You don't look so good.
- Phoebe: Oh, but that's a great dress.
- Phoebe: Oh yeah, Leo, sorry we killed you.
- Dantalian: I hope so. (She touches their foreheads.) In the beginning, we were damned, and through damnation, we found freedom, power, and purpose. As I unite you today, I re