Cheaper by the Dozen (2003 film)
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Cheaper by the Dozen is a 2003 American comedy film starring Steve Martin about a family with twelve children. The story is unrelated to the book of the same title.
- Directed by Shawn Levy, Written by Craig Titley, Sam Harper, Joel Cohen, & Alec Sokolow
[edit] Tom
- You soaked his underwear in meat. That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.
[edit] Dialogue
- Tom: You were checking me out, weren't you?
- Kate: Yes, I was. You got a problem with that?
- Tom: Twelve kids later and we still got the heat!
- Kate: Woo!
- Kate: Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been lifted, so you're going today.
- Sarah: Yeah!
- Kate: Henry, you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't play with your food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called and has made a request that you do not correct her in front of the class. Mike, you have show-and-tell today. And please, honey, remember that body parts do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have a dentist appointment at 3:00, so you're going to work with Dad.
- Nigel and Kyle: Yeah! [yell]
- Tom: [yells]
- Tina Shenk: Is Jake your only child?
- Kate: Oh, no. We have 12.
- Tom: I couldn't keep her off me.
- Charlie: Did I mention I don't like you very much?
- Tom: Yeah, you mentioned that.
- Charlie: Then I'm good.
- Hank: It's getting so as I can hardly go out in public any more. I mean, really, between the autograph hounds and the paparazzi...
- Kate: Autographs and everything? I mean, just the one commercial, and you have paparazzi?
- Hank: Yeah. I've never actually seen them, but, you know, they hide in the bush and they get their shot.
- Mark: Have you seen my frog, Dad?
- Tom: Sorry, Charlie... er, Nigel... Kyle.
- Mark: It's Mark.
- Tom: I knew that.
- Nora: Oh, honey, they're just welcoming you into the family.
- Hank: They just set me on fire.
- Nora: Just your pants.
- Hank: Sure, last time, it was my pants, but what if next time it's my face? This is how I get the jobs!
