Chowder
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Chowder is a TV cartoon created by C.H Greenblatt, who used to work on Spongebob Squarepants and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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[edit] The Froggy Apple Crumble Thunbkin
[after a stink sac explodes on Shnitzel]
- Mung Daal: Oh, Shnitzel! What did you eat, man?
[edit] Chowder's Girlfriend
- Chowder: I don't wanna be a boyfriend! Boyfriends have to do all kinds of weird stuff. Like write poetry and hold hands and hold hands, and be together forever! Forever's a long time!
- Chowder: I'm not your boyfriend!
[edit] Big Ball
- Mung: Shh! It's bad luck not to say the whole name. Now let me start over: Field Tournament Style Up And Down On The Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free For All... Big Ball.
[edit] The Fire Breather
- Mung: Chowder, look what you've done! Now the animators are gonna have to draw all this fire! On top of that, you've ruined the souffle!
- Souffle: Why, Chowder? Why?!
- [Expolsive flatulence.]
- Chowder: Heh... sorry. [gasps] I can talk again! My tummy must've digested the peppers. I can cook again!
- [Rumbling.]
- Chowder: Oh, wait, it feels like I'm gonna... [explosive flatulence]
[edit] The Catch Phrase
- Chowder: Hey, what's this impossibly random poster that I see?
- Chef Holland Daze: WHAZZAM!
- Mung: [angrily] You heard me! Never - [points to cow udder] - that phrase again!
- Chowder: Wait, how'd a cow get in here?
[edit] The Belgian Waffle Slobber-Barker
- Mung: There's only one thing we can do! Get some protection.
- Truffles: You want I should call the cops?
- Mung: Not that kind of protection.
- Shnitzel: Radda Radda Radda?
- Truffles: No, not that kind of protection.
[edit] Paint the Town
- Chowder: I just want to be able to express myself! If I still wanna be an Icelandic heavy metal groupie, or drink out of the toilet, or completely cover myself in peanut butter and roll around in my sheets, then I should be able to! I'm not gonna listen to yoooooou anymore!
- Mung: That's it! Go to your room!
- Chowder: No! I don't want to. Smells like peanut butter in there!
- Mung Daal: If you don't march your butt to your room right now, then no third dinner for you!
- Chowder: (Horrified) NO THIRD DINNER?! YOU MONSTER!! (Walks to his room)
- Mung Daal: Sheesh! What's wrong with that boy? (To Truffles) I'm telling you he gets it from your side of the family.
- Truffles: What are you talking about? Chowder isn't even our son!
- Mung Daal: (Cries) I know.
- Mung Daal: (After arriving in Chowderland) Honey, you're not gonna believe what Chowder has done!
- Truffles: How do you know it's Chowder?
- Mung Daal: He signed his name on the lower right-hand corner.
[edit] Sheboodles!
- Chowder: For match of luggage. And out for incesticide!
[edit] The Flutter Pie
- Mung Daal: To keep it from flying away!
- Chowder: My butt saved us.
[edit] The Vacation
- Truffles: [yelling] I SAID WE'RE CLOSED!!!!
- Mung Daal: Chowder, nobody ever exploded having to go "number 1."
- Mung Daal: We Made it! And the water's perfect.
- Chowder: (sighs) Oh, yeah.
(Both Mung and Schnitzel relize that Chowder has peed in the ocean and they both swim away screaming as some fishes swim away screaming too)
[edit] The Dice Cycle
- Chowder: Oh, why was I cursed like this Mung? With such short legs? If only I had something to ride on. Something with two wheels. And with handlebars. And is red. And it's in the garage. Your Dice Cycle, I wanna ride your Dice Cycle.
- Mung Daal: Yes, I know what you're referring to and the answer is "No"! You'll wreck it.
- Chowder: No I won't! I swear on the soul of my poor dead cooking master!
- Mung Daal: I'm not dead.
- Chowder: You could be if you tried.
