Community (TV Series)

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Community (2009– ) Community is an American comedy series currently airing on NBC about students at a community college in Denver, Colorado.

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[edit] Season 1

[edit] Pilot [1.01]

Pierce Hawthorne: You remind me of myself as a young man.
Jeff Winger: ... I deserve that.

[edit] Spanish 101 [1.02]

[edit] Introduction to Film [1.03]

[edit] Social Psychology [1.04]

[edit] Advanced Criminal Law [1.05]

Dr. Ian Duncan: Listen, I wanted to ask you about that young lady in your Spanish class. You know, the blonde, with the pouty, strident, Cate Blanchett sexuality, and the ridiculous name.
Jeff Winger: Britta.
Dr. Ian Duncan: That’s it. Can you imagine living with that? Unbelievable. Anyway, um, are you two an item, and if so, would that item be impervious to sabotage?
Abed Nadir: Troy can do the school song. Troy invented rap music and he’s related to Danny Glover and President Obama.
Shirley Bennett: Abed, have you been racist this whole time, while I’m telling everyone at church what a sweet little caramel angel you are?
Dean Pelton: Now, are those the high heel boots he was talking about?
Britta Perry: Yes.
Dean Pelton: Are they comfortable?
Britta: Yeah.
Dean Pelton: I’m just curious, they’re cute.

…

Dean Pelton: Well, it certainly sounds to me that this young lady’s only crime is being a hero and wanting to be taller.

[In a locker room shower]

Dr. Ian Duncan: I’m sorry, do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls? ... [staring at the showering man] You’re very confident, I’ll say that.
Señor Ben Chang: But you shouldn’t be.

[edit] Football, Feminism and You [1.06]

Jeff Winger: I'm saying, you're a football player. It's in your blood!
Troy Barnes: That's racist.
Jeff: Your soul!
Troy: That's racist.
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay?
Jeff: That's homophobic.
Troy: That's black.
Jeff: That 's racist.
Jeff: You're just as selfish as I am. You're just not as good at it yet.
Annie: You're right. I could never be as good as you. Probably because I actually care.
Jeff: Profound, but technically meaningless.
Jeff: I just think we were both wrong.
Annie: Really? Because I'm an 18 year old girl and you made me cry in public.
Jeff: Hmm, okay maybe I was a little more wrong?

[edit] Introduction to Statistics [1.07]

Abed: If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant.
Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there.
Wherever there are masks, wherever there's tomfoolery and joy, I'm there.
But sometimes I'm not cause I'm out in the night, staying vigilant.
Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping.
No, I can't sleep. You sleep. I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I bird? No. I'm a bat.
I am Batman.
Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.
Happy Halloween.

[edit] Home Economics [1.08]

[edit] Debate 109 [1.09]

[edit] Environmental Science [1.10]

[edit] Cast

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