Community (TV Series)
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Community (2009– ) Community is an American comedy series currently airing on NBC about students at a community college in Denver, Colorado.
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[edit] Season 1
[edit] Pilot [1.01]
- Pierce Hawthorne: You remind me of myself as a young man.
- Jeff Winger: ... I deserve that.
[edit] Spanish 101 [1.02]
[edit] Introduction to Film [1.03]
[edit] Social Psychology [1.04]
[edit] Advanced Criminal Law [1.05]
- Dr. Ian Duncan: Listen, I wanted to ask you about that young lady in your Spanish class. You know, the blonde, with the pouty, strident, Cate Blanchett sexuality, and the ridiculous name.
- Jeff Winger: Britta.
- Dr. Ian Duncan: That’s it. Can you imagine living with that? Unbelievable. Anyway, um, are you two an item, and if so, would that item be impervious to sabotage?
- Abed Nadir: Troy can do the school song. Troy invented rap music and he’s related to Danny Glover and President Obama.
- Shirley Bennett: Abed, have you been racist this whole time, while I’m telling everyone at church what a sweet little caramel angel you are?
- Dean Pelton: Now, are those the high heel boots he was talking about?
- Britta Perry: Yes.
- Dean Pelton: Are they comfortable?
- Britta: Yeah.
- Dean Pelton: I’m just curious, they’re cute.
…
- Dean Pelton: Well, it certainly sounds to me that this young lady’s only crime is being a hero and wanting to be taller.
[In a locker room shower]
- Dr. Ian Duncan: I’m sorry, do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls? ... [staring at the showering man] You’re very confident, I’ll say that.
- Señor Ben Chang: But you shouldn’t be.
[edit] Football, Feminism and You [1.06]
- Jeff Winger: I'm saying, you're a football player. It's in your blood!
- Troy Barnes: That's racist.
- Jeff: Your soul!
- Troy: That's racist.
- Jeff: Your eyes?
- Troy: That's gay?
- Jeff: That's homophobic.
- Troy: That's black.
- Jeff: That 's racist.
- Jeff: You're just as selfish as I am. You're just not as good at it yet.
- Annie: You're right. I could never be as good as you. Probably because I actually care.
- Jeff: Profound, but technically meaningless.
- Jeff: I just think we were both wrong.
- Annie: Really? Because I'm an 18 year old girl and you made me cry in public.
- Jeff: Hmm, okay maybe I was a little more wrong?
[edit] Introduction to Statistics [1.07]
- Abed: If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant.
- Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there.
- Wherever there are masks, wherever there's tomfoolery and joy, I'm there.
- But sometimes I'm not cause I'm out in the night, staying vigilant.
- Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping.
- No, I can't sleep. You sleep. I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I bird? No. I'm a bat.
- I am Batman.
- Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.
- Happy Halloween.
[edit] Home Economics [1.08]
[edit] Debate 109 [1.09]
[edit] Environmental Science [1.10]
[edit] Cast
- Joel McHale - Jeff Winger
- Gillian Jacobs - Britta Perry
- Danny Pudi - Abed Nadir
- Yvette Nicole Brown - Shirley Bennett
- Alison Brie - Annie Edison
- Donald Glover - Troy Barnes
- Chevy Chase - Pierce Hawthorne
- Ken Jeong - Señor Ben Chang