Cougar Town
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Cougar Town (2009–) is an American television sitcom focusing ona recently divorced women interested in dating younger men. The show premiered on ABC on 23 September 2009.
[edit] Season One
[edit] Pilot [1.1]
- Jules: You can't wear fake nails on just one hand, it makes you look like a crazy whore!
- Laurie: I only had four left and this is the hand I smoke with!
[edit] Into the Great Wide Open [1.2]
[edit] Don't Do Me Like That [1.3]
[edit] I Won't Back Down [1.4]
[edit] You Wreck Me [1.5]
[edit] A Woman in Love (It's Not Me) [1.6]
[edit] Don't Come Around Here No More [1.7]
[edit] Two Gunslingers [1.8]
[edit] Here Comes My Girl [1.9]
[edit] Mystery Man [1.10]
[edit] Rhino Skin [1.11]
[edit] Scare Easy [1.12]
[edit] Stop Dragging My Heart Around [1.13]
[edit] All the Wrong Reasons [1.14]
- Jules: I want to put that on a string and wear it around my neck.
- Ellie: Sweetie, when you say people's body parts are so adorable you want to wear them, it makes you seem a little serial killer-ey, especially when you do it about kids.
- Jules: I'd love to have a scarf of little baby hands.
- Ellie: See, that's not a great out loud thought
- Bobby: [to Andy] I put you in beer can jail for partying too hard.
[edit] When a Kid Goes Bad [1.15]
- Jules: Oh my god, that bag is soaked with grease. I'm telling you right now, i don't care what's in it, I'm eating it.
- Travis: It's a human head.
- Jules: If it's deep fried, I'm still in.
- Bobby: You know how old I was the first time I got really drunk?
- Travis: I dunno, nine?
- Bobby: Trick question. Never been really drunk. I have got a monster tolerance. The point is...
- Travis: No dad, there is no point to that story.
- Bobby: Okay, the completely new thought is...
- Ellie: You know what panties are? They're a type of clothes most women wear under their skirts.
- Laurie: Pass.
[edit] What Are You Doin' in My Life? [1.16]
[edit] Counting on You [1.17]
[edit] Turn This Car Around [1.18]
[edit] Everything Man [1.19]
[edit] Wake Up Time [1.20]
[edit] Letting You Go [1.21]
[edit] Feel a Whole Lot Better [1.22]
[edit] Breakdown [1.23]
[edit] Finding Out [1.24]
[edit] Season Two
[edit] Cast
- Courteney Cox - Jules Kiki Cobb
- Christa Miller - Ellie Torres
- Busy Philipps - Laurie Keller
- Brian Van Holt - Bobby Cobb
- Dan Byrd - Travis Cobb
- Ian Gomez - Andy Torres
- Josh Hopkins - Grayson Ellis
[edit] External links
- Official website
- Cougar Town quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Cougar Town at TV.com