Cow and Chicken

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Cow and Chicken, animated television series by David Feiss.

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[edit] Theme song

Chicken: Mama had a chicken!
Cow: Mama had a cow!
Cow & Chicken: [in unison] Dad was proud, and he didn't care how!
Theme song plays
Chicken: Cow!
Theme song plays some more
Cow: Chicken!
Theme song plays even more
Cow & Chicken: Cow and Chicken!
Even more!
The Red Guy starts laughing and flashes his butt a little

[edit] Cow/Supercow

[edit] Cow

  • [After Chicken stamps a price tag on her labelled 19 cents] - My buns are only 19 cents??? (tearful) I'm soo CHEAP!!!
  • [Playing "My First Battleboat" game with Chicken] - A-aa! Ladies first!

[edit] Supercow

  • Supercow! Al rescate! [translates as "Supercow to the Rescue!"]
  • Oye, Diablo! Eso lo vas a sentir!
  • Que me pasa? Yo soy supercow, defendedora de la justicia!

[edit] Chicken

  • "Ooh, mom! I needed that money to buy socks!" [points to his chicken-clawed feet]
  • "No, I do not choose to play no stupid cow-games!"
  • [After being put into detention for destroying the school] "Thanks a loads, Larry!"
  • "Not only am I not a boy, I'm not even a chicken!" [breaks into tears]
  • "Remind me to put myself up for adoption."
  • [Whilst playing "Immoral Wombat" video game] "Take that, you wussie wombat!"

[edit] Mom and Dad

  • Dad: "You know, Mama? It's times like these that make me proud to be a man!"
Mom: "Me, too!"
[This can also go the other way, with Mom saying "It's times like these that make me proud to be a woman!" With Dad saying "Me, too!"]
  • Dad: "If you something bad were to happen to your sister... we'd be pretty mad!"

[edit] The Red Guy

  • "Oh!"
  • "Hello! It's me, [insert name/occupation]!"
    • "Hello! It's me, the warden!"
    • "Hello! It's me, The naked guy with the ghetto booty!"
    • "Hello! It's me, Rear-admiral Floyd!"
    • "Hello! It's me, Lance Sackless!"
    • "Hello! It's me, Larry Lackapants, Arkansas Cheese master, soon to be the King & Queen of Cheese!"
    • "Hello! It's me, the Red Guy!"
    • "Hello! It's me, the director, Ivan Panced! COULD YOU TELL!"
  • "Hello! It's me the Devil, I stand for all that is bad...[laughs] also I'm butt-naked... [laughs]." You see I'm a nudist and I love my big fat ass and my nudity also I wish I was a girl so I crossdress. I hate pants and underwear because they cover my butt, so I wear really small shirts and miniskirts.
  • "I love evilness, I hate goodness, right Cerberus?"
  • "Pardon me, Mr. Cow, but I don't speak Spanish."
  • "Got any scabs?! They could be worth gold." ("The Molting Fairy")
  • [An excuse he gives after loudly screaming at another character] Oh, sorry. I thought you was my grandma.
  • "Now I can die happy!"
  • "Hello ladies!"
  • "I'm hurt!/I'm hurt worse!" [screams or groans]
  • "And your point is?" [when reacting to criticism against him].
  • "Hello, naked guy stuck to post here! I'm getting really annoyed here."
  • "AAH! I'm visually challenged!"
  • "Any chance we can talk this over, Supercow?"
  • "Now don't tell me you didn't see that coming!"
  • [After Chicken was flattened by a steamroller in a video game, Red plays with a vibration fork] "Ooh, my favorite tone! B Flat!"
  • [Pointing a telescope to his own butt] "Jumpin' grandma on a stick!! What's this?? [Realises it] mmmm, look at that butt aaaaah, work it baby
  • [Plotting something] "Things are running a bit too smoothly now...so I decided that I'm gonna mess it up! And it will only take a quarter!"
  • [As an eye doctor] "This won't hurt...for too long."
  • "Walk this way!" [does buttwalking and Chicken tries to mimic him]
  • [After having himself blown up and about to drop in a waterfall]: "Now, that wasn't so bad...this is bad!"
  • Red Guy [as Dead Ghost]: "I'm going to punish this naughty chicken by washing his mouth out with soup!"
Chicken: "Don't you mean: soap?"
Red Guy: "Soap? Oh! Even better!"
  • Chicken: Are you a rear-admiral?
Red Guy [as Rear-admiral Floyd]: [looking at his own butt]: mmm, clearly. , I mean check out the size of my nude butt. It's huge, so of course I'm a Rear-Admiral.
  • Red Guy: And, viola.
Mom: Erm, I think that's voila.
Red guy: Excuse me, but who's the doctor here?
Mom: Err, you are?
Red Guy: Ooh, that's right! NOW SHUT UP! AND KISS MY BIG, FAT, RED SOMEWHAT HAIRY BUTT CHEEKS.
  • Dad [As the Red Guy, as Dr. Booty-girl, is milking Cow]: Uh, Doctor what is the point of this experiment?
Red Guy: Well, I'm thirsty, and your daughter's a cow. DO THE MATH!

[edit] Boneless Chicken

  • Mom: "Where would we be without you, Boneless Chicken?"
Boneless: Where?! Well, you could be stuck in a creek without a paddle or burning your bridges before they're axed. Who can say, really?"
  • Dad: "Will you be needing anything while were away?"
Boneless: "Sure! How about a spine for my limping lifeless body?" [Chicken and parents walk away laughing] " No, really! I could use a spine!"
  • [After hearing people laugh when he spoke] "No, really! That wasn't a joke!"

[edit] Random Citizens

  • Drugs Testing Woman: "You won't be wrestling today, yesterday, or three years ago!!"
  • Teacher: SHUT YER PIE HOLES!
  • Man at Crying Club: ...and then my grandma BEAT UP MY CAT!

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