Crash of the Titans

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Crash of the Titans is an action/adventure game from the Crash Bandicoot series. It was released by Radical Entertainment for Nintendo Wii, PlayStation 2, PSP, Nintendo DS and Xbox 360 on October 3, 2007. Titans follows the story of Crash Bandicoot trying to stop Doctor Neo Cortex of assaulting a magical substance called Mojo so he can create more powerful mutants and power-up a gargantuan robot that he'll use to smash Wumpa Island, Crash's new home.

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[edit] Aku Aku

  • Listen up, corn dog. You help us or Crash is gonna sing you some knuckle music.

[edit] Coco Bandicoot

  • Your... hair is dumb!
  • Whip her butt and then we'll get pancakes! With cherry topping!

[edit] Doctor Neo Cortex

  • Is... Is this thing on? Yeah? Ha ha! I'm back, babies! Surrender to Cortex!
  • Hey, genius. I can't actually hear you. I'm really far away and I'm flying like a hovercraft or something.
  • I'm off to do bad things! Ta ta!
  • Crash, you gullible fool! You walked right into my trap. Now I'll have you and the Mojo!
  • How long have had that in your pants?

When a Titan is jacked

  • Not that guy! I liked that guy! As a friend...
  • Stop helping him! Snap out of it!
  • You were my favorite!

[edit] Nina Cortex

  • Oh, I hope Crash tries. I really do. After all, I need a new fur coat.
  • And as for you, I really didn't want to do this myself. I really wanted one of my idiot underlings to destroy you. I really didn't want to get hair all over my clothes! But if you want something done right, use a giant spider-bot!

[edit] Doctor N. Gin

  • Thank you, master! / Thank you again!! Hotter than the first!
  • Ah, come on. He didn't even have a cup.
  • That's right, tough guy! Unless you want to buy a new stationery, you respect the master!!
  • Crash, you fool! You are too late! It's time to drop the doom hammer on you. Eh, the doom hammer of doom... upon you, and... LET'S JUST DANCE, BABY!
  • Of course not! Disgusting, filthy bandicoots! I hate them with cheese.
  • They made it here! Now they can help us save Doctor Cortex! / Don't be ridiculous, you stupid hominid! We're with Nina now! We're with the winner! / But Doctor Cortex is our friend... / You don't have any friends! He always kicked you in the tokus! And other... very... gentle spots! / But I liked it when he did that... / It was kinda fun... Listen. We make a deal with this filthy rodent and pie-nuts-face and they help us save the master. Then we shower them with doom! / Yes! We shower them good! Right in the eyes!
  • I'll be good! I Promise I'll be good! And once my precious master has been freed, I'll gladly betray you!
  • You don't even look like a Bandicoot!
  • That's right, stupids! You have to go to Uka Uka's lab and stop him. That's where they make all the delicious mutants! Maybe your revolting sister is there, too. Eww... girls...

Factory intercom announcements

  • I'll ruin you like I ruined my prom!
  • Shower him with fisticuffs! Or is it cuftifists? GAH just hit him!
  • More polka themes or cantastic doom. Cabbage rolls and coffee!
  • Ooh you're going to love this part! YES! LOVE IT!
  • Enjoy... your SCREAMING DOOM!
  • Oh, I am the worst thing to happen to music... since Andrew Lloyd Webber!
  • Come on everybody! Sing along, you all know the tune! Doooomy doomy-doooom doom... shooby-doomy-doomy doooom doom... Eh heh heh!
  • Ooh I love this part! I could be on Cyborg Idol if that show existed, WHY DON'T THEY MAKE THAT SHOW!?
  • Attention disgusting monkeys, Crash Bandicoot has been sited loose in the facility, please take a moment to look around your work space, if you find a Bandicoot, please DROP HUGE BOMBS ON THEM! CAUSE EXPLOSIONS, AND SHARP THINGS TO FLY INTO THEIR BODIES! AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Reminder - Tomorrow is muffin day in the cafeteria, mmm muffins! That is all.
  • More minions! I covet it! VICTORY!
  • Ha ha! Ha ha! Who is the toady sidekick now?!
  • Running a little low on minions, I gotta wonder why I don't send them all in at once.
  • Attention FILTHY MONKEYS! I have lost my toast recipe. Repeat, my family recipe for toast has been lost, butter supply arrived shortly, BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT IT ON! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I wrote the recipe down on a little post-it note, but can't find it. Also Crash Bandicoot has been sited yadda yadda yadda... peace out homies.
  • I wish my brother George was here. Oh, but he was always so superficial.
  • I should do a bit on phonetic punctuation while I am up here.
  • Stop him, minions! He's after my radioactive... RUBBER PANTS!
  • Maybe these little cupcakes will be your undoing! Mmm cupcakes! You are like little cups of cake! I just told you but you already know...
  • Let's go underlings, let's go! Let's go- LET'S SEE SOME TEAM SPIRIT OUT THERE!
  • Someone take out the trash! And by trash, I mean Crash! Hey that rhymes, I should start a record label... THEN I CAN GET SOME CHICKS! I'M TIRED OF MONKEYS!
  • Spew forth more bad guys! DO IT!
  • Try this one for size, Mister Hairy Butt! ...GROSS, I'm gonna be sick!
  • You have no one to blame... but your stupid face!
  • Attention, revolting yet beloved Doom Monkey servants. Tomorrow is 'Make-Your-Child-Work-In-The-Corps Day. Be sure to bring your many rat-like offspring so we can make them do work considered unsafe for robots. Also, please note that Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day, so try to find a sufficiently tacky shirt. That is all.

[edit] Uka Uka

  • I'll get the last laugh! I'm laughing now too, just in case.
  • Oh yes. I will kill Crash Bandicoot. Kill him... forever.

[edit] Dialogue

  • Doctor Neo Cortex: Crash, you gullible fool! You walked right into my trap. Now I'll have you and the Mojo!
Coco Bandicoot: Cortex, why do you keep doing stuff like this?
Doctor Neo Cortex: Well, actually, it's pretty fun! You should try it! You know, riding around in huge, rumbling machines and what-not... very stimulating!
  • Doctor N.Gin: That's right, tough guy! Unless you want to buy a new stationery, you respect the master!
Tiny: It's really nice stationery too.
Doctor N.Gin: Oh, I know! Glossy!

[edit] Tagline

  • Bring on the Titans!

[edit] Voice cast

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