Daddy Day Care

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Daddy Day Care is a 2003 film starring Eddie Murphy. It was written by Geoff Rodkey and directed by Steve Carr.


  • [Walking into Chapman Academy] Look at this place. It's Princeton for preschoolers.
  • [Leading Miss Harridan into his house] Is there anything I can get you to drink? Coffee, tea, water, eye of newt?


  • When The Carrot is done with you, you will be nothing but a kumquat!


  • [While Charlie is explaining a play for football] How about we just run in a circle?


Charlie: What's going on?
Phil: Your worst nightmare.
Charlie: What?
Phil: Mr. Broccoli's a no-show

Kim: How was your day, baby?
Charlie: I lost my J-O-B.
Kim: You lost your J-O-B?
Charlie: I got F-I-R-E-D. Me and 300 other people.

[After reading an advertisement for a fund-raiser for Daddy Day Care]
Miss Harridan: They're selling fun. I can't compete with fun.


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