DangerMouse

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Danger Mouse is a children's animated TV show which ran from 1981-92. It was created by for Cosgrove Hall, and featured the voice talents of David Jason, Terry Scott, Edward Kelsey and Brian Trueman.

Contents 1 Narrator 2 DangerMouse 3 Penfold 4 Stiletto 5 Dialogues 6 External Links

[edit] Narrator

• This is Penfold. Codename: The Jigsaw, because when faced with a problem he falls to pieces.

• [As Penfold falls through the air at the end of the episode] Will it be Isaac Newton 1: Penfold nil? Tune in next time to find out!

[edit] DangerMouse

• [Repeated line] Shush.

[edit] Penfold

• [Repeated line] Oh, crumbs.

[edit] Stiletto

• [Repeated line] Si, Barone.

[edit] Dialogues

• [Danger Mouse has crashed through a brick wall]
  Penfold: Oh, doesn't that hurt, Chief?
  Danger Mouse: No, didn't feel a thing! [he faints]

• [Danger Mouse and Penfold are standing below the wall of Greenback's castle]
  Danger Mouse: Um, hello? Excuse me? Can we have our ball back, please? I...
  [a fizzing bomb is dropped into his hand]
  Danger Mouse: Oh, thanks very much!
  Penfold: D.M! Look out! It's a bomb!
  Danger Mouse: Hmm? Oh yes, I know it's a buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh, a b-, a b-, a bomb!
  [BOOM!]

• [Danger Mouse is being dangled over the snapping jaws of a crocodile]
  Penfold: We could have had a weekend in Brighton!
  Danger Mouse: I do not wish to know that, Penfold!

• DM: (Looking at sign on door that reads C.H.M.F.F.G.) Look, Penfold...look what it says on that door.
  Penfold: Oh, yes..."Chi-muff-guh".
  DM: "Chi-mu--" No, Penfold, it stands for 'Car Holding Magnetic Force Field Generator'.
  Penfold: 'Cor...how'd you figure that?
  DM: Mm. (confidentially) I read the script.
  Penfold: Ooh, naughty Danger Mouse

• Colonel K: Good show, DM. Real Dying.
  Penfold: Real Dying?
  Colonel K: Oh drat I mean well done.

• DM: You must stop this, Master Lobsnit.
  Lobsnit: Never, Never, Never!! Or perhaps onto the 2nd floor.

• Stiletto: Fancy you, I was just looking for...
  Penfold: House of [laughs]
  Danger Mouse: Don't take it easy, Penfold. This is no real person, this is the Baron's henchemen.
  Penfold: Not Stiletto!
  Stiletto: Yeah, Signora Mafiosa to you. Pleasent. So Sorry I can't wait to talk. Ulamanergick!

[edit] External Links

• Danger Mouse quotes at the Internet Movie Database