Denzel Q. Crocker

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  • Hmm. The child with the over-active pituitary gland is being beaten up by a floating frog...Yay! But wait, frogs don't float or beat up children. There's only one logical explanation: Timmy Turner has wished himself invisible by the help of his... FAIRY GODPARENTS! (accompanied by his usual spasms)
  • (to Timmy) Since you are Timmy Turner, here's your daily F.
  • (about Timmy) There's only one way he got the questions correct and knows that my mother called me "Flippy". He is given mind reading powers by his (Francis bangs the locker) Fairy GodParents!
  • (to Timmy) You're done giving me orders, Turner. Surrender or I'll turn your parents into frozen scultures and place them on the sun.
  • (randomly injected into conversations) FAIRIES!
  • (when told by Tootie that he is crazy) Says you!... And several psychiatric professionals! But that's beside the point!
  • What's that? Huh? Hmm. Must have been dreaming. (With his usual spasms) ABOUT FAIRIES! (falls back asleep) Zzz ... I've got you cornered, Turner ... NO, MOTHER! NOT THE TINY PANTS!
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