Dharma & Greg
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Dharma & Greg (1997-2002) was an American sitcom about a mismatched married couple. It starred Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson in the title roles.
[edit] Season 1 (1997-1998)
[edit] And The In-Laws Meet [1.2]
- Greg: It's raining. We're not going to sleep in the rain, are we?
- Dharma: No, silly, you don't sleep in the rain. You make love in the rain.
- Greg: Ah. What if there's lightning?
- Dharma: Then you get to be on top.
- Dharma: He acted this way when I wanted to be a Girl Scout.
- Larry: It's a para-military organization with cookies.
- Larry: Next thing you know, she'll get a social security number.
- Dharma: I got one.
- Larry: What? Why?
- Dharma: I opened a checking account.
- Larry: Are you insane? You're on the grid now. They can find you anywhere.
- Greg: Who's "they"?
- Larry: You.
[edit] Shower The People You Love With Love [1.3]
[edit] And Then There's The Wedding [1.4]
- [Before Dharma and Greg's wedding]
- Dharma: Can you see me?
- Greg: Yes.
- Dharma: Oh, I totally misunderstood that groom-can't-see-the-bride-in-her-wedding-dress-thing.
- [Kitty comes in]
- Kitty: What are you doing here? You can't see her in her dress!
- Dharma: See, that's what I thought!
- Abby: Larry, did you eat meat?
- Larry: No.
- Abby: You ate meat. I can smell it.
- Larry: That's my tongue. It's made of meat.
- Kitty: Look! Look at these! They're awful!
- Edward: They're just flowers. Nobody cares.
- Kitty: And by "nobody", you mean "you".
- Edward: Yes.
- Kitty: Well, let me tell you something, Edward. Everybody cares. And by "everybody" I mean "me". I care, Edward. That is my job in this family. I care. I care at every Christmas dinner. I care at every business function. I care everytime that maid puts a meal down in front of you. And for some reason or other, you don't seem to notice.
- Edward: All right, all right. Here's the checkbook.
- Kitty: Thank you, Thank you, Edward. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.
- Edward: Don't lose the pen this time.
[edit] The Ex-Files [1.5]
[edit] Yoga and Boo Boo [1.6]
[edit] Indian Summer [1.7]
[edit] He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father [1.9]
[edit] The First Thanksgiving [1.10]
- Kitty:: Oh, Gregory, darling, every bride thinks she wants to cook a Thanksgiving dinner and it always ends up the same. Someone cries, someone is rushed to the emergency room and a perfectly lovely bird gets wasted. Which, if I don't eat soon, will be me.
[edit] Instant Dharma [1.11]
[edit] Haus Arrest [1.12]
[edit] You Want Fries With That? [1.13]
[edit] Old Yeller [1.14]
- Dharma: Honey.. I love you, but bite me.
[edit] The Second Coming Of Leonard [1.15]
[edit] Dharma & Greg's First Romantic Valentine's Day Weekend [1.16]
[edit] The Official Dharma & Greg Episode Of The 1998 Winter Olympics [1.17]
[edit] Daughter Of The Bride Of Finkelstein [1.18]
[edit] Dharma's Tangled Web [1.19]
[edit] The Cat's Out Of The Bag [1.20]
[edit] Spring Forward, Fall Down [1.21]
[edit] Much Ado During Nothing [1.22]
[edit] Invasion Of The Buddy Snatcher [1.23]
Larry: "I can not endorse by my actions any system which places one individual in servitude to another"
[edit] Season 2 (1998-1999)
[edit] Ringing Up Baby [2.1]
[edit] It Takes a Village [2.2]
[edit] Turn Turn Turn [2.3]
[edit] The Paper Hat Anniversary [2.4]
[edit] Unarmed and Dangerous [2.5]
[edit] A Closet Full of Hell [2.6]
[edit] Valet Girl [2.7]
[edit] Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date [2.8]
[edit] Brought to You in DharmaVision [2.9]
[edit] Yes, We Have No Bananas (or Anything Else for That Matter) [2.10]
[edit] The House That Dharma Built [2.11]
[edit] Are You Ready for Some Football? [2.12]
[edit] Death and Violins [2.13]
[edit] Dharma and Greg on a Hot Tin Roof [2.14]
[edit] Dharma and the Horse She Rode In On [2.15]
[edit] See Dharma Run [2.16]
[edit] Run, Dharma, Run [2.17]
[edit] See Dharma Run Amok [2.18]
[edit] Everybody Must Get Stones [2.19]
[edit] Dharma Drags Edward Out of Retirement [2.20]
[edit] It Never Happened One Night [2.21]
[edit] Bed, Bath and Beyond [2.22]
[edit] A Girl Can Dream, Can't She? [2.23]
[edit] The Dating Game [2.24]
[edit] Cast
- Jenna Elfman - Dharma Freedom Montgomery, née Finkelstein
- Thomas Gibson - Gregory "Greg" Clifford Montgomery
- Susan Sullivan - Katherine "Kitty" Montgomery
- Mitch Ryan - Edward Montgomery
- Mimi Kennedy - Abigail Kathleen "Abby" O'Neil
- Alan Rachins - Myron Lawrence "Larry" Finkelstein
- Shae D'Lyn - Jane Deaux
- Joel Murray - Peter James "Pete" Cavanaugh
[edit] External links
- Dharma & Greg quotes at the Internet Movie Database
