Dharma & Greg

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Dharma & Greg (1997-2002) was an American sitcom about a mismatched married couple. It starred Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson in the title roles.

Contents 1 Season 1 (1997-1998) 1.1 Pilot [1.1] 1.2 And The In-Laws Meet [1.2] 1.3 Shower The People You Love With Love [1.3] 1.4 And Then There's The Wedding [1.4] 1.5 The Ex-Files [1.5] 1.6 Yoga and Boo Boo [1.6] 1.7 Indian Summer [1.7] 1.8 He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father [1.9] 1.9 The First Thanksgiving [1.10] 1.10 Instant Dharma [1.11] 1.11 Haus Arrest [1.12] 1.12 You Want Fries With That? [1.13] 1.13 Old Yeller [1.14] 1.14 The Second Coming Of Leonard [1.15] 1.15 Dharma & Greg's First Romantic Valentine's Day Weekend [1.16] 1.16 The Official Dharma & Greg Episode Of The 1998 Winter Olympics [1.17] 1.17 Daughter Of The Bride Of Finkelstein [1.18] 1.18 Dharma's Tangled Web [1.19] 1.19 The Cat's Out Of The Bag [1.20] 1.20 Spring Forward, Fall Down [1.21] 1.21 Much Ado During Nothing [1.22] 1.22 Invasion Of The Buddy Snatcher [1.23] 2 Season 2 (1998-1999) 2.1 Ringing Up Baby [2.1] 2.2 It Takes a Village [2.2] 2.3 Turn Turn Turn [2.3] 2.4 The Paper Hat Anniversary [2.4] 2.5 Unarmed and Dangerous [2.5] 2.6 A Closet Full of Hell [2.6] 2.7 Valet Girl [2.7] 2.8 Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date [2.8] 2.9 Brought to You in DharmaVision [2.9] 2.10 Yes, We Have No Bananas (or Anything Else for That Matter) [2.10] 2.11 The House That Dharma Built [2.11] 2.12 Are You Ready for Some Football? [2.12] 2.13 Death and Violins [2.13] 2.14 Dharma and Greg on a Hot Tin Roof [2.14] 2.15 Dharma and the Horse She Rode In On [2.15] 2.16 See Dharma Run [2.16] 2.17 Run, Dharma, Run [2.17] 2.18 See Dharma Run Amok [2.18] 2.19 Everybody Must Get Stones [2.19] 2.20 Dharma Drags Edward Out of Retirement [2.20] 2.21 It Never Happened One Night [2.21] 2.22 Bed, Bath and Beyond [2.22] 2.23 A Girl Can Dream, Can't She? [2.23] 2.24 The Dating Game [2.24] 3 Cast 4 External links

[edit] Season 1 (1997-1998)

[edit] Pilot [1.1]

[Dharma and Greg are preparing to sleep on the roof of the apartment complex.]

Greg: Are we gonna sleep up here every night?

Dharma: Don't be silly. Only when it's a full moon.

Greg: Ah! The full moon, of course. You don't turn into anything unpleasant, do you?

Dharma: What? Is that supposed to be a joke?

Greg: Yeah.

Dharma: [Seriously] Well, it's not funny... Wouldn't it be trippy if I was really like that?

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Dharma: Silly, you don't sleep in the rain, you make love in the rain!

Greg: Ahhh!... What if there's lightning?

Dharma: Then you get to be on top!

[edit] And The In-Laws Meet [1.2]

[edit] Shower The People You Love With Love [1.3]

[edit] And Then There's The Wedding [1.4]

[Before Dharma and Greg's wedding]

Dharma: Can you see me?

Greg: Yes.

Dharma:: Oh, I totally misunderstood that groom-can't-see-the-bride-in-her-wedding-dress-thing.

[Kitty comes in]

Kitty:: What are you doing here? You can't see her in her dress!

Dharma:: See, that's what I thought!

[edit] The Ex-Files [1.5]

[edit] Yoga and Boo Boo [1.6]

[edit] Indian Summer [1.7]

[edit] He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father [1.9]

[edit] The First Thanksgiving [1.10]

Kitty:: Oh, Gregory, darling, every bride thinks she wants to cook a Thanksgiving dinner and it always ends up the same. Someone cries, someone is rushed to the emergency room and a perfectly lovely bird gets wasted. Which, if I don't eat soon, will be me.

[edit] Instant Dharma [1.11]

[edit] Haus Arrest [1.12]

[edit] You Want Fries With That? [1.13]

[edit] Old Yeller [1.14]

Dharma: Honey.. I love you, but bite me.

[edit] The Second Coming Of Leonard [1.15]

[edit] Dharma & Greg's First Romantic Valentine's Day Weekend [1.16]

[edit] The Official Dharma & Greg Episode Of The 1998 Winter Olympics [1.17]

[edit] Daughter Of The Bride Of Finkelstein [1.18]

[edit] Dharma's Tangled Web [1.19]

[edit] The Cat's Out Of The Bag [1.20]

[edit] Spring Forward, Fall Down [1.21]

[edit] Much Ado During Nothing [1.22]

[edit] Invasion Of The Buddy Snatcher [1.23]

[edit] Season 2 (1998-1999)

[edit] Ringing Up Baby [2.1]

[edit] It Takes a Village [2.2]

[edit] Turn Turn Turn [2.3]

[edit] The Paper Hat Anniversary [2.4]

[edit] Unarmed and Dangerous [2.5]

[edit] A Closet Full of Hell [2.6]

[edit] Valet Girl [2.7]

[edit] Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date [2.8]

[edit] Brought to You in DharmaVision [2.9]

[edit] Yes, We Have No Bananas (or Anything Else for That Matter) [2.10]

[edit] The House That Dharma Built [2.11]

[edit] Are You Ready for Some Football? [2.12]

[edit] Death and Violins [2.13]

[edit] Dharma and Greg on a Hot Tin Roof [2.14]

[edit] Dharma and the Horse She Rode In On [2.15]

[edit] See Dharma Run [2.16]

[edit] Run, Dharma, Run [2.17]

[edit] See Dharma Run Amok [2.18]

[edit] Everybody Must Get Stones [2.19]

[edit] Dharma Drags Edward Out of Retirement [2.20]

[edit] It Never Happened One Night [2.21]

[edit] Bed, Bath and Beyond [2.22]

[edit] A Girl Can Dream, Can't She? [2.23]

[edit] The Dating Game [2.24]

[edit] Cast

• Jenna Elfman - Dharma Freedom Montgomery, née Finkelstein
• Thomas Gibson - Gregory "Greg" Clifford Montgomery
• Susan Sullivan - Katherine "Kitty" Montgomery
• Mitch Ryan - Edward Montgomery
• Mimi Kennedy - Abigail Kathleen "Abby" O'Neil
• Alan Rachins - Myron Lawrence "Larry" Finkelstein
• Shae D'Lyn - Jane Deaux
• Joel Murray - Peter James "Pete" Cavanaugh

[edit] External links

• Dharma & Greg quotes at the Internet Movie Database