Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star is a 2003 American comedy film directed by Sam Weisman and starring David Spade and Mary McCormick.
[edit] Quotes
- Sally: Dickie, there has to be water in it!
- Dickie: This is Nucking Futs!
[acting as a 6-year-old, finding a new bike on Christmas morning]
- Dickie: Holy shit, a bike!
- Rob Reiner: You're six.
- Dickie: Holy crap, a bike!
- Rob Reiner: You're six.
- Dickie: Goo-goo, ga-ga, bikey!
- Rob Reiner: Too far back.
- Mrs. Gertrude: Aren't you a bit big to be in a stroller?
- Dickie: Aren't you a bit big to be on the sidewalk?
- Sally: Brick wall, waterfall. Dickie thinks he got it all, but he don't and I do. So, Boom with that attitude. Peace, punch Captain Crunch. I've got something you can't touch. Bang-Bang choo-choo train. Wind me up, I do my thing. Reeses Pieces, 7-Up. You mess with me, I'll mess you up.
- Bully: Hey!
- Dickie: Hey? Don't you mean, "Oink"?
[Grace is pushing Dickie down the sidewalk in a stroller]
- Grace: This feels a little odd.
- Dickie: Dude, I'm the one in the stroller.
- Grace: Did you just call me dude?
- Dickie: I mean mommy.
- Dickie: [to a bully picking on Sam] Is that red hair, or did someone light a fart off your mouth?
- Dickie: Whoa! You ever have such a bad wipeout you don't even feel it?
[falls]
- Sam: That wasn't one of them!
- Dickie: [having cereal] Hey, look. There's a prize inside!
[gives Grace the middle finger]
- Dickie: May I help you? Was I being too loud in my treehouse?
- Sidney: I may have to go to the bathroom every 45 minutes, but at least I get to pee in a gold toilet.
- Sally: Dickie, you promised to help me with my pep squad tryouts.
- Dickie: Oh, I will. That pep squad spot's got your name all over it. Did I ever tell you I was a backup dancer for Vanilla Ice?
- Sam: [laughs] No way!
- Dickie: Oh, yeah? I owe him a call.
