Doctor Evil is a fictional character from the Austin Powers series.
"You mean I finally have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?"
"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough."
"How 'bout 'NO!'?, you crazy Dutch Bastard."
"I will not tolerate your insolence!"
"Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?!"
"One Million Dollars!"
"One... Hundred... Billion Dollars!"
(while doing the Macarena)"duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca..."
"Throw me a frickin' bone here!"
"Welcome to my underground / volcanic / submarine. lair."
"Why make trillions when we can make...billions?"
"Let me tell you a little story about a man named 'Shhh'"
"I'm going to get you Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth..."
(trying to discreetly tell Mini-Me to leave.) "Alright it's getting crowded in here. Everybody out, everybody out. Not you Scott. Not you Frau. Not you Number 2. Not you Goldmember. Not you guys back there. Not you henchman holding wrench. Not you henchman arbitrarily turning knobs and making it look like you're doing something."
"I'm Dougie! I'm Dougie!"
"You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for."
"1 billion, million, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion...yen."
"Zip it, ex zip it a, zippy longstockings, zip it, zip it good, subtitle: zip it, zuckle on my zipple, zip it, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exZIPIT A..."