Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge

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Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge is the fifth Dragon Ball Z movie.

Cooler: Frieza's the one in charge of this quadrant. Let him clean up his own mess. I've got seven planets to destroy by the end of the day. Why should I allow myself to get behind schedule just to cover his mistake? Besides, it's just a Saiyan child. He's no threat to us. (while watching Frieza on the screen) Ah, look at him. What foolishness. He's so pleased with himself that he's blinded by his arrogant pride. That could be King Vegeta in that space pod for all he knows. You got a lot to learn, brother.

Dialogue [edit]

Chi-Chi: (yelling) Well, what's more important, camping or homework!?
Goku: Chi-Chi, I'm not an idiot. Every parent knows the answer to that. Camping, of course.
Cooler: What? My brother killed by a Saiyan!? That's absurd! How could a Saiyan generate enough power to destroy Frieza?
Neiz: It happened my Lord. This Saiyan has been living on Earth. He left Vegeta right before Lord Frieza blew it up.
Cooler: I never did like him. And now he goes and disgraces my father and I by getting killed by a Saiyan. (to himself) Father always spoiled you rotten, you little brat! (to Salza) Salza!
Salza: Sir.
Cooler: Prepare the ship for departure.
Doore: Huh?
Cooler: I don't know who this Saiyan thinks he is but no one attacks our family and lives. No one! Plot a course for Earth.


Goku: HEY! (he walks up to his friends)
Doore: Well, what do we have here?
Goku: (after Gohan and Krillin are attacked by Salza, Neiz, and Doore) My name is Goku! These are my friends!
Salza: Hmmm...Goku! This is the Saiyan that destroyed Frieza!
Doore: You don't say!? Let's kill 'im!
Neiz: Yeah, I wanna kill the guy who killed Frieza.
Salza: Destroying Frieza was a feat a few could pull off. You may be a prestigious kill for us.
Goku: So who are you guys anyway?
Salza: (same time as Neiz and Doore) We are Cooler's Armored Squadron!
Neiz: We are Cooler's Armored Squadron!
Doore: We are Cooler's Armored Squadron! (Salza, Neiz, and Doore attack Goku)
Goku: Great! There goes our camping trip!
Gohan: Be careful, dad!
Salza: AAAAAHHHH!! (sends his crew to attack Goku, but he dodges their attack)
Goku: Er! Ha! (jumps over Neiz)
Neiz: Ha! (Goku blocks Neiz's punch)
Doore: Gr! (Goku blocks his punch as well and Salza tries to kick Goku, but he misses, and Goku knocks Neiz, Salza, and Doore away) HA!
Gohan: Come on, Krillin! You got to get up!


Cooler: This isn't the place for anyone now. (his eye beam blast is about to shoot Gohan)
Gohan: Ah!
Goku: Gah! (grabs Gohan as Cooler's Death Beam hit his back causing his back shirt to rip)
Gohan: Dad, we've been hit! (they spinning around falling off as Goku takes a blast at Cooler, but deflects it, and they fall into the river)




Doore: (Doore and Salza are blasting nonstop in order to locate Goku) Attention to detail, that's why we're the best! We're so darn thorough. Heh heh heh heh...
Salza: Yeah. We always get the monkey!
Korin: Hey, what the-
Yajirobe: I'm the bean daddy this time! Bean daddy!
Korin: Is that so!? Well, who put you in charge!? They're my beans!
Yajirobe: I watered 'em!
Korin: You watered 'em!? What the-!?
Gohan: Here, mister Korin, these are yours.
Korin: Huh? Oh, well I guess you do have pretty good manners. I guess you can keep 'em.
Yajirobe: Stop messin' with 'im! You were gonna give 'im the beans anyway!
Korin: Would you shut up!
Korin: See you later, kid.
Gohan: Bye bye!
Korin: Why the heck do I let you live up here?
Yajirobe: I don't know. Beats the heck outta me.
Gohan: See you later. (jumps out of the Korin tower) Hee hee hee hee hee! Icarus, I'm ready boy!


Goku: Hey, what's all the racket? I'm alive, okay?
Krillin: Ah...uh...don't mind me. Just checking, after all, there's no sensing guarding a dead guy, right?
Goku: That's right.


Doore: This is ridiculous. I think they're dead.
Neiz: As if it matters what he thinks. What matters is what Lord Cooler thinks.

(Gohan and Icarus are about to go to the cave to see Goku)

Gohan: Come on boy! Almost there! Oh, you really got it bad, don't you? Hey, I know! Here. Take this, boy! (gives a bean to Icarus) Ah!
Icarus: Raawk!
Gohan: Whoa! Heh heh heh heh heh! That did the trick! Good as new!
Icarus: Raawk!
Salza: (checks his scouter) Got him!
Gohan: Betcha never thought you could fly this fast! Did ya? Heh ha ha ha ha!
Salza: So, Going somewhere, monkey boy?
Gohan: Uh oh! (looks behind Salza, Doore, and Neiz) Icarus, Let's get out of here, quick!
Doore: Let him have it, Salza!
Neiz: Heh heh heh! Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Doore: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Salza: Ha! (takes an energy blast at Icarus' wings)
Gohan: Yaaaaaaah! (Icarus and Gohan are about to go to the ground, Gohan jumps off and he picks him up) It's okay, I got you. (Doore kicks Gohan causing Icarus to fall in the forest) Icarus!
Doore: Heh heh heh heh heh heh! Huh? Hey, what you got in the bag there, monkey boy? Eh! Give it here! (Gohan refuses to give the bag to Doore) Give it! Grr! Alright, that's it! You're going bye-bye, kid! (squeezes Gohan's head)
Gohan: Grrr...
Salza: A Namek. Out here.
Doore: It's all over for you, Namek! You're going to die!
Piccolo: Not likely, I'd see you fight.
Doore: (yelling) I'm going to rip you apart!! Yaaaaaah! (he is about to punch Piccolo, but rips through his turban) Ah! Where'd he go? (Piccolo punches Doore and knocks him to the ground)
Piccolo: Gohan, what are you doing? Get those beans to your dad! Hurry!
Gohan: Right. I'll be right back.
Doore: Grr...oh yeah? That's what you think!! Raaaaaaaah! (he fly up when he is about to fight Gohan, Piccolo was still fighting Neiz)
Piccolo Gohan. (blasts an yellow energy wave at Neiz, but dodges it)
Neiz: Ha ha! You missed me! (the yellow energy is about to aim at Doore)
Salza: He was aiming for Doore you idiot!
Neiz: Huh? ( he looks at Doore, and Piccolo kicks Neiz away)
Doore: Huh? Grr...ah...grr...ah... (gets scared of Piccolo's homing bean, he tries to dodge it, but it is homing at him,) Move it! (tries to steal Gohan's bag of beans, but Gohan dodges it, and he dodges the beam as well) Ah ah!
Neiz: Ugh! (got hit by Piccolo)
Salza: Gah! (got hit by Piccolo as well, and controls his homing beam at Doore, and he blocks it)
Doore: DARN IT! I CAN'T...GRRRR...AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (the beam cuts through Doore's guard killing him, as Gohan flys up)
Neiz: Doore. (gets upset at Piccolo) You're dead! Grrrr... (the electricity comes out of his hands, as Piccolo continues fighting Salza)
Salza: Grr... (flys away from Piccolo)
Neiz: Have it! (blasts at Piccolo)
Salza: Excellent, Neiz! Finish him off! I'm going after the kid!
Neiz: Right.
Salza:
Neiz: I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now! A taste for a Namek. How yummy! Huh? Yaaaaaaaaah! (Piccolo grabs on Neiz's head shocking him killing him, as his corpse fall down)
Piccolo: My name is Piccolo. You should have never come to this planet!
Cooler: Salza, leave him to me! (blasts Piccolo with Death Beam) Salza, what are you waiting for! Go get the kid!
Salza: Yes my lord.
Piccolo: You're supposed to be dead! Ah (gets blasted by Cooler) Aaaaah!



Gohan: Krillin, no! You jerk! Haaaaaah! Yaaaaaah! (attacks Salza, but dodges it and kicks him away)
Salza: (after kicking kicking Gohan away) Heh heh heh. Kids, they never know their limits. Now it's time to take care of the sick and wounded. It must have been a fluke. I don't see how a guy like this could've possibly killed Frieza. (Salza's scouter goes haywire) Huh!? What's this!? Impossible. I'm picking up a power level that's going off the scale! But the Saiyan was barely alive! The only other one there was that pig! It couldn't be the pig, could it? Huh!? (Salza's scouter explodes) Ah! What the heck's going on!? (Salza spots Goku) Huh...ah...it's you...
Krillin: Goku...
Goku: Hmph! Hang in there. You did great! I'm proud of you! (Gohan collapses) Gohan! Rest easy son! Hurting innocent people is something I don't tolerate.
Salza: Uh...uh...he's healed! But...h-how!?
Goku: If I were you, I'd get off this planet. Trust me, you don't want any of this!
Cooler: Oh, but I do Saiyan. I do.
Salza: Huh?
Cooler: Salza?
Salza: Yes, Lord Cooler.
Cooler: Perhaps you could do me a little favor. (Cooler is holding Piccolo's unconscious body) Tell me, what should I do with this Namek?
Goku: Grr...put him down Frieza!
Salza: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is Frieza's brother you imbecile, wake up! This is Lord Cooler, the most illustrious fighter in the universe. Soon, you will be at his mercy.
Cooler: What mercy? (throws Piccolo down)
Goku: Ah! (blasts Piccolo) Ah! (explodes and sends Piccolo flying up) Piccolo, no! (Piccolo falls to the ground)
Cooler: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Goku: Oh!
Salza: Ha! Ah! (punches Goku's face) Uh!
Goku: You're as twisted inside as your brother! Full of hatred! Well, no more! You've dug your own grave
Cooler: Really? Because after I kill you, I'm going to turn this planet and everyone on it into dust.
Goku: No way! Not on my watch! (powers up, and sends Salza into the rubble)


Cooler: Well well, not bad. Rather impressive, actually. Frieza, yes. I can see you had trouble with you. My brother was a pest I would have killed him sooner or later. He was always trying to beat me.


Goku: Whoa, man! He's huge!
Cooler: Hm hm hm hm hm! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yes, time to die! (it covers his mouth, as his transformation is complete, comes up to Goku) You're mine! (Goku vanishes when Cooler is about to punch him, he goes up to the sky)
Goku: Ah! (Cooler kicks Goku in the stomach, sending him to the wall) Uh! (Cooler punches Goku harder to the water)
Cooler: Oh! Raaaaaaaaah! (flies into the water, and punches Goku in the stomach, parting the water)
Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Cooler: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I love doing that. (Goku gets out of the water and gets behind Cooler) Well, back for more I see.
Goku: Hah...hah...haaaaaaaaaaa... (vanishes and gets behind Goku)
Cooler: Hello. (punches Goku)
Goku: Ah! Grr... (flys up to Cooler and punches him, he vanishes, and knocks Goku away) Ah! (powers up when he is about to get Cooler, but got behind him)
Cooler: So this is the Legendary Super Saiyan supposed to be. What a laugh!
Goku: Ha! (kicks, and Cooler vanishes)
Cooler: Ha! (punches Goku into the mountain, and by the river) Haaaaaaa! (punches Goku up the rubble)
Goku: Oh!
Cooler: Raaaaaah! (pushes Goku up the mountain and to the ground)
Goku: Ahh! Aaah!
Cooler: Raaaaah! (he slams Goku under the ground, as the ground breaks apart, and water falls out of the Earth, and Goku gets out of the lake with his shirt torn off)
Goku: Hah...hah...hah...
Cooler: Look at you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You can't even detect my movements! What are you going to do, huh?
Goku: Haaaaaah!
Cooler: Huh?
Goku: Haaaaaaah! (blasts Cooler, but no effect on him, as he fly up to Goku) NO WAY! (Cooler pops out and punches Goku, kicking him in the abs, sends him to the rubble stomping on him) Ah...huh... (he faints)
Cooler: Ha! So this is the mighty Super Saiyan that defeated my brother? How ridiculous! Frieza deserved to die if he got beat by a weakling like you. I am the supreme master of this universe! (destroys everything) I am the great destroyer! The taker of life! It is my will that this planet and everyone on it, be annilated! (Goku falls over to the ground)
Oolong: What's going on? Our planet's shaking! We're all gonna die!

(A Bird gets injuired by Cooler)

Krillin: Goku...
Gohan: Aaaaah... (falls over and faints)
Goku: No! Krillin! Gohan! (gets a nightmare about Piccolo blown up, and sees the image of Piccolo, and wakes up and sees an injured bird, and picks him up) No. I didn't do...anything wrong! I can't! Grrrrr...
Cooler: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Goku: Grr...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Cooler: What's this!
Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (the rocks fall to the ground, and Goku heals a bird and flys away and runs into Cooler)
Cooler: What? What's going on? He's different. He's changed. (sees Goku turned into a Super Saiyan)
Goku: Grrr...
Cooler: Saiyan insect, prepare to be squashed! Grr... (gets grabbed by Goku) Huh?
Goku: (grabs Cooler's wrist) Why don't you wake up! You're hurting people! What have they done to you?
Cooler: Grr... (punches Goku's abs)
Goku: I can't let you take your unhappiness out on other people anymore!
Cooler: What are you talking about? I kill when I want! The weak die and the strong survive!
Goku: Alright, we'll play by your rule, Cooler! Let's go! (knocks Cooler away, and punches him in the face, and the stomache)
Cooler: Hm...heh heh heh ha ha! Now I don't know why my brother is killed. I love it! You're too much! (takes a blast at Goku, smoke clears and uses a giant planet destroyer) Ha ha ha ha ha! Sleeping of a job Super Saiyan! I have a lot of energy faster than my brother! You should've taken your eyes off me! Now die with this planet! Raaaaaah! (throws at a flame ball at Goku)
Goku: Aaaaaaaaah! (holds on to Cooler's ultimate attack)
Cooler: Ha ha ha ha! Struggle all you want! It's over! That's what you get for disgracing my family!
Goku: You murdered millions of innocent people! I can't let you go on!
Cooler: Ha ha ha ha ha! Yes! It is I who decides who lives and who dies! All living things are mere playthings to me! No one can comprehend my power and cunning! What!?
Goku: Grr...haaaaaaaaaa... (takes a blast at Cooler's planet destroyer)
Cooler: No! It can't be! Curse you! Grr... (grabs onto his own attack as Goku sends him to space) BLASTED SAIYAN!! YOU CAN'T HOLD ME FOREVER!! I'M GONNA GET OFF IT WHEN I DO! I'M GONNA RIP HIM TO PIECES!! HUH!? This the star of the solar system, maybe I'll just blow that up instead, and let them all freeze to death in darkness. Wait a second, I'm heading right for it! (gets sent into the sun) CURSE THAT SAIYAN MONKEY! Why wasn't he destroyed with the rest of them?! Wait. I remember now, I REMEMBER! (recalling to the destruction of Planet Vegeta) Belay that order. Frieza's the one in charge of this quadrant. Let him clean up his own mess. He is no threat to us. I don't believe it. I could have killed him! I LET HIM GO! I LET HIM GO!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!

(the sun explodes and sends an energy all over the sky, later, Goku was fallen to the ground tired)

Goku: Yes! I did it! With the little help from the sun.
Krillin: How ya feeling there, champ?
Goku: Uh...oh...huh?
Gohan: Way to go dad!
Goku: Well, we all helped. Even Icarus let to hand.
Icarus: Raawk!
Goku: Good boy, Icarus.
Oolong: So where in the world is Piccolo?
Gohan: That's a good question. Oh.
Krillin: You know Piccolo! He'll show up when we least expected.
Gohan: Yeah, but, he was injured. (the rocks shake)
Krillin: Hey, that must be him now! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Gohan: Ha! Alright, Piccolo! Hee hee hee hee! (Salza pops out) Ah!
Krillin: Ah!
Goku: Oh!
Salza: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! You look like a bunch of deer caught in the headlights! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha! You loose suckers! Now die! (Piccolo uses Special Beam Cannon to shoot Salza) Aaaaaaaah! Uhhhh! Ah! (falls over and dies)
Krillin: Huh?
Goku: Huh?
Gohan: I don't see him. Ah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Piccolo! I know you're there! Come out! Piccolo!

(In The End, Piccolo Gets Up And Drinks Water and Regenerates)

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