DuckTales (1987–1990) is an animated series produced by The Walt Disney Company based on Carl Barks' Uncle Scrooge comic book series about the adventures of Scrooge McDuck and his three grandnephews, Huey.
- 1 Season 1
- 1.1  Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part I: Don't Give Up The Ship
- 1.2  Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part II: Wronguay in Ronguay
- 1.3  Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part III: Three Ducks of the Condor
- 1.4  Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part IV: Cold Duck
- 1.5  Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part V: Too Much Of A Gold Thing
- 1.6  Send in the Clones
- 1.7  Sphinx for the Memories
- 1.8  Where No Duck Has Gone Before
- 1.9  Armstrong
- 1.10  Robot Robbers
- 1.11  Magica's Shadow War
- 1.12  Master of the Djinni
- 1.13  Hotel Strangeduck
- 1.14  The Lost Crown of Genghis Khan
- 1.15  Duckman of Aquatraz
- 1.16  The Money Vanishes
- 1.17  Sir Gyro de Gearloose
- 1.18  Dinosaur Ducks
- 1.19  Hero for Hire
- 1.20  Superdoo!
- 1.21  Maid of the Myth
- 1.22  Down and Out in Duckburg
- 1.23  Much Ado About Scrooge
- 1.24  Top Duck
- 1.25  Pearl of Wisdom
- 1.26  The Curse of Castle McDuck
- 1.27  Launchpad's Civil War
- 1.28  Sweet Duck of Youth
- 1.29  Earth Quack
- 1.30  Home Sweet Homer
- 1.31  Bermuda Triangle Tangle
- 1.32  Micro Ducks from Outer Space
- 1.33  Back to the Klondike
- 1.34  Horse Scents
- 1.35  Scrooge's Pet
- 1.36  Catch as Cash Can, Part I: A Drain On The Economy
- 1.37  Catch as Cash Can, Part II: A Whale Of A Bad Time
- 1.38  Catch as Cash Can, Part III: Aqua Ducks
- 1.39  Catch as Cash Can, Part IV: Working For Scales
- 1.40  Merit-Time Adventure
- 1.41  The Golden Fleecing
- 1.42  Ducks of the West
- 1.43  Time Teasers
- 1.44  Back Out in the Outback
- 1.45  Raiders of the Lost Harp
- 1.46  The Right Duck
- 1.47  Scroogerello
- 1.48  Double-O-Duck
- 1.49  Luck O' the Ducks
- 1.50  Duckworth's Revolt
- 1.51  Magica's Magic Mirror / Take Me Out of the Ball Game
- 1.52  Duck to the Future
- 1.53  Jungle Duck
- 1.54  Launchpad's First Crash
- 1.55  Dime Enough for Luck
- 1.56  Duck in the Iron Mask
- 1.57  The Uncrashable Hindentanic
- 1.58  The Status Seekers
- 1.59  Nothing to Fear
- 1.60  Dr. Jekyll and Mr. McDuck
- 1.61  Once Upon a Dime
- 1.62  Spies in Their Eyes
- 1.63  All Ducks on Deck
- 1.64  Ducky Horror Picture Show
- 1.65  Till Nephews Do Us Part
- 2 Season 2
- 2.1  Time is Money, Part I: Marking Time
- 2.2  Time is Money, Part II: The Duck Who Would Be King
- 2.3  Time is Money, Part III: Bubba Trubba
- 2.4  Time is Money, Part IV: Ducks On The Lam
- 2.5  Time is Money, Part V: Ali Bubba's Cave
- 2.6  Super DuckTales, Part One: Liquid Assets
- 2.7  Super DuckTales, Part Two: Frozen Assets
- 2.8  Super DuckTales, Part Three: Full Metal Duck
- 2.9  Super DuckTales, Part Four: The Billionaire Beagle Boys Club
- 2.10  Super DuckTales, Part Five: Money to Burn
- 2.11  The Land of Tra-La-La
- 2.12  Allowance Day
- 2.13  Bubbeo and Juliet
- 2.14  The Good Muddahs
- 2.15  My Mother, The Psychic
- 2.16  Metal Attraction
- 2.17  Dough Ray Me
- 2.18  Bubba's Big Brainstorm
- 2.19  The Big Flub
- 2.20  A Case of Mistaken Secret Identity
- 2.21  Blue Collar Scrooge
- 2.22  Beaglemania
- 2.23  Yuppy Ducks
- 2.24  The Bride Wore Stripes
- 2.25  The Unbreakable Bin
- 2.26  Attack of the 50-Foot Webby
- 2.27  The Masked Mallard
- 2.28  A DuckTales Valentine
- 2.29  Ducky Mountain High
- 2.30  Attack of the Metal Mites
- 2.31  The Duck Who Knew Too Much
- 2.32  New Gizmo Kids on the Block
- 2.33  Scrooge's Last Adventure
- 2.34 [99-100] The Golden Goose
- 3 Comic stories
- 4 DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp
- 5 Commerical bumper
- 6 External links
 Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part I: Don't Give Up The Ship
- Donald: Now, while I'm in the Navy, boys, you mind your Uncle Scrooge.
- Huey: But he's so cheap!
- Donald: Yeah. But he's family. Okay, Huey?
- Huey: Yes, Uncle Donald.
- Donald: No back talk, Dewey.
- Dewey: No, Uncle Donald.
- Donald: Louie, be good. And no stink bombs.
- Louie: Uh, yes and no, Uncle Donald.
- Scrooge: Donald, you can't be serious about this crazy idea. There's no profit in it.
- Donald: But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge. I wanna see the world!
- Scrooge: So I'll buy you a globe.
 Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part II: Wronguay in Ronguay
- Flintheart Glomgold: [Answering the phone] Money talks, I listen. Speak!
- [Surprising each other while searching for the treasure ship]
- Glomgold: Scrooge!
- Scrooge: Glomgold!
- El Capitan: Los ninos!
- Huey, Dewey and Louie: That guy!
 Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part III: Three Ducks of the Condor
- Launchpad: Big rubble, no trouble! Gyro tells me you need a pilot for an experimental plane.
- Scrooge: What I need is my head examined.
- Launchpad: Don't worry, Mr. McD. If it's got wings, I can crash it.
- Scrooge: I hope my medical insurance is paid up.
- Launchpad: Well, the engines are busted, but those condors gave me an idea! Trouble is... I don't know how to get 'er off the ground.
- Donald: You leave that to me!
- Launchpad: Great! You handle the takeoff!
- Donald: Okay!
- Launchpad: Things must be worse than I thought... I'm beginning to understand him!
 Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part IV: Cold Duck
- Louie: [About girls] [Webby's] making friends with penguins while Unca Scrooge is lost in the snow.
- Mrs. Beakley: You know, we could backtrack the walrus' trail and find your uncle.
- Louie: Er... yeah! We were just gonna say that!
- Dewey: [To Huey] They must get smarter as they get older.
 Treasure of the Golden Suns, Part V: Too Much Of A Gold Thing
- (After crashing the carrier into a river)
- Dewey: We're caught in the current!
- Scrooge: Looks like your runway is running away with us. Let's get back into the sky!
- Launchpad: Don't worry. When the going gets tough, the harder they fall.
- Webby: Gee! An escalator!
- Mrs. Beakley: No, dear. This is an older model. We have to walk up these.
 Send in the Clones
- Bigtime: Thanks for sneakin' us outta jail, Magica. We was gettin' bored waitin' for our time to run out!
- Magica: How long was your sentence?
- Bigtime: Life.
- Scrooge: I didn't get rich by being stupid.
- Donald: Nobody's going to make a king out of me and get away with it!
- Louie: What are they doing to Unca Donald?
- Scrooge: Whatever it is, it will be an improvement.
- Huey: Unca Scrooge, what's wrong?
- Scrooge: Those movie people called.
- Huey: That's good.
- Scrooge: But they can't repay me in cash.
- Louie: That's bad.
- Scrooge: So instead they're giving me Duckburg Studios.
- Huey, Dewey, Louie and Doofus: That's GREAT!!
- Scrooge: If Duckburg studios is going to survive, Major Courage is going to need a major overhaul.
- Major Courage: Uh... How major?
- Scrooge: Major major, Major.
- Gyro Gearloose: You told me to make it as real as I could, so I did.
- Scrooge: You know what I like about gold? I have a lot of it!
- Armstrong: My name is Armstrong. I am your friend.
- Scrooge: Why no marshmallows in my hot chocolate?
- Duckworth: (clears throat) It's inefficient, sir.
- Scrooge: Efficiency has its place but NOT in my hot chocolate.
 Robot Robbers
- Scrooge: [About newspapers] I just love looking through the Business section. My name's on every page.
- Glomgold: Scrooge McDuck, you're a low-down ruthless rat!
- Scrooge: What can I say, Flintheart? You bring out the best in me.
 Magica's Shadow War
- Huey: It's a shadow thief!
- Scrooge: After him! Er.. her! Er.. it!
- Poe: Shadow took over, locked Magica in a closet! Free her!
- Scrooge: Free that-that-that WITCH?! Never! It serves her right! She can stay locked in 'til Doomsday and it would be just ducky with me.
- Huey: But if she gets rid of that shadow...
- Dewey: We can't keep these lights on forever.
- Louie: Think of the electric bill.
- Scrooge: You have a point. Okay, let's go.
 Master of the Djinni
- Scrooge: Still a cheater, eh, Glomgold?
- Glomgold: I look at it this way: Why not?
- [To Scrooge and Glomgold disguised as harem girls]
- Sultan: How did two camel humps like you become part of the finest harem in the land?
- Scrooge: 2-for-1 sale?
 Hotel Strangeduck
- Louie: It sure is dark in here.
- Huey: I wonder where the light switch is.
- Louie: Hey, I found a candle!
- Dewey: Anybody got a match? [The "ghost" lights it for them]
- Louie: T-t-thank you. Now we know which way to run.
- Huey, Dewey and Louie: YAAAAH!!!!!!!!
- Huey: Hey, why would a ghost need to use a door?
- Dewey: Is that a riddle or a knock-knock joke?
 The Lost Crown of Genghis Khan
- Webby: You're so smart, Uncle Scrooge.
- Scrooge: Thanks, darling. And wasn't it smart of you to notice?
- Launchpad: You guys gotta think positive!
- Huey: But, Launchpad, Webby's lost, Unca Scrooge is lost, we're lost...
- Louie: ...and there's a monster in these caves trying to get 'em.
- Launchpad: C'mon! There must be something positive about all this.
- Dewey: If we don't keep moving, we're going to freeze to death.
- Launchpad: There you go!... You gotta keep a stiff upper lip, Louie.
- Louie: That's easy. It's frozen.
 Duckman of Aquatraz
- Dewey: Look! We know Unca Scrooge didn't steal that painting, right?
- Louie: Yeah! He only likes little paintings of presidents. The ones on dollar bills.
- [Scrooge is arm-wrestling the other inmates in quick succession]
- Scrooge: [Wins] Next. [Wins] Next. [Wins] Next.
- Mad Dog McGurk: [Rubbing his hand] How'd you get so strong, McDuck?
- Scrooge: By lifting moneybags.
- Prisoner: I lifted some moneybags once... right before they threw me in here.
 The Money Vanishes
- Scrooge: Until tomorrow, my beautiful cash. Good night, sleep tight and don't let inflation bite.
- Bigtime: It'll take a whole night of back-breaking work, aching muscles, dirt and sweat. [Passes the shovel to his brothers] You guys better get started.
- Dewey: Go ahead, Beagle Boys, take my ray!
 Sir Gyro de Gearloose
 Dinosaur Ducks
 Hero for Hire
- Bankjob: We gotta get out of here!
- Beagle Boys: YEAH!
- Bankjob: We gotta get out of here!
- Beagle Boys: YEAH!
- Bankjob: We gotta get out of here and into Scrooge's money bin!
- Beagle Boys: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
- Babyface: [after he, Bankjob, and Bugle go flying out of Ma Beagle's car and into a paddy wagon] See what happens when you don't wear your seat belts?
- Launchpad: [talking to Doofus during a ransom call] Did they hurt you?
- Doofus: [crying] They tortured me, Launchpad! They ate my pancakes!
- Launchpad: [under his breath] Those rats!
- [Launchpad decides not to tell the police anything after receiving a threatening phone call from the Beagle Boys]
- Judge: Now what were you here about, son?
- Launchpad: [quickly and nervously] I just wanted to tell you a joke: I knew a burglar who was so successful, he stopped makin' house calls. A yuk-yuk. [hurries away]
- Judge: Yuck is right.
- Launchpad: [to Ma Beagle] I'm lookin' for my friend Doofus, chubby little kid, about the size of this lamp. [motions to Doofus, who is tied up with a lampshade on his head]
- Launchpad: Surprise, Mr. McD!
- Scrooge: [happily] Launchpad, you're alive! [raises his cane] I'M GOIN' TA KILL YOU!
 Maid of the Myth
- Viking 1: Feeding the prisoners to the sharks isn't any fun.
- Viking 2: It is for the sharks!
 Down and Out in Duckburg
 Much Ado About Scrooge
 Top Duck
 Pearl of Wisdom
- Yardarm: [to Sharky] A plan worthy of a master criminal — all you're missing is a little diabolical laughter.
 The Curse of Castle McDuck
 Launchpad's Civil War
 Sweet Duck of Youth
 Earth Quack
 Home Sweet Homer
- Scrooge: Your Uncle Donald's done something right for a change. By accident, of course.
- Sirens: [chanting] Pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes, come to us while there's still time. Golden ducky ever bold, look into our eyes of gold.
 Bermuda Triangle Tangle
 Micro Ducks from Outer Space
 Back to the Klondike
 Horse Scents
 Scrooge's Pet
 Catch as Cash Can, Part I: A Drain On The Economy
- [referring to Glomgold's way of bailing the Beagles out of prison]
- Bouncer: "Ain't it a little early for Thanksgiving?
- Huey: (on Scrooge) I think those Beagle Boys have finally driven him nutso.
- Dewey: Knock it off! Uncle Scrooge is perfectly sane!
- Scrooge McDuck: (singsong) Yoo-hoo! Laddies! I've something to show you!
- [They enter the bin, and see Scrooge has rigged a giant artillery cannon to the door.]
- Huey: Right, no mental problems here.
- Scrooge McDuck: (going crazy) No, no! Beagle Boys! Hide money! Win contests! Pretty fruit!
- Dewey: Snap out of it, Uncle Scrooge! We need you! (throws a wad of cash at Scrooge's head)
- Scrooge McDuck: Thanks, Dewey. I needed that.
- Dewey: You're all right!
- Scrooge McDuck: Yes, and I've figured out how to save my money from the Beagle Boys!
- Huey, Dewey, and Louie: You do?
- Scrooge McDuck: Yes! I'll give it to them!
- Huey, Dewey, and Louie: Say what?
 Catch as Cash Can, Part II: A Whale Of A Bad Time
- Scrooge: (upon hearing that one of his cargo boats has vanished) A sea monster ate my ice creeeeeeeam!!! (he continues to shout this again and again as he flails crazily on the breakfast table)
- Mrs. Beakley: That must've been some ice cream.
- Huey: (holding down Scrooge) No, you don't understand! This wasn't ice cream! This was half his fortune!
- Security guard: I don't care if you're Frosty the Snowman's sisters. Mr. McDuck left explicit instructions for nobody to be let in, and that means you nobodies, too!
 Catch as Cash Can, Part III: Aqua Ducks
- [The ducks are imprisoned in an undersea city.]
- Launchpad McQuack: Say, why don't we find ourselves some spoons, and dig our way out of here?
- Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, how did you ever manage to survive childhood?
 Catch as Cash Can, Part IV: Working For Scales
- Scrooge: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
- Flintheart Glomgold: Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
 Merit-Time Adventure
- Captain Mallard: My first mate Quackerbill was swallowed alive, which means he no longer is. You all sailed with good old Quackerbill! Remember what he always used to say?
- Entire Room: ARRR...
- Captain Mallard: Besides that!
 The Golden Fleecing
- Scrooge: [About Launchpad] It's no wonder he doesn't wear a crash helmet. What's to protect?
- Triplets: Don't worry. Launchpad taught us everything he knows about flying.
- Scrooge: Now I'm worried.
 Ducks of the West
- [Huey restarts times after thwarting the robbery]
- Babyface: Hey, the money!
- [the officer gets up and starts blasting his pistol at the Beagle Boys]
- Bankjob: Wha-?! How'd he get loose?! Eh, take this copper!
- [but instead of the pistol, he has a hot dog, which splatters out of his hand]
- Babyface: Huh?!
- Bankjob: Let's get out of here!
- [the Beagle boys trip and fall over due to their shoes being tied together]
- Babyface: Yow!
- Bankjob: Oof!
- Babyface: What the..!
- Bankjob: Aah!
- [they squirm towards their car while the officer continues firing at them]
- Louie: Gee, they got away.
- Huey: Well, at least we stopped the robbery.
- [after Scrooge explains their plan]
- Bankjob: Hey! How come we gotta be the ones to stay behind and keep 'em busy?
- Scrooge: Because you're too stupid to hook up Gyro's time tub!
- Bankjob: All right, all right, just asking.
 Back Out in the Outback
 Raiders of the Lost Harp
- Magica: "Open!" says me.
 The Right Duck
- Scrooge: And to show his appreciation, old Scrooge McDuck is taking you all out to the finest hamburger stand in Duckburg!
- Webby: Can we order fries?
- Scrooge: You can even order hamburgers!
 Luck O' the Ducks
 Duckworth's Revolt
- Scrooge: (about re-hiring Duckworth) All in favor, say "yea!"
- Huey/Dewey/Louie: YAY!
- Scrooge: The "yays" have it!
 Magica's Magic Mirror / Take Me Out of the Ball Game
- Launchpad: I can't break their little hearts, Mr. McDee — you do it!
 Duck to the Future
 Jungle Duck
 Launchpad's First Crash
 Dime Enough for Luck
 Duck in the Iron Mask
 The Uncrashable Hindentanic
- Scrooge: [to Glomgold] Let's just say I'll invest a million in your company if I lose, and you invest a million in my company when I win.
- Director: McDuck, if we crash, we'll sue you for-!
- Carl Sagander: Billions and billions of dollars!
 The Status Seekers
- Scrooge: [on being told that a ballroom is only for "important" people] Well, I don't know about status, but I own this hotel.
 Nothing to Fear
- Mrs. Quackenbush: Oh, boys! Aren't you forgetting something?
- Dewey: Our teacher, Mrs. Quackenbush!
- Mrs. Quackenbush: You didn't do your homework, boys--and you know how I hate that!
- (the nephews scream)
- Louie: Whose idea was it not to do our homework?
- Huey and Dewey: Yours!
- Louie: Whose idea was it to listen to my idea?
- Dewey: It's almost as if someone knows what our worst fears are and is using them against us.
- Huey: But who would know that much about us?
- (The door swings open, and evil version of Uncle Scrooge stands before them)
- Nephews: Uncle Scrooge!
- Evil Scrooge: Figured it out, did ya?! Well, my worst fears came true when I got YOU three little television-leaver-oners! I never wanted you here, but that no-good Donald dumped you on me. (tosses and breaks Donald's picture scaring the nephews) I've been doing all this to scare you out of my life!
- Louie: B-but how could you do all those things?
- Evil Scrooge: I'm rich! I can do anything! (laughs evilly) And I'll be ever richer when you're out of here!
- Nephews: (crying) Uncle Scrooge!
- Evil Scrooge: Don't call me that! I don't want to be your uncle anymore! (leaves)
 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. McDuck
 Once Upon a Dime
 Spies in Their Eyes
- Seaman: What are your orders, admiral?
- Admiral Grimitz: Somebody do something!
 All Ducks on Deck
 Ducky Horror Picture Show
 Till Nephews Do Us Part
- Webby: If Millionara offered me an apple in the forest, I sure wouldn't eat it!
- Goldie: You say "I do," and I'll show you the breeze of my shotgun!
- Goldie: You no-good varmint! I'll teach ya to lay eyes on another woman!
- Launchpad: Oops! That darn eject button is always getting in the way!
 Time is Money, Part I: Marking Time
 Time is Money, Part II: The Duck Who Would Be King
- Launchpad: Gee, she's nice. Do you think I made an impression?
- Huey: What? When you knocked over the statue, or when you ran into the door?
- Launchpad: All three.
- Bubba: Skooge home?
- Scrooge: No, Bubba, no home. Och, I'm starting to talk like him. Launchpad, how soon can we get back in the air?
- Launchpad: It's in pretty deep, Mr. McDee. We're gonna need help.
- Bubba: Bubba help.
- Scrooge: You've helped enough already. Boys, you stay here.
- Bubba: Bubba come?
- Scrooge: No, Bubba stay. Launchpad come... Och, I'm starting to talk like him.
 Time is Money, Part III: Bubba Trubba
- Burger: Hey look, it's Ma! She musta broke outta jail!
- Bouncer: That's not Ma; it's Bigtime.
- Burger: Oh yeah; Ma's beard is darker.
- Glomgold: [seeing Scrooge on the news] Quick, give me something to throw!
- [Bouncer gives him a vase, which Glomgold throws into the TV]
- Glomgold: AAH! That vase is worth a quarter-million dollars!
- Bouncer: Not anymore!
- Scrooge: Gyro was right; Bubba's already costing me money! I've got to get him away from here. I know - you can take care of him!
- Louie: But we gotta go to school!
- Scrooge: Fine! Take 'im to school. Take 'im to the zoo. Take 'im to the cleaners! But just take 'im away from me!
- [At the Natural History Museum]
- Tour Guide: Scientists say that the Triceratops was a slow-moving, gentle creature.
- [Bubba and Tootsie come charging through the room, wreaking havoc]
- Tour Guide: ...But what do they know?
 Time is Money, Part IV: Ducks On The Lam
- [The Beagle Boys have taken over Scrooge's money bin, and Scrooge assembles an army outside to storm the bin.]
- Glomgold: Aw, what happened? Did you lose your key?
- Scrooge: Has anyone ever told you you're a deceitful, lying vulture?
- Glomgold: Aw, now you make me blush. But times a wasting! You owe me ten million dollars by noon tomorrow, or you can kiss your diamond mine goodbye! [his car speeds off]
- Scrooge: Ohh, YOU...! YOU...!
- [wheels around and points his cane at the bin]
- Scrooge: CHAAAAAAARGE!
- Glomgold: [chasing Bubba and Tootsie] I'll get you, laddie, and your little dinosaur too!
- [riding on Tootsie's back with Bubba]
- Scrooge: Bubba, I need to find a phone!
- Bubba: Phone?
- Scrooge [mimes answering a telephone] Ring, ring, hello?
- Bubba: [mimes back] Hewwo!
- Scroobe: Never mind, just turn here.
- Duckworth: And therefore, in the words of the immortal Shakespeare, "hit the road, Jack!"
 Time is Money, Part V: Ali Bubba's Cave
- Scrooge: Launchpad! You actually brought us down without crashing!
- Launchpad: Oh, great! There goes my reputation!
- Glomgold: Soon this cave will be mine, unfair and square!
 Super DuckTales, Part One: Liquid Assets
- Scrooge: A day without looking at me Money Bin is like a day without sunshine!
- Fenton: Together we can turn the financial world upside down!
- Scrooge: Do you mind if we start with my clothes?
- Ma Beagle: You goofs! What am I supposed to do with an empty Money Bin?! Live in it, like the old lady in the shoe?
 Super DuckTales, Part Two: Frozen Assets
- Launchpad: [on walkie-talkie] Launchpad to Mr. McDee, Launchpad to Mr. McDee. The Money Bin and I are a on a roll.
- Scrooge: Just make sure you don't roll into anything. [hears some noises over the walkie-talkie] What's all that racket?
- Launchpad: Eh, nothing to be concerned about. Just a little fender-bender, that's all.
- Scrooge: [hears people screaming] Why are people screaming?
- Launchpad: Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!
- Scrooge: How far are you from the mountain I bought?
- Launchpad: I'd say about an hour, give or take a crash or two. Ooh, kiss that billboard goodbye. Launchpad, over and out!
- Fenton: The Money Bin's full! Your frozen assets are now lukewarm.
- Scrooge: Good, Fenton! Every last dime's been accounted for?
- Fenton: Yup! Except for the dime I used to make this call.
- Scrooge: Dime? What dime?!
- Fenton: Oh, just an old shiny one.
- Scrooge: In a glass case?!
- Fenton: Yeah, but I'll pay you back.
- Scrooge: That was the first dime I ever earned, you idiot! Why else would it be in a case?!
- Fenton: Blatherin' blatherskite! I thought it was for emergency phone calls!
- Scrooge: Get it back, now! Or you're FIRED! [phone explodes in Fenton's face]
- Fenton: I think he's mad.
- Fenton: Uh, hi! I'm your new neighbor! Could I borrow the proverbial cup of sugar?
- Ma Beagle: Uh, well, uh, I don't have a proverbial cup. Will a tin one do?
- Fenton: Of course you know, this means a skirmish.
- Ma Beagle: How dare you steal what my boys rightfully stole first!
- Bigtime: It's bad enough that Jack Frost is nipping at my nose without youse guys bloodyin' it!
 Super DuckTales, Part Three: Full Metal Duck
- Fenton: It must be something you said; a secret word. Here goes - uh, "Ducks of Hazard." Uh, "now look what you've done!" ...Oh, blatherin' blatherskite! What could it be!?
- Fenton: [in disguise] Hi, Ma! It's me, Bermuda Beagle, back from being lost for 20 years in the Bermuda Triangle!
- Ma Beagle: Bermuda Beagle? I don't remember a son named Bermuda. 'Course, I got more boys than a toad has warts!
- Fenton: Ah, the old place looks just like I remember it!
- Baggy: Ahhh, but we didn't live here 20 years ago.
- Fenton: B-but what does it matter? The point is, we were together, a family. And by golly, any low-down worm that disagrees, he'll just have to take it up or we'll forklift it out of his hide. Speaking of hide, let's Beagle-bond a bit with a rousing game of hide-and-seek!
- Burger: Ooh, ooh, goody! Who's gonna be it?
- Fenton: Let's flip for it! Heads I win, tails you lose. Anybody got a bag full of dimes we could use?
- Ma Beagle: Hold it, you canine counterfiet! Look at this family photo. No Bermuda!
- Fenton: Uh, would you believe I was adopted?
- Fenton: Wakey-wakey. Hello, little boy. I'm the Tooth Fairy, and have I got a deal for you.
- Baggy: Uh, really?
- Fenton: Yes. If you give me that bag of dimes, I'll give you this bag of teeth.
- Bigtime: Better hang onto those - I think you're gonna need 'em!
- Duckworth: Announcing a dripping dunderhead, sir!
- Ma Beagle: Oh, I've always wanted a pink Thunderduck! Let's borrow it... permanently!
- Ma Beagle: If you don't like how I drive, get outta the hallway!
- Ma Beagle: Burger, if you don't control that appetite, I'm going to lose control of the car! [Burger jumps out]
- Burger: [ridiculous order, to a disguised GizmoDuck]
- GizmoDuck: That'll be a large bag of dimes, please. [Burger hands over the stolen bag of dimes] Thanks, sucker!
 Super DuckTales, Part Four: The Billionaire Beagle Boys Club
- City Official: This is worse than the terrorists who held the city attorney hostage with an accordion!
- Ma Beagle: Oh, this party is a dream come true! Who'd have thought I'd be hob-knobbing with Duckburg's finest?
- Bigtime: What're you talkin' about, Ma? You've been in most of their homes before.
- Ma Beagle: Yeah, but only to swipe their silverware.
- GizmoDuck: Gandra! Would you believe you've stolen my heart?
- Gandra: So is that any reason to steal my car?
- Ma Beagle: It's thieves like them who are making the world a lousy place to live for thieves like us!
- Ma Beagle: [chasing Huey, Dewey & Louie] Come back with that cash!
- Burger: [follows] Come back with those desserts!
 Super DuckTales, Part Five: Money to Burn
- Scrooge: [after alien robots steal the Money Bin] You haven't seen the last of me, you purse snatchers from space!
- Launchpad: What's more important, a couple of quadrillion dollars or your life?
- Scrooge: Is this a multiple-choice question?
 The Land of Tra-La-La
- Fenton: [watching Scrooge freak out and begin to make squirrel noises] Interesting...
 Allowance Day
- Scrooge: Fenton, it's Saturday! You were supposed to sign that lease extension yesterday!
- Fenton: That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!
- Scrooge: Wait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!
- Fenton: Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!
- General Chiquita: It's your last day, McDuck! For assaulting the president of the Banana Republic, I order you and your amigo here shot at high noon!
- Fenton: Is that high noon on Friday, or Saturday?
- Fenton: But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, much too nervous!
- Scrooge: What's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!
- General Chiquita: I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.
- Fenton: But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!
- Fenton: Friends, Romans, and banana lovers! I regret that I have but one life to give to your ridiculous country!
 Bubbeo and Juliet
 The Good Muddahs
 My Mother, The Psychic
 Metal Attraction
 Dough Ray Me
- Scrooge: Fenton, you're a genuine genius!
- Fenton: Oh, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.
 Bubba's Big Brainstorm
- Scrooge: [after Bubba causes a stack of books to fall down] Well, you get an "A" in home wreckonomics.
 The Big Flub
- Scrooge: [Getting out of bed] Time to make like interest rates and rise.
- Fenton's Mother: I'm so proud! My own son on Oprah Webfeet! And to think your class voted you most likely to become homeless.
- Mrs. Crackshell: [Reading a telegram from Fenton] Dear Mama, if you thought my head was in the clouds before, you should see me now. Your ever-loving and free-floating son, Fenton. P.S. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
 A Case of Mistaken Secret Identity
 Blue Collar Scrooge
- Scrooge: Well, you're no-good, low-down degenerates who belong behind bars, but... keep up the good work!
- Ma Beagle: Just shut up and suffer for your art!
 Yuppy Ducks
- Dr. von Swine: Now I must go! I have a one o'clock beak transplant, and I can't keep the patient waiting or she won't pay for her bill.
 The Bride Wore Stripes
- Ma Beagle: Hang on, boys! Your mother's about to enter the state of matrimony!
- Burger: Is that the state near Minny-soty?
- Ma Beagle: How about a little kiss goodnight? [Puckers up]
- Scrooge: I'd rather kiss Shamu the whale!
 The Unbreakable Bin
 Attack of the 50-Foot Webby
 The Masked Mallard
- Laurence Loudmouth: We don't need facts, we're in television!
 A DuckTales Valentine
 Ducky Mountain High
 Attack of the Metal Mites
- Scrooge: I'm allergic to money, you know. All I have to do is touch it and I break out into a rash of cash!
- Glomgold: You understand what to do?
- Dijon: Perfectly, Mr. Gleamgold. I mean, Goldheart. Heartburn?
- Glomgold: Glomgold, you brick-brain!
- Dijon: You are very perceptive, sir. Most people are not aware of Dijon's brain.
- Scrooge: There's one mite missing! It could multiply!
- [Gizmoduck gets distracted while he is supposed to be rescuing a man from a crumbling platform. He finally saves the panicked guy in the nick of time by flying up with his propellor.]
- Gizmoduck: [points to his propellor helmet] And I bet you thought my head was only filled with brains!
- Rescued Citizen: Oh, I would never think that!
- Scrooge: Fenton, don't you think it's time you went and called your friend? [winks repeatedly]
- Fenton: I think I oughta call a doctor, looks like you got somethin' in your eye!
 The Duck Who Knew Too Much
- Fenton: (on climbing under a moving train) Kids, don't try this at home!
- Scrooge: Waiter! There's an airplane in my soup!
- Fenton: If I have to, I'll save Mr. McDuck's money armed only with my wits! And no cracks about going into battle unarmed!
- Ma Crackshell: (watching a soap opera) Oh, Valerie, don't marry Drake! He's a cad, a scoundrel; not to mention he's a beakened gizzard.
 New Gizmo Kids on the Block
 Scrooge's Last Adventure
[99-100] The Golden Goose
- Webby: Duckworth, have you seen Hewey, Dewey and Louie?
- Duckworth: No, Miss Webigail, my morning has been quite calm.
- Glomgold: I know that Scrooge. I bet he's going to steal the sidewalks... or change the traffic lights, from red and green to vermillion and polka dot.
- Glomgold: And who are you, little lady?
- Magica: I'm no lady, I'm Magica DeSpell, the most evil sorceress in the world, and Scrooge's worst enemy.
- Glomgold: I'm sorry, but I'm Scrooge's worst enemy.
- Magica: Ha! I'm twice the enemy you are. I hate him.
- Glomgold: Well, I hate him more than you do!
- Magica: Yeah? Well, I hate him more than ring-around-the-cauldron!
- Glomgold: I hate him more than an I.R.S. audit in August!
- Magica: I'll turn you into a tongue-tied tree toad, you old buzzard. I'm more evil than ten of you!
- Fair official: Scrooge McDuck, you didn't pay for your rides on the ferris wheel, airplane, or water slide. You owe us two dollars and fifty-nine cents!
- Scrooge: Just for three little rides? (sigh) I could've bought seven new hats for the price of this one! (double sigh)
- Baggy: Scroogie got hold of some kind of treasure map, and he's taking off with his nephews tomorrow for the Artichoke!
- Bigtime: Not the Artichoke, idiot! The Arctic!
- Baggy: So? What's the difference?
- Bigtime: The Arctic is an ocean and an artichoke is a vegetable, dimwit!
- Baggy: Boy, are you smart! It's no wonder they call you Bigtime around here!
- Bigtime: They'll be calling you "Toothless" if you don't put me down!
- Glomgold: I've signed a whopping million dollar contract to write a book on my space odyssey! I'll make even more on the movie rights!
- Scrooge: Burst me bagpipes and tan me tartans! If it wasn't for me, you'd still be stuck on that miserable planet!
- Glomgold: I'm a fair man... I'll give you a one-line mention in the book!
- Scrooge: (when aliens steal his cuff links) Oh no, you don't! Not unless you've got eightteen quadrillion bucks! And FIFTY CENTS!
- Launchpad: Trapezium can be synthesized out of almost anything! Trouble is, it's not usually worth the effort! You can pick 'em up for a nickel over in St. Canard! I know this screwy duck and his daughter over there...
- Scrooge: Hold still, Magica! I get extra points for evil sorceress in this game!
- Fenton: Yipes! What do I do next? I'm no Launchpad! I can't fly!"
- Baggy: Geez! I ain't scrubbed so much since the reform school graduation dance!
- Scrooge: Confound you, Launchpad! You knocked the top off another pyramid!
- Launchpad: (gulp) Sorry, sir! At least now they're a matched set!
- Launchpad: $6.17? You dragged me away from my nap just to collect a dinky sum like that?
- Scrooge: (as Magica tries to steal his Number One Dime) Why, oh why couldn't that woman have a fetish for rutabagas, or something?
- Glomgold: What's this world coming to when you'd rather watch TV than argue with your greatest enemy?
- Magica: It's not nice to fire at a lady! And it's incredibly stupid to shoot at a witch!
- Scrooge: You let us go right now or I'm going to buy this place and tear it down to build hamburger stands!
- Launchpad: Please put your seats back in the upright positions.
- Scrooge: Just put the plane in an upright position!
- Scrooge: Ah, nothing but old robes. 40 years of searching, and I end up with Collie Baba's dirty laundry!
- Webby: Well, at least the box is pretty, Uncle Scrooge.
- Merlock: At last, after all these centuries, the lamp will be mine again!
- Dijon: Yes, yes! You will be more powerful than... than... locomotive! More faster than speedy bull! You will leap all buildings in a single town!
- Merlock: And you shall finally be rewarded for your dubious assistance.
- Dijon: Oh, you mean it? My own mountain of money?
- Merlock: Yes. Now, give it to me.
- Dijon: Give? What give?
- Merlock: The map. Give it to me.
- Dijon: De map? Dat specific map? Right here, right now?
- Merlock: (grabs Dijon by the collar) You didn't steal it?!
- Dijon: Too many people, Merlock! Only one Dijon! But look what I did steal - several billfolds... dis handy pocket watch... floss... and date nut bar... and two tickets to the feta cheese festival. For you, master!
- Merlock: Bah! (throws him to the ground)
- Dijon: Maybe you would like de floss?
- Merlock: (exasperated) Did you at least see where the map leads?
- Dijon: Oh yes, master, oh yes! Into de middle of de desert, where de sand burns like a hot kabob!
- Merlock: But I searched every square inch! Perhaps this time I'll let Scrooge do the searching for me...
- Dijon: Oh, smart move, master! Let him boil out his brains in de sun!
- Merlock: And you shall accompany him as his guide.
- Dijon: (nods, then realizes what he said) But I have such sensitive skin, and my brain boils so quickly! (Merlock gives him an angry look) But who needs brains to be a guide anyway?
- Launchpad: Maybe we took a wrong turn at that last sand dune.
- Scrooge: (after Launchpad's camel trips over a pyramid tip) Launchpad! Can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?
- Dewey: Think we'll see a mummy?
- Dijon: That reminds me - my mummy's expecting me; it's time for my nap.
- Dijon: Is there a doctor in the pyramid?
- Louie: Where ya gonna keep all this treasure, Unca Scrooge?
- Scrooge: Oh, I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums.
- Huey: That doesn't sound like Unca Scrooge.
- Scrooge: That way, I can enjoy a hefty tax break!
- Huey: That does!
- Scrooge: (after Merlock and Dijon double-cross them) D'oh! I knew that rat's prices were too good to be true!
- Launchpad: Forward, ho! (they crash into the wall) Reverse, ho!
- Scrooge: If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!
- Launchpad: Either the water's getting higher, or the roof is getting lower!
- Merlock: They have vanished!
- Dijon: B-but how?
- Merlock: With the lamp, you fool! And you help me get it back! (dangles Dijon over the giant scorpions) Or their sting will seem like a tickle compared with mine!
- Scrooge: I canna work, Mrs. Featherby. I'm going home!
- Mrs. Featherby: But what about your lunch?
- Scrooge: Sell it!
- Webby: As soon as I'm done polishing my tea pot, we can have a tea party with all my dollies!
- Huey: Thanks for the warning.
- Genie: Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries.
- Genie: Whoo, cold food closet! Where do you hang the chickens?
- Genie: (fighting with an egg beater) Back! Back, you foul egg!
- Genie: (seeing a globe) Hey, what's this? A baseball? A bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?
- Huey: It's a globe of the earth.
- Genie: Get out! You mean the world isn't flat? I must have missed that part.
- Louie: Boy, he has been in that lamp a long time.
- Huey: Wait a second! What about our wishes?
- Genie: Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?
- Louie: Aw, c'mon, you can't fool us! A Genie's supposed to grant wishes.
- Webby: Yeah! Three wishes for every master.
- Genie: Oh, darn! Everybody remembers that part.
- Louie: I'll have the first wish! I'm gonna wish for a million wishes!
- Genie: Get serious! That never works.
- Huey: Uh-oh! It's our nanny!
- Louie: Hurry! Hide the elephant!
- Dewey: Oh yeah, like where?
- Scrooge: (after Mrs. Beakley swears there was a baby elephant in the library) Mrs. Beakley, is this a ploy to get some vacation time?
- Genie: Not the lamp! Put me in a doghouse! A madhouse! Even a house of pancakes! ANYWHERE BUT THE LAMP!
- Nephews: (sweetly) Hellooooooo, Unca Scrooge.
- Webby: (sweetly) Hellooooooo, Unca Scrooge.
- Scrooge: Don't you "Hellooooooo" me!
- Huey: I wish for the world's biggest ice cream sundae. Uh, but not too big.
- Genie: Ice cream sundae, come on down!
- (Ice cream and whipped cream fall from the sky and land in the kiddie pool, but a giant cherry lands on Huey's head.)
- Genie: Hmmm... gotta watch out for that wind shear.
- Mrs. Beakley: Should I call the police?
- Scrooge: Aye - to hold me down when those rascals get back! This time, they'll be grounded for a month! No video games, no television, and no more friends...!
- (Huey whispers something to Genie, who zaps Scrooge)
- Scrooge: ...for the night?
- Kids: We're back!
- Mrs. Beakley: Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.
- Scrooge: (stern) Aye... (loving) Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?
- Huey: Uh, no thanks, Unca Scrooge. We're kinda full.
- Webby: And sleepy.
- Scrooge: That's because it's past your bedtime! Now scoot along, me wee ones.
- Huey, Dewey, Louie, & Webby: Good night, Unca Scrooge!
- Genie: Nighty-night.
- Scrooge: Sleep tight!
- Duckworth: (deadpan) That's telling them, sir.
- Huey: Your master was a bird?
- Genie: A bird, snake, wolf. He can change into anything. He's an evil sorcerer!
- Dewey: But he can't still be alive!
- Louie: He'd be ancient.
- Huey: Yeah! Older than Unca Scrooge, even.
- Genie: Yeah. Except his first wish was to live forever.
- Huey: Ooooh! Good wisher.
- Genie: Nooooo - bad wisher. (sobbing) Oh, you don't know! He made me do the worst things.
- Dewey: Like what?
- Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everyone's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't get reservations. Then down she went! (sobbing harder) And poor Pompeii! Old Mt. Vesuvius would never have blown her top if Merlock hadn't blown his!
- Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the Talisman.
- Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'd have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!
- [Merlock, as a vulture, flies over Scrooge's estate carrying Dijon]
- Dijon: There it is, Merlock, there it is! You can drop me off anywhere along here... (Merlock flies over a briar patch) B-but not there! Not there! Ahhhh! (Merlock drops him in the briar patch) Ow! That is going to leave a nasty mark!
- Merlock: (turns back into his regular form) Are you certain this is where Scrooge lives?
- Dijon: This time, I am very sure... I think.
- Merlock: Then we begin our search...
- Dijon: (climbing out of briar patch) In light? But I am not a popular favorite in that house. Scrooge find me, he kill me!
- Merlock: (knocks Dijon back into the briar patch) Then stay behind if you wish! I'll try very hard to remember you at reward time.
- Scrooge: I told you, I'm not going to the ball!
- Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge.
- Scrooge: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well.
- Webby: Genie, you're going to love playing tea party.
- Genie: I know, I've read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?
- Webby: No no no, silly, not a Boston Tea Party!
- Mrs. Beakley: (attacking the transformed Merlock) Oh, eeyuck! I hate rats!
- Genie: (after turning Webby's stuffed animals into living beings) Eh, eh, eh, cookies, anyone? Whoa! Feeding frenzy!
- Mrs. Beakley: If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats! Here ratty, ratty, come to nanny... (sees the living toys coming her way) Ahhhh! This isn't a house, it's a zoo!
- Genie: Wish them back, please!
- Webby: I can't; that was my last wish!
- Genie: Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that.
- Duckworth: Oh dear, Launchpad isn't answering. He must be on his way. Won't you go, sir?
- Scrooge: Aye, to work! Tell Launchpad he can take you to the ball.
- Scrooge: (trying to catch his top hat, landed on top of the living toys) Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?
- Duckworth: (as the toy inside Scrooge's hat zips around, taking Scrooge with it) Hold onto your hat, sir!
- Dijon: Poor nosey!
- Scrooge: Blow me bagpipes! He's a genie!
- Mrs. Beakley: Does his mother know about this?
- Scrooge: Heavenly heather! The genie in the magic lamp! The fortunes I could own! I could have the world's biggest diamond! No! The world's biggest diamond mine! No-no! All the diamond mines! No! The entire mining industry! Yes, yes, yes...! I can see that this is going to take some careful thought.
- Duckworth: It's your ride, sir. Or should I say, my ride?
- Genie: Music, food, guacamole! It's a party! Ha ha! Gotta boogie! Gotta bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp. Oh, please, please, please.
- Scrooge: Can you keep quiet at all?
- Genie: If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse, and just as small.
- Scrooge: Oh, all right, all right. (lets Genie out)
- Genie: Hey, look at us! A couple of single guys out on the town.
- Scrooge: Guess again. (puts Genie in a shrub)
- Genie: Hey!
- Scrooge: You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp.
- Genie: But what if I win the door prize?
- Dijon: Master, all this flip-flapping-- maybe we take the bus back?
- Scrooge: (as Merlock smashes a hole in the door) He's got a bear?
- Genie: HE IS THE BEAR!
- (Scrooge and the Genie are both stuck in the lamp.)
- Genie: I don't hear anything; I think they're gone.
- Scrooge: Where are we?
- Genie: Well, it's not exactly the Ritz.
- Scrooge: Not the lamp?
- Genie: Sorry about the smell. You get used to it after a couple hundred years. Could you move your elbow, please?
- Scrooge: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
- Genie: (does so) Do you have to yell at me all the time?
- Scrooge: Hmph. I wouldna' be in this mess if it weren't for you. Thanks to you, I've got a crazy animal act on my tail!
- Genie: That's right, blame the genie. It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I didn't ask to be Mr. Popular. All I want is a life of my own, like your nephews. With my own bike, a stack of comic books, a sled... maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system-
- Scrooge: All right, all right!
- Scrooge: I've got to get you to my vault; it's the only safe place. Time to go back!
- Genie: B-b-but you saw what a dump it is.
- Scrooge: Sorry Genie, but the party's over.
- Scrooge: Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters!
- (Scrooge rushes into the money bin and shockingly finds Genie serving Dijon.)
- Dijon: Good morning, Scrooge sir.
- Scrooge: What's going on?!
- Dijon: At the urging of my Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.
- Genie: I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!
- Scrooge: But th-the lamp? (looks at the lamp he's holding, which pours gravy on him) Gravy?
- Dijon: (holds up the real lamp) That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!
- Scrooge: (being arrested by his own bin's security guards) Well, you can forget about this year's Christmas bonus!
- Huey: Dijon has everything - the mansion, the factories...
- Duckworth: Even your spat collection, sir.
- Dijon: Everything smells more delicious when you're rich - even me!
- Genie: Shouldn't we be bird-watching?
- Dijon: Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.
- Launchpad: I've got the bin at 12:00 high, Mr. McD! Give or take 10 minutes.
- Dijon: Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brains of a garbanzo bean!
- Scrooge: You maniac! Return the bin before I stuff that lamp down your throat!
- Scrooge: I wish me, and my family, and the bin were back in Duckberg, right now!
- Genie: (changed into a real boy) Now I can do all the things real boys do - run through fields! Play catch! Roll over! Wait, that's a dog.
- Disney's DuckTales will return after these messages.
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