DuckTales

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DuckTales is an animated series produced by The Walt Disney Company.

Contents 1 Quotes from season 1 2 Quotes from season 2 3 Quotes from comic stories 4 Quotes from DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp 5 Commerical Bumper

[edit] Quotes from season 1

• Nephews: We missed you, Unca Scrooge!
  Scrooge: Missed me?! What'd you throw at me?
• "This is definitely going to delay dinner." ~Duckworth, after Huey, Dewey & Louie tie him up with the rug
• Bigtime: As near as I can figure, we've hit Scrooge's money-bin 299 times.
  Bouncer: Well, 300's the charm!
• Scrooge: Excuse me, my good man, we need some transportation to--
  Shop owner: No! All out! Go! Monsapi soon!
  Scrooge: Monsapi? Must be some sort of local festival.
• "How do you say 'Cool your jets' in Spanish?" ~Dewey
• Louie: UNCLE SCROOGE!! YOU'RE IN QUICKSAND!!
  Scrooge: Oh, good, I thought I was getting weak. QUICKSAND?!
• Dewey: Are you all right?
  Scrooge: Fortunately, I landed on my wallet.
• "Robbers! Thieves! Politicians!" ~Scrooge, waking up when he hears an alarm
• El Capitan: I found it! My log-book! Twenty yards of gold cloth... check. Eighteen gold chalices.. check. Four thousand...
  Huey: Why, that guy acts like he used to own this ship!
  Glomgold: It's been fun, Scroogie, but it's time we parted ways. (starts lowering the life-boat)
  El Capitan: (grabs gold Conquistador hat from off of Scrooge's head) One golden helmet... check.
  Scrooge: I'll get even with you, Glomgold!
  Glomgold: Now that I'M the richest duck in the world, you're welcome to try! But I don't want ye to go away empty-handed! (tosses a gold coin to Scrooge) Here. Don't say I'm not a good winner! (laughs)
  El Capitan: Heeeeyyy!! My gold! You threw away my gold! Swim out there and toss it back! (points cannon at Glomgold) Your usefulness is at an end!
  Glomgold: So, you want to play rough! (turns cannon over) Ha! Got you, you old weezer!
  El Capitan: No! I've waited too long! (tries to push cannon back the other way, with Glomgold struggling against it from the other direction)
  Glomgold: Give up!
  El Capitan: No... no! The gold... it is my life!
  (The cannon goes off while s pointing straight up.) Glomgold: Uh-oh....
  (The cannonball goes up and falls into the ship's deck, making a big hole right through it. Water starts to pour in.) Glomgold: You idiot! We're over the deepest trench in the ocean!
  El Capitan: Not again! I can't lose my gold again!
• "You'd make a great sailor, Flintheart - on a submarine!" ~Scrooge
• Scrooge: Don't move a feather! Now where are all these governesses I'm supposed to choose from?
  Mrs. Beakley: Right here, Mr. McDuck. I'm Bentina Beakley.
  Scrooge: You don't look tough enough for the job.
  Huey: She's not, Unca Scrooge!
  Mrs. Beakley: Then why am I the only applicant still here, Master Huey?
  Louie: He's not Huey. I am.
  Mrs. Beakley: Now that's a fib, Master Louie. Isn't it?
  Louie: Rats! How'd she tell us apart?
• Scrooge: Great Scott, look at all these gadgets! Who am I gonna get to fly this monstrosity?
  Gyro: Well, there is one pilot stupid--er, I mean, capable enough to handle this new aircraft.
  Scrooge: Oh, no... not...
  Gyro: Launchpad McQuack!
• Launchpad: MAYDAY!! MAYDAY!! I'm losing control!
  Air Traffic Control: Bail out, McQuack, bail out! You don't have a chance!
  Launchpad: Launchpad McQuack, bail out? NEVER! Parachutes make me airsick!
• "You know, he really wasn't a bad guy. A bad pilot, yes, but not a bad guy." ~Gyro, after Launchpad crashes
• Donald: What's the big idea, ya stupid hotshot?!
  Launchpad: What's the matter with his voice? Did I grab him by the neck or somethin'?
• Scrooge: Donald! Go help Launchpad before you blow this deal!
  Donald: But I wanna--
  Scrooge: Now, Donald!
  Donald: Hmph! You're as bossy as he is!
• "I hate flyin' coach!" ~Launchpad, trying to fly a condor
• Launchpad: Well, the engines are busted, but those condors gave me an idea! Trouble is... I don't know how to get 'er off the ground.
  Donald: You leave that to me!
  Launchpad: Great! You handle the takeoff!
  Donald: Okay!
  Launchpad: Things must be worse than I thought... I'm beginning to understand him!
• "Hey, nice landing! On a scale of one to ten, I'd give it a C+!" ~Launchpad
• "Webs, don't fail me now!" ~Louie
• Webby: Gee! An escalator!
  Mrs. Beakley: No, dear. This is an older model. We have to walk up these.
• El Capitan: I've waited 400 years for this!
  Mrs. Beakley: 400 YEARS?! Y-You're mad!
  El Capitan: Mad? Of course I'm mad! I'm mad for GOLD!
• Magica: This time, nothing will stand in the way of what I want most in the world!
  Poe: What? To turn me back into a man?
• Bigtime: Thanks for sneakin' us outta jail, Magica. We was gettin' bored waitin' for our time to run out!
  Magica: How long was your sentence?
  Bigtime: Life.
• Bigtime (as Dewey): Hey Babyface, get this crazed dame offa me!
  Mrs. Beakley: (gasps) That's the last movie you go to! The language you come back with!
• "There now, don't you look nice? Just like the Beagle Boys. THE BEAGLE BOYS??!" ~Mrs. Beakley, holding Bigtime (as Dewey) and Babyface (as Louie) up to a mirror
• Scrooge: Why don't I show you my study? You can tell a lot about a man by his study. Meticulous study, meticulous business, I always say. (opens door, but hears an explosion and sees safe dropping into study)
  Bigtime (as Dewey): Uh-oh...
  Scrooge: (slams door shut) Forget the study! You can never tell a thing about a man by his study, I always say.
• Webra: Excuse me, Mrs. Beakwey, my weaders deserve a weal scoop. What's Scwooge weawwy wike?
  Magica (as Mrs. Beakley): He is fool.
  Webra: And what about the boys?
  Magica (as Mrs. Beakley): More fools! And I was a fool for ever springing them from jail!
• "This'll make a nice cover photo for Duckweek - Scrooge and his nephews... (Burger turns back to normal) ...playing Beagle Boys and Indians. BEAGLE BOYS??!" ~Scrooge
• "Well well, how does it feel now?" ~Poe, after Babyface accidentally turns Magica into a raven
• "I didn't get rich by being stupid." ~Scrooge
• "If [Millionara] offered me an apple in the forest, I sure wouldn't eat it!" ~Webby
• Scrooge: A deal this sweet should be against the law.
  Police Officer: Scrooge McDuck, you're under arrest!
  Scrooge: Good joke, officer. I guess it is against the law.
• "AAAHHHHHH!! It's gone! My money is all gone!!!!" ~Scrooge
• "A sea monster ate my ice creeeeeeeam!!!" ~Scrooge, upon hearing that boats carrying his cash were swallowed by a whale
• "See what happens when you don't wear your seat belts?" ~Babyface, after he, Bankjob, and Bugle go flying out of Ma Beagle's car and into a paddy wagon
• "You say 'I do,' and I'll show you the breeze of my shotgun!" ~Goldie
• "You no-good varmint! I'll teach ya to lay eyes on another woman!" ~Goldie
• Scrooge: Donald! You can't be serious about this crazy idea; there's no profit in it!
  Donald: But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge! I wanna see the world!
  Scrooge: So I'll buy you a globe!
• "Ain't it a little early for Thanksgiving?" ~Bouncer Beagle, referring to Glomgold's way of bailing the Beagles out of prison
• "The long arm of the law is no match for the big foot of the Ma!" ~Ma Beagle
• "Yaaah! A snake! I hate snakes! ...No, that's somebody else. I sorta like snakes!" ~Launchpad
• "NOW i hate snakes" ~Launchpad
• Launchpad: Oops! That darn eject button is always getting in the way!
• Seaman: What are your orders, admiral?
  Admiral Grimitz: Somebody do something!
• Launchpad: You know, I don't mind darkness, as long as it's bright.
• Scrooge: Your uncle Donald's done something right for a change. By accident, of course.
• Security guard: I don't care if you're Frosty the Snowman's sisters. Mr. McDuck left explicit instructions for nobody to be let in, and that means you nobodies, too!
• Captain Mallard: My first mate Quackerbill was swallowed alive, which means he no longer is.
• Yardarm: (to Sharky) A plan worthy of a master criminal—all you're missing is a little diabolical laughter.
• Magica: "Open!" says me.
• Seaman: Admiral Grimitz, unidentified aircraft approaching!
  Grimitz: One of ours or one of theirs?
  Seaman: One of theirs!
  Grimitz: Civilians …
• Launchpad: I can't break their little hearts, Mr. McDee—you do it!
• Viking 1: Feeding the prisoners to the sharks isn't any fun.
  Viking 2: It is for the sharks!
• Scrooge: (to Glomgold) Let's just say I'll invest a million in your company if I lose, and you invest a million in my company when I win.

[edit] Quotes from season 2

• "I'll get you, laddie, and your little dinosaur too!" ~Glomgold, chasing Bubba and Tootsie
• "A day without looking at me Money Bin is like a day without sunshine!" ~Scrooge
• "You haven't seen the last of me, you purse snatchers from space!" ~Scrooge, after alien robots steal the Money Bin
• "If you don't like how I drive, get outta the hallway!" ~Ma Beagle
• Fenton: Hey, Ma! Look what I'm wearing!
  M'ma Crackshell: Fenton, did you join a heavy metal band?
• Glomgold: (after throwing a vase at his TV) Daaaagh! That vase is worth a quarter-million dollars!
  Bouncer: Not anymore!
• Scrooge: Fenton, it's Saturday! You were supposed to sign that lease extension yesterday!
  Fenton: That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here [to the Banana Republic] yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!
  Scrooge: Wait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!
  Fenton: Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!
• General Chiquita: It's your last day, McDuck! For assaulting the president of the Banana Republic, I order you and your amigo here shot at high noon!
  Fenton: Is that high noon on Friday, or Saturday?
• "But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, much too nervous!" ~Fenton
• Scrooge: What's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!
  General Chiquita: I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.
  Fenton: But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!
• Fenton: Friends, Romans, and banana lovers! I regret that I have but one life to give to your ridiculous country!
• "Buy into an Internet company? Blatherin' blatherskite! Nobody'll ever want to use that thing..." ~Fenton
• "Well, you get an A in home wreckonomics." ~Scrooge, after Bubba causes a stack of books to fall down
• Launchpad: Gee, [Sensen is] nice. Do you think I made an impression?
  Huey: What? When you knocked over the statue, or when you ran into the door?
  Launchpad: All three.
• Bubba: Skooge home?
  Scrooge: No, Bubba, no home. Och, I'm starting to talk like him. Launchpad, how soon can we get back in the air?
  Launchpad: [The Millennium Shortcut is] in pretty deep, Mr. McDee. We're gonna need help.
  Bubba: Bubba help.
  Scrooge: You've helped enough already. Boys, you stay here.
  Bubba: Bubba come?
  Scrooge: No, Bubba stay. Launchpad come.
• Scrooge: Gyro was right; Bubba's already costing me money! I've got to get him away from here. I know - you can take care of him!
  Louie: But we gotta go to school!
  Scrooge: Fine! Take 'im to school. Take 'im to the zoo. Take 'im to the cleaners! But just take 'im away from me!
• "Of course you know, this means a skirmish." ~Fenton
• Ma Beagle: (chasing Huey, Dewey & Louie) Come back with that cash!
  Burger: (follows) Come back with those desserts!
• Burger: Hey look, it's Ma! She musta broke outta jail!
  Bouncer: That's not Ma; it's Bigtime [disguised as an old lady].
  Burger: Oh yeah; Ma's beard is darker.
• "Scientists say that the Triceratops was a slow-moving, gentle creature. ...But what do they know?" ~A historian, as Bubba and Tootsie come charging through the natural history museum
• "How dare you steal what my boys rightfully stole first!" ~Ma Beagle
• "Soon this cave will be mine, unfair and square!" ~Glomgold
• "And therefore, in the words of the immortal Shakespeare, 'hit the road, Jack.'" ~Duckworth
• Fenton: Together we can turn the financial world upside down!
  Scrooge: D'you mind if we start with my clothes?
• Launchpad: (on walky-talky) Launchpad to Mr. McDee, Launchpad to Mr. McDee. The Money Bin and I are a on a roll.
  Scrooge: Just make sure you don't roll into anything. (hears some noises over the walky-talky) What's all that racker?
  Launchpad: Eh, nothing to be concerned about. Just a little fender-bender, that's all.
  Scrooge: (hears people screaming) Why are people screaming?
  Launchpad: Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!
  Scrooge: How far are you from the mountain I bought?
  Launchpad: I'd say about an hour, give or take a crash or two. Ooh, kiss that billboard goodbye. Launchpad, over and out!
• "You goofs! What am I supposed to do with an empty Money Bin?! Live in it, like the old lady in the shoe?" ~Ma Beagle
• "It's bad enough that Jack Frost is nipping at my nose without youse guys bloodyin' it!" ~Bigtime
• Fenton: The Money Bin's full! Your frozen assets are now lukewarm.
  Scrooge: Good, Fenton! Every last dime's been accounted for?
  Fenton: Yup! Except for the dime I used to make this call.
  Scrooge: Dime? What dime?!
  Fenton: Oh, just an old shiny one.
  Scrooge: In a glass case?!
  Fenton: Yeah, but I'll pay you back.
  Scrooge: That was the first dime I ever earned, you idiot!! Why else would it be in a case?!
  Fenton: Blatherin' blatherskite! I thought it was for emergency phone calls!
• "Oh, I've always wanted a pink Thunderduck! Let's borrow it... permanently!" ~Ma Beagle
• "This is worse than the terrorists who held the city attorney hostage with an accordian!" ~A city official, on the Beagle Boys holding hostages in the Statue of Duckburg with bagpipes
• Fenton: Uh, hi! I'm your new neighbor! Could I borrow the proverbial cup of sugar?
  Ma Beagle: Uh, well, uh, I don't have a proverbial cup. Will a tin one do?
• "It must be something you said; a secret word. Here goes - uh, Ducks of Hazard. Uh, 'now look what you've done!' ...Oh, blatherin' blatherskite! What could it be!?" ~Fenton, after his mother winds up wearing the GizmoSuit
• Fenton: Hi, Ma! It's me, Bermuda Beagle, back from being lost for 20 years in the Bermuda Triangle!
  Ma Beagle: Bermuda Beagle? I don't remember a son named Bermuda. 'Course, I got more boys than a toad has warts!
  Fenton: Ah, the old place looks just like I remember it!
  Baggy: Ahhh, but we didn't live here 20 years ago.
  Fenton: B-but what does it matter? The point is, we were together, a family. And by golly, any low-down worm that disagrees, he'll just have to take it up or we'll forklift it out of his hide. Speaking of hide, let's Beagle-bond a bit with a rousing game of hide-and-seek!
  Burger: Ooh, ooh, goody! Who's gonna be it?
  Fenton: Let's flip for it! Heads I win, tails you lose. Anybody got a bag full of dimes we could use?
  Ma Beagle: Hold it, you canine counterfiet! Look at this family photo. No Bermuda!
  Fenton: Uh, would you believe I was adopted?
• Ma Beagle: Oh, this party is a dream come true! Who'd have thought I'd be hob-knobbing with Duckburg's finest?
  Bigtime: What're you talkin' about, Ma? You've been in most of their homes before.
  Ma Beagle: Yeah, but only to swipe their silverware.
• Fenton: Wakey-wakey. Hello, little boy. I'm the Tooth Fairy, and have I got a deal for you.
  Baggy: Uh, really?
  Fenton: Yes. If you give me that bag of dimes, I'll give you this bag of teeth.
  Bigtime: Better hang onto those - I think you're gonna need 'em!
• "Announcing a dripping dunderhead, sir!" ~Duckworth
• GizmoDuck: Gandra! Would you believe you've stolen my heart?
  Gandra: So is that any reason to steal my car?
• "It's thieves like them who are making the world a lousy place to live for thieves like us!" ~Ma Beagle
• "Kids, don't try this at home!" ~Fenton, on climbing under a moving train
• Scrooge: Waiter! There's an airplane in my soup!
• Fenton: If I have to, I'll save Mr. McDuck's money armed only with my wits! And no cracks about going in a battle unarmed!
• "Oh, Valerie, don't marry Drake! He's a cad, a scoundrel; not to mention he's a beakened gizzard." ~Mrs. Crackshell, talking to the characters in the soap opera she's watching
• Dr. von Swine: Now I must go! I have a one o'clock beak transplant, and I can't keep the patient waiting or she won't pay for her bill.
• Scrooge: Well, you're no-good low-down degenerates who belong behind bars, but … keep up the good work!
• Ma Beagle: Just shut up and suffer for your art!
• Webby: Duckworth, have you seen Hewey, Dewey and Louie?
  Duckworth: No, Miss Webbigail, my morning has been quite calm.
• Launchpad: What's more important, a couple of quadrillion dollars or your life?
  Scrooge: Is this a multiple-choice question?
• Scrooge: Fenton, you're a genuine genius!
  Fenton: Oh, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.
• Laurence Loudmouth: We don't need facts, we're in television!

[edit] Quotes from comic stories

• "I know that Scrooge. I bet he's going to steal the sidewalks... or change the traffic lights, from red and green to vermillion and polka dot." ~Glomgold
• Glomgold: And who are you, little lady?
  Magica: I'm no lady, I'm Magica DeSpell, the most evil sorceress in the world, and Scrooge's worst enemy.
  Glomgold: I'm sorry, but I'm Scrooge's worst enemy.
  Magica: Ha! I'm twice the enemy you are. I hate him.
  Glomgold: Well, I hate him more than you do!
  Magica: Yeah? Well, I hate him more than ring-around-the-cauldron!
  Glomgold: I hate him more than an I.R.S. audit in August!
  Magica: I'll turn you into a tongue-tied tree toad, you old buzzard. I'm more evil than ten of you!
• Fair official: Scrooge McDuck, you didn't pay for your rides on the ferris wheel, airplane, or water slide. You owe us two dollars and fifty-nine cents!
  Scrooge: Just for three little rides? (sigh) I could've bought seven new hats for the price of this one! (double sigh!!)
• Baggy: Scroogie got hold of some kind of treasure map, and he's taking off with his nephews tomorrow for the Artichoke!
  Bigtime: Not the Artichoke, idiot! The Arctic!
  Baggy: So? What's the difference?
  Bigtime: The Arctic is an ocean and an artichoke is a vegetable, dimwit!
  Baggy: Boy, are you smart! It's no wonder they call you Bigtime around here!
  Bigtime: They'll be calling you "Toothless" if you don't put me down!
• Glomgold: I've signed a whopping million dollar contract to write a book on my space odyssey! I'll make even more on the movie rights!
  Scrooge: Burst me bagpipes and tan me tartans! If it wasn't for me, you'd still be stuck on that miserable planet!
  Glomgold: I'm a fair man... I'll give you a one-line mention in the book!
• "Oh no, you don't! Not unless you've got eightteen quadrillion bucks! And FIFTY CENTS!" ~Scrooge, when aliens steal his cuff links
• "Trapezium can be synthesized out of almost anything! Trouble is, it's not usually worth the effort! You can pick 'em up for a nickel over in St. Canard! I know this screwy duck and his daughter over there..." ~Launchpad
• "Hold still, Magica! I get extra points for evil sorceress in this game!" ~Scrooge
• "Yipes! What do I do next? I'm no Launchpad! I can't fly!" ~Fenton, after Scrooge switches his and Launchpad's jobs
• "Geez! I ain't scrubbed so much since the reform school graduation dance!" ~Baggy
• Scrooge: Confound you, Launchpad! You knocked the top off another pyramid!
  Launchpad: (gulp!) Sorry, sir! At least now they're a matched set!
• "$6.17? You dragged me away from my nap just to collect a dinky sum like that?" ~Launchpad
• "Why, oh why couldn't that woman have a fetish for rutabagas, or something?" ~Scrooge, as Magica tries to steal the Number One Dime
• "What's this world coming to when you'd rather watch TV than argue with your greatest enemy?" ~Glomgold
• "It's not nice to fire at a lady! And it's incredibly stupid to shoot at a witch!" ~Magica
• "You let us go right now or I'm going to buy this place and tear it down to build hamburger stands." ~Scrooge

[edit] Quotes from DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp

• Launchpad: Just put your seats back in the upright positions.
  Scrooge: Just put the plane in an upright position!
• Merlock: At last, after all these centuries, the lamp will be mine again!
  Dijon: Yes, yes! You will be more powerful than... than... locomotives! You will be faster than speedy bulls! You will leap all buildings in a single town!
• "Launchpad! Can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?" ~Scrooge, after Launchpad's camel trips over a pyramid tip
• Dewey: Think we'll see a mummy?
  Dijon: That reminds me - my mummy's expecting me; it's time for my nap.
• "Is there a doctor in the pyramid?" ~Dijon
• Louie: Where ya gonna keep all this treasure, Unca Scrooge?
  Scrooge: Oh, I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums.
  Huey: That doesn't sound like Unca Scrooge.
  Scrooge: That way, I can enjoy a hefty tax break!
  Huey: That does!
• "D'oh! I knew that rat's prices were too good to be true!" ~Scrooge, after Merlock and Dijon steal the treasure of Colli Baba
• "Either the water's getting higher, or the roof is getting lower!" ~Launchpad
• "And you will help me get [the lamp] back, for their sting will seem like a tickle compared with mine!" ~Merlock, threatening to throw Dijon to the giant scorpions
• Scrooge: I cannot work like this, Mrs. Featherby. I'm going home!
  Mrs. Featherby: But what about your lunch?
  Scrooge: Sell it!
• Webby: As soon as I'm done polishing my tea pot, we can have a tea party with all my dollies!
  Huey: Thanks for the warning.
• "Whoo, a cold food closet! Where do you hang the chicken?" ~Genie
• "Back! Back, you foul egg!" ~Genie, fighting with an eggbeater
• "Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar moved his palace there!" ~Genie, reading the encyclopedia
• "Hey, what's this? A baseball? A bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?" ~Genie, fooling with Scrooge's globe
• Huey: Wait a second! What about our wishes?
  Genie: Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?
  Louie: Aw, c'mon, you can't fool us! A Genie's supposed to grant wishes.
  Webby: Yeah! Three wishes for every master.
  Genie: Oh, darn! Everybody remembers that part.
• Louie: I'll have the first wish! I'm gonna wish for a million wishes!
  Genie: Get serious! That never works.
• Huey: Uh-oh! It's our nanny!
  Louie: Hurry! Hide the elephant [that Webby wished for]!
  Dewey: Oh yeah, like where?
• "Mrs. Beakley, is this a ploy to get some vacation time?" ~Scrooge, after Mrs. Beakley tries to show him the elephant, which Huey has now wished away
• "Not the lamp! Put me in a doghouse! A madhouse! Even a house of pancakes! ANYWHERE BUT THE LAMP!!" ~Genie
• Nephews and Webby: Hellooooooo, Unca Scrooge.
  Scrooge: Don't you "Hellooooooo" me!
• "Hmmm... gotta watch out for that wind cherr." ~Genie, after Huey's wish for "the world's biggest ice cream sundae" ends up with a giant cherry falling on his head
• Kids: We're back!
  Mrs. Beakley: Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.
  Scrooge: Aye - welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?
• Huey: Your master was a bird?
  Genie: A bird, snake, wolf. He can change into anything. He's an evil sorcerer!
  Dewey: But he can't still be alive!
  Louie: He'd be ancient.
  Huey: Yeah! Older than Unca Scrooge, even.
  Genie: Yeah. Except his first wish was to live forever.
  Huey: Ooooh! Good wisher.
  Genie: Nooooo - bad wisher. (sobbing) You don't know! He made me do the worst things.
  Dewey: Like what?
  Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everyone's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't get a reservation. Then down she went!
• Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the Talisman.
  Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'd have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!
• "There it is, Merlock, there it is! You can drop me off anywhere along here. B-but not there! Not there! Ahhhh! (Merlock drops him in the briar patch) Ow! That is going to leave a nasty mark!" ~Dijon
• Dijon: (climbing out of briar patch) But I am not a popular favorite in that house. Scrooge find me, he kill me!
  Merlock: (knocks Dijon back into the briar patch) Then stay behind if you wish!
• Scrooge: I told you, I'm not going to the ball!
  Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge.
  Scrooge: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well.
• Webby: Genie, you're going to love playing tea party.
  Genie: I know, I've read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?
  Webby: No no no, silly, not a Boston Tea Party!
• "Oh, eeyuck! I hate rats!" ~Mrs. Beakley, attacking Merlock, who has transformed himself into a rat
• "Eh, eh, eh, cookies, anyone? Whoa! Feeding frenzy!" ~Genie, after turning Webby's toys into living beings
• Mrs. Beakley: If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats! Here ratty, ratty, come to nanny... (sees the living toys coming her way) Ahhhh! This isn't a house, it's a zoo!!
  Genie: Wish them back, please!
  Webby: I can't; that was my last wish!
  Genie: Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that.
• Duckworth: Oh dear, Launchpad isn't answering. He must be on his way. Won't you go, sir?
  Scrooge: Aye, to work! Tell Launchpad he can take you to the ball.
• "Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?" ~Scrooge, trying to catch his hat, which has landed on one of the living toys
• "Hold onto your hat, sir!" ~Duckworth, as the toy inside Scrooge's hat zips around, taking Scrooge with it
• "Poor nosey!" ~Dijon, after the window crushes his nose
• Scrooge: Blow me bagpipes! He's a genie!
  Mrs. Beakley: Does his mother know about this?
• "Heavenly heather! The genie in the magic lamp! The fortunes I could own! I could have the world's biggest diamond! No! The world's biggest diamond mine! No-no! All the diamond mines! No! The entire mining industry! Yes yes yes! I can see that this is going to take some careful thought." ~Scrooge
• "It's your ride, sir. Or should I say, my ride?" ~Duckworth
• Genie: Music, food, guacamole! It's a party! Ha ha! Gotta boogie! Gotta bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp. Oh, please please please.
  Scrooge: Can you keep quiet at all?
  Genie: "If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse, and just as small.
  Scrooge: "Oh, all right, all right." (lets Genie out)
  Genie: Hey, look at us! A couple of single guys out on the town.
  Scrooge: Guess again. (puts Genie in a shrub)
  Genie: Hey!
  Scrooge: You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp.
  Genie: But what if I win the door prize?
• "Master, all this flip-flapping-- maybe we take the bus back?" ~Dijon
• Scrooge: [Merlock has] got a bear?
  Genie: He is the bear!!
• Genie: I don't hear anything; I think they're gone.
  Scrooge: Where are we?
  Genie: Well, it's not exactly the Ritz.
  Scrooge: Not the lamp?
  Genie: "Sorry about the smell. You get used to it after a coupla hundred years. Could you move your elbow, please?"
  Scrooge: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
  Genie: (does so) Do you have to yell at me all the time?
  Scrooge: Hmph. I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you. Thanks to you, I've got a crazy animal act on my tail.
• Genie: It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I didn't ask to be Mr. Popular. All I wanted was a life of my own, like your nephews. With my own bike, a stack of comic books, a sled, maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system--
  Scrooge: All right, all right!
• Scrooge: I've got to get you to my vault; it's the only safe place. Time to go back!
  Genie: B-b-but you saw what a dump it is.
  Scrooge: Sorry Genie, but the party's over.
• Scrooge: Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters! (rushes into the money bin and shockingly finds Genie serving Dijon) Och!
  Dijon: Good morning, Scrooge sir.
  Scrooge: What's going on?!
  Dijon: At the urging of my Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.
  Genie: I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!
  Scrooge: But th-the lamp? (looks at the lamp he's holding, which pours gravy on him) Gravy?
  Dijon: That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!
• "Well, you can forget about this year's Christmas bonus!" ~Scrooge, being arrested
• Huey: Dijon has everything - the mansion, the factories...
  Duckworth: Even your spat collection, sir.
• Dijon: Everything smells more delicious when you're rich - even me!
  Genie: Shouldn't we be bird-watching?
  Dijon: Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon. Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.
• "I've got the bin at 12:00 high, Mr. McD! Give or take 10 minutes." ~Launchpad
• "Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brains of a garbanzo bean!" ~Dijon
• "You maniac! Return the bin before I stuff that lamp down your throat!" ~Scrooge, after Merlock wishes to have the Money Bin turned into a flying fortress
• "Now I can do all the things real boys do - run through fields! Play catch! Roll over! Wait, that's a dog." ~Genie, after Scrooge wishes he become a real boy
• Launchpad: Forward, ho! (They crash into the wall) Reverse, ho!
  Scrooge: If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!
• "Maybe we took a wrong turn at that last sand dune." ~Launchpad
• Merlock: Now, give it to me.
  Dijon: Give? What give?
  Merlock: The map; give it to me.
  Dijon: De map? Dat specific map? Right here, right now?
  Merlock: (grabs Dijon by the collar) You didn't steal it?!?
  Dijon: Too many people, Merlock. Only one Dijon. But look what I did steal - several billfolds... dis handy pocket watch... floss... a date nut bar... and two tickets to the feta cheese festival. For you, master. (Merlock drops him) Maybe you do not want the floss?
• Scrooge: Ah, nothing but old robes. 40 years of searching, and I end up with Collie Baba's dirty laundry!
  Webby: Well, at least the box is pretty, Uncle Scrooge.
• "Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries." ~Genie

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