Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Oblivion is the fourth installment in the Elder Scrolls Series, a video game created by Bethesda Softworks. It chronicles the journey of an escaped prisoner as he attempts to close the doors to the demonic world of Oblivion and save Cyrodiil from its utter destruction. There are many guilds and quests to participate in, along with thousands of characters to interact with.
Main Quest characters 
The Septims 
Emperor Uriel Septim VII 
- "I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era...and the final hours of my life."
- (when the player starts his/her first conversation with him) You. I've seen you before. Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.
- "Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour."
It is perhaps worth noting that Uriel Septim's dialog borrowed at times from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. (Example: "A tongue shriller than all the music..." )
- ,Open Source Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
Mythic Dawn Cultists 
Mythic Dawn Agents 
- [when provoked to attack] "Lord Dagon will welcome your soul in Oblivion!"
- [when killed] "Paradise awaits and I do not fear death."
Mankar Camoran 
- "So, the cat's-paw of the Septims arrives at last. You didn't think you could take me unawares, here of all places? In the Paradise that I created? Look now, upon my Paradise, Gaiar Alata, in the old tongue. A vision of the past... and the future. Behold the Savage Garden, where my disciples are tempered for a higher destiny: to rule over Tamriel Reborn. If you are truly the hero of destiny, as I hope, the Garden will not hold you for long. Lift your eyes to Carac Agaialor, my seat at the pinnacle of Paradise. I shall await you there."
Secondary (Guild) Quest characters 
The Dark Brotherhood 
Lucien Lachance 
- "Brother, I do not spread rumours, I create them."
- "You sleep rather soundly for a murderer."
Vicente Valtieri 
- "You are like a Dark Gift from the Night Mother herself. Please, tell me how I can help."
- "Please, do not let my appearance... unnerve you. I assure you that the needs and Tenets of the Dark Brotherhood come before my own needs as a vampire."
- "May the Night Mother wrap you in her cold, loving embrace."
The Arena 
- [first greeting] "I don't know who you are friend, but you've got about ten seconds to tell me what you're doing in my Bloodworks before I lop your arms off."
- [if low rank in Arena] "I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?"
- [if high rank in Arena] "Agronak is good, yeah, too good. He says he's only half orc. What I wanna know is: what's the other half? 'Cause it sure ain't human."
Agronak gro-Malog 
- "I'm no "Grey Prince". I'm a monster."
- "I thought my father was a nobleman. Not some bloodsucking monster."
- "What are you waiting for? Kill me. Can't you see? It's what I want! I can't go on knowing I'm something horrid. Kill me."
- Agronak's last words if you told him of his vampiric lineage.
Blue Team Gladiator 
- "You--you killed Agronak...he was my friend. My mentor. Congratulations, "Grand Champion". Hope it was worth it."
- If you killed Agronak, regardless of whether he wanted to die or not.
Fighters' Guild 
Random Members 
- [if Master of the Fighter's Guild] "Yes Master, you need me?"
- [if low ranking in the Fighter's Guild] "Move your ass, boot."
- [if low ranking in the Fighter's Guild] "Go hurt something."
Thieves' Guild 
Ongar The World-Weary 
- [when finished bartering] "I'm glad that's done. I need a nap."
Thieves Guild Members 
- "Shadow hide you."
- "I see you are a follower of the Gray Fox."
Shivering Isles 
- "Ta! Come see me again, or I'll pluck your eyes out! Hahahaha!"
- "Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True?"
- "You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
- "They're getting more active every day. Not a good sign. You know what would be a good sign? "Free Sweetrolls!" Who wouldn't like that?"
- "Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears."
- "Jyggalag! He is the Prince of Order. Or biscuits...no, Order! And not in a good way. Bleak. Colorless. Dead. Boring, boring, boring! And not a fan of my work, I can tell you. Hates it, hates me. You've seen his knights. Not the warm and cuddly sort."
- "And Xedilian? Seeing as you're standing here, I assume you've succeeded. Or you're terribly confused. Or really lacking in good judgment!"
- "Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie...hmmmm...brain pie... perfect!! Care to donate???"
- "Guards! Show Thadon out to the door, before he forgets...or I forget myself."
- "Mountains will be moved! Movements will be mounted!"
- "You're making my teeth itch!"
- "Get going. Before I change my mind...or my mind changes me."
- "I'm so happy to see you I could just..tear out your intestines and strangle ye with 'em!"
- "Quickly! Before I get bored. You wouldn't like me when I'm bored."
- "Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags."
- "I can see it in your face! Mostly in your eyes. I may have to take them when this is done."
- "You dare interrupt me! Only I interrupt me! Like just then. I'm speaking with someone! We'll talk later. Or not. When is later, exactly? Not now, I'm sure of that."
- "I'll Kalicrak the Findoo. I will. You Terratet it!"
- "Rany Roo! Rany Roo!"
- "I saw the Zaxer. And I magged it too. Aw, fribble!"
- "Tell the daen! Tell the daen! Karn sky is relfing."
- "Fribble! Just Fribble!"
- "Gal bursten it."
- (When accused during the Conspiracy to kill Syl) Naryan that! I'll balitoe before I krayble.
- (On Obelisks) Grundy obelisks! Always tetterating knights and festars. Use the dookas to fix them.
- (On Scalons) Dark-dark. We've been yinging a zeffle.
- (On Shambles) Give them gargen to emeet with.
- (On Elytra) They die quickly if you jejinak them. Jejinak! Jejinak!
- (On Baliwogs) Foul tergens they are. Heffin all of them.
- (On Skeletal Hounds) Sendockle the Klen. Do you understand? The Klen!
- (On Heretics) Gorble. Can't you hear them gorbling?
- (On Zealots) I've got a Quintat that says they can ipanate
- (On Sleeping Outside) Friend no dorpidity? Communce to Uungor. Uungor communces he no deliriotic, that he mented fine. But Uungor is very deliriotic. Oversit me?
- (On Quests) Have zickle to it. Nobody does rebby zickles any more.
Miscellaneous Characters 
Random NPCs 
- "Well met!"
- [with security skill over 70] "You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting them into?"
- [with athletics skill over 70] "You're a fit one, been running a lot?"
- [if you complete the arena] "By the nine divines! You're the grand champion, this is truly an honour!!"
- [with high strength level] "Look at the muscles on you!"
- [With acrobatics skill over 70] "You've got a bounce to your step. I bet you're quite the acrobat."
- [With sneak skill over 70] "You're a sneaky looking sort.."
- "By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose!"
- [when fighting someone] "Why... won't... you... die?!"
- [when fighting someone] "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"
- [when fighting someone] "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
Guards and Soldiers 
- "Stop right there, criminal scum!"
- "What do you need, citizen?"
- "You have my ear, citizen."
- [If they have a moderate disposition towards you] "Good day, citizen."
- [If you have a high Infamy rating] "Keep moving, scum!"
- [Upon seeing a dead body] "Someone's been murdered!"
- [when in contact] "Duty calls."
- [If you have completed the Battle of Kvatch] Why...why its you, the hero of Kvatch! It is truly an honor.
- "By the Nine Divines! Assault!"
- "Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence."
- [Upon resisting arrest] "Then pay with your blood!"
- "Hope you rot."
- [After completing the main quest] "All hail the champion of Cyrodiil!"
- [After completing the main quest] "It is truly an honor."
- [After murdering someone] "You. I've seen your kind before. You've got blood on your hands. Keep your blade sheathed, you murdering bastard, or I'll put you down myself."