- - Driver: "How many kids do you have ?"
- Sallah: "Six."
- Driver: "It says here that you have seven."
- Sallah: "Seven ?" [counting] "OK, seven kids."
(from Sallah Shabati)
- "When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
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