Eric the Midget
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Eric "the Midget" Lynch (born 1975-03-11), better known as Eric the Midget, is a frequent caller of the Howard Stern Radio Show and a reluctant member of The Wack Pack. Lynch's voice is often mocked as resembling that of a cartoon super-villain. This mocking includes playing sound effects of the aliens from Mars Attacks! while Lynch is speaking.
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- Errr.
- A sound now used by Howard Stern and other staff and callers in nearly any context.
- Eric the ACTOR
- Correcting anyone calling him Eric the Midget.
- There's nothing wacky about me.
- Referring to his reluctance to be included in the Wack Pack.
- Bye for now.
- Sign off used on many of his calls.
- Shut your fat mouth!
- This is getting fucking ridiculous as hell.
- Your boss is a piece of shit.
- From voice message to Howard Stern Show producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate about Stern.
- Doesn't that make sense to you, or is your brain that dumb that you can't even get that?
- Know what? I am getting SO DAMN SICK of being LEFT ON HOLD!
- That was not great you big-nosed retard!
- Referring to a comedy bit.
- You cannot make somebody do something they do not want to do. It's inhuman.
- Referring to Howard Stern's attempt to convince him be flown by attaching balloons to him.
- I'm really absolutely sick of this balloon shit.
- Same as previous
- Listen to me, you big-nosed jackass!
- Referring to Howard Stern's nose.
- I'm going to prove you fucking wrong you big-nosed sack of shit.
- Idol
- As opposed to "American Idol". Lynch is a fan of the show and considers himself an expert. This leads him to abbreviate the show.
- Fred, if you don't stop playing those sound effects I'm gonna' come down there AND BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS!
- Shut up, fat ass!
- A typical response to Artie Lange's insults.
