Father of the Pride
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Father of the Pride (created by Dreamworks) is an American animated comedy that follows a family of White Lions who perform in Sigfried and Roy's magic show.
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[edit] Larry
- (after Kate has torn up a rug) Awesome... am I the only one turned on by this? (Kate looks at him angrily) Yes I am.
- If I wasn't white I'd be dancing!
- Hey! I'm a lion! You were upset so I attacked!
[edit] Kate
- We live in a civilised community. I have a shower cap.
- You saw the way he loves that thing... he brushes it's teeth!
- Oh god! Our daughter's a nip head!
[edit] Sarmoti
- Happiness, is being a grandparent.
- (Talking to his rug) What do you think of our new place? Oh that's right you can't hear me because I killed you and sawdust now occupies where your brain was.
- You're a fat, middle aged, virgin panda. You deserve Nelson!
- Larry, I just want you to know. If you were my own son... I'd be pretty disappointed, but I'd make do.
- I love him... but the kid bums me out.
[edit] Sierra
- (Questionning catnip) Maybe one of my friend's put it there? Or maybe it's Sigfried and Roy's I mean that would definitely explain the outfits.
- The better question is why do we live in a world where doors need locks?
- How come I'm never involved in the adult conversations?!
[edit] Hunter
- Bombassa!
- The zebra's alive! Save yourselves and bring me back through the miracle of cloning!
- My precious... Grampa wants to take the precious... but Grampa's a friend. NO! Kill Grampa...
- I like elves!
- (Drunk) Grampa... this tower isn't evil... it's good!
[edit] Sigfried and Roy
- Sigfried: Roy is doing a good thing... WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN?!?
- Roy: I am Roy! 'Allo!
- Sigfried: Hello security camera! Here is one crime you cannot stop! (lifts shirt) I stole a six pack.
- Roy: Sigfried. You are down a million dollars. I... am not going back... TO CANADA!
- Roy: Magic, you fickle bitch.
- Sigfried: Roy! You must be quiet! I am watching the tube of boobs!
- Sigfried and Roy: Activate 'Rocket Pants!'
- Roy: Sigfried have you lost your head brains?!
- Roy: Ya, ya very funny. Your arm is a blade that cuts trees.
- Roy: CUE OCTOPUS!
[edit] Snack
- Ok listen up, you need a zebra rug, I need to get a crazy Hindu elephant off my back.
- (talking into camera) Vegas. Where every thrill is for sale including... murder! (makes Psycho sound effects while zooming camera in and out on zebra)
- I don't even know why I bothered learning the numbers in maths 'cause I have found the one!
[edit] Others
- (Elephant - Speaking very fast and worried) The Turkey's just my room mate!
- DAMN YOU CARL!
- If only there was a symbol of mob anger! (looks at torches and pitchforks.) ROCKS!
[edit] Dialogue
- Sarmoti:: Look, Kate she's beautiful now, but let's face it. She has a genetic pre-disposition to take up space (pokes Larry)
Larry:: (sarcastically laughs) I'll remember that when you're begging for your heart medication.
- Sarmoti: ...But the zebra wouldn't die. I raked him with my claws... he jumped back up! I crushed him with boulders... he sprang back to life! Finally... I pushed him off a cliff. He lay there... lifeless. His blood black in the moonlight. It was done. (falls backwards. Hunter shakes with fear) It's still alive! (springs back up holding dead zebra rug) Zombie Zebra!
Larry: (through Hunter's screaming while he is stuck to a wall) What's going on here?
Hunter: The zebra's alive! Save yourselves and bring me back through the miracle of cloning!
- Elephant:: Fact. I am Lucy, from Lucy in the sky with diamonds. You don't know this because that damn McCartney takes all the credit!
Larry:: You're Lucy? But you're a guy.
Elephant:: It was a difficult time for all of us...
- Shop Assistant:: I don't know how to make this more clear. We don't sell gifts for White Lions.
Roy:: I see. Congratulations on being a racist.
Hilarryous: My boss fired me yesterday, I started to cry. My boss said 'I can't watch a grown man cry,' so I gave him a blindfold! Ka-Pow!
Larry::...That was terrible.
Hilarryous:Yeah? and you're gay!
- Roy:: (Reading a cue card) As you all know, the 3rd World War has left the world a barren wasteland.
Sigfried:: No, no! This one is for the lions. For their gift!
Roy:: Oh yeah... Dear Larry and Kate. We wanted to bring you the perfect gift, something you would use everyday. Please be enjoying this delightful Scandanavian Tea Service. Hopefully you will have us over for tea...soon.
Sigfried:: Very soon.
- Sierra:: (Catnip is dropped next to her) What's that?
Kate:: Don't play dumb, this isn't a game. It's Catnip. (opens book) Or as you and your friends may call it, Monkey Junk, Street Cheese or... Siamese Colesaw.
Sierra:: What? You think that's mine?
Larry:: We found it in your room.
Sierra:: Oh my god... you searched my room? What happened to privacy?
Larry:: We saw a movie about A LION THAT DROVE A TRUCK! We're not going to let that happen to you.
- Larry: I don't know if I can do this...
Sarmoti: With my help you can. Because as a lion you've got it here and here (prods his head and chest)
Larry: Hey! That tickles!
Sarmoti: You sure you're all lion? Maybe a chimp shmock your grandma?
- Kate: (notices beer bottles on table) What the..? Dad, were you playing poker in front of the kids?
Sarmoti: No sweetheart. I'm a drunkard, you know that.
