Fictional last words in internet series

This page contains the fictional last words from internet video series such as Red vs. Blue, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, and Chad Vader. The quotes are listed by episode appearance and character name.

Dragon Ball Z Abridged

• DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT!!! Bleh.
  • Who: Raditz
  • Source: Episode 2: And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh...
    • Note: Character was killed by Piccolo who had just told him he could have easily flown out of the way of the attack.

• I don't think that's gonna work. (Krillin: Why not?) I sort of have a hole in my esophagus.
  • Who: Son Goku
  • Source: Episode 2: And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh...
    • Note: Character was telling his friend Krillin that a Senzu Bean, a bean that can cure all wounds and ailments, would not be able to help him.

• That's right. Don't worry guys. We worked ourselves half to death with our training. So I know that as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans! And we will wi-
  • Who: Yamcha
  • Source: Episode 7: Saiyans? On My Planet? (It's More Likely Than You Think)
    • Note: Character was blown up by a Saibaman just before the end of his encouraging speech.

• Wait, what?
  • Who: Chiaotzu
  • Source: Episode 8: Nappa's Best Day Ever
    • Note: Character was blowing himself up to save his friends, but was told he couldn't be brought back to life, as they had previously done that before.

• I'm... Right behind you, Chiaotzu.
  • Who: Tien Shinhan
  • Source: Episode 8: Nappa's Best Day Ever
    • Note: Character had just used the last of his energy to launch an energy ball at Nappa, but it only damaged his armor.

• Why... Didn't... You... DOOOOOOODGE!!? Bleh.
  • Who: Piccolo
  • Source: Episode 9: The Setup
    • Note: Character had just sacrificed his life for his student, but asked him why he didn't just dodge the attack, as was his battle cry during training.

• But... I... Goodbye my friend.
  • Who: Kami
  • Source: Episode 9: The Setup
    • Note: Character was linked with Piccolo, so essentially, when one died, the other died.

• Oh, and I totally killed that guy. Oh well, at least we had fun getting here. Right, Vegeta? Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vege-AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
  • Who: Nappa
  • Source: Episode 9: The Setup
    • Note: Character had just been told that by killing Piccolo, he had destroyed the Dragon Balls, ruining the one reason they came to Earth. He was promptly killed by his partner, Vegeta.

• I'm on fire!
  • Who: Last Surviving Psychic Alien
  • Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged
    • Note: Character was (obviously) set on fire.

• Sorry.
  • Who: Toma
  • Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged
    • Note: Character was apologizing for losing to Dodoria, and died in Bardock's arms.

• And I now welcome the sweet embrace of death.
  • Who: Bardock
  • Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged
    • Note: Character was seeing a vision of his son fighting the Para Para Brothers, and accepted that everything he had done was in failure.

• But-but I hate you! Why would I--
  • Source: Cui
  • Source: Episode 13: Dr. Briefs Made This Episode In A Cave... WITHABOXOFSCRAPS!
    • Note: Character had just been told by Vegeta that he wouldn't repeat anything he was just told. After saying this line, Vegeta destroys him.

• W-w-wait! You and I--we can team up against Frieza! Rule the universe...as husband and wife!
  • Who: Dodoria
  • Source: Episode 15: Operation Dodoria Drop
    • Note: Character -- a female in this parody series -- says this before being fatally blasted by Vegeta.

• What the--
  • Who: Zarbon
  • Source: Episode 17: A Lovely Bunch of Dragonballs
    • Note: Character says this before Vegeta blows an energy blast through him.

• I fucking hate you.
  • Who: Guldo
  • Source: Episode 19: Arrival Fear!! Salute Ginyu Special Squadron! (Rough translation)
    • Note: Character has just been decapitated by Vegeta, who proceeds to throw dog treats at his living head. Vegeta responds by saying "I know", then blowing away the head.

• No! So much... Joy! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!
  • Who: Turles
  • Source: Christmas Special 2010
    • Note: Character was killed by Goku who, with the assistance of Santa Claus, amassed enough joy to power up a Spirit Ball to destroy Turles.

• That's it! Recoome has had enough! Feel the strength of the Recoome... Ultra Fighting Miracle-
  • Who: Recoome
  • Source: Episode 21: Stop! Celebrate and Witness, Goku's Back From 100X Fitness!
    • Note: Character was attempting his most powerful attack, but was defeated by a single blow by Goku before he could finish charging it up. Although this attack did not kill him, he remained unconscious until Vegeta blew him up later.

• But remember, you still owe me that space soda!
  • Who: Burter
  • Source: Episode 21: Stop! Celebrate and Witness, Goku's Back From 100X Fitness!
    • Note: Character was having a heart-felt conversation with his best friend, Jeice. As Jeice was agreeing to spend time at the parody restaurant, "Spacey's," Goku defeated Burter in two blows. Although this attack did not kill him, he remained unconscious until Vegeta crushed his neck.

• Clever girl.
  • Who: Jeice
  • Source: Episode 23: Grand Theft Goku
    • Note: Character had just learned of the Saiyan's ability to become stronger after nearly dying and had realized his fate. This line was said moments before Vegeta destroyed him with an energy blast.

• CHANGE... NOW!
  • Who: Captain Ginyu
  • Source: Episode 23
    • Note: Character was using his signature move to change bodies with Vegeta, but Goku threw a frog in between them (although he threw it merely because it was gross). Although this did not kill him, he was unable to speak as a frog until the point when Vegeta stepped on him and killed him.

• I feel that they have finally summoned the Dragon. Would be a real dick move to die right now.
  • Who: Guru
  • Source: Episode 24: The Best Laid Plans of Saiyans and Nameks.
    • Note: Character focused intently on killing himself, and did some sort of strain to his body that killed him. It is unknown how he exactly died.

• "FUCK THIS I'M OUT."
  • Who: Frieza's Scouter
  • Source: Episode 25: "Nail is Piccolo, and So Can You!"
    • Note: This was the scouter's final message before it exploded.

• Because you touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right. I'm your White Mage. And nobody fucks with the White Mage.
  • Who: Dende
  • Source: Episode 26: "Alien VS. Piccolo"
    • Note: Character had just healed Vegeta, who immediately started threatening him. After explaining why he couldn't, Dende was immediately blown up by Frieza.

• He has risen above and become a legend. The legend that you fear. He has become a Super Saiya-
  • Who: Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans
  • Source: Episode 27: The Saiyan Formerly Known as Prince
    • Note: Character had been beaten down mercilessly by Frieza, and was saved by Goku. After some Goku/Frieza banter, Vegeta went into his speech about Super Saiyans for the third time. Frieza, having been annoyed by this the first two times, shot a laser through Vegeta's heart.

How It Should Have Ended

• Well, so much for that idea.
  • Who: General Dodanna
  • Source: How Star Wars Episode IV Should Have Ended
  • Note: The characters were planning to launch a assualt on the Death Star. However, not having an intricate plan of attack, because of it being "all Princess Leia's fault" that she decided to go back herself with the plans, knowing full well she'd risk getting caught by the Empire. The Death Star almost immediately blows up Yavin upon arrivial of orbiting (due to Tarkin demanding that they were ready to fire), Dodanna mutters this line before the Rebel Base is blown up as well, leaving Han and Chewbacca to escape just in time.

• Uh, she- lost the will to live?
  • Who: Emperor Palpatine
  • Source: How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended
  • Note: In the final battle between Vader and Luke, Vader notes that Luke's thoughts for his friends and his sister betray him, only then to be sidetracked by the surprise that Vader has a daughter in Leia. Estatic, he starts telling everyone inside the Death Star that he has a daughter, to the annoyance of Palpatine. In realization, Vader then asks the Emperor how he could have twin children (Luke and Leia) if Vader had "killed Padme in his anger". Reluctantly, Palpatine admits the truth about Padme's death to Vader. Enraged, Vader attacks his master while being electrocuted by force lightning, killing both of them in the process.

• (Harry: It's over!) It's never over! Avada Kadav-!
• I can make things move without touching 'em. I can make bad things happen to people, if I want. I- (Snape: Avada Kadavra! {kills Tom Riddle})
  • Who: Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort
  • Source: How Harry Potter Should Have Ended
  • Note: In the final battle against Harry, Voldemort is gloating over the fact that he plans to finally kill his nemesis, only to hear Harry call him off and announce that he recently came back from the dead and his friends were going to kill Nagini (the last Horcrux). Cut to Neville slicing Nagini's head off with the Sword of Griffindor. Not fazed, he tries to cast Avada Kadavra again only to be shot in the head by Professor Snape (turns out he survived by drinking Honey Badger Anti-Venom ever since joining the troop of Death Eaters, and he could heal his own wounds). Using Harry's cloak and Time-Turner, he goes back to where Dumbeldore first met Riddle, to kill the boy. He succeeds, surprising Dumbeldore.

• Just saving your life. Along with countless others in the future... it's a long story. A really long story.
  • Who: Serverus Snape
  • Source: How Harry Potter Should Have Ended
  • Note: He escaped from having dying earlier (at the hands of his superior, Voldemort) by the use of anti-venom to be able to kill Voldemort with a bullet to the head. Using the Time Turner and Invisibility Cloak, he goes back to kill Tom long before he can become Lord Voldemort, and succeeds. However, because of going so far back in time, he cannot return back to the regular timeline.

• AAAUUGHHHHHH!!! ALL OF MY BONES ARE BROKEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
  • Who: Indiana Jones
  • Source: How Indiana Jones 4 Should Have Ended
  • Note: In the infamous nuked fridge scene, Indy emerges out from the explosion of the atomic bomb testing stie, only to have all his bones broken. He screams in agony and is very likely to die from this. The (real) Indiana Jones then immediately wakes up, only to find it was just a bad dream with (among other things) giant ants, Russians, and millions of disappointed fans.

Red vs. Blue

The Blood Gulch Chronicles

• Tucker... T-Tucker. (Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay man!) No. Ah... I'm no- I'm not gonna make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you. (Tucker: What is it?) I just wanted you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most. (Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.)
• Okay. Herk...Bleah!
  • Who: Pvt. Leonard L. Church
  • Source: Episode 8: Don't Ph34r the Reaper
    • Note: Though Church dies, he comes back as a ghost two episodes later and remains a part of the main cast. From this point forward, Church hates Caboose more than Tucker, and "Herk...Bleah!" is used for when someone dies in the series. Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction, however, argues that Church survived not because he became a ghost, but because he is actually the Alpha AI. The second quote is said during the credits of the episode.

• Bloody murder! Bloody murder! Oof!
  • Who: Pvt. Mickey
  • Source: Episode 10: A Shadow of His Former Self
    • Note: Character was killed by Tex in a flashback, so his death took place long before the series started.

• This doesn't seem physically possible! Herk-Bleah!
  • Who: Pvt. Jimmy
  • Source: Episode 10: A Shadow of His Former Self
    • Note: Was beaten to death with his own skull. His final words were commenting on the situation.

• Church, is that you? It, it's gone, Church. The A.I., it's gone. Thank you. Heeee, bleah.
  • Who: Agent Tex
  • Source: Episode 19: Last One Out, Hit the Lights
    • Note: Dies after being hit by a grenade thrown by Donut. Ironically, the A.I., which would come to be known as O'Malley, actually survived and possessed Caboose. Though dead, like her ex-boyfriend Church, she comes back as a ghost a few episodes later.

• Oh, please! That fudge-finger couldn't hit me! No, wait. I'm gonna die. Herk, blow me.
  • Who: "Church"
  • Source: Episode 33: An Audience of Dumb
    • Note: Character is actually Caboose's mental image of the real Church. Upon the image's death, Caboose loses all memory of anything regarding Church.

• (Wyoming: Looks like it's your lucky day, mate.)Oh, thank God! (Wyoming: Don't have time to torture you, so I'm just going to have to kill you.) What? Oh man, this sucks!
  • Who: Phil
  • Source: Episode 40: Visiting Old Friends
    • Note: Shot in the head by Wyoming. Character's initial importance is unknown.

• My quest is over... I can see the flag... It's so, flappy... Hegh-bleahhh!
  • Who: Red Zealot
  • Source: Episode 48: Heavy Metal
    • Note: Dies from being slashed by Tucker's newly acquired plasma sword. However, he is apparently revived in a deleted scene.

• Thank you, son. Feeling much bet-... better. Ahh! (Church: What? What's the matter?) That medication it-it didn't have... Ow! Aspirin in it did it. I'm allergic to asperin. (Church: Ummm!) Can't feel honches, spleen failing, glutes... glutinizing. Church... before I die... I have to tell you something incredibly important. I hold the key to our victory here. (Church: What? What is it?) Herrrr (Church: Aw crap!) Blaghhhh
  • Who: Captain Butch Flowers
  • Source: Episode 50: Silver Linings
    • Note: Character had originally been thought to die of a heart attack. Church (from the future) attempted to give the character a vaccine that would prevent the Captain from dying. Ironically, trying to help Flowers kills him because the Captain is allergic to aspirin, which the vaccine contained. Tucker would later scavenge the armor for himself and the character would be revived temporarily around episode 100.

• No, that's our job. To win the war at any cost. (Church: Yeah, well good luck. Now that we have you, all we need to do is stop O'Malley. And Tex'll be more that happy to do that.) Oh, on the contrary, my friend. Now that she knows our plan, not only will she not stop us, our dear Tex is going to help us.
  • Who: Agent Wyoming
  • Source: Episode 99: Repent, The End Is Near
    • Note: Character does not die until the beginning of the next episode, but he doesn't say another word until Tex shoots him.

Out of Mind

• Wait- wait. Tex. Don't- don't let 'em-
  • Who: Agent York
  • Source: Out of Mind Part Five
    • Note: Character was shot to death by Wyoming.

Reconstruction

• Oh! Why!
  • Who: Jones
  • Source: Reconstruction Chapter 3
    • Note: Character was shot to death by Caboose off-screen. Character's name was mispronounced Jo-enn-ess

• (Sheila: Warning. Warning. System failing.) Sheila! Damage report! Now! (Sheila: Rear stabilizer offline. Navigations offline. And my system clock does not match interior records.) Did Gamma get loose? (Sheila: Negative. But I do not know how much longer I can contain him.) Computer. What about there? In the canyon. Can we land? (Sheila: Analyzing data.) Just tell me! Can you get us there? (Sheila: I am unable to calculate-) Sheila! Give me manual controls now! (Sheila: Acknowledged. Manual controls activated. Warning. Decompression. Rear doors opening.) Where are they going? Close the hatch! (Sheila: Rear doors open.) Wait! (Sheila: Acknowledged.) What's happening? (Sheila: Warning. Altitude critical. Brace for impact.) Hold on everyone! Hold on! Everybody just hold on!
  • Who: Agent Tex
  • Source: Reconstruction Chapter 5
    • Note: Character died long before this took place. This was only a recording of the ship crash. Character died between the events of The Blood Gulch Chronicles and Reconstruction.

• Oh come on, Wash. What're you gonna do? Sh- (Wash: Yes.)
  • Who: Agent South
  • Source: Reconstruction Chapter 6
    • Note: Character was shot to death by Agent Washington before finishing the word "shoot".

• How much time do you need? (Agent Washington: Whatever you can get me. When the EMP goes off-) When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I am a mother fucking ghost.
  • Who: Pvt. Leonard L. Church/Alpha AI
  • Source: Reconstruction Chapter 19
    • Note: Character implanted himself into the Meta's head to allow Agent Washington to activate an EMP which destroyed every AI the Meta had amassed, including Church.

Recreation

• (C.T.: Yes! Great shot Jones!) Thanks! But it's actually pronounced Jo-enn-ess, sir!
  • Who: Jones
  • Source: Recreation Chapter 18
    • Note: Character was a throwback joke to a character from Reconstruction, see above.

• What in the hell is that thing? Oh son of a-
  • Who: C.T.
  • Source: Recreation Chapter 19
    • Note: Character was referring to Epsilon-Church, who proceeds to shoot her with his laser face.

• (In spanish) Someone explain what's going on.
  • Who: Lopez the Heavy
  • Source: Recreation Chapter 19
    • Note: Character was shot by Agent Washington. Being a robot, he may come back at a later time. In Recreation Chapter 17, Lopez said "I made back ups of myself this morning," so he could be easily revived.

Revelation

• Tsk tsk tsk. Wrong answer.
  • Who: Agent Tex
  • Source: Revelation Chapter 19
    • Note: Character is threatening Agent Washington, but before she can kill him, she is tackled by The Meta. A fight ensues, and The Meta traps Tex in a Recovery Unit, which later fails, leaving her trapped inside. While not technically dead, they were her last words in the real world. She has yet to appear in Church's memory world.

• If I don't come back, you're in charge of remembering me, okay? Don't let Tucker help. He'll just fuck it up. Bye buddy.
  • Who: Pvt. Leonard L. Church/Epsilon AI
  • Source: Revelation Chapter 20
    • Note: Character was a memory of the original Church/Alpha. He put himself in the same Recovery Unit that Tex was trapped in so that he could free her. Unfortunately, it failed and locked down before either of them could escape. Epsilon remained in the Unit, waiting for Tex to find him. While not technically dead, they were his last words in the real world.

Homestar Runner

• Aw, this was supposed to reduce my overhead! Not turn into my head!
• Who: Bubs
• Source: Doomy Tales of the Macabre
• Notes: Since his death by decapitation by his concession stand was merely a product of Strong Sad's writing, his death is not canon.

Chad Vader

• Mop.....
• Who: Weird Jimmy
• Source: Chad Vader Season 2 Episode 10 "Somebody Dies"
• Notes: In an attempt to rescue Chad from the demented Randy, Weird Jimmy pushed Chad out of the way, only to be hit by Jeremy's lightsaber. He later reappears as a ghost.

• Alright, I'll take it for free then.
• Who: Random customer
• Source: Chad Vader Season 3 Episode 10 "6 Ways to Die
• Notes: Death not seen or mentioned, but since Chad made him leave the store with a bomb, it is extremely possible that he died.

• I will fight for you until MY heart stops beating!
• Who: Damien Nightshade
• Source: Chad Vader Season 3 Episode 10 "6 Ways to Die
• Notes: Takes the final bomb and explodes in the parking lot.

Others

• Don't worry... Captain Hammer will save us...
  • Who: Penny
  • Source: Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
  • Notes: Penny is speaking to Dr. Horrible, Captain Hammer's archnemesis, after being impaled with shrapnel caused by the explosion of Dr. Horrible's death ray (caused by Captain Hammer).