Fictional last words in internet series

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This page contains the fictional last words from internet video series such as Red vs. Blue, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series, and Chad Vader. The quotes are listed by episode appearance and character name.


[edit] Red vs. Blue

[edit] The Blood Gulch Chronicles

  • Tucker... T-Tucker. (Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay man!) No. Ah... I'm nah, I'm not gonna make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you. (Tucker: What is it?) I just wanted you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most. (Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.)
  • Okay. Herk...Bleah!
    • Who: Leonard L. Church
    • Source: Episode 8: Don't Ph34r the Reaper
      • Note: Though Church dies, he comes back as a ghost two episodes later and remains a part of the main cast. From this point forward, Church hates Caboose more than Tucker, and "Herk...Bleah!" is used for when someone dies in the series. Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction, however, argues that Church survived not because he became a ghost, but because he is actually the Alpha AI. The second quote is said during the credits of the episode.
  • Church, is that you? It, it's gone, Church. The A.I., it's gone. Thank you. Heeee, bleah.
    • Who: Tex
    • Source: Episode 19: Last One Out, Hit the Lights
      • Note: Dies after being hit by a grenade thrown by Donut. Ironically, the A.I., which would come to be known as O'Malley, actually survived and possessed Caboose. Though dead, like her ex-boyfriend Church, she comes back as a ghost a few episodes later.
  • Oh, please! That fudge-finger couldn't hit me! No, wait. I'm gonna die. Herk, blow me.
    • Who: 'Church'
    • Source: Episode 33: An Audience of Dumb
      • Note: Character is actually Caboose's mental image of the real Church. Upon the image's death, Caboose loses all memory of anything regarding Church.
  • (Wyoming: Looks like it's your lucky day, mate.)Oh, thank God! (Wyoming: Don't have time to torture you, so I'm just going to have to kill you.) What? Oh man, this sucks!
    • Who: Phil
    • Source: Episode 40: Visiting Old Friends
      • Note: Shot in the head by Wyoming. Character's initial importance is unknown.
  • My quest is over... I can see the flag... It's so, flappy... Hegh-bleahhh!
    • Who: Red Zealot
    • Source: Episode 48: Heavy Metal
      • Note: Dies from being slashed by Tucker's newly acquired plasma sword. However, he is apparently revived in a deleted scene.
  • Thank you, son. Feeling much bet-... better. Ahh! (Church: What? What's the matter?) That medication it-it didn't have... Ow! Aspirin in it did it. I'm allergic to asperin. (Church: Ummm!) Can't feel honches, spleen failing, glutes... glutinizing. Church... before I die... I have to tell you something incredibly important. I hold the key to our victory here. (Church: What? What is it?) Herrrr (Church: Aw crap!) Blaghhhh
    • Who: Captain Butch Flowers
    • Source: Episode 50: Silver Linings
      • Note: Character had originally been thought to die of a heart attack. Church (from the future) attempted to give the character a vaccine that would prevent the Captain from dying. Ironically, trying to help Flowers kills him because the Captain is allergic to aspirin, which the vaccine contained. Tucker would later scavenge the armor for himself and the character would be revived temporarily around episode 100.

[edit] Homestar Runner

  • Aw, this was supposed to reduce my overhead! Not turn into my head!
  • Who: Bubs
  • Source: Doomy Tales of the Macabre
  • Notes: Since his death by decapitation by his concession stand was merely a product of Strong Sad's writing, his death is not canon
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