Flushed Away

Flushed Away (2006) is a British computer-animated film directed by David Bowers and Sam Fell.

Roddy St. James

• This wacko has been chasing after me!
• Easy, tiger.
• I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons!

Rita Malone

• Smashing.
• Oi! Kermit!
• Cool!
• What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?!
• Get stuffed.
• Go, go, purple custard!

Sid

• Careful, mate! Those aren't chocolate buttons!
• You plonker! Think I don't know a toilet when I see one?
• I would not do that if I was you, pal. Let me lay this out for you: this place is mine now. Sid says, "Jump!", you say, "How high?". Comprende?
• Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!
• What a loo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooser!
• [When Roddy is dragging him towards the toilet] No, please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there! I've gone soft!

The Toad

• Ice them! Ice them both!
• Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge.
• Prepare to meet your maker... your ice maker. [cackling evilly]
• Huzzah! A man of quality!

Spike

• Blimey, it's cold.
• Target at 12:00!
• You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent!
• Alright! Enough games! To the Ratmobile!
• Your choice, mate. You can talk now, or you can talk later! Ain't that right, Persuader? [as the Persuader] Yeah, but in a much higher voice! You'll be singin' like a tea kettle! [as himself] Ah! Good one, Persuader!

Whitey

• The booty's in the booty.
• Cable-centric, boss!
• Would that be port or starboard?
• I saw an opportunity, and I seized it.

Le Frog

• [First line, when the Toad sternly notes he is late] Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way.
• Forgive me, my warty English cousin, but this bizarre obsession with the rats; it is not good for you. You are becoming what we French call... "Le Fruitcake!"
• I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French!
• [On the Toad] He's cuckoo, but family.
• I have triumphed! You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish!
• Give it a rest, cousin! And get your kids a puppy!