Flushed Away

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Flushed Away (2006) is a British computer-animated film directed by David Bowers and Sam Fell.

Roddy St. James[edit]

  • This wacko has been chasing after me!
  • I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons!

Rita Malone[edit]

  • What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?!
  • Oi! Kermit!
  • Go, go, purple custard!


  • Careful, mate! Those aren't chocolate buttons!
  • I would not do that if I was you, pal. Let me lay this out for you: this place is mine now. Sid says, "Jump!", you say, "How high?". Hey-hey! Comprende?
  • You plonker! Think I don't know a toilet when I see one?
  • Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!
  • What a loo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooser!
  • [When Roddy is dragging him towards the toilet] No, please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there! I've gone soft!

The Toad[edit]

  • Huzzah! A man of quality!
  • Ice them! Ice them both!
  • Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge.
  • Prepare to meet your maker... your ice maker. [cackling evilly]
  • [To Spike and Whitey] Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!
  • You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this!


  • Blimey it's cold!
  • Target at 12:00!
  • You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent!
  • Enough games... TO THE RATMOBILES!
  • Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take'em off! You're embarrassing me!
  • There they are! Go get 'em, lads!
  • Danger is my middle name!
  • Any last requests!?
  • Your choice, mate! You can talk now, or you can talk later! Ain't that right, Persuader? [As the Persuader] Yeah, but in a much higher voice! You'll be singin' like a tea kettle! [As himself] Ha ha! Good one, Persuader!
  • Come on then! Spit it out!


  • I'm Upset Now
  • The booty's in the booty!
  • Keep your legs straight!
  • Cable-centric, boss!
  • Would that be port or starboard?
  • I saw an opportunity, and I seized it!
  • Scrabble! Ha ha ha ha ha... (snort)
  • That's why I wore me mittens.
  • [Talking to Roddy while going to the Toad] So you're from up top, eh? I-- I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah. Big shampoo job. I-- I was dark grey when we started. Yeah. Still, it cleared up me dandruff! Ha ha ha!
  • You shouldn't sneak up on people. It's not polite.
  • I kept me legs straight, Spike!
  • I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

Le Frog[edit]

  • [First line, when the Toad sternly notes he is late] Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way.
  • Forgive me, my warty English cousin, but this bizarre obsession with the rats; it is not good for you. You are becoming what we French call... "Le Fruitcake!"
  • I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French!
  • [On the Toad] He's cuckoo, but family.
  • I have triumphed! You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish!
  • Give it a rest, cousin! And get your kids a puppy!
  • You're going to pay for that, my little chocalate croissant. But first, a word from our sponser. [Clicks his fingers] Marcel?


Tadpole: Is this the glorious amphibian dawn, dad?
The Toad: Anything for you, my little man.
Tadpole: Can I have a pony?
The Toad: No.
Tadpole: A puppy?
The Toad: We'll talk about it.
[Suddenly, all of the tadpoles in the tank start clamoring for a puppy]
The Toad: No! You can't all have puppies, please! Daddy's working!


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